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(The Sun)   Russell Brand speaks romantically about his new girlfriend, Geri Halliwell. "She's not got hair on her back. She's not like an orange Yeti"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 43
    More: Interesting, Geri Halliwell, Russell Brand, yetis, Bury St Edmunds, Richard Gere, Stephen, Boy George, Pretty Woman  
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2012-09-06 08:33:20 AM  
She's not like an orange Yeti

You say this like it would be a bad thing.

*harumph*

Last night he performed to raise funds for a local rehab centre. On the way he pranced about with a troupe of morris dancers while Aimee hid in the back of his Mercedes.

This man leads a far more interesting life than me.

*sigh*
 
2012-09-06 08:36:45 AM  
Poor Geri is probably still trying to wash off the stink and grease.
 
2012-09-06 09:16:21 AM  
i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 10:12:11 AM  
I'm still not entirely sure who this guy is. He's a fugly SOB, that's for sure.
 
2012-09-06 10:14:03 AM  
Pretty sure that's his ex-girlfriend, not his new girlfriend.
 
2012-09-06 10:57:20 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: I'm still not entirely sure who this guy is.



He's an unfunny limey douche.

/But he's scored some quality poon in the past.
//So he has that going for him.
///Which is nice.
 
2012-09-06 11:21:14 AM  
Yep, Geri is old girlfriend --- way to keep up subby. Is The Sun a little too complex for you?
 
2012-09-06 12:06:20 PM  
I hat this guys so much. DIAF, RB.
 
2012-09-06 12:07:40 PM  
In fact, I hate him so much the very thought of him made me misspell 'hate' as 'hat'.

DAMN YOU RUSSELL BRAND!!!
 
2012-09-06 12:08:05 PM  

misterhowl: I hat this guys so much. DIAF, RB.


whoisscout.files.wordpress.comNOOOOOO
 
2012-09-06 12:09:02 PM  
He always looks greasy and scuzzy. What do these women find attractive about this guy?
 
2012-09-06 12:13:58 PM  

abhorrent1: He always looks greasy and scuzzy. What do these women find attractive about this guy?


Accents and energy go a long ways. Even if you have to fake it.
 
2012-09-06 12:16:16 PM  

wildcardjack: abhorrent1: He always looks greasy and scuzzy. What do these women find attractive about this guy?

Accents and energy go a long ways. Even if you have to fake it.


don't forget the cash
 
2012-09-06 12:36:32 PM  
 
2012-09-06 12:58:01 PM  

abhorrent1: He always looks greasy and scuzzy. What do these women find attractive about this guy?


It has to be a size thing, because even the accent and the "sense of humor" thing can only take a man so far..
 
2012-09-06 01:26:32 PM  

Detinwolf: wildcardjack: abhorrent1: He always looks greasy and scuzzy. What do these women find attractive about this guy?

Accents and energy go a long ways. Even if you have to fake it.

don't forget the cash


That can't be it. The women he dates have their own money.
I don't know. Any farketts wanna weigh in? Is he a good looking guy? I don't see it but I'm a guy so what do I know. It's just bizarre to me.
 
2012-09-06 01:30:42 PM  
b>abhorrent1: abhorrent1: I don't know. Any farketts wanna weigh in? Is he a good looking guy? I don't see it but I'm a guy so what do I know. It's just bizarre to me.

Maybe it's the fact that in "Get Him To The Greek," he went down on two different girls?
 
2012-09-06 01:34:24 PM  

abhorrent1: He always looks greasy and scuzzy. What do these women find attractive about this guy?


Because he's greasy and scuzzy. Some chicks dig that.
 
2012-09-06 01:37:45 PM  
Soooooo Katy Perry is a yeti with orange hair on her back? Somehow that just made her even hotter in my mind.
 
2012-09-06 01:43:23 PM  

Saracuda: b>abhorrent1: abhorrent1: I don't know. Any farketts wanna weigh in? Is he a good looking guy? I don't see it but I'm a guy so what do I know. It's just bizarre to me.

Maybe it's the fact that in "Get Him To The Greek," he went down on two different girls?


That's not common? I don't know of any guys that mind giving a girl a good tongue lashing....


/Brand doesn't even have a suave or cool accent....he sounds like a hobbit on helium.
 
2012-09-06 01:52:07 PM  

chevydeuce: Saracuda: b>abhorrent1: abhorrent1: I don't know. Any farketts wanna weigh in? Is he a good looking guy? I don't see it but I'm a guy so what do I know. It's just bizarre to me.

Maybe it's the fact that in "Get Him To The Greek," he went down on two different girls?

That's not common? I don't know of any guys that mind giving a girl a good tongue lashing....
/Brand doesn't even have a suave or cool accent....he sounds like a hobbit on helium.


Me either. Maybe she's saying if you do it on camera you get to date spice girls and katy perry?

/Though I'm not sure I'd wanna put my dick anywhere that he's already been.
 
