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2012-09-06 02:07:28 PM  
Is a case of syphilis like a box of rape?
 
2012-09-06 02:08:50 PM  
"Scary?" More like "Obvious".
 
2012-09-06 02:10:15 PM  

Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".


I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.
 
2012-09-06 02:10:33 PM  
i can't fap to this
 
2012-09-06 02:10:55 PM  
Was it legitimate syphilis or otherwise. Because this is nothing to clap about.
 
2012-09-06 02:12:05 PM  
Wake me when it's Double Herpes.
 
2012-09-06 02:12:25 PM  
exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?
 
2012-09-06 02:12:41 PM  

devilEther: i can't fap to this


Don't be so crabby.
 
2012-09-06 02:13:00 PM  

MAYORBOB: Was it legitimate syphilis or otherwise. Because this is nothing to clap about.


What you did there. I see it.
 
2012-09-06 02:14:05 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


Probably over a thousand per box.
 
2012-09-06 02:16:04 PM  

FrancoFile: Is a case of syphilis like a box of rape?


Now that is a real thinker........
 
2012-09-06 02:17:12 PM  

Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.


...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?
 
2012-09-06 02:17:19 PM  

Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.


OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!

/had to
 
2012-09-06 02:17:51 PM  
How could this have happened???!?!
 
2012-09-06 02:17:55 PM  

elchupacabra: Wake me when it's Double Herpes.


Or Super-Aids.
 
2012-09-06 02:18:22 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


I think the standard bulk quantity of syphilis is 144, a gross
 
2012-09-06 02:18:40 PM  
Does this mean we can expect more video of people jumping off cliffs?
 
2012-09-06 02:19:04 PM  

special20: Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.

...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?


images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-06 02:19:47 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


If it's Mexican syphilis, it's 20
 
2012-09-06 02:19:54 PM  
Here is my idea of went went through the persons head when the syphilis was caught:

"lets see---when I go to work, I'm going to have sex. Plus I have alot of options with whom I have sex with. Mostly I like brunettes. But at some point I will want a blonde or a redhead. My job has that. I like boobs, big or small, I can have that. Short or tall have that too. KInky ones? you bet! Are all of these people with whom I can have sex with have constant tests for STI''s? Of course. But you know that skanky looking one at the end of the bar....Yeah, I'm gonna have to try that out. I bet they have way better skills than the professionals I work with."

There is always one idiot who ruins it for everyone else.
 
2012-09-06 02:19:56 PM  

Useless without pics?


upload.wikimedia.org

Syphilis

 
2012-09-06 02:20:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

I think the standard bulk quantity of syphilis is 144, a gross


Very, very farking gross.
 
2012-09-06 02:21:18 PM  

CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.


I would think they'd have the exact same germs, for the exact same reason
 
2012-09-06 02:23:24 PM  
"You always Herp the one you love, the one you shouldn't Herp at all..." - Spike Jones
 
2012-09-06 02:26:30 PM  

stuhayes2010: Useless without pics?

Syphilis


...Nah. We're good, thanks.
 
2012-09-06 02:26:39 PM  

CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.


I wouldn't stick my dick in either.
 
2012-09-06 02:26:46 PM  
Just so I'm clear - I can't get syphilis from watching the porn, right?
 
2012-09-06 02:26:50 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


How many cases of syphillus are in a Rhode Island, and how many Courics does that weigh?
 
2012-09-06 02:28:25 PM  
Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.
 
2012-09-06 02:28:31 PM  

i478.photobucket.com

 
2012-09-06 02:28:52 PM  

Kaymon: special20: Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.

...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?

[images.wikia.com image 375x343]



Depends. Is it a standard size box or an Octomom size box?
 
2012-09-06 02:29:16 PM  

fearmongert: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

How many cases of syphillus are in a Rhode Island, and how many Courics does that weigh?


One metric tonne
 
2012-09-06 02:30:13 PM  

spelletrader: CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.

I wouldn't stick my dick in either.


