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(Daily Mail)   Newly single Kristen Stewart sports finger brace at On the Road premiere. I've been single. I don't blame her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2012-09-06 12:28:26 AM
Southpaw? Freaky!
 
2012-09-06 12:51:04 AM
30.media.tumblr.com

And with that,she adopted an expressionless mask and prepared to disembark.....
 
2012-09-06 02:24:37 AM
she doesn't make very wise decisions, does she?
 
2012-09-06 02:47:14 AM

Weaver95: she doesn't make very wise decisions, does she?


Yeah, I'm sure she cries herself to sleep on her pile of money every night.
 
2012-09-06 02:51:43 AM

Handsome B. Wonderful: Weaver95: she doesn't make very wise decisions, does she?

Yeah, I'm sure she cries herself to sleep on her pile of money every night.


money helps, but...when you become the object of scorn from every woman in the modern world....well, I hope you really love that money 'cause that's pretty much all you're gonna be sleeping with for a while.
 
2012-09-06 02:55:25 AM

Weaver95: money helps, but...when you become the object of scorn from every woman in the modern world....well, I hope you really love that money 'cause that's pretty much all you're gonna be sleeping with for a while.


Being an object of scorn from women keeps guys away how?
 
2012-09-06 02:58:16 AM

Handsome B. Wonderful: Weaver95: money helps, but...when you become the object of scorn from every woman in the modern world....well, I hope you really love that money 'cause that's pretty much all you're gonna be sleeping with for a while.

Being an object of scorn from women keeps guys away how?


oh, well being known as a cheating biatch will tend to do that well enough on it's own.

not that any of this matters. her publicist will sit down with someone elses publicist and they'll engineer a mutually beneficial 'romantic relationship' for their clients. money will be made and life goes on.
 
2012-09-06 03:14:25 AM
She looks, in those pictures, like the most bored woman in the world.
 
2012-09-06 03:22:43 AM
I don't know if it's the glasses or the crushed spirits and misery, but she looks pretty sexy in those pictures.
 
2012-09-06 03:24:09 AM
The stupid biatch is in Toronto? America, please take her back. Pretty please?

/The city is soiled enough as it is.
 
2012-09-06 03:24:25 AM
I still think that this whole thing is part of the scripted breakup of their contract relationship. The story broke just in time to get Pattinson in the press before his movie came out and it's being drawn out to get her press for her movie. Then, there will be lots of drama about them promoting Twilight together, giving Twilight even more press, especially if they hint they might get back together right before the promotional tour for Twilight.
 
2012-09-06 03:26:02 AM
Pfft, there never was a relationship between her and Pattinson. Somebody even wrote a book about it .
 
2012-09-06 03:26:42 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: She looks, in those pictures, like the most bored woman in the world.

 
2012-09-06 03:40:01 AM

Dr.Zom: Pfft, there never was a relationship between her and Pattinson. Somebody even wrote a book about it .


I need to start writing hastily thrown together e-books about current topics, it seems to be a good way to part suckers from their cash.
 
2012-09-06 04:27:44 AM

rynthetyn: Dr.Zom: Pfft, there never was a relationship between her and Pattinson. Somebody even wrote a book about it .

I need to start writing hastily thrown together e-books about current topics, it seems to be a good way to part suckers from their cash.


Check this one out - THE REAL REASON THAT A WRONG THRUST KRISTEN STEWART-ROBERT PATTINSON

Here's the description:

You'll find everything that everyone thinks about the case in a low Robert Pattinson.
All that the journalist and grattin know but does not disclose this secret but eventally burst.
So Kristen Stewart has crossed the line...
Frankly this is what i suggest you to dicover... 

Pretty low ranking currently but it was pretty high at some point, which means people read that description and then decided to buy the book!  Suckers indeed.
 
2012-09-06 04:29:49 AM
Them's some Hipsterriffic glasses right there. Even got the matching white ear buds.

Damn, to be as tragically hip as her...
 
2012-09-06 04:56:01 AM
12 year olds have better bodies than this chick
 
2012-09-06 06:03:29 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: 12 year olds have better bodies than this chick


I'm not sure if you're making fun of her, or if you're really into 12yr olds...
 