2012-09-06 01:52:47 PM  

abhorrent1: Detinwolf: wildcardjack: abhorrent1: He always looks greasy and scuzzy. What do these women find attractive about this guy?

Accents and energy go a long ways. Even if you have to fake it.

don't forget the cash

That can't be it. The women he dates have their own money.
I don't know. Any farketts wanna weigh in? Is he a good looking guy? I don't see it but I'm a guy so what do I know. It's just bizarre to me.


He is repulsive to me because he looks greasy and filthy... And his eyes are dead. No matter what his facial contortions... The emotion rarely makes it to his eyes.

Now, Clive Owen can rock the five o'clock shadow and still look yummy. Daniel Craig, too.
 
2012-09-06 01:54:05 PM  

Sybarite:


I love you. That was awesome :)
 
2012-09-06 02:05:43 PM  
He looks like Johnny Depp's retarded cousin, IMO.
 
2012-09-06 03:04:38 PM  

Marshal805: He looks like Johnny Depp's retarded cousin, IMO.


Me too. One of the sexiest, most physically beautiful women I've ever met, however, thinks he's the hottest guy on the planet.

/shrug
 
2012-09-06 03:12:21 PM  
what do chicks see in this weasel-faced douche? Is it the weasel features? It's the weasel features, isn't it? And don't say it's the accent either - he's from Essex.
 
2012-09-06 03:13:08 PM  

GRCooper: Marshal805: He looks like Johnny Depp's retarded cousin, IMO.

Me too. One of the sexiest, most physically beautiful women I've ever met, however, thinks he's the hottest guy on the planet.

/shrug


I think it all goes back to reminiscing about a guy in their past. He reminds them of the greasy, scuzzy, retarded-looking almost-Depp that they dated in high school.
 
2012-09-06 03:45:35 PM  
Didn't know so many chipendales are farkers
 
2012-09-06 04:34:24 PM  
Can't this guy just hurry up and OD for chrissake?
 
2012-09-06 04:56:07 PM  

LewDux: Didn't know so many chipendales are farkers


He's not gonna sleep with you.
 
2012-09-06 05:16:33 PM  

Marshal805: He's not gonna sleep with you.


LOL why can't anyone go against the tide of irrational hate on this site without being accused of white knighting or "hurr they aren't gonna fark you hurrrr" bullshiat?
 
2012-09-06 05:17:31 PM  
It's the personality.

Unfortunately, women are terrible judges of personality.

/Ducks
 
2012-09-06 05:53:41 PM  
I used to hate him. Then I saw him on a couple of talk shows and he was quite funny during the interviews. Very quick on his feet.

It's not like I'm going to run out and buy a ticket to anything he does, but I don't *hate* him.
 
2012-09-06 05:56:08 PM  

LewDux: Didn't know so many chipendales are farkers


I'm confident in my own sexuality enough to find some men attractive. While he's not near as nasty as Vincent Gallo, I still think he's unappealing.
 
2012-09-06 06:40:16 PM  
That's enough Russel Brand
 
2012-09-06 07:50:58 PM  
Why are we still talking about this guy? He's known for a role in one crappy movie, basically. That's it. And that was over a year ago.
 
2012-09-06 08:34:14 PM  
Is there a reason why everyone on the planet doesn't want to beat the shiat out of Russel Brand?
 
2012-09-06 09:33:49 PM  

Mugato: Is there a reason why everyone on the planet doesn't want to beat the shiat out of Russel Brand?


Because they think he's funny?
Because he's never done anything to them personally?
Because they like his movies?
Because they aren't filled with dorkrage?
Because they liked his book?
 
2012-09-06 09:40:10 PM  

bel4sucks: Mugato: Is there a reason why everyone on the planet doesn't want to beat the shiat out of Russel Brand?

Because they think he's funny?
Because he's never done anything to them personally?
Because they like his movies?
Because they aren't filled with dorkrage?
Because they liked his book?


No, those can't be it.
 
2012-09-06 09:49:53 PM  

Marshal805: He looks like Johnny Depp's retarded cousin, IMO.


I lol'd! And then I thought, "that's so true"! Now I will only see him as Johnny Depp's special cousin...
 
2012-09-07 01:16:21 AM  
He has charm, allure, and he's funny....and handsome.


....and for you Farkers, he has his own place, doesn't live on frozen pizza, and occasionally leaves his flat.



But WHAT is that beast on his arm? Jeezus...that's a fugly biatch.
 
2012-09-07 07:44:44 AM  
Why do people hate Russell Brand? He's awesome.

I never saw his movies but his standup is good, and his interviews and shows are always good, and he shags like a MF. Sex is his spirituality. He thinks fame is silly, but is open and self-deprecating about his own narcissism and eventful personal life.

Rock on, RB!
 
2012-09-09 09:32:16 PM  
Brand is a wanker.
 
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