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(Bleeding Cool)   Actor Daniel Craig signs on to die another die...and then one more after that   (bleedingcool.com) divider line 80
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2012-09-06 01:18:42 PM
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2012-09-06 01:22:41 PM
I love Daniel Craig, and don't fault him for the dreck that was Quantum of Solace. He did the best acting he could, it just wasn't a Bond film, it was a revenge flick with a guy named Bond.

Here's to hoping that Skyfall will return to the awesomeness that was Casino Royale

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2012-09-06 01:47:26 PM
Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.
 
2012-09-06 02:35:13 PM

scottydoesntknow: I love Daniel Craig, and don't fault him for the dreck that was Quantum of Solace. He did the best acting he could, it just wasn't a Bond film, it was a revenge flick with a guy named Bond.


Craig agrees:

'Yes and you swear that you'll never get involved with shiat like that, and it happens. On "Quantum", we were farked. We had the bare bones of a script and then there was a writers' strike and there was nothing we could do. We couldn't employ a writer to finish it. I say to myself, "Never again", but who knows? There was me trying to rewrite scenes - and a writer I am not.'
 
2012-09-06 02:36:18 PM

GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.


I'm going to take a saw, cut up a copy of Die Another day, chew on the bits, and as it poisons and rips apart my insides I will shiat it out in an unholy mess of feces, guts and blood on to your dumb farking face
 
2012-09-06 02:39:52 PM
Yes!

scottydoesntknow: Here's to hoping that Skyfall will return to the awesomeness that was Casino Royale


Dat trailer
 
2012-09-06 02:42:48 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.

I'm going to take a saw, cut up a copy of Die Another day, chew on the bits, and as it poisons and rips apart my insides I will shiat it out in an unholy mess of feces, guts and blood on to your dumb farking face


You seem angry.
 
2012-09-06 02:43:37 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.

I'm going to take a saw, cut up a copy of Die Another day, chew on the bits, and as it poisons and rips apart my insides I will shiat it out in an unholy mess of feces, guts and blood on to your dumb farking face


Do you expect him to talk?
 
2012-09-06 02:47:17 PM
It occurs to me that we don't need Bond anymore.

The Bourne films were the best 3 Bond films since Connery left.
 
2012-09-06 02:49:02 PM

MetaCarpal: The All-Powerful Atheismo: GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.

I'm going to take a saw, cut up a copy of Die Another day, chew on the bits, and as it poisons and rips apart my insides I will shiat it out in an unholy mess of feces, guts and blood on to your dumb farking face

Do you expect him to talk?


After hearing Madonna sing Die Another Day's theme, I expected him to die.
 
2012-09-06 02:50:26 PM

GAT_00: The All-Powerful Atheismo: GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.

I'm going to take a saw, cut up a copy of Die Another day, chew on the bits, and as it poisons and rips apart my insides I will shiat it out in an unholy mess of feces, guts and blood on to your dumb farking face

You seem angry.


Angry at the movie yes. Even QoS was far better than it.
 
2012-09-06 02:57:16 PM
I like Craig as Bond. I thought QoS was a good movie.

They better conclude it with one of the 2 left damnit.
 
2012-09-06 03:00:33 PM
DIE AND LET DIE!

/unless headline is changed
 
2012-09-06 03:01:09 PM

Hebalo: It occurs to me that we don't need Bond anymore.

The Bourne films were the best 3 Bond films since Connery left.


At some point in the future, someone will make the same remark with Bourne for Bond and Damon for Connery. We just don't know what movie they're referring to yet.
 
2012-09-06 03:20:04 PM
I was really hoping Idris Elba would be chosen for the planned Nolan film.
 
2012-09-06 03:45:02 PM
I was hoping they'd get back to 007 after this latest Ramboesque romp.
 
2012-09-06 03:59:22 PM
YESH, THISH ISH EXCELLENT NEWSH
 
2012-09-06 04:04:17 PM
Die another die?
Dye another die?
Die another dye?
It's lost all meaning.
 
2012-09-06 04:05:46 PM
Live and let live!

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/08/26
 
2012-09-06 04:20:07 PM

GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.


Go back where? Most of them suck donkey dong compared to Casino Royale.
 
2012-09-06 04:33:32 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: I was really hoping Idris Elba would be chosen for the planned Nolan film.


I can handle a little more Craig, but then yes, it's definitely Idris's turn.
 
2012-09-06 04:45:17 PM
Worst Bond ever. The movies are not fun to watch like a James Bond movie should be. He doesn't even say "Bond, James Bond." He could be just any action movie character. There's nothing about him that makes him James Bond.
 
2012-09-06 04:50:06 PM
Swell, more Bond movies to skip. Can't wait until he gets bored with the role so they can find someone good again.
 
2012-09-06 04:52:23 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.

