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(The Consumerist)   Dear Consumerist: KFC's chicken pot pies are disgusting, so I demand coupons for free KFC chicken pot pies   (consumerist.com) divider line 21
    More: Obvious, KFC, chicken pot pies, breakfast sandwich, peanut butter cup  
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2012-09-06 10:46:42 AM
5 votes:
"I'd like to register some complaints. First, the food here is terrible. I wouldn't eat here again if my life depended on it. Even smelling the food made me feel sick, and I wouldn't feed this garbage to my dog.

Second, the portions were too small."
2012-09-06 12:04:30 PM
4 votes:
In a perfect world, there would be a fried chicken fast food outlet with Popeye's chicken, Church's biscuits, KFC's mashed potatoes and gravy, and Chik-fil-A's diligence in the preservation of traditional marriages.
2012-09-06 10:42:42 AM
4 votes:
So what you're telling me is that he's doubling down?
2012-09-06 11:22:11 AM
3 votes:
Chicken pot pie, that's like three of my favorite things.
2012-09-06 10:53:27 AM
3 votes:

jaylectricity: go visit a KFC in [redacted], MA

I'll bet it's the one in Quincy.


You've never been to [redacted], MA? It's a lovely town. The high school's mascot is the [redacted] Censors. As you might imagine; all the street signs are blacked out; and all the addresses are blurred.

/ I imagine that plays well with the postal service

// the town seal looks a lot like the seal of the FCC
2012-09-06 10:55:20 AM
2 votes:

styckx: I really am not a hard person to please.

$4.00 you fat piece of shiat.. You're on a letter writing and phone call campaign over four-farking-dollars.. Holy fark.. shiat farking happens.. Deal with it.

/why yes I'm sick of these types of people.


yikes! maybe this fellow only makes tree fiddy an hour, and that $4.00 really means something to him, Rockefeller.
2012-09-06 10:49:16 AM
2 votes:
KFC got rid of popcorn chicken. They are dead to me.
2012-09-06 01:07:19 PM
1 votes:
probesport

demotivate.me 

Shut the fark up donny.
2012-09-06 12:55:46 PM
1 votes:
Lee's Famous Recipe is the place around here. Less greasy than KFC, their extra crispy is awesome, and their mac and cheese is the bomb, yo.
2012-09-06 12:05:59 PM
1 votes:
This bottle of Glen Garioch, 1958, highland whisky tastes like shiat. Probably because it's so farking old.

/Please send me a coupon for a case.
2012-09-06 11:43:13 AM
1 votes:

Philip J. Fry: Went to KFC last night only to find out they stopped serving Snackers to my dismay. I should write up an essay about it and submit it to the consumerist.


You should call and complain. Say you had to drive all that way to find out there were no more Snackers. But make sure you give all the heart wrenching details of your trip. And if the first person you talk to doesn't care, go higher up.

I bet you get some free food. You would be surprised how much free food you can get just by complaining about stupid shiat.


Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to complain about that fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime
2012-09-06 11:19:11 AM
1 votes:

GibbyTheMole: Went to a local Chinese joint that had a lunch buffet a few years ago... There was this woman sitting across the aisle from us that horked down several plates of food from the buffet. Shoveling it in and then getting up for 2nds... 3rds... 4ths... When she got done she went up to the checkout counter and told the guy how horrible the food was, it was the worst she ever had, and she refused to pay for it, and walked out. And they let her get away with it.

The food was ok, btw. Not spectacular, but certainly ok.


cbsy108.files.wordpress.com 

"You go now! You been here four owa!"
2012-09-06 11:18:27 AM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: go visit a KFC in [redacted], MA

I'll bet it's the one in Quincy.


No, it's the one in [redacted].
2012-09-06 11:18:22 AM
1 votes:

imtheonlylp: MilesTeg: imtheonlylp: besides, that's why you go to Chik-Fil-A for chicken...everyone knows that..

I go to KFC because the Chick Fil A is always way too crowded.

...there's a reason though...always heard that if there's a lot of cars in the parking lot, then they MUST have good food.


This is why I only eat from vending machines at the local dealership.
2012-09-06 10:57:26 AM
1 votes:

imtheonlylp: besides, that's why you go to Chik-Fil-A for chicken...everyone knows that..


I go to KFC because the Chick Fil A is always way too crowded.
2012-09-06 10:54:30 AM
1 votes:
Let's see, misleading and inaccurate headline, name calling and general douche-baggery in the thread? Yup, it's Fark alright.
2012-09-06 10:52:55 AM
1 votes:
hey at least he got what he asked for...I now call McDonalds "McGrab-bag" - bc you never know what you'll get...
2012-09-06 10:49:58 AM
1 votes:
I love that the Fark headline twist on the Consumerist stories have become "Dear Consumerist, I am a self entitled douche..."
2012-09-06 10:49:10 AM
1 votes:
mkemenoftheyear.files.wordpress.com 

/finger lickin' good
2012-09-06 10:47:46 AM
1 votes:
I really am not a hard person to please.

$4.00 you fat piece of shiat.. You're on a letter writing and phone call campaign over four-farking-dollars.. Holy fark.. shiat farking happens.. Deal with it.

/why yes I'm sick of these types of people.
2012-09-06 10:45:47 AM
1 votes:
demotivate.me
 
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