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(CNN)   Will Barack Obama give an even better speech than Bill Clinton, or will he just put Bubba's speech on the JumboTron and bail? How many more states will Mitt Romney concede after tonight? Day 3 of the 2012 DNC discussion thread, right here   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2012-09-06 07:42:26 PM  
Factcheck.org on the Clyburn speech:

"The claim that the Romney/Ryan plan will cause darkness in the United States is a misstatement. While the ecological ramifications of their deregulation attempts will no doubt cause a plague of blindness to afflict the young, elderly, and infirm, this is darkness purely of a subjective nature and has no effect on the ambient light levels of the United States of America. We rate this Mostly False."
 
2012-09-06 07:42:27 PM  

WI241TH: Testiclaw: Holy Crap! I'm a TF'er!

Thanks, WI241TH!

*knuckles*

Always good to see another engineer around here


MSU PKG Engineer, representing.
 
2012-09-06 07:42:35 PM  
Anyone understand what the hell this guys is saying?


Kandes? = Candles
Wa? = War
Etrn? = Returning
Egan? = Regain
 
2012-09-06 07:42:40 PM  

Testiclaw: somedude210: and eventual global takeover....wait, fark I spoke too much

$1,500 for a position in your cabinet...


make it $5000 and you can have the cabinet

I_Love_Cheesecake: somedude210: crap, I'm being overrun with liters! Help me oh wealthy TFers, if we don't keep this up, we'll be overrun!!

Thanks for the sponsorship, somedude210!


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2012-09-06 07:42:56 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: Goddamnit, it sounds like it's starting out good already. I'm already cutting my class short so I can make it home by 9:30... I can watch Biden and the rest later, I want to make sure I can watch the President live. I gotta be with me new farker friends for this historic occasion!


Wait, you're cutting class for this? Record it man. You don't want to create a butterfly effect whereby missing a class causes you to miss some important shiat (like an exam) and your GPA drops .2 below what's required for your program and you miss out on that job opportunity that O-man gave a stimulus for. Hold up....never mind. Those 2m jobs were minimum wage for 2m people coming off unemployment. As you were.
 
2012-09-06 07:43:06 PM  
"We should not run from the term Obamacare, because Obama cares."

/swoon
 
2012-09-06 07:43:26 PM  
WOW, that Jesse Helms ad was brutal. Good work on employing that guy for several years, CNN.
 
2012-09-06 07:43:33 PM  
What did Charlie Murphy do to make the Republicans curse him so much?
 
2012-09-06 07:43:34 PM  
Clyburn sucks as a speaker
 
2012-09-06 07:43:40 PM  
Fark yeah, armor of light to fight the darkness.
This dude's a cleric
 
2012-09-06 07:43:43 PM  
I think Gabby Giffords might get a bigger ovation than Clinton got.
 
2012-09-06 07:43:45 PM  
What time is Obama's actual speech. I'm trying to plan a baby's bath here.
 
2012-09-06 07:43:56 PM  

Nezorf: Anyone understand what the hell this guys is saying?


Kandes? = Candles
Wa? = War
Etrn? = Returning
Egan? = Regain


I'm not watching the live stream, but I assume you're referring to Gabby Giffords?
 
2012-09-06 07:44:09 PM  

somedude210: make it $5000 and you can have the cabinet


Yay! The Testiclabinet!
 
2012-09-06 07:44:12 PM  

sprawl15: Factcheck.org on the Clyburn speech:

"The claim that the Romney/Ryan plan will cause darkness in the United States is a misstatement. While the ecological ramifications of their deregulation attempts will no doubt cause a plague of blindness to afflict the young, elderly, and infirm, this is darkness purely of a subjective nature and has no effect on the ambient light levels of the United States of America. We rate this Mostly False."


However, the fact that Republicans have spent the last four years cursing the darkness is indisputable. We rate this statement true.
 
2012-09-06 07:44:23 PM  
Hey, where's Scarlett?
 
2012-09-06 07:44:24 PM  

WhyteRaven74: shotglasss: Yeah, there's a book out there about that...you might want to check into it.

The Admiral seems to have a different idea

[p.twimg.com image 545x432]


and if you think he is full of shiat, people should first ask themselves if they would be willing to tell him that to his face.
 
2012-09-06 07:44:25 PM  

robsul82: What did Charlie Murphy do to make the Republicans curse him so much?


Norbit?
 
2012-09-06 07:44:33 PM  
Holy crap her voice is grating.
 
2012-09-06 07:44:44 PM  
"....and a hot piece of ass..."
 
2012-09-06 07:44:47 PM  
Kerry Washington!!! Clinton spoke on the wrong night.
 
2012-09-06 07:44:48 PM  

sprawl15: Factcheck.org on the Clyburn speech:

"The claim that the Romney/Ryan plan will cause darkness in the United States is a misstatement. While the ecological ramifications of their deregulation attempts will no doubt cause a plague of blindness to afflict the young, elderly, and infirm, this is darkness purely of a subjective nature and has no effect on the ambient light levels of the United States of America. We rate this Mostly False."


"The claim that the Romney/Ryan plan will cause darkness in the United States is a misstatement. While rampant deregulation could could result in a Mr. Burns scenario, that would be private industry blocking out the sun, and not a specific policy outlined by the Romney/Ryan plan."
 
