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(Fox News)   It's amazing how sexy these over 60 celebrities look given they don't need to work a 9-5 job, have access to amazing personal trainers, can afford the best clothes, and hire makeup artists from the movies   (foxnews.com) divider line 52
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2012-09-06 09:17:46 AM  
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Yes,yes,yes......and hell yes.
 
2012-09-06 09:23:35 AM  
Alrighty, here we go:

Raquel Welch
Sean Connery
Cheryl Tiegs
Ann-Margret
Sigourney Weaver
Harrison Ford
Goldie Hawn
Liam Neeson
Candace Bergen
Burt Reynolds
Olivia Newton-John
Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd
Richard Gere
Dolly Parton
Sally Field
Sylvester Stallone
Susan Sarandon
Meryl Streep
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Helen Mirren

And now, the 'If I were Bisexual, would it hit it list?'

Raquel Welch - Yes
Sean Connery - No
Cheryl Tiegs - No
Ann-Margret - No
Sigourney Weaver - Yes
Harrison Ford - No
Goldie Hawn - Yes
Liam Neeson - Maybe
Candace Bergen - No
Burt Reynolds - NO!
Olivia Newton-John - No
Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd - Maybe
Richard Gere - No
Dolly Parton - No
Sally Field - Maybe
Sylvester Stallone - No
Susan Sarandon - Yes
Meryl Streep - No
Arnold Schwarzenegger - No
Helen Mirren - Yes
 
2012-09-06 09:52:16 AM  

Cythraul: Raquel Welch - Yes
Sean Connery - No
Cheryl Tiegs - No
Ann-Margret - No
Sigourney Weaver - Yes
Harrison Ford - No
Goldie Hawn - Yes
Liam Neeson - Maybe
Candace Bergen - No
Burt Reynolds - NO!
Olivia Newton-John - No
Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd - Maybe
Richard Gere - No
Dolly Parton - No
Sally Field - Maybe
Sylvester Stallone - No
Susan Sarandon - Yes
Meryl Streep - No
Arnold Schwarzenegger - No
Helen Mirren - Yes


Why would you not hit Cheryl Tiegs or Richard Gere? In my imaginary bisexual universe I would hit them. And Liam Neeson is a maybe? I'm sensing a little bit of sharp-knee disdain.
 
2012-09-06 10:10:13 AM  

desertmouse: Why would you not hit Cheryl Tiegs or Richard Gere? In my imaginary bisexual universe I would hit them. And Liam Neeson is a maybe? I'm sensing a little bit of sharp-knee disdain.


Well, it's not like I'm the sexiest person in the universe, so if I had the opportunity, if I was smart, I should probably have sex with any one of them that offered. Except Connery. The man is just way too old.

But I'm just going off of first glances here.
 
2012-09-06 10:11:00 AM  

desertmouse: Why would you not hit Cheryl Tiegs or Richard Gere?


Oh, and Richard Gere is just far too pretty for my tastes.
 
2012-09-06 10:32:00 AM  
I predict this thread will be a disaster.

Even though it doesn't have to be.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-06 11:05:14 AM  
www.luxfashionstyle.com

is 2 years away from joining the Sensual Septuagenarians Club,but who cares?
 
2012-09-06 11:08:24 AM  

Apos: [www.luxfashionstyle.com image 510x828]

is 2 years away from joining the Sensual Septuagenarians Sexagenarian s Club,but who cares?


Oops.
 
2012-09-06 11:11:46 AM  
 
2012-09-06 11:12:32 AM  
Will they give you a quarter and a Werther's Original afterward?
 
2012-09-06 12:02:49 PM  
It can be pretty expensive to eat absolutely healthy all the time.
 
2012-09-06 12:07:42 PM  
Dunno about Tiegs. Her brief time on Celebrity Apprentice was evidence time had not been good to her age or her mental state.

Liam...or...Li-YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
 
2012-09-06 12:11:35 PM  

BeatrixK: Liam...or...Li-YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


This times eleventy billion.

That man just has it...I'm not sure what 'it' is, but damn....he's got it in spades.
 
2012-09-06 12:12:00 PM  
In one of the latest issues of Muscle & Fitness, Arnold berates people who have no time for working out by claiming that "if the president and celebrities can find time..."

Since when are celebrities regarded as having hard lives? Yes, if all my meals were provided for me and I could control my hours by not having to work round the clock just to keep my job and I could afford a personal trainer / nutritionist... Yes, I'd definitely look great.
 
2012-09-06 12:12:10 PM  
I'm monotonously, boringly heterosexual, but for this woman, I would switch teams in an instant:

i2.listal.com 

Sigourney Weaver is simply magnificent.
 
2012-09-06 12:13:01 PM  

BeatrixK: Dunno about Tiegs. Her brief time on Celebrity Apprentice was evidence time had not been good to her age or her mental state.

Liam...or...Li-YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


Rumor has it, he is blessed in the penile sense.
 
2012-09-06 12:27:25 PM  
It's hard to believe that the star of 'Rocky' and 'Rambo' is 66.