2012-09-06 06:25:33 AM
So... she cheated on the guy and then stole his stuff? That's what I got out of that article.

/The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff
//Best thing MTV did since they became RealitweenTV
 
2012-09-06 06:32:36 AM

INeedAName: drjekel_mrhyde: 12 year olds have better bodies than this chick

I'm not sure if you're making fun of her, or if you're really into 12yr olds...


Well, there are twelve of them...
 
2012-09-06 06:54:18 AM
Funny, that's the finger most people give her.
 
2012-09-06 07:09:44 AM
I'd eat every inch of her.

She's smoking hot.
 
2012-09-06 07:29:10 AM
He's an baltimore orioles fan? What a tool.
 
2012-09-06 07:33:08 AM

blacksharpiemarker: The stupid biatch is in Toronto? America, please take her back. Pretty please?

/The city is soiled enough as it is.


Sorry. We'll let you know when you've paid for giving us Celine Dion.

/realizes she's a frenchy but it's all the same country to us
 
2012-09-06 07:35:06 AM

Dr.Zom: Pfft, there never was a relationship between her and Pattinson. Somebody even wrote a book about it .


Wow, I'm so disillusioned now.

/lol 38 pages
 
2012-09-06 07:44:34 AM

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

She's smoking hot.


F*ck yes
 
2012-09-06 08:32:53 AM

Dr.Zom: rynthetyn: Dr.Zom: Pfft, there never was a relationship between her and Pattinson. Somebody even wrote a book about it .

I need to start writing hastily thrown together e-books about current topics, it seems to be a good way to part suckers from their cash.

Check this one out - THE REAL REASON THAT A WRONG THRUST KRISTEN STEWART-ROBERT PATTINSON

Here's the description:

You'll find everything that everyone thinks about the case in a low Robert Pattinson.
All that the journalist and grattin know but does not disclose this secret but eventally burst.
So Kristen Stewart has crossed the line...
Frankly this is what i suggest you to dicover... 

Pretty low ranking currently but it was pretty high at some point, which means people read that description and then decided to buy the book!  Suckers indeed.


Meow like typing detected!
 
2012-09-06 08:41:33 AM

Weaver95: Handsome B. Wonderful: Weaver95: money helps, but...when you become the object of scorn from every woman in the modern world....well, I hope you really love that money 'cause that's pretty much all you're gonna be sleeping with for a while.

Being an object of scorn from women keeps guys away how?

oh, well being known as a cheating biatch will tend to do that well enough on it's own.

not that any of this matters. her publicist will sit down with someone elses publicist and they'll engineer a mutually beneficial 'romantic relationship' for their clients. money will be made and life goes on.


Women who cheat still get sex. They just get kicked to the curbed like the cheating trash they are in the morning. In short, being a worthless cheater will not stop guys from using you for sex.
 
2012-09-06 08:44:31 AM
she shows her boobs in On the Road, you know....
 
2012-09-06 08:49:52 AM

Fun Dumpster: I don't know if it's the glasses or the crushed spirits and misery, but she looks pretty sexy in those pictures.


I have to agree. However, she still can't act and looks mediocre at best, most of the time.
 
2012-09-06 08:55:17 AM

doczoidberg: she shows her boobs in On the Road, you know....


Now you have my attention.
 
2012-09-06 08:55:22 AM
This is the best headline I've seen in a long time.
 
2012-09-06 09:16:32 AM
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2012-09-06 09:18:10 AM
God I loved the book but the movie has her in it..... GD that is a tough call whether to watch or not.
 
2012-09-06 09:21:27 AM

Weaver95: she doesn't make very wise decisions, does she?


Kristen has the look of someone who knows she screwed up and doesn't know how to fix it.
Or, her kitchen drain is plugged.
 
2012-09-06 09:25:22 AM

doczoidberg: she shows her boobs in On the Road, you know....


Such as they are. And she jacks off 2 guys at once. She puts the "beat" in beatnik.
 
2012-09-06 09:38:12 AM
I didn't know about the double handy.
thank you, sir, for better informing me.
 