Your loss.

natchling.net
 
2012-09-06 02:33:18 PM  

Langdon Alger: Here is my idea of went went through the persons head when the syphilis was caught:

"lets see---when I go to work, I'm going to have sex. Plus I have alot of options with whom I have sex with. Mostly I like brunettes. But at some point I will want a blonde or a redhead. My job has that. I like boobs, big or small, I can have that. Short or tall have that too. KInky ones? you bet! Are all of these people with whom I can have sex with have constant tests for STI''s? Of course. But you know that skanky looking one at the end of the bar....Yeah, I'm gonna have to try that out. I bet they have way better skills than the professionals I work with."

There is always one idiot who ruins it for everyone else.



Citation needed. As far as I know, the dude that started this syphilis epidemic caught it and spread it while shooting in Eastern Europe, not in Chatworth, CA where they are forced to use protection for their videos.
 
2012-09-06 02:34:36 PM  

Clutch2013: stuhayes2010: Useless without pics?

Syphilis

...Nah. We're good, thanks.



...but they're so cute!

www.giantmicrobes.com
 
2012-09-06 02:34:44 PM  
syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?
 
2012-09-06 02:35:40 PM  

kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?


Your mom does...
 
2012-09-06 02:35:45 PM  
Was it syphillis syphillis?

RIP Phyliss Diller.
 
2012-09-06 02:36:43 PM  

kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?


So what were the meds you took for that?
Inquiring mindsbeforetheyrot want to know.
 
2012-09-06 02:39:46 PM  

R.A.Danny: Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.


I imagine she's permanently sticky. Like if you get a little craft glue on your hands and your fingers are all tacky. They stick together but peel apart with a little resistance.
 
2012-09-06 02:42:43 PM  
images.wikia.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-09-06 02:43:10 PM  
Hey, look on the bright side: San Fernando will have to start producing amateur porn with good lighting! None of this porn star business anymore. It will be the new renaissance, at least for those who don't mind a bit of chub.
 
2012-09-06 02:44:03 PM  

ddam: Langdon Alger: Here is my idea of went went through the persons head when the syphilis was caught:

"lets see---when I go to work, I'm going to have sex. Plus I have alot of options with whom I have sex with. Mostly I like brunettes. But at some point I will want a blonde or a redhead. My job has that. I like boobs, big or small, I can have that. Short or tall have that too. KInky ones? you bet! Are all of these people with whom I can have sex with have constant tests for STI''s? Of course. But you know that skanky looking one at the end of the bar....Yeah, I'm gonna have to try that out. I bet they have way better skills than the professionals I work with."

There is always one idiot who ruins it for everyone else.


Citation needed. As far as I know, the dude that started this syphilis epidemic caught it and spread it while shooting in Eastern Europe, not in Chatworth, CA where they are forced to use protection for their videos.


Thats just my thoughts, quoted from my twisted evil head. It's like these kids who get to bang the hot teacher and then brag. In these two situations you're only creating a weak link in the fence for awesome situations to be in.
 
2012-09-06 02:44:25 PM  
Wait wait wait, industry self-policing didn't work?
It's almost like the profit motive makes the failure of self-policing *inevitable*.

I sure hope we don't take the same approach with important shiat like food and drug inspection, waste treatment and energy extraction.
 
2012-09-06 02:45:07 PM  

MoronLessOff: R.A.Danny: Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.

I imagine she's permanently sticky. Like if you get a little craft glue on your hands and your fingers are all tacky. They stick together but peel apart with a little resistance.


I always thought she would have to pull her eyes open with her fingers for a few years.
 
2012-09-06 02:45:47 PM  
I got syphilis a month ago, most likely as part of this "epidemic." Horray!

/I didn't even get to fark a pr0n star *grumbles*
 
2012-09-06 02:48:04 PM  
Mr.Hawk:

Why do I always laugh out loud when I see this.
 
2012-09-06 02:49:21 PM  

upndn: Mr.Hawk:

Why do I always laugh out loud when I see this.


Me too. I am sure I overuse it but it gets me every time...
 
2012-09-06 02:50:44 PM  
I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?
 
2012-09-06 02:51:22 PM  

R.A.Danny: MoronLessOff: R.A.Danny: Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.

