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2012-09-06 03:19:22 AM  
You mean I don't have a baby dick??
 
2012-09-06 03:42:41 AM  
Girls don't lie to me about my penis, they all tell me it's huge.
 
2012-09-06 03:49:30 AM  
I'm about tired of this chick. Which means she will have her own Fark tag in no time.
 
2012-09-06 03:50:14 AM  
How long until these types start showing up in this thread

i30.photobucket.com

/all of whom totally have huge penises
 
2012-09-06 05:53:59 AM  

propasaurus: Girls don't lie to me about my penis, they all tell me it's huge.


This.
 
2012-09-06 05:58:52 AM  

propasaurus: Girls don't lie to me about my penis, they all tell me it's huge.


You should probably stop showing it to kindergarten girls...
 
2012-09-06 06:09:54 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-06 06:21:12 AM  

Nickster79: How long until these types start showing up in this thread


This'll do:

www.deviantart.com

/like a baby arm holding an apple
//seriously...face.
 
2012-09-06 06:54:25 AM  
Seems as if that Jenna has got some pretty big Marbles alright.
 
2012-09-06 07:02:47 AM  
Love this girl.
 
2012-09-06 07:39:56 AM  
Cute dogs at the end.
 
2012-09-06 07:54:51 AM  
Sometimes I wonder if she would be popular if she wasn't smokin hot
 
2012-09-06 08:24:18 AM  

tota1pkg: Sometimes I wonder if she would be popular if she wasn't smokin hot


No, she wouldn't.

My experience with girls this hot, but this obnoxious, is that they generally aren't all that great in the sack, and even worse in every other area.

It's one thing to have a good sense of humor, but this is the wrong "flavor" - it's just annoying. The problem with hot (or cute) girls who delve into this sort of behavior is that they've had guys wrapped up around their fingers because of their looks, willing to tolerate their crap (to a certain level). Sadly, it lasts just long enough that they can't realize what sours those relationships, and most men won't articulate what the real problem is (or they just give up and move on to another woman without telling her, leading to a "cheating" situation).

In short, she's great for a one night stand, but until somebody is honest with her ...and she's honest with herself to take the criticism and roll with it... she's probably going to have an endless string of bad relationships.

Beauty is more than looks.
 
2012-09-06 08:28:10 AM  
That was.... uninteresting.
 
2012-09-06 08:30:41 AM  
Loved the tape on her face
 
2012-09-06 08:45:42 AM  

RatMaster999: propasaurus: Girls don't lie to me about my penis, they all tell me it's huge.

You should probably stop showing it to kindergarten girls...


Can't argue with results.
 
2012-09-06 08:48:38 AM  
I hate this vapid whore.

She looks good, but I'll bet shes one of those boring lays.

She's kinda funny on a few things.. but she lies about everything. (Not just this video)
She's not really the "cool chick" she makes herself out to be.
 
2012-09-06 08:51:16 AM  

master_dman: I hate this vapid whore.

She looks good, but I'll bet shes one of those boring lays.

She's kinda funny on a few things.. but she lies about everything. (Not just this video)
She's not really the "cool chick" she makes herself out to be.


Really, though, every girl you see on the internet who seems 'cool', as you say, is just putting on an act. With the exception of Boxxy, but she's no longer around.
 
2012-09-06 08:55:41 AM  
I loved her in Fargo

/Oh yah, fer sure!
//pretty girl, voice from hell
 
2012-09-06 08:59:36 AM  
She is easy on the eyes but her voice hurts my ears.
Would like to see her with no clothes before final judgement though.
 
2012-09-06 09:36:28 AM  

master_dman: I hate this vapid whore.

She looks good, but I'll bet shes one of those boring lays.

She's kinda funny on a few things.. but she lies about everything. (Not just this video)
She's not really the "cool chick" she makes herself out to be.


You guys don't understand what it takes to have good sex with your woman.

Its feelings...nothing more than..feelings.

/muuwaahhahahahahaha
 
2012-09-06 09:38:21 AM  
Wow. Playing up to men by insulting your own gender. Never seen that before.
 
2012-09-06 09:47:17 AM  
Everything?
 
2012-09-06 09:59:48 AM  

tota1pkg: Sometimes I wonder if she would be popular if she wasn't smokin hot


Technically she isn't smokin' hot, though her fake hair and heavy makeup are still sitting atop a smokin' hot body. Dem tittays dont' lie, and she says she's way too broke to afford fakes.

Though she may be lying, they compress unlike fakes.
 
2012-09-06 10:03:49 AM  
If you think a girl is "hot" because she has an inch-thick layer of makeup on then, well...whatever floats your boat, man.
 
2012-09-06 10:19:16 AM  
No Subby, I lie about that
 
2012-09-06 10:37:23 AM  

jigger: If you think a girl is "hot" because she has an inch-thick layer of makeup on then, well...whatever floats your boat, man.



I always go with: "Hot" = neck-down, and "Pretty" = neck-up, so I think she qualifies. Not that she wouldn't qualify as pretty in some books, but it's a much more subjective qualifier.
 
2012-09-06 10:37:47 AM  
Wait.. I'm supposed to know who this is?
 
2012-09-06 11:16:27 AM  

factoryconnection: Technically she isn't smokin' hot, though her fake hair and heavy makeup are still sitting atop a smokin' hot body. Dem tittays dont' lie, and she says she's way too broke to afford fakes.


