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(Huffington Post)   Octomom has never heard of Mitt Romney, and would like someone to give her a radio. Ladies and gentlemen: THIS is your undecided swing voter   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 108
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2012-09-06 03:33:53 PM
Undecided means they aren't voting and just dont want to say it. The only thing more insane that not voting is voting for one of these clowns
 
2012-09-06 03:34:20 PM
and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute in my........
 
2012-09-06 03:34:57 PM

puckrock2000: Lame story, bro time:

I was working at a financial services company in 1989, and was setting up an account for a man named William Horton. I made a lame attempt at a joke by saying, "Hey, I'm setting up an account for Willie Horton." A female co-worker asked me, "Who's Willie Horton?", so I gave her the story from the previous year's election.
Her response: "Well, I didn't pay much attention to the election anyway."
Me: "Well, did you vote?"
Her: "No, I didn't bother. (pause) Who won, anyway - was it Dukakis?"

/facepalm


She was bullshiatting... about not know who won.
 
2012-09-06 03:35:29 PM

Eagles409: Octomom isn't a swing voter, she's a single mom with 14 kids and no job, that has democrat written all over it.


Not to mention she is on public assistance since her 15 minutes is not paying as well as she expected.
 
2012-09-06 03:43:22 PM
The only people dumber than swing voters are the blindly committed partisans.
 
2012-09-06 03:48:16 PM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 03:53:00 PM
We do it every day -- it's our medicine. I couldn't live without music and the sad part is, we don't even have a working radio in the house."

See, I figured it was Clomid.
 
2012-09-06 03:53:07 PM

dofus: Pocket Ninja: At this point, I imagine the average "swing voter" as someone who requires hour-long blocks of time to decide on matters such as whether to have an English muffin or toast for breakfast

Given that most people have some degree of reservation about both of the candidates, I can easily see a group holding out to the last minute.

The idea of hearing "Eineey, meaney, miney mo..." come out of a voting booth is amusing to me on several levels.


I am SO going to do this!
 
2012-09-06 03:53:55 PM

monoski: Eagles409: Octomom isn't a swing voter, she's a single mom with 14 kids and no job, that has democrat written all over it.

Not to mention she is on public assistance since her 15 minutes is not paying as well as she expected.


Tea Party, then?
 
2012-09-06 03:55:20 PM
You're a fool if you think people this ignorant comprise a significant population of voters when the polls open.
 
2012-09-06 03:59:39 PM
I highly doubt she's never heard of Romney. I see no reason why anything she says should be taken at face value.
 
2012-09-06 03:59:57 PM
I really hope this is like minute 14:59.9 of her 15 minutes of fame....

I know it will never happen.
 
2012-09-06 04:07:47 PM
ZeroCorpse
Who cares?

It doesn't matter who they vote for. It really doesn't. The winner was picked already, and all that remains is to put on the pageant to make everyone think they have a say in what happens. In the end, the guy that was appointed by the corporate overlords will take his place, and we'll get a news cycle-- with all the ads, merchandise, and book tours to go with it-- until the next big political "choice" they let us think we have comes up.

Octomom's vote is no more useless than anyone else's, which is to say it's completely useless and always has been.


I'll bet you have a Ron Paul for President sticker on your car.
 
2012-09-06 04:08:16 PM
Obviously the Mormons haven't knocked on her door yet.
 
2012-09-06 04:15:12 PM
So on top of all of the other issues those kids are going to deal with as they grow up...They have a single parent who has no idea what's going on in the world around her.

Tell me again how awesome personal freedom is.
 
2012-09-06 04:18:58 PM

suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........


Yikes!
 
2012-09-06 04:22:56 PM

More_Like_A_Stain: suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........

Yikes!


That needs to be labeled as Not Safe for viewing at all!
 
2012-09-06 04:24:25 PM

slave2grind: Skin flute?


Not enough holes on the intstrument. Go with a bass saxiphone.
 
2012-09-06 04:31:23 PM

yves0010: More_Like_A_Stain: suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........

Yikes!

That needs to be labeled as Not Safe for viewing at all!


d@mn you... now i've got to pull this up on my phone so i can see it at work!
 
2012-09-06 04:33:10 PM

suthrnrunt: yves0010: More_Like_A_Stain: suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........

Yikes!

That needs to be labeled as Not Safe for viewing at all!

d@mn you... now i've got to pull this up on my phone so i can see it at work!



Wait! stop! noooo......
 
2012-09-06 04:33:52 PM

suthrnrunt: yves0010: More_Like_A_Stain: suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........

Yikes!

That needs to be labeled as Not Safe for viewing at all!

d@mn you... now i've got to pull this up on my phone so i can see it at work!


Umm.... Don't say i did not warn you. You won't like it at all.
 
2012-09-06 04:35:43 PM

yves0010: suthrnrunt: yves0010: More_Like_A_Stain: suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........