I imagine she's permanently sticky. Like if you get a little craft glue on your hands and your fingers are all tacky. They stick together but peel apart with a little resistance.

I always thought she would have to pull her eyes open with her fingers for a few years.


Like a perpetual case of morning eye boogers?
 
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2012-09-06 02:55:20 PM  
Nasty Nancy Catches Someting.

rated X
 
2012-09-06 02:55:23 PM  

cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?


You know ho I know that you don't watch pron?
 
2012-09-06 02:58:51 PM  

Pinner: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

You know ho I know that you don't watch pron?


Really?
 
2012-09-06 03:00:00 PM  

elchupacabra: Wake me when it's Double Herpes.


What about Space Herpes?
 
2012-09-06 03:00:24 PM  
The important thing is that nobody was chafed from using condoms. Chafing is the real scourge. It can't be cured by a shot of anti-biotics. It's like anti-biotic resistant syphilis that way.
 
2012-09-06 03:07:14 PM  
Any speculation on who? Any big names as contenders?
 
2012-09-06 03:17:43 PM  

FrancoFile: Pinner: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

You know ho I know that you don't watch pron?

Really?


My w key sticks. Not sure why...
 
2012-09-06 03:18:31 PM  

cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?


people don't really like condom porn. it ruins the fantasy.
 
2012-09-06 03:22:38 PM  
I'd still poorly bang Lexi Belle. Don't care.
 
2012-09-06 03:22:49 PM  
At least it's totally cureable if diagnosed in time. The porn industry is typically quick to respond whenever there's a scare like this.

Even money paitent zero is another gay-for-pay actor shooting films in countries with more lax policies toward blood testing.
 
2012-09-06 03:24:15 PM  

cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?


You've never heard of a "money shot"? And it's going to be mighty difficult to sell creampie porn with condom-use. :D
 
2012-09-06 03:26:00 PM  

Beluga Heights: I'd still poorly bang Lexi Belle. Don't care.


yeah, she is amazing.
 
2012-09-06 03:26:06 PM  

stevarooni: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

You've never heard of a "money shot"? And it's going to be mighty difficult to sell creampie porn with condom-use. :D


No doubt. And how are you supposed to give her a gorrilla face or a strawberry shortcake?
 
2012-09-06 03:28:10 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-09-06 03:28:25 PM  

frepnog: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

people don't really like condom porn. it ruins the fantasy.


Plus, it's called the moneyshot for a reason.
 
2012-09-06 03:29:34 PM  

Pinner: gorrilla face


I had to look that one up, then ran into the hallway to laugh
 
2012-09-06 03:31:48 PM  

Addicted: I got syphilis a month ago, most likely as part of this "epidemic." Horray!

/I didn't even get to fark a pr0n star *grumbles*


Im sure the transformer hooker you banged did, so you got that going for you.
 
2012-09-06 03:32:02 PM  

stevarooni: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

You've never heard of a "money shot"? And it's going to be mighty difficult to sell creampie porn with condom-use. :D


The money shot is always 15sec of the guy jerking it into the girl's face, easy to slip the condom off first. As for cream pie, well I don't know how to slip that one past.
 
2012-09-06 03:32:53 PM  
Meh, it's still curable, unlike the herp.
 
2012-09-06 03:35:53 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: The money shot is always 15sec of the guy jerking it into the girl's face, easy to slip the condom off first. As for cream pie, well I don't know how to slip that one past.


Oh, I've seen porn with condoms where the guy slips off the condom for the money shot, it just looks silly and one-sided; "I'm going to protect myself from your inner filth, but here's a face-full for you."
 
2012-09-06 03:36:02 PM  
I have the sniffles.
 
2012-09-06 03:38:23 PM  

Pinner: kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?

So what were the meds you took for that?
Inquiring mindsbeforetheyrot want to know.


penicillin
 
2012-09-06 03:39:04 PM  

Charlie Chingas: kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?

Your mom does...


yeah.. can you stop farking her so hard? Everytime you do it I need to jerk off and I am getting pretty soar and raw down here.
 
