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(Screen Rant)   Upcoming movie 'Stolen' stars Nicholas Cage as a violent man searching for his kidnapped daughter. The producers were going to call it something else, but it was already Taken   (screenrant.com) divider line 53
    More: Obvious, Nicolas Cage, heist film, New Orleans, Con Air, Malin Akerman, tomb raider, Wulfing, The Expendables 2  
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2012-09-06 09:03:25 AM
i.ytimg.com 

/got nuthing
 
2012-09-06 09:05:04 AM
Make a move and the bunny gets it.
 
2012-09-06 09:05:13 AM
blog.mdmadman.com
 
2012-09-06 09:07:24 AM
how did it get burned?
 
2012-09-06 09:08:18 AM
Taken II looks pretty interesting.
Taken was actually pretty decent to watch
 
2012-09-06 09:16:45 AM
I can't wait for him to get revenge in a bear costume.
 
2012-09-06 09:20:52 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-06 09:21:05 AM
 
2012-09-06 09:25:42 AM
This was also the plot of Commando. One of America's finest cinematic achievements.
 
2012-09-06 09:27:51 AM
I don't know WHOOO you are. I dunno I dunno I DUNNO!!! I don't know what youuuuuu WANT!!! If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.I'm brooooooookkkkkkeeeeee! But what I do have are a verrrrrrry particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very loooooong career. Skills that make me a a a a a a NIGHTMAAAAAAAAARRRRREEEE!!!!!! for people like you. If you let my daughter go! nnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOWWW, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I WILL look for you, I will find you, and I wiiiiiiiiiiiill KKKK-KKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! Then I'm gonna steal the Articles of Confederacy.
 
2012-09-06 09:47:44 AM

ChuckC: This was also the plot of Commando. One of America's finest cinematic achievements.


Well the first 80% of the movie at any rate
 
2012-09-06 09:53:30 AM

Tickle Mittens: ChuckC: This was also the plot of Commando. One of America's finest cinematic achievements.

Well the first 80% of the movie at any rate


The first 100% of the movie.

I'm going to shoot you between the BALLS!
 
2012-09-06 10:06:18 AM
I'm not sure that Cage has the particular set of skills necessary to make this a box office success. On the other hand,any chance to see Malin Akerman in various states of undress should never be passed up.
 
2012-09-06 10:07:50 AM
www.delux-mag.com

/twice
 
2012-09-06 10:12:29 AM
Without Liam Neeson, Taken would have been a terrible movie. He is magical.
 
2012-09-06 10:14:58 AM
Is he still bankrupt, or can he buy more castles now?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-09-06 10:15:42 AM
If you haven't seen this, this is awesome.

Nic Cage losing his shiat (VERY NSFW language)
 
2012-09-06 10:19:05 AM
SCHINDLER'S FIST.

It's the same action movie; they just changed the title to...

SCHINDLER'S PISSED.

/Already referenced, but I thought this one was more appropriate.
 
2012-09-06 10:22:22 AM
God help me, I really liked The Family Man and Knowing
 
2012-09-06 10:25:32 AM

Crewmannumber6: God help me, I really liked The Family Man and Knowing


Weatherman was pretty good, IMHO.
 
2012-09-06 10:26:24 AM
Does not approve:
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!
 
2012-09-06 10:51:01 AM

Quaker: Does not approve:
[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 450x400]

GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!


Good post, sugar tits.
 
2012-09-06 10:56:41 AM
Snatch? beaver hunt?
 
2012-09-06 11:04:41 AM
fark Nicolas Kim Coppola Nic Cage, fark him right in the a.

/no talent with relatives
 
2012-09-06 11:16:55 AM
His delivery of the line "I am running out of time." showed me just how enthusiastic Coppola's nephew become for the project.

Bet the paycheck was awesome.
 
2012-09-06 11:23:46 AM

Crewmannumber6: God help me, I really liked The Family Man and Knowing.


images.suite101.com
 
2012-09-06 11:24:24 AM
8mm is an awesome movie.

Cage is pretty good in it, and you also get performances from:

Joaquin Phoenix
James Gandolfini
Peter Stormare
Chris Bauer

Dark film
 
2012-09-06 11:41:50 AM

Crewmannumber6: God help me, I really liked The Family Man and Knowing


Oh, so you and Ebert were the two.
 
2012-09-06 11:45:48 AM

Crewmannumber6: God help me, I really liked The Family Man and Knowing


Even god can't help you if you enjoyed Knowing.

I'm not sure if any other actor has quiet the history of good movies to complete garbage as Nic Cage.
 
2012-09-06 11:50:06 AM

Lumbar Puncture: Crewmannumber6: God help me, I really liked The Family Man and Knowing

Even god can't help you if you enjoyed Knowing.

