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(Labspaces.net)   Scientists have succeeded in completing a 143 kilometer teleportation. Unfortunately, the data turned inside out. And exploded   (labspaces.net) divider line 32
    More: Interesting, Tenerife, Chinese Academy of Sciences, quantum information processing, quantum states, University of Waterloo, optical fibers, quantum physics, Anton Zeilinger  
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2012-09-06 01:56:11 PM
18 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-06 01:57:12 PM
11 votes:
By Grabthar's Hammer, what a headline.
2012-09-06 03:44:35 PM
7 votes:
The RIAA is already claiming this has cost them $2 billion.
2012-09-06 03:19:19 PM
6 votes:
www.movieactors.com

Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?!?!
2012-09-06 03:39:43 PM
5 votes:

Somaticasual: A serious question for more quantumly-inclined farkers: Wouldn't heisenberg's uncertainty principle basically prevent the disassembly and reassembly concept of teleportation? Either that, or you're reassembling someone who's going to be immediately at absolute zero (from a lack of molecular movement, because if you can find the position you can't find the momentum, therefore everything assembles at zero motion)?


What if you wore a sweater?
2012-09-06 02:23:50 PM
5 votes:
Glad to see I'm not the only one thinking of the poor pig lizard...

cdn5.movieclips.com

/hot - like I'd imagine the steaming pile of p-l guts to be
2012-09-06 04:04:57 PM
3 votes:
Ziggy said there was only an 8% chance that this article would be greenlit. Guess who came out on top!

blastr.com

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back in time and be Elvis for a day.
2012-09-06 01:56:23 PM
3 votes:
Never give up. Never surrender.
2012-09-06 03:27:39 PM
2 votes:
This episode was badly written!
2012-09-06 03:20:37 PM
2 votes:
Wait!! Look around you, see if you can't form some sort of rudeamentry lathe.
2012-09-06 03:10:39 PM
2 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com

The sounds those things made scarred me for LIFE!
2012-09-06 02:39:14 PM
2 votes:

HST's Dead Carcass: So, I don't have to worry about rush hour anymore?

/should probably RTFA


Maybe won't have to wait so long to download 9 TB of porn, at any rate...

/the "matter transportation" happens later
2012-09-06 11:47:02 PM
1 votes:

Fano: belhade: Jument: Sadly yeah, teleportation is almost certainly completely impossible. To reconstitute a brain you would have to reconstitute not only the cells but electrical charges and stuff. I hate to say never but it's never going to happen. You could jump through a wormhole or pop into hyperspace, of course. Much easier than true teleportation.

That's why you have to be asleep to take a jaunt. If you're awake you go raving mad.

How long is a jaunt?


LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD
2012-09-06 07:19:39 PM
1 votes:
miners not minors

beryllium sphere
2012-09-06 07:14:51 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: hjy6: [www.wallpaperpimper.com image 850x637] 
Hot!

Her tits ain't really that big. Just thought you should know.


push up bras - a girls best friend

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-06 05:41:53 PM
1 votes:
www.wallpaperpimper.com 
Hot!
2012-09-06 05:22:50 PM
1 votes:
How do you even encode a photon? I checked Amazon, they do not even sell photon encoders.
2012-09-06 04:28:39 PM
1 votes:
"Mad_Radhu: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 799x342]

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The sounds those things made scarred me for LIFE!

Of course the most disturbing part is the question of what happens from your point of view when you get transported. You'd think that from your POV, you die instantly as you are torn apart on a atomic level and that the person that is reconstituted on the other end only think they are you because they have all of your memories. There'd just be no way to know what happens from a person's perspective."


Sounds like this one time I tried Salvia....
2012-09-06 04:18:59 PM
1 votes:

TheSlothAlive: liam76: About time they got cracking on that ansible thing.

Came for the Ender's Game reference, leaving satisfied


Came for the person who thought Orson Scott Card came up with Ursula K. Le Guin's word and concept, leaving smugly pedantic and satisfied.
2012-09-06 04:12:08 PM
1 votes:

jeanwearinfool: Jument: Sadly yeah, teleportation is almost certainly completely impossible. To reconstitute a brain you would have to reconstitute not only the cells but electrical charges and stuff. I hate to say never but it's never going to happen. You could jump through a wormhole or pop into hyperspace, of course. Much easier than true teleportation.

Not if you created a field that could reassign a quark's spatial position probability. 3 fields layered together to create a portal. One reverts a quark to a wave, the second reassigns it's position, the third collapses the waveform.


But what if you get splinched?
2012-09-06 04:03:14 PM
1 votes:

gweilo8888: VonKraut: Just because we can't conceive of it now doesn't mean it won't happen, or that we shouldn't try.

Yep, laws of physics be damned. I will get this camel through the eye of this needle, if I just push hard enough!

/try, try again


Liquid camel time!!!
2012-09-06 03:58:54 PM
1 votes:

Creative Name: take me apart, take me apart
what a way to roam
but if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home


I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
2012-09-06 03:56:01 PM
1 votes:
That was a hell of a thing.
2012-09-06 03:51:28 PM
1 votes:
www.hwdyk.com
2012-09-06 03:46:28 PM
1 votes:

Funzo: The RIAA is already claiming this has cost them $2 billion.


...and Apple is gearing up to sue over the patents
2012-09-06 03:30:49 PM
1 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: I love this thread already.


What posts did make it through didn't last long
2012-09-06 03:21:22 PM
1 votes:
Unfortunately, the data turned inside out. And exploded

Well, they've only done this once before.

/Safety not guaranteed.
2012-09-06 03:18:00 PM
1 votes:
wonder if they'll come up with transparent aluminum next
2012-09-06 03:16:39 PM
1 votes:
As long as we're not doing episode 86

/I die in that one
2012-09-06 02:24:21 PM
1 votes:
Brundlefly?
2012-09-06 02:21:33 PM
1 votes:
I love this thread already.
2012-09-06 01:45:29 PM
1 votes:
Bones McCoy nods knowingly
 
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