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(CNN)   Will Barack Obama give an even better speech than Bill Clinton, or will he just put Bubba's speech on the JumboTron and bail? How many more states will Mitt Romney concede after tonight? Day 3 of the 2012 DNC discussion thread, right here   (cnn.com) divider line 5116
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2012-09-06 07:12:06 PM

DeaH: They said Beau, and I thought they were bringing out the dog. Damn, they should have brought the dog!


No kidding. You'd expect at least one smart person on the agenda. Too bad.
 
2012-09-06 07:12:18 PM

somedude210: The Dreaded Rear Admiral: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

Ok.

FatSteveWasted: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

What do I uh... gotta do for that TF?

Nothing. Both of you have TF for a month.

/though we did start a movement yesterday that you pay the $5 forward to the Obama campaign


Wait a TF = Donation to Obama? I'm on it

Who has a year of TF to donate?
 
2012-09-06 07:12:23 PM

mrshowrules: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: DamnYankees: Biden and Obama are speaking - anyone else of note?

Eva Longoria,Scarlet Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kerry Washington, whoever that is.

Kerry is the hot one.


Whar Al Gore whar?
 
2012-09-06 07:12:26 PM

Nezorf: Really? Biggest target to smallest target?
Kinda odd.


The biggest guy is cover.
 
2012-09-06 07:12:29 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Good Behavior Day: I want to know why Obama is going to be in Iowa on Friday.

He can see the flood damage in NOLA from there and still play golf.


a.abcnews.go.com

He needs to go again?
 
2012-09-06 07:12:33 PM

somedude210: When this goes to the main page, who wants to help me give some TF loving away? I feel all sponsor-y tonight again


Would love it. I been a liter a long long time. I think I am the oldest liter.
 
2012-09-06 07:12:47 PM

ravenlore: Ouch! :-(


I can't even think straight anymore tonight!
 
2012-09-06 07:12:48 PM

King Something: FatSteveWasted: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

What do I uh... gotta do for that TF?

DO A BARREL ROLL


chzheroes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-06 07:12:52 PM

Shrugging Atlas: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

Does it come with a requirement to perform sexual favors? If so, I'm down.


have yourself cleaned and brought to my quarters...unless your a dude, then meet me in the back alley
 
2012-09-06 07:13:30 PM

somedude210: The Dreaded Rear Admiral: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

Ok.

FatSteveWasted: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

What do I uh... gotta do for that TF?

Nothing. Both of you have TF for a month.

/though we did start a movement yesterday that you pay the $5 forward to the Obama campaign


Done. Thanks for the TF!
 
2012-09-06 07:13:32 PM
zomg free TF?? O.O
 
2012-09-06 07:13:36 PM
I always liked watching people with expressive eyebrows. He ain't bad looking either.
 
2012-09-06 07:13:36 PM

Stile4aly: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Good Behavior Day: I want to know why Obama is going to be in Iowa on Friday.

He can see the flood damage in NOLA from there and still play golf.

[a.abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

He needs to go again?


Well, actually he can visit the Des Moines flood damage 2 years after it occured, you know, to be involved.
 
2012-09-06 07:13:46 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Good Behavior Day: I want to know why Obama is going to be in Iowa on Friday.

He can see the flood damage in NOLA from there and still play golf.


I mean after all the times that Bush spent in Camp David and his ranch in Texas, it always amazes me that the right-wing shills get on Obama for GOLFING.
 
2012-09-06 07:13:47 PM

Cyclometh: Shook 900 kids' hands? Dang.


Both hands? Or just one hand per kid?
 
2012-09-06 07:13:56 PM
Think that Romney would let any of his trust fund kids enlist?
 
2012-09-06 07:13:57 PM

ZoeNekros: HeartBurnKid: Didn't we have a different convention thread a minute ago?

He knows too much!


I've got one that can see!

celticrebel.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-06 07:13:59 PM
The Repub's always say Obama should say this or that but their guy never takes a stand on any issue.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:05 PM
His voice cracked just now.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:13 PM

somedude210: The Dreaded Rear Admiral: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

Ok.

FatSteveWasted: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

What do I uh... gotta do for that TF?

Nothing. Both of you have TF for a month.

/though we did start a movement yesterday that you pay the $5 forward to the Obama campaign


Thanks dude. And indeed I shall pay the $5 forward to the O. He's been emailing me nonstop for months begging anyways.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:20 PM

Nezorf: King Something: Nezorf: Ordered by height. WTF.
Way to make the woman stand out as small and diminutive.
I'm tall and I don't even like it when people do height order.

Must be a military thing, then. It's how troops are usually formed up when not formed up by rank.

Really? Biggest target to smallest target?
Kinda odd.


