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(Fox Sports)   Hips don't lie, especially when they're grinding on a European soccer star   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 72
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2012-09-06 08:27:28 AM
"The video lasts about 15 minutes....it's filmed with a cell phone, which I guess, belonged to Shakira's employee who was at the helm of the boat that night. The images are not steady and it's out of focus

Guess the really good cinematographers keep both hands on their cell phone cameras when shooting celbupr0n.

*blink*

/Shakira is like a Goddess so I'm not saying I wouldn't watch this.
//Not proud.
///My bunk, etc.
 
2012-09-06 08:35:23 AM
Her coxa communicate with absolute veracity.
 
2012-09-06 08:43:14 AM
He's cute.
 
2012-09-06 09:05:47 AM
www.latinshakira.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
media.kickstatic.com
img005.lazygirls.info
 
2012-09-06 09:18:14 AM

Apos: [www.latinshakira.com image 300x376]


And for our team:

1.bp.blogspot.com

farm4.staticflickr.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-06 10:33:10 AM

SphericalTime: He's cute.


Yes, this Pique's my interest.
 
2012-09-06 11:53:22 AM
Thanks subby for getting that song back into my head after I worked so hard to forget about it. EABOD and DIAF.
 
2012-09-06 12:03:45 PM
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¡Ojalá chinga! ¡Ese Culo!
 
2012-09-06 12:18:45 PM
I know Danzig wants to see that...Link
 
2012-09-06 12:18:49 PM
Thank god I can finally replace that worn out VHS tape with the pepsi commercial on it.


/Wait, she's made music... videos?
 
2012-09-06 12:31:32 PM
I'd like to hate this guy for getting to experience what those hips can do between the sheets, but I can't. Good on you man.
 
2012-09-06 12:31:43 PM

bill4935: /Wait, she's made music... videos?


Yes. And it's true, her hips do not lie.

I'll be in my bunk.

/high hopes for this thread.
//mmmm....hips....
 
2012-09-06 12:33:11 PM

SphericalTime: He's cute.


Really? He's got puffy eyelids, an apeish face and a huge mouth. That's all it takes these days?
 
2012-09-06 12:37:03 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: SphericalTime: He's cute.

Really? He's got puffy eyelids, an apeish face and a huge mouth. That's all it takes these days?


Dude, have you seen some of Natalie Portmans former pogo sticks?
 
2012-09-06 12:38:07 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: SphericalTime: He's cute.

Really? He's got puffy eyelids, an apeish face and a huge mouth. That's all it takes these days?


I'm sure the fact that he's a European Soccer Star and makes tons of money has nothing to do with it. Although she surely doesn't need the cash. Maybe he really knows how to make those hips talk.
 
2012-09-06 12:39:42 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-06 12:43:29 PM
I'd be in my bunk.
 
2012-09-06 12:44:39 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-06 12:47:57 PM
I would penis her so hard!

/so hard
 
2012-09-06 12:54:07 PM
NOOOOoooooooo!!! That should've been me in that video!

Shakira!

sob


SphericalTime: Apos: [www.latinshakira.com image 300x376]

And for our team:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 388x500]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x350]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 436x700]


He looks like Tom Cruise and Michael Phelps had a love child.
 
2012-09-06 12:57:53 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: SphericalTime: He's cute.

Really? He's got puffy eyelids, an apeish face and a huge mouth. That's all it takes these days?


I guess I'm more of a body guy . . . and why is a huge mouth an issue?
 
2012-09-06 01:01:31 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: SphericalTime: He's cute.

Really? He's got puffy eyelids, an apeish face and a huge mouth. That's all it takes these days?


So, 2/10. would not bang?
 
2012-09-06 01:02:07 PM
I don't know, she's starting to look old now.
 
2012-09-06 01:06:16 PM
I sometimes wonder what it would be like if I were serious about working out. If I'd stuck with tennis and done it professionally or collegiately. If I'd have a little more self confidence I could actually sleep with attractive women. If I cared more about work I'd have more money. Then maybe I could be having boat sex with a hot woman. Instead, I eat a freezer pizza and masturbate.
 
2012-09-06 01:10:05 PM

Beluga Heights: I sometimes wonder what it would be like if I were serious about working out. If I'd stuck with tennis and done it professionally or collegiately. If I'd have a little more self confidence I could actually sleep with attractive women. If I cared more about work I'd have more money. Then maybe I could be having boat sex with a hot woman. Instead, I eat a freezer pizza and masturbate.


NTTAWWT.
 
2012-09-06 01:14:13 PM

Beluga Heights: I sometimes wonder what it would be like if I were serious about working out. If I'd stuck with tennis and done it professionally or collegiately. If I'd have a little more self confidence I could actually sleep with attractive women. If I cared more about work I'd have more money. Then maybe I could be having boat sex with a hot woman. Instead, I eat a freezer pizza and masturbate.


It was like reading my autobiography.
 
2012-09-06 01:14:58 PM

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¡Ojalá chinga! ¡Ese Culo!


Este.
 
