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(Fox News)   More cases of syphilis found in LA porn industry, your mom   (foxnews.com) divider line 123
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2012-09-06 02:07:28 PM  
Is a case of syphilis like a box of rape?
 
2012-09-06 02:08:50 PM  
"Scary?" More like "Obvious".
 
2012-09-06 02:10:15 PM  

Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".


I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.
 
2012-09-06 02:10:33 PM  
i can't fap to this
 
2012-09-06 02:10:55 PM  
Was it legitimate syphilis or otherwise. Because this is nothing to clap about.
 
2012-09-06 02:12:05 PM  
Wake me when it's Double Herpes.
 
2012-09-06 02:12:25 PM  
exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?
 
2012-09-06 02:12:41 PM  

devilEther: i can't fap to this


Don't be so crabby.
 
2012-09-06 02:13:00 PM  

MAYORBOB: Was it legitimate syphilis or otherwise. Because this is nothing to clap about.


What you did there. I see it.
 
2012-09-06 02:14:05 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


Probably over a thousand per box.
 
2012-09-06 02:16:04 PM  

FrancoFile: Is a case of syphilis like a box of rape?


Now that is a real thinker........
 
2012-09-06 02:17:12 PM  

Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.


...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?
 
2012-09-06 02:17:19 PM  

Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.


OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!

/had to
 
2012-09-06 02:17:51 PM  
How could this have happened???!?!
 
2012-09-06 02:17:55 PM  

elchupacabra: Wake me when it's Double Herpes.


Or Super-Aids.
 
2012-09-06 02:18:22 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


I think the standard bulk quantity of syphilis is 144, a gross
 
2012-09-06 02:18:40 PM  
Does this mean we can expect more video of people jumping off cliffs?
 
2012-09-06 02:19:04 PM  

special20: Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.

...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?


images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-06 02:19:47 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


If it's Mexican syphilis, it's 20
 
2012-09-06 02:19:54 PM  
Here is my idea of went went through the persons head when the syphilis was caught:

"lets see---when I go to work, I'm going to have sex. Plus I have alot of options with whom I have sex with. Mostly I like brunettes. But at some point I will want a blonde or a redhead. My job has that. I like boobs, big or small, I can have that. Short or tall have that too. KInky ones? you bet! Are all of these people with whom I can have sex with have constant tests for STI''s? Of course. But you know that skanky looking one at the end of the bar....Yeah, I'm gonna have to try that out. I bet they have way better skills than the professionals I work with."

There is always one idiot who ruins it for everyone else.
 
2012-09-06 02:19:56 PM  

Useless without pics?


upload.wikimedia.org

Syphilis
 
2012-09-06 02:20:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

I think the standard bulk quantity of syphilis is 144, a gross


Very, very farking gross.
 
2012-09-06 02:21:18 PM  

CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.


I would think they'd have the exact same germs, for the exact same reason
 
2012-09-06 02:23:24 PM  
"You always Herp the one you love, the one you shouldn't Herp at all..." - Spike Jones
 
2012-09-06 02:26:30 PM  

stuhayes2010: Useless without pics?



Syphilis


...Nah. We're good, thanks.
 
2012-09-06 02:26:39 PM  

CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.


I wouldn't stick my dick in either.
 
2012-09-06 02:26:46 PM  
Just so I'm clear - I can't get syphilis from watching the porn, right?
 
2012-09-06 02:26:50 PM  

muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?


How many cases of syphillus are in a Rhode Island, and how many Courics does that weigh?
 
2012-09-06 02:28:25 PM  
Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.
 
2012-09-06 02:28:31 PM  
i478.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 02:28:52 PM  

Kaymon: special20: Pinner: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

Probably over a thousand per box.

...or maybe just one case of syphilis per box?

[images.wikia.com image 375x343]



Depends. Is it a standard size box or an Octomom size box?
 
2012-09-06 02:29:16 PM  

fearmongert: muldoon: exactly how much syphilis is in a case? is it 12 or 24?

How many cases of syphillus are in a Rhode Island, and how many Courics does that weigh?


One metric tonne
 
2012-09-06 02:30:13 PM  

spelletrader: CygnusDarius: Marshal805: "Scary?" More like "Obvious".

I still think that a porn actress has less germs in her than a public library computer.

I wouldn't stick my dick in either.


