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(CNN)   Will Barack Obama give an even better speech than Bill Clinton, or will he just put Bubba's speech on the JumboTron and bail? How many more states will Mitt Romney concede after tonight? Day 3 of the 2012 DNC discussion thread, right here   (cnn.com) divider line 5116
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2012-09-06 07:31:27 PM
okay, so tallying up my receipts from last night and tonight. I've raised ~$65 for the Obama campaign from sponsoring you farkers.

/awesome
 
2012-09-06 07:31:51 PM
Holy Crap! I'm a TF'er!

Thanks, WI241TH!

*knuckles*
 
2012-09-06 07:31:53 PM

Nezorf: One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 550x697]

Predators?


I decided to look into it for the lulz. There are some blogs out there (you know the kind.)

But if that's not what this guy is alleging, it makes you wonder just what sort of person calls a guy who has consensual sex with women a "predator," especially when there are better terms related to their shenanigans readily available.
 
2012-09-06 07:31:58 PM

Fair_Poopsmith: Amos Quito: robsul82: IRAQ WAR ENDED - LIBYA LIBERATED - OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD

That was a nice section.


Obama didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.

Osama didn't attack us on 9/11. Somebody else made that happen.



DAMN STRAIGHT!
 
2012-09-06 07:32:08 PM

moonscatter: Total fark posting is a three drink minimum - once you get caught up, it'll be all good!


Speaking of, what's everyone drinking tonight? I'm having a few Miller Lites. Not my drink of choice, but my wife bought it for me so I feel it is my duty to drink it
 
2012-09-06 07:32:10 PM
Foo Fighters - fighting Foo across the land.

/loved them at Blizzcon
 
2012-09-06 07:32:11 PM
Charlie Crist will be speaking, LOL.

Nearly forgot that he sort-of-kind-of defected recently.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:12 PM
Oh, they're doing a few songs. Cool.
Do some late 90's songs. The music video with him with a giant hand was a good song.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:13 PM

Isitoveryet: shotglasss: cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Bin Laden killed by the program that Bush and Cheney left in place.

Sorry, but no.

Sorry, but yes. What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?

gravitas.


Momentum.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:16 PM
webpages.charter.net
 
2012-09-06 07:32:41 PM

Via Infinito: Waxing_Chewbacca: Launch Code: You obamorons will get a speech filled with finger pointing, lies, no concrete plans, and a bunch of fuzzy math numbers to gloss over the failure of the last 4 years. Kinda like the 2008 speech.

Nice to see the racists have shown up. Nice photoshop asshole.

I sometimes worry I'm going to wear out my ignore button in threads like these. ;)


It is a constant battle, isn't it? Like wack-a-mole with but with troglodytes.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:46 PM
We have always been at war with the foo.

/but theyre just a minor threat.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:46 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: NEWSFLASH: Obama will unveil his 4th budget to be duly ignored by everyone like his previous 3. Chris, back to you....
[i642.photobucket.com image 320x240]


You need to stop posting that pic of what you do when Chris Matthews comes on screen. It's creepy.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:59 PM

Isitoveryet: shotglasss: cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Bin Laden killed by the program that Bush and Cheney left in place.

Sorry, but no.

Sorry, but yes. What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?

gravitas.


More like balls, really, illusory balls, always bouncing...;)
 
2012-09-06 07:33:07 PM

GAT_00: Not sure how long I'll leave this on. I'm not listening to Charlie Crist.


Wait Charlie Crist is speaking? My times have really changed.
 
2012-09-06 07:33:13 PM

thomps: [i420.photobucket.com image 800x600]

well that is an interesting fact, CNN, thanks!


P-P-P-Pop up videos. P-p-pop up videos
 
2012-09-06 07:33:18 PM

WhyteRaven74: kimwim: How old is the oldest Farker? I'm trying to figure out where I fit in.

I know there are a few late 50s Farkers, and I do remember a farker or two in their 60s.


I'm 57, I'm not the oldest.
 
2012-09-06 07:33:20 PM

Di Atribe: Why is sports tab!? This goes to my inbox!