2012-09-06 01:18:49 PM
Saw her in Guatemala back in the day. Great show. Still, I much prefer her natural hair colour:

www.1000recordings.com
 
2012-09-06 01:19:10 PM

Apos: [www.latinshakira.com image 300x376]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
[media.kickstatic.com image 400x500]
[img005.lazygirls.info image 457x640]


i3.kym-cdn.com
lh4.ggpht.com
www.drunkenstepfather.com
 
2012-09-06 01:20:35 PM
Human hula doll
 
2012-09-06 01:29:33 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: Saw her in Guatemala back in the day. Great show. Still, I much prefer her natural hair colour:


I think both colors look good, but those braids don't do anything for her.
 
2012-09-06 01:36:53 PM
90% of the women in Colombia can dance like Shakira, and about 75% look like her or better.

She is also from the Coast which means she can be a huge biatch, and demands servicing all the time, especially after she has had a huge biatch fest at someone.
 
2012-09-06 01:49:43 PM
Back up your email, people, if that video is released it's gonna break the Internet.

coo3.tuvotacion.com:81
 
2012-09-06 02:04:59 PM
...and to think I was in the Sofia Vergara thread last night talking about Shakira.
 
2012-09-06 02:06:57 PM

DjangoStonereaver: ¡Ojalá chinga!


is dis messican for "hope & change"? si se puede

/agree about dat butt
 
2012-09-06 02:07:17 PM
I adore this woman.
 
2012-09-06 02:09:46 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: Saw her in Guatemala back in the day. Great show. Still, I much prefer her natural hair colour:

[www.1000recordings.com image 500x500]


In one of her more recent videos, she's brunette in most of it.. and SO much hotter! I don't remember the name, though.

That wonderful, tiny, hot woman..
 
2012-09-06 02:13:57 PM

ChubbyTiger: DjangoStonereaver: ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR! ¡POR FAVOR!

¡Ojalá chinga! ¡Ese Culo!

Este.


Obviomente, los mediadores de FARK no pueden hablar espanol...
 
2012-09-06 02:22:45 PM
Yep, want. Really, REALLY WANT. Too bad I'm mobile, or I could more accurately express that want.
 
2012-09-06 02:26:16 PM

jaytkay: Back up your email, people, if that video is released it's gonna break the Internet.

[coo3.tuvotacion.com:81 image 215x340]


This is why I love short women. Everything is like compressed and highlighted... mmmMMmmmmmm

She could park on my face and make me guess what she had for dinner anytime she wants.
 
2012-09-06 02:29:47 PM

Clutch2013: Yep, want. Really, REALLY WANT. Too bad I'm mobile, or I could more accurately express that want.


Allow me.
www.paperspencils.com
 
2012-09-06 02:32:56 PM
I'd have 'em both. Looking forward to the video.
 
2012-09-06 02:37:30 PM

that bosnian sniper: ...and to think I was in the Sofia Vergara thread last night talking about Shakira.


You may be on to something... stay with me on this... Sofia and Shakira, together... eating a banana!

Gold, Jerry! GOLD!
 
2012-09-06 02:40:27 PM

OldRod: that bosnian sniper: ...and to think I was in the Sofia Vergara thread last night talking about Shakira.

You may be on to something... stay with me on this... Sofia and Shakira, together... eating a banana!

Gold, Jerry! GOLD!


The same banana?

Go on...
 
2012-09-06 02:41:13 PM
So I guess someone's career needs a little boost - so, sex tape. NTTAWWT in this case.
 
2012-09-06 03:11:15 PM
Where ever, whenever.
She-wolf is an awesome video.

on mute
 
2012-09-06 03:27:41 PM
What's with sex tapes? I never got the appeal of filming yourself having sex. If I wanted to revisit it later, why not just, you know, have that sex again?

/Shakira is attractive
//But she sounds like a muppet
///Imagine that in bed
 
2012-09-06 03:36:44 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: Saw her in Guatemala back in the day. Great show. Still, I much prefer her natural hair colour:

[www.1000recordings.com image 500x500]


That. Give me good old curly black hair Shakira, not dyed, straightened blonde Shakira.

/oh, what the fark. I'll take both
 
2012-09-06 03:45:00 PM

NateAsbestos: What's with sex tapes? I never got the appeal of filming yourself having sex. If I wanted to revisit it later, why not just, you know, have that sex again?

/Shakira is attractive
//But she sounds like a muppet
///Imagine that in bed


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-06 04:18:03 PM

NateAsbestos: What's with sex tapes? I never got the appeal of filming yourself having sex. If I wanted to revisit it later, why not just, you know, have that sex again?

/Shakira is attractive
//But she sounds like a muppet
///Imagine that in bed


I quite liked the couple of Shakira songs that were being played on the radio all those years back (10 years ago now? Fark I'm old)... then as I was driving somewhere with a friend once, he was saying she has such a nasal voice, and went on to point it out in the songs when they came on. I'd previously been able to ignore it, now I can't listen to her music without hearing it.

/CSB
 
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