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(WTKR)   "Like I tell all my friends, once I get the third of my skull back, I'll have my brain back"   (wtkr.com) divider line 30
    More: Spiffy, Chesapeake, Nick Novellino  
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8049 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Sep 2012 at 12:11 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-06 09:12:01 AM  
Turk 182!!!
 
2012-09-06 09:46:09 AM  
And he's not that bad off if he is walking already, but he could have minimized the damage if he had worn his gear.
 
2012-09-06 12:16:46 PM  
"[...] We've gotten past this physical stuff, now we gotta make sure we can survive the winter, able to make it through until March when the grass cutting season starts back up and I'm getting a paycheck again," Novellino said.

I guess he's never heard of disability/unemployment...
 
2012-09-06 12:18:36 PM  
Yikes, that looks almost as bad as James Carville.
 
2012-09-06 12:19:32 PM  
Was he wearing a helmet on his bike? If not, he's a dumb-ass.
 
2012-09-06 12:19:58 PM  

Honest Bender: "[...] We've gotten past this physical stuff, now we gotta make sure we can survive the winter, able to make it through until March when the grass cutting season starts back up and I'm getting a paycheck again," Novellino said.

I guess he's never heard of disability/unemployment...


Or he's been declared Ineligible, denied endlessly, or otherwise prevented from the benefits he paid for.
 
2012-09-06 12:23:26 PM  
media.weirdworm.com

/hot
 
2012-09-06 12:27:08 PM  
Came for a pic of the guy with the bowl like scoop head, left disappointed.
 
2012-09-06 12:30:25 PM  
He should count himself lucky...

2.bp.blogspot.com

/not shopped
 
2012-09-06 12:32:05 PM  
Was he wearing a helmet?
 
2012-09-06 12:36:42 PM  

BenJammin: Was he wearing a helmet?


TFA refuses to elaborate, but don't forget to donate to his fund!
 
2012-09-06 12:37:13 PM  

offmymeds: He should count himself lucky...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x308]

/not shopped


THANK YOU!
 
2012-09-06 12:45:11 PM  
images.tribe.net
 
2012-09-06 12:45:27 PM  
Oh sure, NOW he's wearing a helmet.
 
2012-09-06 01:09:59 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.google.com 

Just because of the helmet. Not because he's a drunken ape.
 
2012-09-06 01:10:15 PM  
Weekend event to be held for injured Chesapeake firefighter

I read that as "cheapskate" at first
 
2012-09-06 01:15:50 PM  

Honest Bender: "[...] We've gotten past this physical stuff, now we gotta make sure we can survive the winter, able to make it through until March when the grass cutting season starts back up and I'm getting a paycheck again," Novellino said.

I guess he's never heard of disability/unemployment...


Not sure of the laws regarding helmets down there, but if he was struck and the van is at fault, sue for lost wages.
 
2012-09-06 01:17:14 PM  

Mega Steve: Weekend event to be held for injured Chesapeake firefighter

I read that as "cheapskate" at first


I read it as 'Cheapskate' twice, was scanning TFA for mammoth examples of frugality.
 
2012-09-06 01:18:57 PM  

Mega Steve: Weekend event to be held for injured Chesapeake firefighter

I read that as "cheapskate" at first


Me too, but I'm still fighting a migraine, so...
 
2012-09-06 01:19:18 PM  
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
2012-09-06 01:20:47 PM  

offmymeds: He should count himself lucky...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x308]

/not shopped


WHAT???!? Am I tripping balls here...wtf I don't even
 
2012-09-06 01:35:18 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

"I'm thinking with a bag of sand here!"
 
2012-09-06 01:35:46 PM  

torusXL: offmymeds: He should count himself lucky...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x308]

/not shopped

WHAT???!? Am I tripping balls here...wtf I don't even


He's a meme. You fill his head with candy, Keanu Reeves, stuff like that.

i2.kym-cdn.com i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-06 01:42:00 PM  
He was injured in a motorcycle accident? Am I supposed to feel sorry for him just because he's a firefighter?

He should have brought some long term disability insurance.
 
2012-09-06 01:46:22 PM  
Holy crap?? You guys gotta get some universal health care. A traffic accident shouldn't put your family in the poorhouse!
 
2012-09-06 01:49:01 PM  

J_Marshall: Holy crap?? You guys gotta get some universal health care. A traffic accident shouldn't put your family in the poorhouse!


FREEDOM!
 
2012-09-06 01:49:29 PM  

torusXL: offmymeds: He should count himself lucky...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x308]

/not shopped

WHAT???!? Am I tripping balls here...wtf I don't even


Here's his story.
 
2012-09-06 01:51:14 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: J_Marshall: Holy crap?? You guys gotta get some universal health care. A traffic accident shouldn't put your family in the poorhouse!

FREEDOM!


Universal healthcare pays your rent/mortgage? Didn't know that.
 
2012-09-06 01:51:54 PM  

Mega Steve: Weekend event to be held for injured Chesapeake firefighter

I read that as "cheapskate" at first


Ever been to Chesapeake? Not much of a difference.

/good BBQ in Suffolk though
 
2012-09-06 03:03:55 PM  
Like I tell my boys
i35.photobucket.com.
Always put one in the brain!
 
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