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(Miami Herald)   Miami cop charged with being a perv, having an unpronounceable first name   (miamiherald.com) divider line 32
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2012-09-06 01:24:06 PM  
Naga, naga, nagonna work here any more.
 
2012-09-06 01:24:58 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

Approves
 
2012-09-06 01:25:00 PM  
said the officer stopped her because she did not turn on her headlights.

He then asked to see her headlights.
 
2012-09-06 01:25:33 PM  
Too bad. They could have made him

[puts on sunglasses]

Singh.

/lame I know but someone else can try
 
2012-09-06 01:26:09 PM  
His name is Prab...Praba...Pr...Probably not gonna be cop much longer.
 
2012-09-06 01:28:49 PM  

dittybopper: Naga, naga, nagonna work here any more.


The Southern Dandy: His name is Prab...Praba...Pr...Probably not gonna be cop much longer.


I'll turn off the lights. We're done here.
 
2012-09-06 01:30:44 PM  
He was trying to cop a feel, secretly wishing that one of them would want to feel a cop.
 
2012-09-06 01:31:09 PM  
He's called 'Jawa' for short.
 
2012-09-06 01:33:02 PM  
I think he's Swedish.
 
2012-09-06 01:37:52 PM  

tarheel07: dittybopper: Naga, naga, nagonna work here any more.

The Southern Dandy: His name is Prab...Praba...Pr...Probably not gonna be cop much longer.

I'll turn off the lights. We're done here.


Well played you two.
(scurries for the door)
 
2012-09-06 01:39:02 PM  
Serious question - how does the 'veteran' thing work in the Police? I mean, 7 years and you qualify as a veteran?
 
2012-09-06 01:41:51 PM  
www.samstoybox.com
 
2012-09-06 01:44:13 PM  
Prabhainjana Dwivedi

His porn name is Don Johnson?
 
2012-09-06 01:48:33 PM  
If you have trouble with Prabhainjana, you probably shouldn't spend too much time watching cricket.

/Yeah, I know: you weren't going to watch much cricket anyway. Oh, well, your loss.
 
2012-09-06 01:50:28 PM  

aaronx: If you have trouble with Prabhainjana, you probably shouldn't spend too much time watching cricket.

/Yeah, I know: you weren't going to watch much cricket anyway. Oh, well, your loss.



*crickets*
 
2012-09-06 01:54:40 PM  

aaronx: If you have trouble with Prabhainjana, you probably shouldn't spend too much time watching cricket.

/Yeah, I know: you weren't going to watch much cricket anyway. Oh, well, your loss.


I used to watch cricket. It was funny, seeing the chameleon eat it.
 
2012-09-06 01:56:05 PM  
Was that wrong, should he not have done that?
 
2012-09-06 01:57:21 PM  
His penis is shorter than his name.
 
2012-09-06 01:57:34 PM  
What do you bet he flees the country...
 
2012-09-06 02:09:59 PM  
That's some fine departmental supervision where you can be hanging out in one spot for more than an hour without telling anyone and nobody notices. The problem of perv cops aside, an officer could presumably be gunned down in an alley and people wouldn't know about it until the next shift wonders where the the car is. Every cop car should have GPS installed and making automatic reports back to headquarters.
 
2012-09-06 02:12:43 PM  

Odd Bird: tarheel07: dittybopper: Naga, naga, nagonna work here any more.

The Southern Dandy: His name is Prab...Praba...Pr...Probably not gonna be cop much longer.

I'll turn off the lights. We're done here.

Well played you two.
(scurries for the door)


TSD did it better.
 
2012-09-06 02:26:45 PM  
Prabhainjana Prabhainjana Bo-brabhainjana

Banana fana fo-frabhainjana

Me mi mo-mrabhainjana

Prabhainjana!

/ In my head, his first name sounds like Pra-bana-jana
 
2012-09-06 02:50:13 PM  

deffuse: Serious question - how does the 'veteran' thing work in the Police? I mean, 7 years and you qualify as a veteran?