2012-09-06 03:40:59 PM  

cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?


condoms are a total turn off in porn.

plus the guys are so desensitized that its hard enough for them to cum as it is. throwing a condom on it certainly does not help
 
2012-09-06 03:43:48 PM  

i141.photobucket.com
RIP

 
2012-09-06 03:44:47 PM  

stevarooni: DreamyAltarBoy: The money shot is always 15sec of the guy jerking it into the girl's face, easy to slip the condom off first. As for cream pie, well I don't know how to slip that one past.

Oh, I've seen porn with condoms where the guy slips off the condom for the money shot, it just looks silly and one-sided; "I'm going to protect myself from your inner filth, but here's a face-full for you."


Yeah, like the sexual politics of porn isn't already one sided, but I do agree that condom porn does bring it to an absurd level.
 
2012-09-06 03:51:17 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: stevarooni: DreamyAltarBoy: The money shot is always 15sec of the guy jerking it into the girl's face, easy to slip the condom off first. As for cream pie, well I don't know how to slip that one past.

Oh, I've seen porn with condoms where the guy slips off the condom for the money shot, it just looks silly and one-sided; "I'm going to protect myself from your inner filth, but here's a face-full for you."

Yeah, like the sexual politics of porn isn't already one sided, but I do agree that condom porn does bring it to an absurd level.


or even worse when the women drink the cum out of the condom..
 
2012-09-06 03:52:08 PM  

kvinesknows: Charlie Chingas: kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?

Your mom does...

yeah.. can you stop farking her so hard? Everytime you do it I need to jerk off and I am getting pretty soar and raw down here.


Whoah, dude. Sorry. I had no idea. Now I feel bad. How about a sabbatical? Let that torn tissue heal?
 
2012-09-06 03:52:43 PM  

kvinesknows: or even worse when the women drink the cum out of the condom..


Yeah! At least put it into a glass goblet, first. :P
 
2012-09-06 03:53:20 PM  

kvinesknows: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

condoms are a total turn off in porn.

plus the guys are so desensitized that its hard enough for them to cum as it is. throwing a condom on it certainly does not help


My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.
 
2012-09-06 03:55:34 PM  

Shazam999: kvinesknows: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

condoms are a total turn off in porn.

plus the guys are so desensitized that its hard enough for them to cum as it is. throwing a condom on it certainly does not help

My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.


Sexually active people problems.
 
2012-09-06 03:56:11 PM  

stevarooni: kvinesknows: or even worse when the women drink the cum out of the condom..

Yeah! At least put it into a glass goblet, first. :P


If you wanted to turn the tables, she could pull the condom off and slap him across the face with it. That seems a bit more like a femdom sort of thing, though.
 
2012-09-06 03:57:38 PM  

biyaaatci: spelletrader: CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.

I wouldn't stick my dick in either.

Your loss.

[natchling.net image 344x286]


Looks like it'd be too loose anyway...
 
2012-09-06 04:05:42 PM  
Wait, so more porn actors are in Syfylys Original Movies?
 
2012-09-06 04:35:57 PM  

Charlie Chingas: kvinesknows: Charlie Chingas: kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?

Your mom does...

yeah.. can you stop farking her so hard? Everytime you do it I need to jerk off and I am getting pretty soar and raw down here.

Whoah, dude. Sorry. I had no idea. Now I feel bad. How about a sabbatical? Let that torn tissue heal?


eh.. give me $20 and I will just go out to the movies.
 
2012-09-06 04:58:25 PM  
And that's why the Masked Man always rides off with his mouth closed.

/without even a thank you masked man
 
2012-09-06 05:16:25 PM  

kvinesknows: DreamyAltarBoy: stevarooni: DreamyAltarBoy: The money shot is always 15sec of the guy jerking it into the girl's face, easy to slip the condom off first. As for cream pie, well I don't know how to slip that one past.

Oh, I've seen porn with condoms where the guy slips off the condom for the money shot, it just looks silly and one-sided; "I'm going to protect myself from your inner filth, but here's a face-full for you."