I'm going to take a saw, cut up a copy of Die Another day, chew on the bits, and as it poisons and rips apart my insides I will shiat it out in an unholy mess of feces, guts and blood on to your dumb farking face


That "unholy mess" will still be more interesting than any of Craig's Bond movies.
 
2012-09-06 04:53:19 PM

MetaCarpal: The All-Powerful Atheismo: GAT_00: Sadness. I'd like to go back to watching a decent Bond.

I'm going to take a saw, cut up a copy of Die Another day, chew on the bits, and as it poisons and rips apart my insides I will shiat it out in an unholy mess of feces, guts and blood on to your dumb farking face

Do you expect him to talk?


i.qkme.me

Figured you were waiting for it.
 
2012-09-06 04:56:21 PM

LDM90: Worst Bond ever. The movies are not fun to watch like a James Bond movie should be. He doesn't even say "Bond, James Bond." He could be just any action movie character. There's nothing about him that makes him James Bond.


If you want a rehash of the same thing over and over, you know you can just watch the first ~30 Bond movies on repeat, right?
 
2012-09-06 05:02:31 PM
QoS was bad because no-one cares about a lack of water in Bolivia. Also he trashed his Aston Martin DBS in the opening chase and that made me cry.

Let's just get back to SPECTRE and/or Commies. I like the new 'darker' Bond and certainly looking forward to Skyfall, just need a good villian IMO.
 
2012-09-06 05:05:33 PM
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2012-09-06 05:07:55 PM
so after SkyFall he'll only live twice as Bond.
 
2012-09-06 05:38:10 PM

rocky_howard: so after SkyFall he'll only live twice as Bond.


www.wearysloth.com

approves of what you did there.
 
2012-09-06 05:51:15 PM

LDM90: Worst Bond ever. The movies are not fun to watch like a James Bond movie should be. He doesn't even say "Bond, James Bond." He could be just any action movie character. There's nothing about him that makes him James Bond.


ZOMG HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE IF HIS MARTINI IS SHAKEN OR STIRRED!!!

/you'll get over it
 
2012-09-06 06:01:45 PM
I think the folks who churn out Bond movies saw the Bourne trilogy and had an epiphany, but weren't up to writing a good script. They definitely can't go back to the old style Bond movie; those belong to an earlier age. I like Daniel Craig as Bond, but they're going to have to come up with a 21st century bad guy - something like an ex-KGB Russian Mafia chief who's selling stolen Soviet era nukes to terrorist groups in Somalia. Or has that been done?
 
2012-09-06 06:10:02 PM

red5ish: I think the folks who churn out Bond movies saw the Bourne trilogy and had an epiphany, but weren't up to writing a good script. They definitely can't go back to the old style Bond movie; those belong to an earlier age. I like Daniel Craig as Bond, but they're going to have to come up with a 21st century bad guy - something like an ex-KGB Russian Mafia chief who's selling stolen Soviet era nukes to terrorist groups in Somalia. Or has that been done?


I think it was called "Mission Impossible 4"

Let Christopher Nolan direct one and Tarantino the other.
Get rid of Judy Dench as M and cast Anthony Hopkins.
No CGI, all real stunts and locations.
No celeb cameos.
 
2012-09-06 06:12:58 PM

fusillade762: LDM90: Worst Bond ever. The movies are not fun to watch like a James Bond movie should be. He doesn't even say "Bond, James Bond." He could be just any action movie character. There's nothing about him that makes him James Bond.

ZOMG HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE IF HIS MARTINI IS SHAKEN OR STIRRED!!!

/you'll get over it


If you walked in and the movie was playing at some point after the opening credits, there's a good chance you could go through the rest of it never knowing you were watching James Bond.

/action movie star #436
 
2012-09-06 06:13:33 PM
Seriously I'm more of a Bond fan than I am an Apple fan (and trust me...i would probably fark the corpse of Steve Jobs for a career at Apple) Craig is the best Bond we have had in years. The problem is, that no one is prepared to admit that there are two 'schools' of Bond, that are split right down the middle.

You have the School of Connery and the School of Moore

Connery = Connery, Dalton, Craig
Moore = Moore, Brosnan

Lazenby was just a mistake, but is more Moore'esqe than Conneryesque. Despite which school you favour, the whole point of Bond is you jump in and you go with it. So don't have a downer just because it's not your favoured category. I wholeheartedly love the Moore films over the Connery films, but actually I love the craig film, more than the Brosnan ones now.

Anyway, whats my point, oh yes it's this...Casino Royale, was amazing. That said if theres anyone that knows how to make a Bond film it's Martin Campbell, he proved the point with Goldeneye and he proved it again with Casino Royale.

