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(The Weather Channel)   Charlotte forecast for tonight: Zero percent chance of rain at 10 p.m   (weather.com) divider line 187
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2012-09-06 03:23:38 PM
For the Romney/Ryan ticket the forecast calls for pain.
 
2012-09-06 03:24:04 PM
Says 10% chance bro. Look, everyone knows it was cancelled because there's no way they could fill 73,000 seats.
 
2012-09-06 03:33:13 PM
WRONG!

Link

Thunderstorms in spots tonight. Thunderstorms right now.

You FAIL miserably, subby. Go lie down in traffic.
 
2012-09-06 03:35:17 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: WRONG!

Link

Thunderstorms in spots tonight. Thunderstorms right now.

You FAIL miserably, subby. Go lie down in traffic.



Your link says the chance of percipitation between 9-12 is 0%.  It's the weather, what can you do. 
 
2012-09-06 03:37:44 PM

James!: AdolfOliverPanties: WRONG!

Link

Thunderstorms in spots tonight. Thunderstorms right now.

You FAIL miserably, subby. Go lie down in traffic.


Your link says the chance of percipitation between 9-12 is 0%.  It's the weather, what can you do.


Well, as you know, they set up and get everyone in the stadium right at 10pm and there is no equipment that may need to be set up beforehand, so chances of rain before 9pm have zero impact on anything.
 
2012-09-06 03:37:44 PM
That being said, they'd still have had to move all their shiat to the smaller arena because of the storms that are happening right now. 
 
2012-09-06 03:41:48 PM
In light of that freaky, freaky simulpost, I retract my snark.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-06 03:46:12 PM

Walker: Says 10% chance bro. Look, everyone knows it was cancelled because there's no way they could fill 73,000 seats.


Well, mentally handicapped people "know" that.
 
2012-09-06 03:47:48 PM

James!: AdolfOliverPanties: WRONG!

Link

Thunderstorms in spots tonight. Thunderstorms right now.

You FAIL miserably, subby. Go lie down in traffic.


Your link says the chance of percipitation between 9-12 is 0%.  It's the weather, what can you do.


I'm no meteorologist but this is my weather source. 

And I don't trust thunderstorms, anyway. They're sneaky.
 
2012-09-06 03:50:05 PM
AND I'm not sure the GOP has any room to mock the Democrats' meteorological skills.
 
2012-09-06 03:52:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: In light of that freaky, freaky simulpost, I retract my snark.



It's all good, CC. 
 
I'd be pretty farking impressed if Obama pulled something out of his ass to make that speech to the whole convention somehow. 
 
2012-09-06 03:54:16 PM
Factchecking this headline demeans us all.
 
2012-09-06 03:56:16 PM

JerseyTim: Factchecking this headline demeans us all.



We're farkers, we can't be demeaned.
 
2012-09-06 04:01:35 PM

James!: AdolfOliverPanties: WRONG!

Link

Thunderstorms in spots tonight. Thunderstorms right now.

You FAIL miserably, subby. Go lie down in traffic.


Your link says the chance of percipitation between 9-12 is 0%.  It's the weather, what can you do.


They are having thunderstorms today. No chance of rain tonight, depending on your source. Fine. They should go ahead with it and do it in the stadium.

No one will complain about wet seats and there won't be any confusion, irritated people or anything, and they will have plenty of time to put up all the decorations and signs and prepare the stadium for the speech. It should be easy as hell to prepare a stadium for a possible 73,000 people, network and radio hook-ups, press accommodations, stage dressing, security etc.

Perfect.
 
2012-09-06 04:05:04 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: James!: AdolfOliverPanties: WRONG!

Link

Thunderstorms in spots tonight. Thunderstorms right now.

You FAIL miserably, subby. Go lie down in traffic.


Your link says the chance of percipitation between 9-12 is 0%.  It's the weather, what can you do.

They are having thunderstorms today. No chance of rain tonight, depending on your source. Fine. They should go ahead with it and do it in the stadium.

No one will complain about wet seats and there won't be any confusion, irritated people or anything, and they will have plenty of time to put up all the decorations and signs and prepare the stadium for the speech. It should be easy as hell to prepare a stadium for a possible 73,000 people, network and radio hook-ups, press accommodations, stage dressing, security etc.

Perfect.



Look everybody, it's the boy who doesn't read the thread!
 
2012-09-06 04:08:18 PM

James!: Look everybody, it's the boy who doesn't read the thread!


Look, it took me some time to look up the weather and go to the precipitation chances (and you have to subscribe to get the full forecast, so fark that,) then I went to the Wunderground one, then I typed out my reply to your post, previewed it and finally posted it.

