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(Arkansas Times)   Despite upcoming election, AR senator calls cops when ex hits him with stuffed alligator. No details on whether "financial support agreement" allows for purchase of alligator shoes   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Arkansas Politics Jeremy Hutchinson, Jeremy Hutchinson, Ayn Rand, senator, special rights  
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2012-09-06 03:52:07 PM  
Sure. Blame the stuffed alligator. It had nothing to do with it and is being unfairly blamed. The whole thing is a croc!
2012-09-06 04:11:05 PM  
Seems to me the real question is why in the hell anyone would have a preserved alligator head lying around their house.

/them things is lethal
2012-09-06 04:12:23 PM  
Is this the first time in history Republicans used the Victim Card legitimately?
2012-09-06 04:16:00 PM  
FTFA: "I think the circumstances allow me to reveal that I'd spoken several weeks ago with McGee, who'd sought help about a disagreement with Hutchinson. She'd been living in his condo on East Third Street (listed as her address on the police report) but he was anxious for her to move out, she said, though he'd continued to visit her periodically. She said she had a financial support agreement with the lawmaker, whom she'd met while working as a waitress. "

Whore who thinks she found Captain Save-A-Ho upset when the moneytrain tries to skip her stop on payday, but still wants to make deposits on odd days. Whore had no contingency plan for when Captain Save-A-Ho got bored with her ass. Whore unleashes her frustration in as destructive a way as possible. Whore still lets Cap'n hit it, hoping her pussy is still golden.

Fk her. She doesn't own the condo, it's his. She needed to do like Ted Turner's whore,

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Marlo Hampton, and get all that shiat, all the 'gifts', any car, definitely the condo, signed over into her name, not his. Right now, she's in the same position as Bill Maher's whores,

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and the other fifty million dime a dozeners. Get a ring, get a baby, or get that shiat drawn up in a legal document and don't give up the pussy until its signed.
2012-09-06 04:20:49 PM  
This is the whore

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AKA 'stupid biatch'

FTFA: McGee's relationship with Hutchinson began while he was still married to his ex-wife and became known during the course of their divorce, granted in December 2011.

So that leaves the question of........................who's the new whore in Cap'n's life?
2012-09-06 04:22:08 PM  
2012-09-06 06:15:43 PM  
Alligator shoes? Maybe not.

Crocodile tears? For sure.
2012-09-06 11:27:05 PM  
People crazy in Arizona.
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