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(SeattlePI)   Police on Green Lake Naked Man : "We don't believe he has any weapons, especially considering the temperature of the water" Sadly, there is no Shrinkage tag   ( divider line
    More: Strange, KOMO-TV, Casey McNerthney, Harborview Medical Center, Green Lake  
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2012-09-06 01:54:48 PM

Come at me bro.
2012-09-06 02:07:23 PM  
That's a pretty awesome police chase. Ran up to an officer, slapped him twice, then ran back into the water. Evaded capture for 2 hours by swimming around. It's like a fraking cartoon.
2012-09-06 02:29:13 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
2012-09-06 02:30:24 PM  
Well you would have to be that crazy to go swimming in Green Lake. There's a reason why it's called Green and it has something to do with all the geese that stop by.
2012-09-06 02:35:56 PM
2012-09-06 02:37:17 PM  
At one point, Green Lake Naked Guy charged at an officer and slapped him twice across the face

I love this visual.
Glove slap, baby glove slap.

/and I mean love glove slap
2012-09-06 02:55:12 PM  

LordOfThePings: What's his Fark handle?

Hasn't this by now gone the way of "f*rst" and "b**bs" or the like?
2012-09-06 03:12:17 PM  

LordOfThePings: What's his Fark handle?

The water was cold
2012-09-06 03:37:50 PM  

mama2tnt: Hasn't this by now gone the way of "f*rst" and "b**bs" or the like?

I was using it in the post-modern, ironic sense. You know, like a hipster.
2012-09-06 03:40:13 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

Two out of three times, guaranteed.
2012-09-06 06:51:31 PM  
I'm reasonably sure this was the weirdo running around between Green Lake & the U-District wearing a construction helmet. My brother noticed him "hiding" behind the Metro Stop @ 45th & i-5 but it's clear, so you can't really "hide". I can't believe my grandpa's SPD is so wussified after the WTO/Battle For Seattle that they let streetcrazies who attack autistic chicks b-slap them twice...
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