Your loss.

natchling.net
 
2012-09-06 02:33:18 PM  

Langdon Alger: Here is my idea of went went through the persons head when the syphilis was caught:

"lets see---when I go to work, I'm going to have sex. Plus I have alot of options with whom I have sex with. Mostly I like brunettes. But at some point I will want a blonde or a redhead. My job has that. I like boobs, big or small, I can have that. Short or tall have that too. KInky ones? you bet! Are all of these people with whom I can have sex with have constant tests for STI''s? Of course. But you know that skanky looking one at the end of the bar....Yeah, I'm gonna have to try that out. I bet they have way better skills than the professionals I work with."

There is always one idiot who ruins it for everyone else.



Citation needed. As far as I know, the dude that started this syphilis epidemic caught it and spread it while shooting in Eastern Europe, not in Chatworth, CA where they are forced to use protection for their videos.
 
2012-09-06 02:34:36 PM  

Clutch2013: stuhayes2010: Useless without pics?

Syphilis

...Nah. We're good, thanks.



...but they're so cute!

www.giantmicrobes.com
 
2012-09-06 02:34:44 PM  
syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?
 
2012-09-06 02:35:40 PM  

kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?


Your mom does...
 
2012-09-06 02:35:45 PM  
Was it syphillis syphillis?

RIP Phyliss Diller.
 
2012-09-06 02:36:43 PM  

kvinesknows: syphilis is EASILY cured. I would totally do most any of those porn actresses even if they had syphilis.

They moan like that for real right?


So what were the meds you took for that?
Inquiring mindsbeforetheyrot want to know.
 
2012-09-06 02:39:46 PM  

R.A.Danny: Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.


I imagine she's permanently sticky. Like if you get a little craft glue on your hands and your fingers are all tacky. They stick together but peel apart with a little resistance.
 
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2012-09-06 02:42:43 PM  
images.wikia.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-09-06 02:43:10 PM  
Hey, look on the bright side: San Fernando will have to start producing amateur porn with good lighting! None of this porn star business anymore. It will be the new renaissance, at least for those who don't mind a bit of chub.
 
2012-09-06 02:44:03 PM  

ddam: Langdon Alger: Here is my idea of went went through the persons head when the syphilis was caught:

"lets see---when I go to work, I'm going to have sex. Plus I have alot of options with whom I have sex with. Mostly I like brunettes. But at some point I will want a blonde or a redhead. My job has that. I like boobs, big or small, I can have that. Short or tall have that too. KInky ones? you bet! Are all of these people with whom I can have sex with have constant tests for STI''s? Of course. But you know that skanky looking one at the end of the bar....Yeah, I'm gonna have to try that out. I bet they have way better skills than the professionals I work with."

There is always one idiot who ruins it for everyone else.


Citation needed. As far as I know, the dude that started this syphilis epidemic caught it and spread it while shooting in Eastern Europe, not in Chatworth, CA where they are forced to use protection for their videos.


Thats just my thoughts, quoted from my twisted evil head. It's like these kids who get to bang the hot teacher and then brag. In these two situations you're only creating a weak link in the fence for awesome situations to be in.
 
2012-09-06 02:44:25 PM  
Wait wait wait, industry self-policing didn't work?
It's almost like the profit motive makes the failure of self-policing *inevitable*.

I sure hope we don't take the same approach with important shiat like food and drug inspection, waste treatment and energy extraction.
 
2012-09-06 02:45:07 PM  

MoronLessOff: R.A.Danny: Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.

I imagine she's permanently sticky. Like if you get a little craft glue on your hands and your fingers are all tacky. They stick together but peel apart with a little resistance.


I always thought she would have to pull her eyes open with her fingers for a few years.
 
2012-09-06 02:45:47 PM  
I got syphilis a month ago, most likely as part of this "epidemic." Horray!

/I didn't even get to fark a pr0n star *grumbles*
 
2012-09-06 02:48:04 PM  

Mr.Hawk:


Why do I always laugh out loud when I see this.
 
2012-09-06 02:49:21 PM  

upndn: Mr.Hawk:

Why do I always laugh out loud when I see this.




Me too. I am sure I overuse it but it gets me every time...
 
2012-09-06 02:50:44 PM  
I don't get it - do these videos not sell if the guy's wearing a condom? Unless they do a close-up shot of the guy's dick, who's going to know the difference?
 
2012-09-06 02:51:22 PM  

R.A.Danny: MoronLessOff: R.A.Danny: Banging Sasha Grey would be like rubbing your dick on a gas station toilet.

So don't kiss her.

I imagine she's permanently sticky. Like if you get a little craft glue on your hands and your fingers are all tacky. They stick together but peel apart with a little resistance.

I always thought she would have to pull her eyes open with her fingers for a few years.


Like a perpetual case of morning eye boogers?
 
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