It's usually used in PT, and for the dog and pony shows whenever the battalion/brigade/higher echelon officers and Sergeants Major wanted to hear the sound of their own voices for three hours.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:20 PM
Aww, Joe is crying.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:20 PM
Goddamnit, it sounds like it's starting out good already. I'm already cutting my class short so I can make it home by 9:30... I can watch Biden and the rest later, I want to make sure I can watch the President live. I gotta be with me new farker friends for this historic occasion!
 
2012-09-06 07:14:27 PM
I can't imagine that Joe could possibly be any prouder of his son than right now.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:28 PM
Awww, Joe wiped away a tear at his son moving to nominate him by acclamation.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:29 PM
awwww joe
 
2012-09-06 07:14:31 PM

alizeran: Would love it. I been a liter a long long time. I think I am the oldest liter.


8011 and you've never coughed up the $5? Did you at least click on some ads along the way?
 
2012-09-06 07:14:36 PM

alizeran: somedude210: When this goes to the main page, who wants to help me give some TF loving away? I feel all sponsor-y tonight again

Would love it. I been a liter a long long time. I think I am the oldest liter.


Was going to challenge that, but you've got me beat by a few months, you four-numbered bastard.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:38 PM
OOOOOH! He IS CRYING!

I wish I could hug him!!!
 
2012-09-06 07:14:41 PM
Biden is trying like hell not to cry.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:50 PM

farkityfarker: What's going to happen is that Americans are going to reelect Obama, and also the obstructionist Republican house. Also the Republicans might even get a majority in the Senate. And thus it's going to be more of the same in Washington.


Not really, if what you say happens thier prime directive failed and thye might get all pragamaticy. but I'm an eternal optomist.

Clinto kinda proved that Congress has to play nice with a second term president.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:52 PM

somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-06 07:14:55 PM
D'awwww Joe is crying. I love him.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:59 PM
Aww.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:01 PM
Joe looked so proud.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:02 PM
Dammit Joe! (he made me get a little misty eyed)
 
2012-09-06 07:15:04 PM

Mrtraveler01: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Good Behavior Day: I want to know why Obama is going to be in Iowa on Friday.

He can see the flood damage in NOLA from there and still play golf.

I mean after all the times that Bush spent in Camp David and his ranch in Texas, it always amazes me that the right-wing shills get on Obama for GOLFING.


You don't really want to compare vacation time do you? Really?
 
2012-09-06 07:15:05 PM
Joe's totally broken down. Very nice.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:11 PM

alizeran: somedude210: When this goes to the main page, who wants to help me give some TF loving away? I feel all sponsor-y tonight again

Would love it. I been a liter a long long time. I think I am the oldest liter.


well you're now the youngest TFer (at least for the next 10 mins)
 
2012-09-06 07:15:14 PM

ThereAreFourLights: I always liked watching people with expressive eyebrows. He ain't bad looking either.


TAFL!!! He is cute as a button. Throws a mean yo-yo too.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:16 PM
The Demos have it right. But the left wing red meat out early and the more mainstream stuff on prime time. It's amazing how much the RNC flubbed it. The Republicans used to be good at the political game. I guess that's what happens when you pander to the nut jobs long enough, they take over and start screwing things up.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-06 07:15:27 PM
We love you, Joe.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:27 PM
"and the nays?"

*crickets*

"OK then!"
 
2012-09-06 07:15:29 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Nezorf: Really? Biggest target to smallest target?
Kinda odd.

The biggest guy is cover.


If that is the case, screw that I'm not going to war.
It would be like taking cover behind a streetlight though.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:32 PM
God damn it. I didn't want to get all weepy before 10.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:39 PM
i1253.photobucket.com
You obamorons will get a speech filled with finger pointing, lies, no concrete plans, and a bunch of fuzzy math numbers to gloss over the failure of the last 4 years. Kinda like the 2008 speech.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:39 PM

Good Behavior Day: I want to know why Obama is going to be in Iowa on Friday.


me too. I mean, most of us like him coming here but I think it'd be smarter to really hit the solid red south hard. they can't ALL be ignorant white crackers can they? heck, on the way to work tonight I was behind a pick-up truck with mississippi plates, a new orleans saints decal in the back, and an obama ' 08 sticker on the bumper, right next to one that said "Faith". Yes, they were white.

I think mittens will be here in the next couple of days too but hopefully not around me 'cause this inbred hick can yell "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE" really really loud
 
2012-09-06 07:15:50 PM
Wipin' away manly tears.

They are definitely a lot dancier than they were before Mary J.
 
2012-09-06 07:15:51 PM
NO!

WHY ARE THEY IGNORING RON PA-

Oh, nevermind.
 
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