Yikes!

That needs to be labeled as Not Safe for viewing at all!

d@mn you... now i've got to pull this up on my phone so i can see it at work!

Umm.... Don't say i did not warn you. You won't like it at all.


WTF?!? is that a nipple or her naval stretched out to look like an over-sized national geographic african tribe nipple?!?
 
2012-09-06 04:39:50 PM

suthrnrunt: yves0010: suthrnrunt: yves0010: More_Like_A_Stain: suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........

Yikes!

That needs to be labeled as Not Safe for viewing at all!

d@mn you... now i've got to pull this up on my phone so i can see it at work!

Umm.... Don't say i did not warn you. You won't like it at all.

WTF?!? is that a nipple or her naval stretched out to look like an over-sized national geographic african tribe nipple?!?


I do not know.. Tell the truth, I ran away as fast as I could.
 
2012-09-06 04:45:32 PM

lostcat: So on top of all of the other issues those kids are going to deal with as they grow up...They have a single parent who has no idea what's going on in the world around her.

Tell me again how awesome personal freedom is.



I know, people who don't follow politics dont deserve personal freedom, do they? I mean, I am 100% sure all these people who dont pay attention to politics are actually going to show up at the polls on election day, and of course they will be voting for the wrong guy.
 
2012-09-06 04:47:54 PM

D_Evans45: lostcat: So on top of all of the other issues those kids are going to deal with as they grow up...They have a single parent who has no idea what's going on in the world around her.

Tell me again how awesome personal freedom is.


I know, people who don't follow politics dont deserve personal freedom, do they? I mean, I am 100% sure all these people who dont pay attention to politics are actually going to show up at the polls on election day, and of course they will be voting for the wrong guy.


Nice sarcasm there. I personally hate politics and try and stay as far from it when I can. My interests are more into the technology so I spend most of my time reading up on that. My brother how ever, is a political major and has a law degree. So politics is his thing. Hate talking to him. Nothing but politics.
 
2012-09-06 04:52:28 PM

yves0010: suthrnrunt: yves0010: suthrnrunt: yves0010: More_Like_A_Stain: suthrnrunt: and this one time in band camp, I stuck a flute paint bucket in my........

Yikes!

That needs to be labeled as Not Safe for viewing at all!

d@mn you... now i've got to pull this up on my phone so i can see it at work!

Umm.... Don't say i did not warn you. You won't like it at all.

WTF?!? is that a nipple or her naval stretched out to look like an over-sized national geographic african tribe nipple?!?

I do not know.. Tell the truth, I ran away as fast as I could.


Surprisingly enough, it's trickier than I thought to GIS for two different nipple pics that look similar enough to pass as the same one but for different angles. Not saying that I minded the search, but it was harder tougher than I thought it would be.
 
2012-09-06 04:55:02 PM

ThrowYourHatredDown: I travel a lot for work and I can tell within 5 minutes of turning on the TV or radio if I am in a swing state. My vote won't count, my state is not a swing state.


My state must be swinging somewhere, because it's nothing but political ads on TV now. The superpacs are going crazy out here.

Barricaded Gunman: ZeroCorpse: Who cares? It doesn't matter who they vote for. It really doesn't. The winner was picked already, and all that remains is to put on the pageant to make everyone think they have a say in what happens. In the end, the guy that was appointed by the corporate overlords will take his place, and we'll get a news cycle-- with all the ads, merchandise, and book tours to go with it-- until the next big political "choice" they let us think we have comes up.
Of all the people I've ever known who've convinced themselves that, in a world of sheep, they alone are sharp enough to understand what's really going on... you remind me of all of them.


I don't know, I completely agree with him.

My vote matters about as much as if I put a $5 bet on a football game, and then waited to see if "my team" won. And I've been voting since I was old enough to do it.
 
2012-09-06 04:56:37 PM
Can you imagine how stretched out that va-jay-jay is? It probably looks, and smells, like a two week old cannoli.
 
2012-09-06 04:58:04 PM
Cant we just grind her and her kids up into tiger chow?
 
2012-09-06 05:06:48 PM
This is nothing. My favorites are the Fark Independents making five or low-six figure incomes that vote like they'll be in the top two percent of earners within the next couple years.
 
2012-09-06 05:21:37 PM
Without "Octomom" in front of "Nadya Suleman" - I wouldn't know her...so there. Mitt Romney may be an unelectable flesh-covered covered robot who's made millions on the misfortune of others, but at least his claim to fame isn't being a professional unfit mother/attention whore.
 
2012-09-06 05:44:39 PM
Someone should hold this womans head under water til she quits kicking then take her litter and drop them off with that Dugger family. They will be better cared for and I dought they will even notice the extra kids.
 
2012-09-06 05:45:24 PM
I wish I could mock this woman but I truly can't. She is way ahead of me. I wish I had never heard of Romney and no one is willing to pay me to be in a nude video.
 
