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(Fox News)   More cases of syphilis found in LA porn industry, your mom   (foxnews.com) divider line 26
    More: Scary, Free Speech Coalition, unprotected sex, Disease Control, Los Angeles County, porn, industry  
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2012-09-06 03:43:48 PM  
9 votes:
i141.photobucket.com
RIP
2012-09-06 02:10:55 PM  
8 votes:
Was it legitimate syphilis or otherwise. Because this is nothing to clap about.
2012-09-06 02:07:28 PM  
5 votes:
Is a case of syphilis like a box of rape?
2012-09-06 02:17:12 PM  
3 votes:

Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.


...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?
2012-09-06 02:14:05 PM  
2 votes:

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


Probably over a thousand per box.
2012-09-06 02:13:00 PM  
2 votes:

MAYORBOB: Was it legitimate syphilis or otherwise. Because this is nothing to clap about.


What you did there. I see it.
2012-09-06 02:12:25 PM  
2 votes:
exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?
2012-09-06 02:10:33 PM  
2 votes:
i can't fap to this
2012-09-07 05:35:15 AM  
1 votes:

LDM90: Shazam999: kvinesknows: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

condoms are a total turn off in porn.

plus the guys are so desensitized that its hard enough for them to cum as it is. throwing a condom on it certainly does not help

My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.

I feel your pain. I've often thought, in my case anyway, it comes from a deep fear that she's going to change her mind so you better get this done quick.


What did you do marry my ex-wife?
2012-09-06 10:54:02 PM  
1 votes:

Shazam999: My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.


Try putting it in her vagina next time. Bras and thongs have a way of launching you quicker.
2012-09-06 04:35:57 PM  
1 votes:

Charlie Chingas: kvinesknows: Charlie Chingas: kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?

Your mom does...

yeah.. can you stop farking her so hard? Everytime you do it I need to jerk off and I am getting pretty soar and raw down here.

Whoah, dude. Sorry. I had no idea. Now I feel bad. How about a sabbatical? Let that torn tissue heal?


eh.. give me $20 and I will just go out to the movies.
2012-09-06 04:05:42 PM  
1 votes:
Wait, so more porn actors are in Syfylys Original Movies?
2012-09-06 03:38:23 PM  
1 votes:

Pinner: kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?

So what were the meds you took for that?
Inquiring mindsbeforetheyrot want to know.


penicillin
2012-09-06 03:35:53 PM  
1 votes:

DreamyAltarBoy: The money shot is always 15sec of the guy jerking it into the girl's face, easy to slip the condom off first. As for cream pie, well I don't know how to slip that one past.


Oh, I've seen porn with condoms where the guy slips off the condom for the money shot, it just looks silly and one-sided; "I'm going to protect myself from your inner filth, but here's a face-full for you."
2012-09-06 03:28:10 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
2012-09-06 03:17:43 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: Pinner: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

You know ho I know that you don't watch pron?

Really?


My w key sticks. Not sure why...
2012-09-06 02:55:23 PM  
1 votes:

cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?


You know ho I know that you don't watch pron?
2012-09-06 02:39:46 PM  
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.


I imagine she's permanently sticky. Like if you get a little craft glue on your hands and your fingers are all tacky. They stick together but peel apart with a little resistance.
2012-09-06 02:30:13 PM  
1 votes:

spelletrader: CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.

I wouldn't stick my dick in either.


Your loss.

natchling.net
2012-09-06 02:28:31 PM  
1 votes:
i478.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 02:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
Just so I'm clear - I can't get syphilis from watching the porn, right?
2012-09-06 02:19:04 PM  
1 votes:

special20: Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.

...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?


images.wikia.com
2012-09-06 02:18:22 PM  
1 votes:

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


I think the standard bulk quantity of syphilis is 144, a gross
2012-09-06 02:17:19 PM  
1 votes:

Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.


OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!

/had to
2012-09-06 02:12:41 PM  
1 votes:

devilEther: i can't fap to this


Don't be so crabby.
2012-09-06 02:10:15 PM  
1 votes:

Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".


I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.
 
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