It's the newspaper. It's not the police department calling him a veteran. The media gets hooked on words to describe certain things. In this case, they like to say "seven year veteran" instead of "employed for seven years."

The one that's been bothering me lately is the use of "crews." "Crews were out repairing the water main until 4 AM. Fire crews said the cause of the blaze is under investigation. Camera crews are on the way to this breaking news."
 
2012-09-06 03:01:38 PM  

deffuse: Serious question - how does the 'veteran' thing work in the Police? I mean, 7 years and you qualify as a veteran?


You are on the take for # years +, You are a Veteran.
You make your bones, You are a veteran.
You take enough photos of women you pulled over and harassed, ta daaaaa. veteran.
Kill an unarmed citizen, verteran.
Steal money from an undocumented worker, veteran.
Rape a rape victim, veteran.
 
2012-09-06 03:03:11 PM  
aaronx [TotalFark]

If you have trouble with Prabhainjana, you probably shouldn't spend too much time watching cricket.

/Yeah, I know: you weren't going to watch much cricket anyway. Oh, well, your loss.


It would only be my loss if I knew WTF was going on.
"Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run" "Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run this time."
"oh! the ball hit the dirt! You're bowled!"

I mean, Come ON! :)
 
2012-09-06 03:28:34 PM  

Dirtybird971: aaronx [TotalFark]

If you have trouble with Prabhainjana, you probably shouldn't spend too much time watching cricket.

/Yeah, I know: you weren't going to watch much cricket anyway. Oh, well, your loss.

It would only be my loss if I knew WTF was going on.
"Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run" "Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run this time."
"oh! the ball hit the dirt! You're bowled!"

I mean, Come ON! :)


It's quite simple.

You have two sides: one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs,
that's the end of the game.
 
2012-09-06 03:45:05 PM  
Bondith
Dirtybird971: aaronx [TotalFark]

If you have trouble with Prabhainjana, you probably shouldn't spend too much time watching cricket.

/Yeah, I know: you weren't going to watch much cricket anyway. Oh, well, your loss.

It would only be my loss if I knew WTF was going on.
"Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run" "Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run this time."
"oh! the ball hit the dirt! You're bowled!"

I mean, Come ON! :)

It's quite simple.

You have two sides: one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs,
that's the end of the game.


Aaaaaaand I'm spent.
 
2012-09-06 04:06:10 PM  

Bondith: Dirtybird971: aaronx [TotalFark]

If you have trouble with Prabhainjana, you probably shouldn't spend too much time watching cricket.

/Yeah, I know: you weren't going to watch much cricket anyway. Oh, well, your loss.

It would only be my loss if I knew WTF was going on.
"Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run" "Oh look! I hit the ball, I'm going to run this time."
"oh! the ball hit the dirt! You're bowled!"

I mean, Come ON! :)

It's quite simple.

You have two sides: one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs,
that's the end of the game.


When do we put our left legs in? I know it's shortly before we take them out (proceeding therefrom to do the pokey of hoke), but what's my cue to begin?
 
2012-09-06 04:58:21 PM  
Dr Dreidel
When do we put our left legs in? I know it's shortly before we take them out (proceeding therefrom to do the pokey of hoke), but what's my cue to begin?

Square leg or fine leg? Generally you can poke hokily right after silly mid on gets yorked in the googlies.
 
2012-09-06 05:16:26 PM  
Bondith:
It's quite simple.

You have two sides: one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs,
that's the end of the game.

Unless a side declares.

Or there's a follow-on.

Or you run out of time and have to call a draw.

Easy-peasy!
 
2012-09-06 09:23:22 PM  

Bondith: Dr Dreidel
When do we put our left legs in? I know it's shortly before we take them out (proceeding therefrom to do the pokey of hoke), but what's my cue to begin?

Square leg or fine leg? Generally you can poke hokily right after silly mid on gets yorked in the googlies.


Oh. Just like in Blernsball. Gotcha.
 
2012-09-06 10:53:55 PM  
This makes me want to be a cop
 
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