Not my fault it was pretty much made superfluous by then. Gimme a break.
 
2012-09-06 04:11:14 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: James!: Look everybody, it's the boy who doesn't read the thread!

Look, it took me some time to look up the weather and go to the precipitation chances (and you have to subscribe to get the full forecast, so fark that,) then I went to the Wunderground one, then I typed out my reply to your post, previewed it and finally posted it.

Not my fault it was pretty much made superfluous by then. Gimme a break.



No breaks.  Put on the cone of shame.
 
2012-09-06 04:11:52 PM
On the left hand side of TFA, it says "expect occasional thunderstorms to end Thursday at 8:45." If there is even a tiny chance of someone getting struck by lightening while waiting to get in, you don't take that chance in this scenario. Bad PR. Very, very bad PR if. Someone ends up dead.
 
2012-09-06 04:19:18 PM
Did it occur to any of you geniuses that the Secret Service may have dictated this particular change in scenery? No? Ah.
 
2012-09-06 04:19:28 PM

James!: AdolfOliverPanties: James!: Look everybody, it's the boy who doesn't read the thread!

Look, it took me some time to look up the weather and go to the precipitation chances (and you have to subscribe to get the full forecast, so fark that,) then I went to the Wunderground one, then I typed out my reply to your post, previewed it and finally posted it.

Not my fault it was pretty much made superfluous by then. Gimme a break.


No breaks.  Put on the cone of shame.


Fine. I'll wear the cone, but I'm not putting on the genital cuffs. I'll chafe.
 
2012-09-06 04:21:12 PM
i.imgur.com

For now, perhaps.

Charlotte is such a nice city.

Would be a shame if a big storm came through it.
 
2012-09-06 04:21:39 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: If there is even a tiny chance of someone getting struck by lightening while waiting to get in, you don't take that chance in this scenario.


FN headline: GOD HATES DEMOCRATS!
 
2012-09-06 04:28:26 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: James!: AdolfOliverPanties: James!: Look everybody, it's the boy who doesn't read the thread!

Look, it took me some time to look up the weather and go to the precipitation chances (and you have to subscribe to get the full forecast, so fark that,) then I went to the Wunderground one, then I typed out my reply to your post, previewed it and finally posted it.

Not my fault it was pretty much made superfluous by then. Gimme a break.


No breaks.  Put on the cone of shame.

Fine. I'll wear the cone, but I'm not putting on the genital cuffs. I'll chafe.



IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!
 
2012-09-06 04:28:27 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Three Crooked Squirrels: If there is even a tiny chance of someone getting struck by lightening while waiting to get in, you don't take that chance in this scenario.

FN headline: GOD HATES DEMOCRATS!


Y'know I always was amused by this. There's no evidence of the christian god smiting folk with lightning. But you know who did? Zeus. Heathen democrats, hell-bent on worshipping false, discredited european-socialist gods, hoist by their own lightning petard.

Thunderstruck.
 
2012-09-06 04:39:34 PM
 
2012-09-06 04:42:44 PM
haha Obummer can't even work his weather machine properly, dropped a thunderstorm on himself and you want this clown to have a second term?
 
2012-09-06 04:44:27 PM

dogdaze: It is currently pouring in Charlotte.


There's thunder in Raleigh!
 
2012-09-06 04:44:39 PM
Obama's at it again with his weather machine.
 
2012-09-06 04:44:45 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: James!: AdolfOliverPanties: WRONG!

Link

Thunderstorms in spots tonight. Thunderstorms right now.

You FAIL miserably, subby. Go lie down in traffic.


Your link says the chance of percipitation between 9-12 is 0%.  It's the weather, what can you do.

I'm no meteorologist but this is my weather source. 

And I don't trust thunderstorms, anyway. They're sneaky.


Also: mother nature has a way of saying "FARK YOU!" to meteorologists when she feels like it. So, yeah, it's better that they hold the event indoors; for safety concerns if nothing else.
 
2012-09-06 04:45:11 PM
We're gonna need a bigger chicken.
 
2012-09-06 04:45:45 PM
They should have thought ahead and gotten a covered stadium, like Team Romney did

pixel.nymag.com
 
2012-09-06 04:46:48 PM
It does not really matter what the forecast is now, what matters is what the forecast was a couple days ago when the decision to move was made. Once they decided to move, they could not change that decision because of the lag time to set up.
 
2012-09-06 04:46:50 PM
Fark you, subby, die in an AIDS fire.

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 04:48:00 PM
Damm, Farkistan must be getting jaw cramps from sucking Democratic dick all day......
 
