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(Marketwatch)   Kimberly-Clark wants you to know that there may be metal in your tampons   (marketwatch.com) divider line 137
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2012-09-06 08:05:10 AM
increased levels of bacteria; presence of metallic particles; or imperfect raw materials.

That can't be good.

upload.wikimedia.org

Wanted for questioning.


/Hot.
 
2012-09-06 08:27:06 AM
It wasn't me!
 
2012-09-06 10:18:53 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-06 10:33:58 AM
It helps get the sand out.
 
2012-09-06 10:49:20 AM
Oh Mastadon. You guys are incorrigible!
 
2012-09-06 10:55:27 AM
F*cking magnets, how do they work?
 
2012-09-06 10:58:49 AM

jaylectricity: F*cking magnets, how do they work?


Well now, that's a new metaphor.

Vaginas are like magnets, they attract metal.
 
2012-09-06 11:04:04 AM
This sounds like a bloody mess.
 
2012-09-06 11:13:32 AM
This is going to be a bloodbath.
 
2012-09-06 11:14:43 AM
It's more likely than you think
 
2012-09-06 11:15:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: This sounds like a bloody mess.


probesport: This is going to be a bloodbath.


I LOL'd. would read again!
 
2012-09-06 11:15:21 AM
Thank God that I don't have to go through that anymore! I had a hysterectomy in 2000. Now I don't have to plan my vacations around my period! No more pads, tampons, insanity!
 
2012-09-06 11:15:23 AM
guyinbloodymaxipadsuitwithnunchucks.jpg
 
2012-09-06 11:16:29 AM
That's why one should only use o.b.

/only
 
2012-09-06 11:17:14 AM

I_Am_Weasel: jaylectricity: F*cking magnets, how do they work?

Well now, that's a new metaphor.

Vaginas are like magnets, they attract metal.


Mine does.
 
2012-09-06 11:17:50 AM

daffy: Thank God that I don't have to go through that anymore! I had a hysterectomy in 2000. Now I don't have to plan my vacations around my period! No more pads, tampons, insanity!


Really? Couldn't take you anywhere, huh?
 
2012-09-06 11:18:04 AM
After the morning I'm having fighting w/ the wife, I'm thinking about adding fish hooks to her tampons.


/Stay single fellas.
 
2012-09-06 11:19:31 AM
www.sagepub.com
 
2012-09-06 11:20:39 AM
Of course there will be metal. Iron is an essential component in hemoglobin, which is packed in the red blood cells that tampons are suppose to sop up.

/snark
 
2012-09-06 11:20:47 AM
Kotex Tampons are the best tampons there is. Period!
 
2012-09-06 11:20:58 AM

CapeFearCadaver: That's why one should only use o.b.

/only


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-06 11:21:15 AM
They're being remarketed has "harpons".
 
2012-09-06 11:21:36 AM
Wait a second, there's a black market for feminine hygiene products? Really? Why?
 
2012-09-06 11:23:19 AM
eh, too busy currently dealing with the hickies on my chest. i'll worry about it later.
 
2012-09-06 11:23:22 AM

LewDux: It's more likely than you think


Came for this, hope to come again.
 
2012-09-06 11:23:23 AM

carrion_luggage: They're being remarketed has "herpoons".


FTFY
 
2012-09-06 11:23:52 AM
Is that why the used one taste like copper???
 
2012-09-06 11:24:43 AM

metal in your tampons


\m/
 
2012-09-06 11:25:13 AM
img43.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-06 11:27:29 AM
might be like the knife in the ketchup bottle, go ahead and get it all out at once
 
2012-09-06 11:27:53 AM

PsyLord: Of course there will be metal. Iron is an essential component in hemoglobin, which is packed in the red blood cells that tampons are suppose to sop up.

/snark


dammit, beaten to it
 
2012-09-06 11:27:53 AM

LemSkroob: Is that why the used one taste like copper???


How did you get used tampons from Vulcans?
 
2012-09-06 11:28:31 AM
The diagnostic test to see if there's metal in your tampons is if you find Danzig squatting in your vagina.
 
2012-09-06 11:28:31 AM

jaylectricity: F*cking magnets, how do they work?


Indeed. It would appear that ICP needs to come to the rescue here.
 
2012-09-06 11:28:36 AM
My tampion is just a turned piece of wood:

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-06 11:29:14 AM

KeithLM: Wait a second, there's a black market for feminine hygiene products? Really? Why?


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-06 11:29:40 AM
K-C makes awesome Tyvek type suits.
 
2012-09-06 11:30:00 AM
Why don't women just go natural and do without? Just air dry.
 
2012-09-06 11:32:36 AM

daffy: Thank God that I don't have to go through that anymore! I had a hysterectomy in 2000. Now I don't have to plan my vacations around my period! No more pads, tampons, insanity!


Why didn't you just go on a vacation that involved horseback riding?
 
2012-09-06 11:34:02 AM
They'll have to pull some strings to get that problem fixed.
 
2012-09-06 11:34:06 AM

braedan: Stay single fellas.


I don't know about that... My arm's getting pretty tired these days.
 
2012-09-06 11:34:24 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The diagnostic test to see if there's metal in your tampons is if you find Danzig squatting in your vagina.


In a standard vagina, Danzig would have enough room to perform a one-man version of Swan Lake.

// he's a small man
 
2012-09-06 11:34:27 AM
\m/ >O
 
2012-09-06 11:37:22 AM
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2012-09-06 11:37:51 AM
"...continuing efforts to recover the impacted tampons."

eww
 
2012-09-06 11:38:37 AM
I guess you shouldn't warm them up in the microwave first.

Of course, Liz Lemon doesn't have that problem.
 
2012-09-06 11:39:14 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The diagnostic test to see if there's metal in your tampons is if you find Danzig squatting in your vagina.


And upon further inspection the Danzig will have sand in it's vagina and smell like French Onion soup.
 
2012-09-06 11:39:40 AM

Pinner: daffy: Thank God that I don't have to go through that anymore! I had a hysterectomy in 2000. Now I don't have to plan my vacations around my period! No more pads, tampons, insanity!

Really? Couldn't take you anywhere, huh?


EXACTLY!
 
2012-09-06 11:41:49 AM
......Steely Dan?
 
2012-09-06 11:42:19 AM

daffy: Pinner: daffy: Thank God that I don't have to go through that anymore! I had a hysterectomy in 2000. Now I don't have to plan my vacations around my period! No more pads, tampons, insanity!

Really? Couldn't take you anywhere, huh?

EXACTLY!


Hm, about your bio, what do you mean by "We brake in to movie lines at any time. ". That sounds like very dangerous driving to me.
 
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