Can you imagine the hilarity of a cross pollinated DNC and wrasslin thread?
 
2012-09-06 07:33:24 PM
Some of Nate's twitter activity (for the lazy):

Nate Silver@fivethirtyeight
Under Obama's watch, we killed Al Qaeda's No. 2 17 times.

Nate Silver@fivethirtyeight
Obama would have a 90%+ chance of winning the election today ... if all registered voters turned out. http://nyti.ms/TZqsnJ

Nate Silver@fivethirtyeight
One way that America is better off? Our food is getting WAY better. Just had a pulled pork burrito with fresh Carolina jalapenos.
 
2012-09-06 07:33:24 PM
I'm not usually into metal music, but that was a pretty good performance.
 
2012-09-06 07:33:34 PM

shotglasss: [webpages.charter.net image 500x359]


Someone else flew those planes into those buildings. Barry ordered that hit for the Americans killed in that attack. We all did that.
 
2012-09-06 07:33:34 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Oh, they're doing a few songs. Cool.
Do some late 90's songs. The music video with him with a giant hand was a good song.


That's Everlong, which yeah would have been awesome. Their second single I think?
 
2012-09-06 07:33:48 PM

Evil High Priest: The sanity level in this thread is.. unnerving.


Well, we tend to be a lot more sane than your garden-variety Rethuglican.
 
2012-09-06 07:33:55 PM
Black people and old people alike are experiencing the Foo Fighters for the very first time. It's weird watching them gyrate.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:02 PM

Indubitably: Isitoveryet: shotglasss: cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Bin Laden killed by the program that Bush and Cheney left in place.

Sorry, but no.

Sorry, but yes. What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?

gravitas.

More like balls, really, illusory balls, always bouncing...;)


Yeah, yours was better: gravitas.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:09 PM
PBS is showing a terrific episode of Are You Being Served.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:09 PM

shotglasss: cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Bin Laden killed by the program that Bush and Cheney left in place.

Sorry, but no.

Sorry, but yes. What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?


The CIA bin laden office. You know. The entire operation.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:09 PM

Mrtraveler01: GAT_00: Not sure how long I'll leave this on. I'm not listening to Charlie Crist.

Wait Charlie Crist is speaking? My times have really changed.


He's the third speaker from now.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:10 PM

Mega Steve: moonscatter: Total fark posting is a three drink minimum - once you get caught up, it'll be all good!

Speaking of, what's everyone drinking tonight? I'm having a few Miller Lites. Not my drink of choice, but my wife bought it for me so I feel it is my duty to drink it


Got a keg of Grain Belt Nordeast that I'm pouring out of.
Free beer is free beer.
My neighbor drinks highlife and when he offers, I drink.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:18 PM

sprawl15: I'm not usually into metal music, but that was a pretty good performance.


...I'd call it alternative rather than metal.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:38 PM

MorrisBird: WhyteRaven74: kimwim: How old is the oldest Farker? I'm trying to figure out where I fit in.

I know there are a few late 50s Farkers, and I do remember a farker or two in their 60s.

I'm 57, I'm not the oldest.


There are a lot more "old" farkers lurking than you might think, I'm in my 50's for example.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:42 PM

Fair_Poopsmith: Foo Fighters. Subtly remind younger people of their experience of the Clinton years after last night's speech. Smart.



That. Or suicide.


/whoohoo Generation X !
 
2012-09-06 07:34:42 PM

Isitoveryet: shotglasss: cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Bin Laden killed by the program that Bush and Cheney left in place.

Sorry, but no.

Sorry, but yes. What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?

gravitas.

and a pile of dead terrorists.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:52 PM

shotglasss: WhyteRaven74: shotglasss: What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?

Seal Team Six.

Yeah, there's a book out there about that...you might want to check into it.


They weren't in Pakistan. McCain wasn't going to go there.
 
2012-09-06 07:35:03 PM

Coco LaFemme: Evil High Priest: The sanity level in this thread is.. unnerving.