Yeah, like the sexual politics of porn isn't already one sided, but I do agree that condom porn does bring it to an absurd level.

or even worse when the women drink the cum out of the condom..



Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?
 
2012-09-06 05:33:55 PM  

elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?


the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.
 
2012-09-06 05:44:26 PM  

devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.


And deny her your vital essence while improving skin health.
 
2012-09-06 05:55:28 PM  

devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.


Considering that virtually every woman I know takes cum to the face, I guess they like being humiliated.
 
2012-09-06 05:58:21 PM  

Shazam999: devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.

Considering that virtually every woman I know takes cum to the face, I guess they like being humiliated.


I gotta meet your friends
 
2012-09-06 06:01:19 PM  

conjecture and hearsay: Shazam999: devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.

Considering that virtually every woman I know takes cum to the face, I guess they like being humiliated.

I gotta meet your friends


Is it even a "thing" anymore? Women these days at least expect men to have trimmed pubes and eat out pussy properly, and last longer than three minutes.

The standards of sex have risen.
 
2012-09-06 06:04:26 PM  

Shazam999: devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.

Considering that virtually every woman I know takes cum to the face, I guess they like being humiliated.


You have an unusually intimate knowledge of all the women you know.
 
2012-09-06 06:06:35 PM  

Beluga Heights: Shazam999: devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.

Considering that virtually every woman I know takes cum to the face, I guess they like being humiliated.

You have an unusually intimate knowledge of all the women you know.


I find young female co-workers are more than willing to tell others about their sexual habits.
 
2012-09-06 06:12:29 PM  

Shazam999: Beluga Heights: Shazam999: devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.

Considering that virtually every woman I know takes cum to the face, I guess they like being humiliated.

You have an unusually intimate knowledge of all the women you know.

I find young female co-workers are more than willing to tell others about their sexual habits.


Can you get me a job?
 
2012-09-06 06:14:14 PM  

Beluga Heights: I'd still poorly bang Lexi Belle. Don't care.


Yuuuuup.
 
2012-09-06 06:23:07 PM  

biyaaatci: Shazam999: Beluga Heights: Shazam999: devilEther: elchupacabra: Facials and crap like that make no sense, except maybe in the context of teenage years where coitus interruptus (sp?) was the method of birth control. If you have to nut on them, at least make it... erotic?

the facial is intended to humiliate/degrade the woman.

Considering that virtually every woman I know takes cum to the face, I guess they like being humiliated.

You have an unusually intimate knowledge of all the women you know.

I find young female co-workers are more than willing to tell others about their sexual habits.

Can you get me a job?


Pfft, there's no jobs in 'murica!
 
2012-09-06 06:23:34 PM  

Shazam999: kvinesknows: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

condoms are a total turn off in porn.

plus the guys are so desensitized that its hard enough for them to cum as it is. throwing a condom on it certainly does not help

My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.


I feel your pain. I've often thought, in my case anyway, it comes from a deep fear that she's going to change her mind so you better get this done quick.
 
2012-09-06 06:34:03 PM  

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 300x300]
RIP


OK, this is the first time EVAR that the RIP meme has been even remotely foonay. Nice job.
 
2012-09-06 06:39:50 PM  
Huh, you can learn a few new things when you post in these threads. Some Farkers with internet connections actually still pay for porn, and apparently 30 seconds is now something to brag about.

Yeah, occasionally I've seen the commercial variety, and the guys weren't wearing condoms. Thing is, in some of them you wouldn't have noticed - there's more to porn than just focusing on the genitals. As for any actors being desensitized - is that really an issue? It's not uncommon for producers to edit together multiple takes, because the actors often pound it so hard they wouldn't seem to last very long otherwise, condom or not.
 
2012-09-06 06:41:53 PM  

cyberspacedout: Huh, you can learn a few new things when you post in these threads. Some Farkers with internet connections actually still pay for porn, and apparently 30 seconds is now something to brag about.


Believe me, I'm not bragging. It was embarrassing. But I came so it was still good.
 