2012-09-06 04:48:13 PM
Charlotte forecast for tonight: Zero percent chance of rain at 10 p.m OBAMA FAILS TO PREDICT WEATHER, OPTS TO CONSIDER SAFETY OF CONVENTIONGOERS OVER LOCATION, SARAH PALIN PREPARING ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
 
2012-09-06 04:48:21 PM
Yes, with the waiting list, I'm sure they were having a problem.

//Oh yeah, and fark Sununu with a turkey neck
 
2012-09-06 04:49:57 PM

mark12A: Damm, Farkistan must be getting jaw cramps from sucking Democratic dick all day......


There ya go! The Republican education model at work again, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2012-09-06 04:50:34 PM
Hee-Haw!
 
2012-09-06 04:50:35 PM

mark12A: Damm, Farkistan must be getting jaw cramps from sucking Democratic dick all day......


0/10

I'm sorry. I should've talked about how much good and virtue the GOP has and that they're the only ones that could save this country.

Better?
 
2012-09-06 04:50:59 PM
Wow, a whole lot of people have no farking clue how volatile and unpredictable North Carolina's weather is in late summer.
 
2012-09-06 04:52:25 PM

that bosnian sniper: We're gonna need a bigger chicken.


www.the-losthighway.com

Are these big enough?
 
2012-09-06 04:53:42 PM

UNC_Samurai: Wow, a whole lot of people have no farking clue how volatile and unpredictable North Carolina's weather is in late summer.


Brah, they're grasping as straws. As soon as Clinton finished his speech, it dawned on RWers how big a sh*t sandwich they're going to have to swallow.

This is just a side-effect of same.
 
2012-09-06 04:53:52 PM
Same as 0bummer's chance of winning the election then!
 
2012-09-06 04:57:06 PM

mark12A: Damm, Farkistan must be getting jaw cramps from sucking Democratic dick all day......




The jokes write themselves, folks. This is what happens when the right wing has no one shilling for them that has a proper education.
 
2012-09-06 04:57:41 PM

Rwa2play: UNC_Samurai: Wow, a whole lot of people have no farking clue how volatile and unpredictable North Carolina's weather is in late summer.

Brah, they're grasping as straws. As soon as Clinton finished his speech, it dawned on RWers how big a sh*t sandwich they're going to have to swallow.

This is just a side-effect of same.


It's a remanifestation of Clinton Derangement Syndrome. Smart people drive them literally insane.
 
2012-09-06 04:57:41 PM
I can't decide which of these propositions is more pants-on-head retarded:

1. The belief that the venue for the climatic event for major political party's convention--which will be attended by all attendees of the convention and thousands of members of the public, and which will feature the President of the United States and others who require extreme security and Secret Service precautions and planning--can be switched back in forth at a moment's notice, based on the latest real-time weather predictions for the precise start time of the event. (This also requires disregarding whatever weather occurs the rest of the day, so that, for example, if it's pouring down rain for hours before the start of the event so that every seat is soaking wet and all the audio, visual, computer, and other electronic equipment required has to be set up in the rain, tough shiat, as long as it there's a prediction that it will stop raining 5 minutes before the precise start time of the event.)

-OR-

2. The belief that the President of the United States, giving what is likely to be the most closely-watched speech he might give over a period of a couple of years, in a town where all of the movers and shakers of his party and its most ardent followers all happen to be holding a meeting that week, not only would have trouble filling all the seats, but would have so many empty seats that it would be deemed a big embarrassment for him, in a venue that can fill up even for something as unentertaining as an regular season Carolina F*cking Panthers game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Atlanta Falcons or some similar snoozefest.

THIS IS WHAT RIGHT-WINGERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
 
2012-09-06 04:58:28 PM
What?!?!?

Nobody posted this insane quote from Fox News analyst Charles Krauthammer:

"It wasn't the weather, they knew what the weather was going to be months ago. This was clearly a response to the fear of a sea of empty seats, and that's why this is being done," Krauthammer said.

Current weather conditions in Charlotte:
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-06 04:58:29 PM

Maud Dib: Fark you, subby, die in an AIDS fire.


When are you people going to learn about trollerriffic headlines? They pay the bills around here.
 
2012-09-06 04:58:54 PM

mark12A: Damm, Farkistan must be getting jaw cramps from sucking Democratic dick all day......


Are you the Freeper Ambassador?
 
2012-09-06 04:58:57 PM

JusticeandIndependence: dogdaze: It is currently pouring in Charlotte.

There's thunder in Raleigh!


There's a sale at Penny's!
 
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