... inches tall.
 
2012-09-06 12:33:34 PM  
I disagree with including Olivia Newton John. She's had so much work done she doesn't even look like herself anymore, and back in the day she was unbelievably beautiful. If she'd just let herself age gracefully she'd still be a knockout.
 
2012-09-06 12:33:43 PM  
Many on the list were what I call pre-aged as well. Burt Reynolds is a good example, he's always been a bit haggard.

Not that I find any of them sexy. A lot of nostalgia and money is what makes these people attractive.
 
2012-09-06 12:36:28 PM  
I would test Sally Field's claim about that drug improving her bone density. If her pelvis holds out, it works!
 
2012-09-06 12:40:43 PM  

GameSprocket: I would test Sally Field's claim about that drug improving her bone density. If her pelvis holds out, it works!


"Boniva can help improve your life by giving you healthy bones.. so you fark like an eighteen year old on prom night again."
 
2012-09-06 12:49:45 PM  
I want to travel back in time to fark Ann-Margret. Not that she'll let me.
 
2012-09-06 12:59:46 PM  
FTFA: Burt Reynolds

Burt is a long-time Hollywood charmer, and judging by how good he still looks at 76, he'll be charming the ladies for many more years to come.

blindgossip.com 

FTFA: Dolly Parton

Dolly is still the cute Queen of Country Music at age 66.


news.ninemsn.com.au 


Yeah, about that definition thing....
 
2012-09-06 01:04:24 PM  
Oh yeah....that Goldie Hawn, she's a looker...
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-09-06 01:08:42 PM  
Sure, what the hell x # of women on that list
 
2012-09-06 01:11:47 PM  
I would destroy Liam Neeson, I don't care how old he--wait, he's only 10 years older than I am.
 
2012-09-06 01:13:18 PM  

miss diminutive: That man just has it...I'm not sure what 'it' is, but damn....he's got it in spades.


Lotsa money and a sad story 'bout a dead wife?
 
2012-09-06 01:22:28 PM  
i dunno about these people, but the other day my wife and I agreed that we would both do ryan reynolds. so there is that.
 
2012-09-06 01:22:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Will they give you a quarter and a Werther's Original afterward?


Always collect in advance. The strenuous activity might kill them.
 
2012-09-06 01:31:46 PM  

hinten: I predict this thread will be a disaster.

Even though it doesn't have to be.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x666]


Yes!

la_cyberchicana:

[i2.listal.com image 602x711] 

Sigourney Weaver is simply magnificent.


Hell yes!
 
2012-09-06 01:33:51 PM  

GungFu: FTFA: Burt Reynolds

Burt is a long-time Hollywood charmer, and judging by how good he still looks at 76, he'll be charming the ladies for many more years to come.

[blindgossip.com image 335x425] 

FTFA: Dolly Parton

Dolly is still the cute Queen of Country Music at age 66.


[news.ninemsn.com.au image 445x300] 


Yeah, about that definition thing....


I understand that cosmetic surgeons have improved their skills, but dayum do Dolly and Burt have to look like fire survivors?
 
2012-09-06 01:41:29 PM  

SuperChuck: hinten: I predict this thread will be a disaster.

Even though it doesn't have to be.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x666]

Yes!

la_cyberchicana:

[i2.listal.com image 602x711] 

Sigourney Weaver is simply magnificent.

Hell yes!


www.dramastyle.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

i2.listal.com

t3.gstatic.com

farm4.static.flickr.com

Enjoy!
 
2012-09-06 01:43:44 PM  
"Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"
 
2012-09-06 01:56:04 PM  
This is for MrsOLG:

cdn.screenrant.com

And for me:

celebritywonder.ugo.com

/and if Karen Gillian looks as good in 2048 as she did in "The Girl Who Waited", AW HELLS YEAH!
 
2012-09-06 02:26:52 PM  
What? No Sophia Loren? List fails!
/am straight as they come but she is totally totally awesomely hot
//also list needs Alan Rickman
 
2012-09-06 02:27:12 PM  
It's amazing how sexy these over 60 celebrities look given they don't need to work a 9-5 job, have access to amazing personal trainers, can afford the best clothes, and hire makeup artists from the movies their extensive plastic surgery.

Let's get real, subby.
 
2012-09-06 03:15:21 PM  
Ewww, old people. Gross
 
2012-09-06 03:38:40 PM  
List completely fails without the inclusion of Susan Lucci.
 
2012-09-06 04:32:03 PM  

Fonaibung: In one of the latest issues of Muscle & Fitness, Arnold berates people who have no time for working out by claiming that "if the president and celebrities can find time..."

Since when are celebrities regarded as having hard lives? Yes, if all my meals were provided for me and I could control my hours by not having to work round the clock just to keep my job and I could afford a personal trainer / nutritionist... Yes, I'd definitely look great.


Starring in a movie usually requires working insanely long hours. But of course for a fairly short length of time.

If you make a movie every year or so it's pretty cushy. If you go the Samuel L. Jackson route you don't have time to fart.
 