2012-09-06 09:52:14 AM
I would like to hear more about how submitter fingerbangs herself.
 
2012-09-06 09:55:47 AM

nmemkha: Weaver95: Handsome B. Wonderful: Weaver95: money helps, but...when you become the object of scorn from every woman in the modern world....well, I hope you really love that money 'cause that's pretty much all you're gonna be sleeping with for a while.

Being an object of scorn from women keeps guys away how?

oh, well being known as a cheating biatch will tend to do that well enough on it's own.

not that any of this matters. her publicist will sit down with someone elses publicist and they'll engineer a mutually beneficial 'romantic relationship' for their clients. money will be made and life goes on.

Women who cheat still get sex. They just get kicked to the curbed like the cheating trash they are in the morning. In short, being a worthless cheater will not stop guys from using you for sex.


She'll still get men to date her. She's cute, she's famous, and she is written about and photographed a lot. There a quite a few guys that, at the very least, would be willing to be seen with her in order to get themselves in the spotlight.
 
2012-09-06 10:25:53 AM
Don't worry about her.
She's going to make someone a great beard.
 
2012-09-06 11:00:06 AM

doczoidberg: she shows her boobs in On the Road, you know....


Instant redemption as far as I'm concerned!
 
2012-09-06 11:03:33 AM

nmemkha: Weaver95: Handsome B. Wonderful: Weaver95: money helps, but...when you become the object of scorn from every woman in the modern world....well, I hope you really love that money 'cause that's pretty much all you're gonna be sleeping with for a while.

Being an object of scorn from women keeps guys away how?

oh, well being known as a cheating biatch will tend to do that well enough on it's own.

not that any of this matters. her publicist will sit down with someone elses publicist and they'll engineer a mutually beneficial 'romantic relationship' for their clients. money will be made and life goes on.

Women who cheat still get sex. They just get kicked to the curbed like the cheating trash they are in the morning. In short, being a worthless cheater will not stop guys from using you for sex.


I slept with an ex of mine about a year afer we broke up because she was cheating on me. The next day she wanted to move some of her things back into my place. Yeah she didnt seem to get we were not back together and I wasent going to be her doormat until she found something better.
 
2012-09-06 11:04:03 AM

Weaver95: Handsome B. Wonderful: Weaver95: she doesn't make very wise decisions, does she?

Yeah, I'm sure she cries herself to sleep on her pile of money every night.

money helps, but...when you become the object of scorn from every woman in the modern world....well, I hope you really love that money 'cause that's pretty much all you're gonna be sleeping with for a while.


Not that you aren't normally a hoopy frood that knows where his towel is, but I think the fact that you have that strong an opinion about a random screen actor's personal life may reflect more on your character than her known personal life reflects on hers. I know it's the internet, but damn, man, knock back the stalkerism a notch.
 
2012-09-06 11:17:33 AM

Olceon: doczoidberg: she shows her boobs in On the Road, you know....

Now you have my attention.


NSFW

The screen shot is not all that great, but here they are.
 
2012-09-06 11:26:25 AM
I just remember her at the Snow White premier, standing very unfortunately between Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron. Like a rodent amongst gods.
 
2012-09-06 11:29:19 AM
Has no one from the U.K. ever been to Jamaica? IRIE (good, alright, cool) is as Jamaican as Bob Marley...
 
2012-09-06 11:31:40 AM

Detinwolf: I just remember her at the Snow White premier, standing very unfortunately between Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron. Like a rodent amongst gods.


Mirror mirror on the wall ....

Yeah, not the fairest.
 
2012-09-06 11:38:59 AM
Hey, this gives me a good excuse to post this BLR clip that appeared on the Youtube front page for me this morning.
 
2012-09-06 11:41:18 AM
www.museum.state.il.us
 
2012-09-06 11:46:43 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Olceon: doczoidberg: she shows her boobs in On the Road, you know....

Now you have my attention.

NSFW

The screen shot is not all that great, but here they are.


Alas, grainy and a long shot. I guess we'll have to wait a few more months for the Blu-ray screencaps.  In the meantime, here's hoping this acting trend of hers continues and that it inspires other actresses to follow suit.
 
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