I'm not sure if any other actor has quiet the history of good movies to complete garbage as Nic Cage.


As a leading actor? Probably not.
 
2012-09-06 11:52:47 AM

ChuckC: This was also the plot of Commando. One of America's finest cinematic achievements.


Indeed.
 
2012-09-06 12:20:31 PM
In order to save my daughter... ... ... ... ... I must kidnap my daughter.
 
2012-09-06 01:29:44 PM

Crewmannumber6: God help me, I really liked The Family Man and Knowing


Ebert has a Fark account?
 
2012-09-06 01:46:08 PM

ChuckC: This was also the plot of Commando.


upload.wikimedia.org

Would like a word...
 
2012-09-06 01:54:13 PM
I was thinking Gone in 60 Seconds too, but with a twist! Daughter instead of brother this time. OoooOOOOHHH.
 
2012-09-06 02:31:18 PM

bhcompy: Tickle Mittens: ChuckC: This was also the plot of Commando. One of America's finest cinematic achievements.

Well the first 80% of the movie at any rate

The first 100% of the movie.

I'm going to shoot you between the BALLS!


I will fight this one to the death, motherfarker! Once they take off in the seaplane, movie is over, turn it off and walk away. After I strangle you with your own speedo, I'm going to dress up as a MLP:FIM zombie, put you in a display case filled with argon and sell you at a con! If you're lucky, I'll get you autographed by Lauren Faust or Gabe & Tycho.
 
2012-09-06 02:31:29 PM
Raising Arizona was excellent. What about Lord of War and Face/off? He's great in all of those.
 
2012-09-06 02:40:56 PM
Coming soon to home video: Steven Segal plays a former bodyguard for Debbie Gibson looking for his kidnapped dog in "GRABBED".
 
2012-09-06 03:25:39 PM
Good artists borrow but great artists, like Nicholas Cage, steal.
 
Slu
2012-09-06 03:51:22 PM
I can imagine the dump truck full of money he got for this project. Good for him if people are dumb enough to watch this crap.
 
2012-09-06 04:04:54 PM

strangeguitar: 8mm is an awesome movie.

Cage is pretty good in it, and you also get performances from:

Joaquin Phoenix
James Gandolfini
Peter Stormare
Chris Bauer

Dark film


That was the first movie I think I ever watched that made me want to take a shower after.
 
2012-09-06 04:58:49 PM
Bringing Out the Dead was a fantastic movie.
 
2012-09-06 05:27:49 PM
...I liked Lord of War....
 
2012-09-06 05:36:14 PM
Raising Arizona, Bringing Out the Dead, Moonstruck, Adaptation, Leaving Las Vegas, Face/Off, The Rock. The guy has actually bees in some good movies, and even, dare I say, been good in them.
 
2012-09-06 05:46:42 PM

PiffMan420: Bringing Out the Dead was a fantastic movie.


As a paramedic, I had a hard time suspending disbelief enough to enjoy it. I know it's like that for any job portrayed in movies and it's a personal thing, but hey.

That show on NBC a few years back, though. Called "Trauma?" That show was so bad it was farking awesome. It was my job and life if it was directed by Micheal Bay.
 
2012-09-06 06:15:48 PM
 
2012-09-06 06:48:27 PM

Snatch Bandergrip: Raising Arizona, Bringing Out the Dead, Moonstruck, Adaptation, Leaving Las Vegas, Face/Off, The Rock. The guy has actually bees in some good movies, and even, dare I say, been good in them.


I C wat u did thar.
 
2012-09-07 12:30:52 AM

fusillade762: ChuckC: This was also the plot of Commando. One of America's finest cinematic achievements.

Also possibly the gayest.

But, you can't talk about the amazing gayness of Commando without mentioning Bennett. In fact, if I ever go back to school, my thesis will detail how the late twentieth/early twenty-first century embracing of homosexuality stems from Vernon Wells' portrayal of this particular character. After I'm done, West Hollywood will be renamed "Vernon Wells." Where to even start... Bennett spends nearly the entire movie wearing the following outfit:

Leather pants
A black, sleeveless T-shirt
A chain mail vest
A large belt that turns said chain mail into a little skirt
Fingerless leather gloves
A dog chain choker
A flat top
A push broom moustache
A leather belt that he wore around the chain mail vest, making it seem as if he were wearing a skirt. Yes, I stated this point earlier, but holy fark does it need repeating!


When I was a kid, I swore that Bennett was played by Freddie Mercury, not Vernon Wells.
 
2012-09-07 08:01:26 AM
Coming next spring: "Purloined"
 
2012-09-07 08:29:46 AM
No one can ever be kidnapped in a movie again i guess. Since taken did it first...oh wait...there were at least 10 movies that did it before taken. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????
 
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