2012-09-06 06:52:24 PM  

ddam: Citation needed. As far as I know, the dude that started this syphilis epidemic caught it and spread it while shooting in Eastern Europe, not in Chatworth, CA where they are forced to use protection for their videos.


Wait, they would actually fly a male porn star all the way to Eastern Europe to shoot? It would be way, way cheaper to get local talent, since male porn stars generally make shiat (except gay porn, of course).
 
2012-09-06 07:06:10 PM  

Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.


A Gross.
 
2012-09-06 08:04:51 PM  
I must be gay because I prefer shots that show a woman's face and body.

Tight closeups of penetration might as well be of shaved monkeys as far I am concerned.
 
2012-09-06 09:35:34 PM  

Pinner: FrancoFile: Pinner: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

You know ho I know that you don't watch pron?

Really?

My w key sticks. Not sure why...


At least you're always moving forward?
 
2012-09-06 10:14:56 PM  

cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?


It's the damn HD....
 
2012-09-06 10:20:03 PM  
I don't watch porn.... I AM PORN
 
2012-09-06 10:54:02 PM  

Shazam999: My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.


Try putting it in her vagina next time. Bras and thongs have a way of launching you quicker.
 
2012-09-06 11:18:42 PM  

cyberspacedout: Huh, you can learn a few new things when you post in these threads. Some Farkers with internet connections actually still pay for porn, and apparently 30 seconds is now something to brag about.

Yeah, occasionally I've seen the commercial variety, and the guys weren't wearing condoms. Thing is, in some of them you wouldn't have noticed - there's more to porn than just focusing on the genitals. As for any actors being desensitized - is that really an issue? It's not uncommon for producers to edit together multiple takes, because the actors often pound it so hard they wouldn't seem to last very long otherwise, condom or not.


many of the guys who star in alot of movies cant even get off without jerkng themselves off
 
2012-09-06 11:24:33 PM  

machoprogrammer: ddam: Citation needed. As far as I know, the dude that started this syphilis epidemic caught it and spread it while shooting in Eastern Europe, not in Chatworth, CA where they are forced to use protection for their videos.

Wait, they would actually fly a male porn star all the way to Eastern Europe to shoot? It would be way, way cheaper to get local talent, since male porn stars generally make shiat (except gay porn, of course).


the VD scare before this one was because the guy went to South America and did an unprotected shoot
 
gja
2012-09-06 11:42:34 PM  

FrancoFile: Is a case of syphilis like a box of rape?


No, it's la little more than a gross....

/tip your waiter, try the veal, i'll be farking your sister in the green room
 
2012-09-06 11:47:24 PM  
Yet another needless lesson on why you should never drink from the same cup.
 
gja
2012-09-07 12:00:03 AM  

Shazam999: kvinesknows: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

condoms are a total turn off in porn.

plus the guys are so desensitized that its hard enough for them to cum as it is. throwing a condom on it certainly does not help

My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.


I'll give you a picture of my ex with her face in the "henpecking angry mode". Slap that in front of your peepers while you wail away and you won't come for about 6 months.
 
2012-09-07 12:18:21 AM  
Wait, there is a porn industry? I thought it was just my random neighbors posting their homemade sex vids on the interwebs for my viewing pleasure?

/Well this sucks....
 
2012-09-07 01:38:54 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Wait, there is a porn industry? I thought it was just my random neighbors posting their homemade sex vids on the interwebs for my viewing pleasure?

/Well this sucks....


that site exists and is so very very aweome

swap smut.
 
2012-09-07 05:35:15 AM  

LDM90: Shazam999: kvinesknows: cyberspacedout: I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?

condoms are a total turn off in porn.

plus the guys are so desensitized that its hard enough for them to cum as it is. throwing a condom on it certainly does not help

My wife bought some sexy new underwear on the weekend, she wore a nice red thong and bra to bed, I put my penis in, I came in 30 seconds. Christ, I need what those porn stars use to last longer.

I feel your pain. I've often thought, in my case anyway, it comes from a deep fear that she's going to change her mind so you better get this done quick.


What did you do marry my ex-wife?
 
