Somaticasual: A serious question for more quantumly-inclined farkers: Wouldn't heisenberg's uncertainty principle basically prevent the disassembly and reassembly concept of teleportation? Either that, or you're reassembling someone who's going to be immediately at absolute zero (from a lack of molecular movement, because if you can find the position you can't find the momentum, therefore everything assembles at zero motion)?
HST's Dead Carcass: So, I don't have to worry about rush hour anymore?/should probably RTFA
Fano: belhade: Jument: Sadly yeah, teleportation is almost certainly completely impossible. To reconstitute a brain you would have to reconstitute not only the cells but electrical charges and stuff. I hate to say never but it's never going to happen. You could jump through a wormhole or pop into hyperspace, of course. Much easier than true teleportation.That's why you have to be asleep to take a jaunt. If you're awake you go raving mad.How long is a jaunt?
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TheSlothAlive: liam76: About time they got cracking on that ansible thing.Came for the Ender's Game reference, leaving satisfied
jeanwearinfool: Jument: Sadly yeah, teleportation is almost certainly completely impossible. To reconstitute a brain you would have to reconstitute not only the cells but electrical charges and stuff. I hate to say never but it's never going to happen. You could jump through a wormhole or pop into hyperspace, of course. Much easier than true teleportation.Not if you created a field that could reassign a quark's spatial position probability. 3 fields layered together to create a portal. One reverts a quark to a wave, the second reassigns it's position, the third collapses the waveform.
gweilo8888: VonKraut: Just because we can't conceive of it now doesn't mean it won't happen, or that we shouldn't try.Yep, laws of physics be damned. I will get this camel through the eye of this needle, if I just push hard enough!/try, try again
Creative Name: take me apart, take me apartwhat a way to roambut if you have to take me apart to get me thereI'd rather stay at home
Funzo: The RIAA is already claiming this has cost them $2 billion.
CheetahOlivetti: I love this thread already.
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