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(Reuters)   Farc offer Colombian government a ceasefire, also to stop greenlighting American Thinker articles ahead of peace talks   (reuters.com) divider line 17
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2012-09-06 01:23:10 PM
I want Columbia to demand a ban on headlines that speak of "hotties" that go to articles showing some 400 pound whale or some meth whore who makes Wendy from Breaking Bad look like a piece of ass.
 
2012-09-06 03:34:58 PM
American Thinker?!?!?!

More like AMERICAN STINKER!!!!!

HA HA AMIRITE
 
2012-09-06 03:38:24 PM

jake_lex: I want Columbia to demand a ban on headlines that speak of "hotties" that go to articles showing some 400 pound whale or some meth whore who makes Wendy from Breaking Bad look like a piece of ass.


that's change i can believe in
 
2012-09-06 03:41:04 PM
Welcome to farc comrads
 
2012-09-06 03:41:45 PM

jake_lex: I want Columbia to demand a ban on headlines that speak of "hotties" that go to articles showing some 400 pound whale or some meth whore who makes Wendy from Breaking Bad look like a piece of ass.


You want the university to do what? Colombia is the country in South America which is the subject of the article.
 
2012-09-06 03:48:20 PM
First it's tragedy, then it's Fark.
 
2012-09-06 03:50:27 PM
I'm glad we called a cease-fire with Colombia. Gives us a chance to restock on our RugbyJock photoshop bombs.
 
2012-09-06 03:50:35 PM

MAYORBOB: You want the university to do what? Colombia is the country in South America which is the subject of the article.


Columbia is the gem of the ocean.
 
2012-09-06 03:52:52 PM

jake_lex: I want Columbia to demand a ban on headlines that speak of "hotties" that go to articles showing some 400 pound whale or some meth whore who makes Wendy from Breaking Bad look like a piece of ass.


I think y'ale need to calm down, and start to penn your own witty headlines.
 
2012-09-06 03:56:34 PM
wow... this would be pretty amazing. I've heard colombia is getting better, but to imagine if peace were somehow possible... nah, impossible, americans still want coke.

anyone ever notice that whenever we try to remove one type of evil, it gets replaced with a whole new and worse type of evil?

by we i meant america... and by evil, i meant someone counter to our interests

/ was thinking criminal drug lords were replaced by terrorist drug lords
// got mexico out of texas, got stuck with texans (just kidding, i love texas)
/// got rid of the kaiser, got nazis
//// that business in the middle east, etc.
 
2012-09-06 03:59:51 PM
Somacandra: More like AMERICAN STINKER!!!!!

Brass ring, yours it is.
 
2012-09-06 04:01:35 PM
Farc offer Colombian government a ceasefire, also to stop greenlighting American Thinker articles ahead of peace talks

Hi Englishmitter, welcome to Fark. Let me explain your own language for you:

Farc

See we're already off to a bad start, do you see that there? That stands for "Forces Armed Revolutionary of Colombia." Being an acronym it's NOT A GOD DAMNED PERSONAL NOUN and does not get capitalized like that.

offer

Ok I was hoping we could get a few more words in before the next stupidity bomb but here we are, y'see that? FARC (note above) is a group, "the men of FARC" would be plural. So UNLIKE CHILDREN IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL you should know to say "offers."

also to stop greenlighting American Thinker articles ahead of peace talks

And here my only complaint is that I don't get the reference, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's funny and I don't Fark enough.
 
2012-09-06 04:35:36 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Farc offer Colombian government a ceasefire, also to stop greenlighting American Thinker articles ahead of peace talks

Hi Englishmitter, welcome to Fark. Let me explain your own language for you:

Farc

See we're already off to a bad start, do you see that there? That stands for "Forces Armed Revolutionary of Colombia." Being an acronym it's NOT A GOD DAMNED PERSONAL NOUN and does not get capitalized like that.

offer

Ok I was hoping we could get a few more words in before the next stupidity bomb but here we are, y'see that? FARC (note above) is a group, "the men of FARC" would be plural. So UNLIKE CHILDREN IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL you should know to say "offers."

also to stop greenlighting American Thinker articles ahead of peace talks

And here my only complaint is that I don't get the reference, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's funny and I don't Fark enough.


I thought it was proper nouns that are capitalized. And I thought most acronyms are capitalized, though I don't think they taught that in any classes I attended.
I also think if we're protesting green lights from crappy sources the Daily Mail and Cracked earn my protest. Doodooheads.
 
2012-09-06 05:30:08 PM

MAYORBOB: jake_lex: I want Columbia to demand a ban on headlines that speak of "hotties" that go to articles showing some 400 pound whale or some meth whore who makes Wendy from Breaking Bad look like a piece of ass.

You want the university to do what? Colombia is the country in South America which is the subject of the article.


I want a government open fire season on grammar and spelling Nazis.
 
2012-09-06 05:48:03 PM
Just in case anyone is interested: they don't actually want a ceasefire, rather a zone where to move freely without military intervention.

/bullshiat journalism FTW
//no more hottie threads would be my only condition
 
2012-09-06 06:20:08 PM

Somacandra: American Thinker?!?!?!

More like AMERICAN STINKER!!!!!

HA HA AMIRITE


No. You're a child who needs a spanking with a two x four from your betters. Except that would be hitting you in your thinking spot. Go now, and reproduce no more.
 
2012-09-06 07:09:42 PM
FARK was also a military group in Kosovo

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_ Forces_of_the_Republic_of_Kosova

/the more you know
 
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