2012-09-07 05:48:10 AM  
lol. whores.

enjoy your aids.
 
2012-09-07 08:50:57 AM  

cyberspacedout: Huh, you can learn a few new things when you post in these threads. Some Farkers with internet connections actually still pay for porn, and apparently 30 seconds is now something to brag about.

Yeah, occasionally I've seen the commercial variety, and the guys weren't wearing condoms. Thing is, in some of them you wouldn't have noticed - there's more to porn than just focusing on the genitals. As for any actors being desensitized - is that really an issue? It's not uncommon for producers to edit together multiple takes, because the actors often pound it so hard they wouldn't seem to last very long otherwise, condom or not.


I always figured that with Viagra they would just shoot out of sequence. Shoot the scene with the guy poundng away until he comes, take a five minute break and once the Viagra works it's magic shoot another 40 minutes of the guy pounding away in various positions and orifices until you get all the footage you want. Then put the money shot at the end of the scene in post production.
 
2012-09-07 10:37:11 AM  

nmemkha: I must be gay because I prefer shots that show a woman's face and body.

Tight closeups of penetration might as well be of shaved monkeys as far I am concerned.


NOW we're talkin'!

Oh...you were just making an example...of an obviously bad thing...to watch
 
2012-09-07 01:06:48 PM  
From what I read of the original story, the actor (patient zero) faked his test results. They didn't have a system for good copies, so he managed to fake it by showing just the good parts from it on his phone, folding the data sheet, etc.. The justification was something out of a comic book, "I'm Mr. Marcus, no pathogen can harm me!" Given the sheer vanity in the industry, I can't believe this is the first such occurrence.

Now anecdotally in the prOn circles it's a common theme that chlamydia and herpes are rampant, and you always hear about this or that top talent has had it for years, they're all on Valtrex, etc.. In most cases I'm guessing it's a form of herd immunity or prophylaxis - if 70% of the stars have herpes, but 80% of them are on medications that halt the spread of the disease, it's some semblance of control. My only problem with the truth of these stories is that the adult agencies are likely required to report their findings to public health authorities, just as any other communicable disease (see the CDC's Morbidity/Mortality weekly report). I can't imagine the industry could exist today condom-free if the herpes positive test results were so high.

Regardless of any data, the simple fact that they consider it 'safe' when the man wears a condom but gets semen in the eyes (mucus membranes) of the woman for the money shot makes me facepalm every time. It's almost as useful as Wile E. Coyote putting up a tiny umbrella to hold off the 2-ton boulder about to land on him.

The other thing I found humorous about this whole debacle were the tweets from actresses who regularly do fi$ting in their online performances complaining endlessly about the pain from blood tests or a shot in the ass for syphilis.

/Yes I read their Twitter feeds but mainly for the lulz
//My theory is that 40% of instagram accounts are for pornstar family/pet pictures
///Kinda scientific
 
2012-09-07 01:24:41 PM  
Case of syphilis? Great, I was getting tired of Fresca.
 
2012-09-07 02:14:34 PM  

steve_wmn: cyberspacedout: Huh, you can learn a few new things when you post in these threads. Some Farkers with internet connections actually still pay for porn, and apparently 30 seconds is now something to brag about.

Yeah, occasionally I've seen the commercial variety, and the guys weren't wearing condoms. Thing is, in some of them you wouldn't have noticed - there's more to porn than just focusing on the genitals. As for any actors being desensitized - is that really an issue? It's not uncommon for producers to edit together multiple takes, because the actors often pound it so hard they wouldn't seem to last very long otherwise, condom or not.

I always figured that with Viagra they would just shoot out of sequence. Shoot the scene with the guy poundng away until he comes, take a five minute break and once the Viagra works it's magic shoot another 40 minutes of the guy pounding away in various positions and orifices until you get all the footage you want. Then put the money shot at the end of the scene in post production.



Yeah, when filming that kind of porn, I bet they always shoot out of sequence... if you know what I mean.
 
2012-09-07 06:21:17 PM  
Leave it to Faux to quote a source that has been discredited more often Glen Beck.
 
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