2012-09-06 07:45:02 PM  
OMG, I thought you guys were joking when you said Kerry Washington was on. I would give her my electoral vote if you catch my drift.
 
2012-09-06 07:45:08 PM  
I made it through like 2 minutes of Clyburn slurring Romneyryan into one word.
 
2012-09-06 07:45:09 PM  
Oh my God, was that Jon Hamm in the audience?
 
2012-09-06 07:45:12 PM  
We the peephole.
 
2012-09-06 07:45:29 PM  

Testiclaw: somedude210: make it $5000 and you can have the cabinet

Yay! The Testiclabinet!


I had to have a Groucho Marx picture when I said that
 
2012-09-06 07:45:30 PM  

bartink: What time is Obama's actual speech. I'm trying to plan a baby's bath here.


Just prop the TV up at the edge of the bath tub, next to the coffee maker.
 
2012-09-06 07:45:32 PM  
and Sideshow Bill comes in AND MOLESTS
 
2012-09-06 07:45:39 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Cuthbert Allgood: is it the 9 9 9 guy?

Herman Cain is a Republican.


Or is he?
 
2012-09-06 07:45:43 PM  

Amos Quito: Kumana Wanalaia: Amos Quito: robsul82: IRAQ WAR ENDED - LIBYA LIBERATED - OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD

That was a nice section.

Obama didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.

How did you come to that (wrong) conclusion?

I didn't. Obama did.

/Foot in mouth disease


Is there a point at which I can board your coy, doublespaced train of thought?
 
2012-09-06 07:45:48 PM  

Stile4aly: sprawl15: Factcheck.org on the Clyburn speech:

"The claim that the Romney/Ryan plan will cause darkness in the United States is a misstatement. While the ecological ramifications of their deregulation attempts will no doubt cause a plague of blindness to afflict the young, elderly, and infirm, this is darkness purely of a subjective nature and has no effect on the ambient light levels of the United States of America. We rate this Mostly False."

However, the fact that Republicans have spent the last four years cursing trying to make people afraid of the darkness is indisputable. We rate this statement true.


Just a small edit.
 
2012-09-06 07:45:51 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I think Gabby Giffords might get a bigger ovation than Clinton got.



The audience will shoot to their feet.

/welp, I'm off to Hell now - enjoy the rest of the show
 
2012-09-06 07:45:52 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: DeaH: They said Beau, and I thought they were bringing out the dog. Damn, they should have brought the dog!

No kidding. You'd expect at least one smart person on the agenda. Too bad.


You're thinking of the RNC. It's just so easy to mix the conventions up when they are back-to-back, so don't feel too bad.
 
2012-09-06 07:45:53 PM  
Kerry Washington is hawt
 
2012-09-06 07:45:53 PM  
She's so purty.
 
2012-09-06 07:45:55 PM  

Boe: Stile4aly: [i.imgur.com image 324x639]

I lol'd


Coco LaFemme: Stile4aly: [i.imgur.com image 324x639]

*snerk*


Thanks. I hate to throw Novoselic under the bus, but it had to be done.
 
2012-09-06 07:46:15 PM  

bartink: What time is Obama's actual speech. I'm trying to plan a baby's bath here.


Some time after ten, bathe the baby and put it to bed.
 
2012-09-06 07:46:26 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Fark yeah, armor of light to fight the darkness.
This dude's a cleric


I always thought they were a little OP. Heavy armor, maces and morningstars, turn undead, AND a huge selection of spells starting at level 1 that they don't even need to find scrolls for?
 
2012-09-06 07:46:35 PM  
Damn she's good.
 
2012-09-06 07:46:38 PM  

Cuthbert Allgood: The My Little Pony Killer: Cuthbert Allgood: is it the 9 9 9 guy?

Herman Cain is a Republican.

Or is he?


My bad, I said Republican, I mean Pokemon trainer.
 
2012-09-06 07:46:39 PM  
WHAR SCARJO WHAR
 
2012-09-06 07:46:55 PM  

somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?


I do! My last sponsorship ended last night :( I'd sign myself up but fark me if I'm gonna create a PayPal account.


Stile4aly: alizeran: somedude210: When this goes to the main page, who wants to help me give some TF loving away? I feel all sponsor-y tonight again

Would love it. I been a liter a long long time. I think I am the oldest liter.

Was going to challenge that, but you've got me beat by a few months, you four-numbered bastard.


Ha! Newbs ;)
 
2012-09-06 07:47:00 PM  
Kerry Washington is just all kinds of ridiculous hot...
 
2012-09-06 07:47:03 PM  
One nation, invisible
 
2012-09-06 07:47:06 PM  

bartink: What time is Obama's actual speech. I'm trying to plan a baby's bath here.


He won't be on before 10PM. My best guess is somewhere around 10:30.
 
2012-09-06 07:47:07 PM  
Sweet Jesus do I have some angry Republicans on my Twitter. I guess if you can't pick over Clinton or Michelle Obama's performances you're stuck biatching about the Foo Fighters and ScarJo
 
2012-09-06 07:47:17 PM  
It is almost as if that whole voter disenfranchisement strategy is back-firing on the GOP.
 
2012-09-06 07:47:27 PM  
Old Man Yells at Darkness.
 
2012-09-06 07:47:46 PM  

skinink: Kerry Washington!!! Clinton spoke on the wrong night.


I have such a girl crush on Kerry.
 
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