Well, we tend to be a lot more sane than your garden-variety Rethuglican.


except fot the name calling- you gotta love them pet names.
 
2012-09-06 07:35:08 PM

Coco LaFemme: Well, we tend to be a lot more sane than your garden-variety Rethuglican.


Mostly because they're watered with Monsantorade Brawndo.
 
2012-09-06 07:35:10 PM

shotglasss: [webpages.charter.net image 500x359]


Conservautism.
 
2012-09-06 07:35:14 PM

shotglasss: Yeah, there's a book out there about that...you might want to check into it.


The Admiral seems to have a different idea

p.twimg.com
 
2012-09-06 07:35:19 PM

GAT_00: God-is-a-Taco: Oh, they're doing a few songs. Cool.
Do some late 90's songs. The music video with him with a giant hand was a good song.

That's Everlong, which yeah would have been awesome. Their second single I think?


Fourth, I think. "This is a Call", "I'll Stick Around", and "Big Me" were all before it, IIRC.
 
2012-09-06 07:35:19 PM

Amos Quito: robsul82: IRAQ WAR ENDED - LIBYA LIBERATED - OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD

That was a nice section.

Obama didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.


How did you come to that (wrong) conclusion?
 
2012-09-06 07:35:20 PM

Aexia: robsul82: I'd complain about not having a thread ready to go for the second day running, but right now it's a James Taylor concert and I've flatlined three times already.

[i.imgur.com image 387x639]


i457.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 07:35:23 PM

somedude210: okay, so tallying up my receipts from last night and tonight. I've raised ~$65 for the Obama campaign from sponsoring you farkers.

/awesome


Add another $20 from me and my sponsor from last night.
 
2012-09-06 07:35:35 PM

GAT_00: Mrtraveler01: GAT_00: Not sure how long I'll leave this on. I'm not listening to Charlie Crist.

Wait Charlie Crist is speaking? My times have really changed.

He's the third speaker from now.


So has he gone full Democrat now after the GOP shunned him for having the audacity to work with Democrats instead of constantly demonizing them?
 
2012-09-06 07:35:41 PM

sprawl15: WhyteRaven74: shotglasss: What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?

Seal Team Six.

[img842.imageshack.us image 288x400]


According to reports he was what, 1 for 3?
 
2012-09-06 07:35:54 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: Via Infinito: Waxing_Chewbacca: Launch Code: You obamorons will get a speech filled with finger pointing, lies, no concrete plans, and a bunch of fuzzy math numbers to gloss over the failure of the last 4 years. Kinda like the 2008 speech.

Nice to see the racists have shown up. Nice photoshop asshole.

I sometimes worry I'm going to wear out my ignore button in threads like these. ;)

It is a constant battle, isn't it? Like wack-a-mole with but with troglodytes.


That quote made me laugh so hard I nearly peed. Wow. I was wrong. You were worth a YEAR of TotalFark.
 
2012-09-06 07:35:55 PM

somedude210: okay, so tallying up my receipts from last night and tonight. I've raised ~$65 for the Obama campaign from sponsoring you farkers.

/awesome


Yay,Somedude!!
 
2012-09-06 07:36:06 PM

suebhoney: somedude210: okay, so tallying up my receipts from last night and tonight. I've raised ~$65 for the Obama campaign from sponsoring you farkers.

/awesome

Add another $20 from me and my sponsor from last night.


shiat, how much have we actually raised in the last 24 hours?
 
2012-09-06 07:36:12 PM
On this page Fark is alternately giving me this:
pagead2.googlesyndication.com
and ads for tiny crotch rockets. What does it mean?
 
2012-09-06 07:36:16 PM

GAT_00: God-is-a-Taco: Oh, they're doing a few songs. Cool.
Do some late 90's songs. The music video with him with a giant hand was a good song.

That's Everlong, which yeah would have been awesome. Their second single I think?


Good stuff. And the drummer dressed up like Courtney Love was hilarious
 
2012-09-06 07:36:19 PM

alizeran: /but theyre just a minor threat.


niiiiice!
 
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