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(Herald Sun)   This is exactly why you never mock a man over his new neck tattoo when he's wielding a stolen meat cleaver   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 37
    More: Obvious, Rory Billows, county court, Royal Melbourne Hospital, Detention of suspects  
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2012-09-06 10:05:10 AM
What if he bought it fair and square?
 
2012-09-06 10:06:25 AM
Rory Billows, now aged 20, had consumed a cocktail of Xanax medication and alcohol before the unprovoked attack on his friend and football team mate.

Xanax and alcohol mix to basically amplify one another's effects. I've done it many times without realizing and gotten nearly blackout drunk from a single martini before someone pointed out the bottle says not to drink on Xanax. Never chopped off anyone's fingers.

But when your headline is "teasing causes attack" it's sloppy journalism to say "unprovoked" in the article.
 
2012-09-06 10:31:16 AM
blogs.orlandosentinel.com

understands all too well.
 
2012-09-06 10:33:05 AM

Apos: [blogs.orlandosentinel.com image 850x569]

understands all too well.


Grr....Let's try this again:


static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-09-06 10:54:47 AM
Anyone else reminded of the turkey plucking scene in the original True Grit?
 
2012-09-06 11:51:56 AM
Sounds like the attack was justified, no matter how you slice it.

/Thank you! I'll be here all week.
 
2012-09-06 12:50:57 PM
Rory B. Bellows?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-06 12:52:17 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

?
 
2012-09-06 12:53:02 PM
beat me by 1 minute!
 
2012-09-06 12:54:24 PM
If you have friends with neck/face tatoos, I think you need to accept that stabbing is inevitable.
 
2012-09-06 12:59:23 PM
does that dude know how to party or what?
 
2012-09-06 12:59:56 PM

doglover: Rory Billows, now aged 20, had consumed a cocktail of Xanax medication and alcohol before the unprovoked attack on his friend and football team mate.

Xanax and alcohol mix to basically amplify one another's effects. I've done it many times without realizing and gotten nearly blackout drunk from a single martini before someone pointed out the bottle says not to drink on Xanax. Never chopped off anyone's fingers.

But when your headline is "teasing causes attack" it's sloppy journalism to say "unprovoked" in the article.


In my college days, I may or may not have indulged in some mild drug use. And during that time I may or may not have once taken 2 hits of LSD and then popped a Xanax, and that may or may not have been the best drug-combo I ever experienced.

/So many colors, so little worry
 
2012-09-06 01:00:53 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-09-06 01:00:53 PM

Bender The Offender: If you have friends with neck/face tatoos, I think you need to accept that stabbing is inevitable.

 
2012-09-06 01:05:24 PM
How the hell would I know that it was stolen?
 
2012-09-06 01:07:37 PM
Aposblogs.orlandosentinel.com image 850x569]

understands all too well.

seems to me Indy jones showed that you don't bring knives to gun fights
 
2012-09-06 01:11:01 PM
Funny, I figured this was either in FL or AU when reading the headline.
 
2012-09-06 01:12:23 PM

Bender The Offender: If you have friends with neck/face tattoos, I think you need to accept that stabbing is inevitable.


Should have been the first line in the article.
 
2012-09-06 01:13:08 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Now you tell me
 
2012-09-06 01:15:03 PM
What was the tattoo of and did he get it while stoned on Xanax and booze? These details are important!
 
2012-09-06 01:15:27 PM
Should've heeded this:

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2012-09-06 01:16:03 PM
Hmmmmm. He's 20 and his lawyer suggested time in a "youth justice center"? In this country he'd be sentenced 3 to 5 years as an adult if he was 13 or 14.
 
2012-09-06 01:16:29 PM
Cookies must be enabled.

Fark you. One more "news" site I can safely ignore.
 
2012-09-06 01:16:43 PM
Cleaver or no, a neck tattoo is a surefire sign that its wearer either belongs in or has been in prison for some sort of violent crime.
 
2012-09-06 01:17:25 PM

Bender The Offender: If you have friends with neck/face tatoos, I think you need to accept that stabbing is inevitable.


Pretty much. And especially if they like to mix medications.
 
2012-09-06 01:17:35 PM
i.imgur.com

Eggs... Eggs... Eggs...
 
2012-09-06 01:22:10 PM

Random Bastage: How the hell would I know that it was stolen?


Ask politely.
 
2012-09-06 01:31:25 PM

indylaw: Cleaver or no, a neck tattoo is a surefire sign that its wearer either belongs in or has been in prison for some sort of violent crime.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-06 01:39:06 PM
They didn't mock him. He wasn't even angry.
 
2012-09-06 01:40:27 PM

Mega Steve: What was the tattoo of and did he get it while stoned on Xanax and booze? These details are important!


tat: hatchetman?

booze and pills: sure, why not
 
2012-09-06 01:46:54 PM
So since he was taunted, that means he was a bullying victim, and totally did the right thing... right?

Right?

Can someone explain the difference to me?
 
2012-09-06 01:48:03 PM
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a stolen meat cleaver and a new neck tattoo, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

www.filminamerica.com
 
2012-09-06 01:48:10 PM
"I wasn't lookin' at his neck man"

Cousin Strawberry? Is that you?
 
2012-09-06 01:58:47 PM

MBooda: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a stolen meat cleaver and a new neck tattoo, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

[www.filminamerica.com image 600x300]




You've got a point...
 
2012-09-06 04:12:16 PM
What is that thing? Pinjaba the Hut?
 
2012-09-06 04:56:18 PM
I expect mocking anyone with weapons in their hands isn't exactly a good idea, whether they got a new tattoo or not.
/nice ink, dude! Love it!
//don't cleave me
 
2012-09-06 05:36:30 PM
Did someone call me? :)
 
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