QOS was as said, an absolute wreck due to the writers strike..it had no real coherency to it...and well it showed, it also featured what I consider to be possibly the worst Bond theme ever...Seriously don't let some poncy emo drummer twat, and an RnB pianist do a theme tune...it was horrible..it didn't flow, it didn't set the tone. I wanted to slit my wrists after i'd listened to it

Corbould's You know my name absolutely did the job for Casino Royale. It was loud it was brash..it made the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end

Now we have Skyfall, and we have a man at the helm that in terms of a commercial 'hollywood' director takes cinematography, and misé en scene to a whole new level (I think the only other director that comes close to Sam Mendes, is Chris Nolan) the story looks excellent. We have a VERY good 'baddy' and the trailer seems to say, we've basically got everything you loved about the Brosnan films, but still with the gritty craig edge.

I for one can't wait..and I can't wait for the next two either! Roll on Oct 26th... (bad luck Americans you have to wait till November 9th)

Bonus: It's in imax!!!
 
2012-09-06 06:35:21 PM

LDM90: fusillade762: LDM90: Worst Bond ever. The movies are not fun to watch like a James Bond movie should be. He doesn't even say "Bond, James Bond." He could be just any action movie character. There's nothing about him that makes him James Bond.

ZOMG HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE IF HIS MARTINI IS SHAKEN OR STIRRED!!!

/you'll get over it

If you walked in and the movie was playing at some point after the opening credits, there's a good chance you could go through the rest of it never knowing you were watching James Bond.

/action movie star #436


Except for the fact that he actually DOES say the line "Bond, James Bond" at the end of Casino Royale and they DO use the music (the fact that the Bond theme doesn't play earlier is intentional).

The song's ("You Know My Name") main notes are played throughout the film as a substitute for the James Bond theme, to represent Bond's youth and inexperience. The classic theme only plays during the end credits to signal the climax of his character arc.
 
2012-09-06 06:38:57 PM
Though if you wanted to discuss where the movie REALLY failed you could talk about their abysmal understanding of how Texas Hold 'Em is played...
 
2012-09-06 07:18:06 PM
Clive Owen for Bond.
 
2012-09-06 07:30:57 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Clive Owen for Bond.


When he was in the running a few years ago (before Craig was picked) I was on board. Also liked Dougray Scott. But I like Craig.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:39 PM

John Buck 41: Britney Spear's Speculum: Clive Owen for Bond.

When he was in the running a few years ago (before Craig was picked) I was on board. Also liked Dougray Scott. But I like Craig.


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2012-09-06 07:36:10 PM

Hebalo: It occurs to me that we don't need Bond anymore.

The Bourne films were the best 3 Bond films since Connery left.


Err, Bourne was a serious spy film. Bond is a parody of serious spy films.
 
2012-09-06 07:36:34 PM
I think Daniel Craig is great, and the trailer for Skyfall had me completely hooked. I can't wait.
 
2012-09-06 07:37:06 PM

fusillade762: Though if you wanted to discuss where the movie REALLY failed you could talk about their abysmal understanding of how Texas Hold 'Em is played...


Okay...so?
 
2012-09-06 07:54:15 PM

John Buck 41: fusillade762: Though if you wanted to discuss where the movie REALLY failed you could talk about their abysmal understanding of how Texas Hold 'Em is played...

Okay...so?


People went all in with LESS money than the leading player and you were given the impression that they would win the tournament if they won the hand. Though I guess it kind of makes sense in a dramatic license kind of way because dealing with side bets and such would get messy fast.
 
2012-09-06 08:22:00 PM

Jonny Ninja: QoS was bad because no-one cares about a lack of water in Bolivia. Also he trashed his Aston Martin DBS in the opening chase and that made me cry.

Let's just get back to SPECTRE and/or Commies. I like the new 'darker' Bond and certainly looking forward to Skyfall, just need a good villian IMO.


I agree with the smashing of the DBS thing...but the reason QoS sucked (supposedly) was because of the writers strike.

/I may be the only one who thought QoS didn't suck
//I still wanna see how Vespa's death plays out in the grand scheme.
///I hope Skyfall doesn't lose that
 
2012-09-06 08:30:08 PM
Brosnan was better.
 
2012-09-06 08:31:43 PM

Hebalo: It occurs to me that we don't need Bond anymore.

The Bourne films were the best 3 Bond films since Connery left.


Some whiny douche running around screaming "who am I" between incoherent blurry fight scenes, that was Bond?
 
2012-09-06 09:14:51 PM
They want him back? Wasn't he pretty much panned by almost everyone, and didn't his bond films.... suck?
 
2012-09-06 09:18:37 PM

LDM90: Worst Bond ever. The movies are not fun to watch like a James Bond movie should be. He doesn't even say "Bond, James Bond." He could be just any action movie character. There's nothing about him that makes him James Bond.


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2012-09-06 09:19:37 PM
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