2012-09-06 04:56:24 PM  

T.M.S.: Fonaibung: In one of the latest issues of Muscle & Fitness, Arnold berates people who have no time for working out by claiming that "if the president and celebrities can find time..."

Since when are celebrities regarded as having hard lives? Yes, if all my meals were provided for me and I could control my hours by not having to work round the clock just to keep my job and I could afford a personal trainer / nutritionist... Yes, I'd definitely look great.

Starring in a movie usually requires working insanely long hours. But of course for a fairly short length of time.

If you make a movie every year or so it's pretty cushy. If you go the Samuel L. Jackson route you don't have time to fart.


Samuel L Jackson works because he likes to act. I work because I like to eat. There's a difference.
 
2012-09-06 04:58:40 PM  

T.M.S.: Starring in a movie usually requires working insanely long hours.


I was in a small independent movie a couple years ago. I didn't "star" but I played four roles, so I was involved in shooting for nearly every scene. I went in thinking it would be a piece of cake. It was damned hard work (though I loved the experience). There was a lot of standing around under hot lights in costume for light sound and camera tests, then multiple takes of scenes, some of which involved a lot of physical activity. One weekend we shot for 30 hours. I was in the supermarket on my way home getting food, and I dropped my wallet. I was so sore I actually stood there trying to decide if I'd rather bend over and pick it up or just cancel all my credit cards.

Now I'm not saying the people who make millions on a movie deserve it... but it's work. I loved the experience and seeing how it's done but I'd never do it again.
 
2012-09-06 06:36:47 PM  

SuperChuck: T.M.S.: Fonaibung: In one of the latest issues of Muscle & Fitness, Arnold berates people who have no time for working out by claiming that "if the president and celebrities can find time..."

Since when are celebrities regarded as having hard lives? Yes, if all my meals were provided for me and I could control my hours by not having to work round the clock just to keep my job and I could afford a personal trainer / nutritionist... Yes, I'd definitely look great.

Starring in a movie usually requires working insanely long hours. But of course for a fairly short length of time.

If you make a movie every year or so it's pretty cushy. If you go the Samuel L. Jackson route you don't have time to fart.

Samuel L Jackson works because he likes to act. I work because I like to eat. There's a difference.


SLJ makes movies because he likes to be rich. He does Broadway because he likes to act.

Regardless I don't think discounting another's labors due to motivation is fair. It's still work.
 
2012-09-06 07:32:14 PM  

Apos: [www.luxfashionstyle.com image 510x828]

is 2 years away from joining the Sensual Septuagenarians Club,but who cares?


Me. I care.

Gross.

The whole list. Just gross.
 
2012-09-06 09:05:33 PM  

squealie: What? No Sophia Loren? List fails!
/am straight as they come but she is totally totally awesomely hot
//also list needs Alan Rickman


Here ya go: 

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2012-09-06 09:09:33 PM  
List has Helen Mirren, so I have no complaints.
 
2012-09-06 10:11:02 PM  

cherryl taggart: GungFu: FTFA: Burt Reynolds

Burt is a long-time Hollywood charmer, and judging by how good he still looks at 76, he'll be charming the ladies for many more years to come.

[blindgossip.com image 335x425] 

FTFA: Dolly Parton

Dolly is still the cute Queen of Country Music at age 66.


[news.ninemsn.com.au image 445x300] 


Yeah, about that definition thing....

I understand that cosmetic surgeons have improved their skills, but dayum do Dolly and Burt have to look like fire survivors?


I just know I'm going to have nightmares over that image of her. Just chilling.
 
2012-09-06 11:14:24 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: This is for MrsOLG:

[cdn.screenrant.com image 500x368]

And for me:

[celebritywonder.ugo.com image 441x600]

/and if Karen Gillian looks as good in 2048 as she did in "The Girl Who Waited", AW HELLS YEAH!


Yay! I'm glad someone posted McShane. He's craggy, but it was still hard for me to believe he was 62 during the filming of Deadwood.
 
2012-09-06 11:58:22 PM  

Cythraul: SuperChuck: hinten: I predict this thread will be a disaster.

Even though it doesn't have to be.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x666]

Yes!

la_cyberchicana:

[i2.listal.com image 602x711] 

Sigourney Weaver is simply magnificent.

Hell yes!











Enjoy!


God bless you.
 
2012-09-07 02:57:16 AM  

Cythraul: SuperChuck: hinten: I predict this thread will be a disaster.

Even though it doesn't have to be.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x666]

Yes!

la_cyberchicana:

[i2.listal.com image 602x711] 

Sigourney Weaver is simply magnificent.

Hell yes!

[www.dramastyle.com image 250x209]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 242x320]

[i2.listal.com image 300x368]

[t3.gstatic.com image 181x279]

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x346]

Enjoy!


Thank you.
 
2012-09-07 05:42:07 AM  
I know she's like 82 years old, but I can get it semi-hard for her still. Hell, if my wife looks this good at 82 I am going to get a steel rod surgically implanted into my penis. No lie.

faac.us

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stiffs.com
 
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