2012-09-06 06:37:06 PM

SlothB77: because the only way to listen to music is from a radio. does she not have a tv or a computer or a phone or an ipod?


All of those cost much more than a radio. Granted, if you're willing to ask around a bit you can probably find someone willing to give away an old yet functional or fixable computer for free, but even then you'll need to pay for an internet connection. For the cost of one or two months of broadband you can buy a cheap DAB radio. A basic FM clock radio would be about half that.

If she doesn't have the money to spend on a radio there's no way she's buying a computer, a TV with freeview or a mobile with internet or an FM receiver built in.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:03 PM
Mock her all you want, but you can't deny that she's doing all she can to take care of those kids. I certainly don't see any of the so-called "pro-life" zealots lining up to help her out.
 
2012-09-06 07:55:34 PM
I thought Octomom was packing up and moving to Australia...?

/Where voting is mandatory.
//G'luck with that, mates.
 
2012-09-06 08:05:46 PM

SlothB77: "I live in Nadya land. I'm telling you, I'm not kidding you. I'm not normal. I don't know what's going on in the world. If you told me someone won the presidency tomorrow I would be like, 'what!' I so apologize for this answer, but I have no clue who is running against the president. I have not watched TV in 12 years," she said.

She is what they call an 'unlikely voter'. 100% chance she isn't even registered to vote.


To be fair, she probably doesn't know she needs to register.
 
2012-09-06 08:25:27 PM

busy chillin': Biness: Doesn't have working radio.


She and kids dance to music everyday.



SHES A LIAR

Well, I listen to music everyday through this new thing called a computer. My car has a radio, but I only listen to CDs. So she might not be lying. And also, if you listen to certain stations they don't play political adds...and this might not apply to her, but if you aren't in a swing state they don't play anything.

I have not seen one Obama add in KS. Prolly figure why waste the money.

did I just defend Octomom?


Yes.

You now have to pay child support for all of her kids, and Sarah Palin is automatically president.
 
2012-09-06 08:26:09 PM

AcneVulgaris: SlothB77: "I live in Nadya land. I'm telling you, I'm not kidding you. I'm not normal. I don't know what's going on in the world. If you told me someone won the presidency tomorrow I would be like, 'what!' I so apologize for this answer, but I have no clue who is running against the president. I have not watched TV in 12 years," she said.

She is what they call an 'unlikely voter'. 100% chance she isn't even registered to vote.

To be fair, she probably doesn't know she needs to register.


If she lived in Chicago, she may have already voted.
 
2012-09-06 08:38:25 PM
A big asteroid needs to slam into our planet as soon as possible so that we may be done with this woman.....
 
2012-09-06 09:58:06 PM
If she would die I'd be SO happy.

There's almost nothing I hate more than that level of stupid.
 
2012-09-06 10:11:54 PM

jmr61: If she would die I'd be SO happy.

There's almost nothing I hate more than that level of stupid.


I can think of two things that spawn more hate. Politics, both sides, and Hollywood.
 
2012-09-06 10:32:33 PM
There are no swing voters in California.

That is not a swing state.

Ever heard of the Electoral College Subby?!!?!?
 
2012-09-06 10:38:47 PM

texanjeff: There are no swing voters in California.

That is not a swing state.

Ever heard of the Electoral College Subby?!!?!?


Who cares? This is a pointless article, about a totally pointless human being.....
 
2012-09-06 11:20:37 PM

mynameist: This is nothing. My favorites are the Fark Independents making five or low-six figure incomes that vote like they'll be in the top two percent of earners within the next couple years.


If you are in the low six figures and so is your spouse you are (were, the last year I could find stats was 2006) likely in the top two percent, with 1.93 households making over 250k.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-06 11:39:41 PM
Doesn't she rent her cootch out as a mobile broadcast booth?

encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-09-07 12:06:27 AM
A local newspaper poll recently had 1% of repondents not know who Romney was. (~40 people)
 
2012-09-07 01:08:31 AM

HiFiGuy: I thought Octomom was packing up and moving to Australia...?

/Where voting is mandatory.
//G'luck with that, mates.


It's only mandatory if you're registered, according to the people I've spoken to.
 
2012-09-07 01:17:06 AM

3rdtimearound: Good. I don't want her on my side. I would say that as Democrat, Republican, Fascist, or supporter of the Brain Slug party.


Yeah, as a member of the Democrat-Republican-Fascist-Brain Slug party, I second the motion to send her to the other siide.
 
2012-09-07 02:03:36 AM
Am I the last person who feels sorry for her? She's clearly mentally ill, she's birthed way too many kids to handle on her own, which has exacerbated her mental illnesses. She's turned to stripping and porno to make ends meet.

Yes, she's made some stupid decisions in the past, and she's paying now. But she's not right upstairs and she needs real help. I'd love to see her get her act together, if only for the crotchfruit - they deserve better.
 
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