If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(9 News)   "Police say Turner shook her leg and a Chihuahua fell out"   (9news.com) divider line 35
    More: Dumbass, chihuahua, light rail, domestic violences, Longmont  
•       •       •

4309 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Sep 2012 at 4:01 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



35 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-09-06 01:14:03 PM
Vagina Dentata
 
2012-09-06 02:14:44 PM
But did she heel it down the drain?


/heel?
 
2012-09-06 04:02:45 PM
guyism.com

"Uh-oh. I think I need a bigger box"
 
2012-09-06 04:06:54 PM
Yo quiero chocha cueva.
 
2012-09-06 04:08:15 PM
... or are you just happy to see me?

/ yo quiero Taco Bell?
 
2012-09-06 04:08:26 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-06 04:09:10 PM
"A witness told officers to check her pants. Police say Turner shook her leg and a Chihuahua fell out."

Ta-da!!
 
2012-09-06 04:10:12 PM
The article didn't say where she was hiding the trout.
 
2012-09-06 04:12:15 PM

Evil Mackerel: The article didn't say where she was hiding the trout.


Smells fishy to me.
 
2012-09-06 04:13:44 PM
The dog crawled up her ass while she was shiatting, ate out her insides and then used her as a cover story for his infiltration of human society. Soon he'll flush his shiatweasel children (you know those dogs are hermaphrodites right?) down the toilet to begin the process anew.

/The circle
//The circle of liiiiiiiiiiife
 
2012-09-06 04:26:37 PM
www.northernsun.com

You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out,
you put your right foot in
and you shake it al...WHAT THE FARK?
 
2012-09-06 04:26:56 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: The dog crawled up her ass while she was shiatting, ate out her insides and then used her as a cover story for his infiltration of human society. Soon he'll flush his shiatweasel children (you know those dogs are hermaphrodites right?) down the toilet to begin the process anew.

/The circle
//The circle of liiiiiiiiiiife


IDK about all that, but read "hermaphrodites" as "hemorrhoids." Man, that sure changed the meaning and implications!

/ Can't find my glasses -- chasing kids off the lawn
 
2012-09-06 04:27:27 PM
These chihuahuas are brought to you by the letter :P

lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-06 04:29:48 PM
She agreed to leave that location but wanted to take her dogs.

Police say a body cavity search later reveiled a Boston terrier, a standard poodle and a full box-set of Glee, season 3.
 
2012-09-06 04:30:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: Vagina Dentata


What a wonderful phrase.
 
2012-09-06 04:35:57 PM
Turner, you eeeediot!



/obligatory
 
2012-09-06 04:41:00 PM

erveek: scottydoesntknow: Vagina Dentata

What a wonderful phrase.


Isn't that a Mozart composition?
 
2012-09-06 04:49:05 PM
Where was Hooch?
 
2012-09-06 04:51:17 PM

The theeengs i have seen!


3.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-09-06 04:52:36 PM
What the hell was she eating to turn crap out like that?
 
2012-09-06 04:59:24 PM

cwolf20: What the hell was she eating to turn crap out like that?


You seem to have missed all the Taco Bell references upthread.
 
2012-09-06 05:00:05 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-06 05:15:37 PM
If it was your mom, it would have been a bull mastiff.
 
2012-09-06 05:22:09 PM
I don't know how anything that fugly could be mistaken for a rat. I say that with love for All of God's Fugly Creatures.
 
2012-09-06 05:22:16 PM

erveek: scottydoesntknow: Vagina Dentata

What a wonderful phrase.


Ain't no passing craze.
 
2012-09-06 05:24:20 PM
hope it wasn't Kathleen Turner
 
2012-09-06 05:29:06 PM
Why the hell do you even want a dog so small it can fit between you and your pant leg?
 
2012-09-06 05:45:30 PM
Yeah, I can see how a chihuahua would fall out of Turner's hoo-ha with all that shaking...

i202.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 05:47:05 PM
t2.gstatic.com

Chihuahuas? In MY vagina?

/it's more likely than you think
 
2012-09-06 05:48:06 PM
I think I should have gone with this one instead...This one actually has a leg shaking, heh.

i202.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 06:15:40 PM
i2.photobucket.com

/I'm the first?
 
2012-09-06 07:39:19 PM
Mine's more like a Dachshund, but yeah, that's happened to me before.
 
2012-09-06 08:41:02 PM
Shake that money-maker.

i367.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-07 12:34:57 PM
Nobody else remembers the TFD about the grocery store lady and shaking a poop nugget out from her sweatpants, and the poor TFette that witnessed this atrocity?


Where did the old school TF'ers go?
 
2012-09-07 04:23:55 PM
Turner shook her leg and a chihuahua fell out of her hooch.....
 
Displayed 35 of 35 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report