If I rolled over in the morning and saw that face, I probably wouldn't get out of bed. If you don't look bad at your worst, you aren't bad looking.
 
2012-09-06 11:45:56 AM  

factoryconnection: and she says she's way too broke to afford fakes.


She is far from broke. Right now she is making insane money from her Youtube channel. She doesn't need to work anymore. Her "job" is pretty much the few hours a week it takes to make these videos. She's raking in good money.

Regardless, I think she's smokin' hot with or without the makeup. She's still super cute in the "before" part of that "How To Trick..." video. And her boobs are definitely real. Forget which video it is, but she does a lot of bikini stuff and it's clear they're real. In some other she shows how to boost them, too. They're real.
 
2012-09-06 12:01:28 PM  
Tried to watch it. 17 seconds, best I could do
 
2012-09-06 12:03:10 PM  
Oh dear God... is it actually 3 and a half minutes of listening to the same shiat that female comedians have been saying for decades? I couldn't get through 30 seconds of it before I got so bored I almost fell asleep on the keyboard. Am I supposed to be interested because she's cute or something?
 
2012-09-06 12:25:36 PM  
Oh boy another vapid shallow Youtube attention whore with 50 pounds of make up on, ranting about NOTHING, getting millions of hits. Who the fark linked this shiat in Fark? Some coont Farkette probably. Useless twat.
 
2012-09-06 12:36:57 PM  

PreMortem: I'm about tired of this chick. Which means she will have her own Fark tag in no time.


First time I've really seen this girl. I like her. Not the "I want to hit the back of her throat with the head of my penis while I pull her nipples" like but the "She's kinda funny and I guess talented" like.
 
2012-09-06 12:53:54 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Oh boy another vapid shallow Youtube attention whore with 50 pounds of make up on, ranting about NOTHING, getting millions of hits. Who the fark linked this shiat in Fark? Some coont Farkette probably. Useless twat.


Wow. Strong words for a stfu noob.
 
2012-09-06 01:53:19 PM  
gotta love her, she does some really funny videos.
 
2012-09-06 02:22:50 PM  
Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
 
2012-09-06 02:32:02 PM  

LesserEvil: tota1pkg: Sometimes I wonder if she would be popular if she wasn't smokin hot

No, she wouldn't.

... In short, she's great for a one night stand, but until somebody is honest with her ...and she's honest with herself to take the criticism and roll with it... she's probably going to have an endless string of bad relationships.

Beauty is more than looks.


Sounds like my ex, though being honest repeatedly just pissed her off. Though she still blames everyone/thing else.
 
2012-09-06 03:54:44 PM  
I kept waiting for the "I don't do these videos for the attention" lie.
 
2012-09-06 05:28:12 PM  
I think "She's probably boring in bed" is the new "sharp knees".
 
2012-09-06 05:28:33 PM  
Too bad Drew can't siphon the bitter out of this thread and figure out a way to make money off that.
 
2012-09-06 05:41:54 PM  
All I know is some piecof shiat Farker keeps linking this coont't videos. Cut the shiat, don't use Fark to advertise her bullshiat. I find it nauseating that this useless cooze makes money off this crap, There are some desperate males out there I tell ya. Go look at porn, much more honest route.e
 
2012-09-06 07:09:56 PM  
Moderately amusing. I didn't LoL or even chuckle but did have what I like to call an 'inside grin'.
 
2012-09-06 08:54:08 PM  

factoryconnection: Technically she isn't smokin' hot,


No, she's not...BUT she's nice looking without all the make-up.

However, with it? FARKING ALLAH! F*CKING GORGEOUS!
In a whorish/bar slut kinda way.
 
2012-09-06 09:27:34 PM  

bel4sucks: Too bad Drew can't siphon the bitter out of this thread and figure out a way to make money off that.


rushthatspeaks: All I know is some piecof shiat Farker keeps linking this coont't videos. Cut the shiat, don't use Fark to advertise her bullshiat. I find it nauseating that this useless cooze makes money off this crap, There are some desperate males out there I tell ya. Go look at porn, much more honest route.e


bel4sucks: Too bad Drew can't siphon the bitter out of this thread and figure out a way to make money off that.

 
2012-09-06 11:21:21 PM  
next week she'll probably draw on a mustache, but on a backwards hat, and do "things guys lie about", seems to have a pattern
24.media.tumblr.com

*still love her though*
forums.mtbr.com
 
2012-09-07 01:24:26 AM  

KiplingKat872: Wow. Playing up to men by insulting your own gender. Never seen that before.


She's doing a dumb comedy skit. She'd be just as likable dressed up like a dude and poking fun of stupid things we say. I'd call you a baby exceptI guess that would make me a huge misogynist or something.
 
Ant
2012-09-07 03:14:01 AM  
Wow. Woman posts mildly funny video, and misogynists come out in droves to call her a whore. Why am I not the least bit surprised?
 
2012-09-07 07:27:05 AM  

browntimmy: KiplingKat872: Wow. Playing up to men by insulting your own gender. Never seen that before.

She's doing a dumb comedy skit. She'd be just as likable dressed up like a dude and poking fun of stupid things we say. I'd call you a baby exceptI guess that would make me a huge misogynist or something.


The front page is her pretty much naked except a pair of football shoulder pads. Who do you think her target audience really is?
 
2012-09-07 07:31:31 AM  
You want a really funny blogger chick who is actually insightful?

Hyperbole and a Half

Chick created her own meme yo.

All The Things!
 
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