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(Fox News)   Ben & Jerry's sues over "Ben & Cherry's" series of pornographic films based on ice cream flavors. "Boston Cream Thigh," `'New York Fat & Chunky" and "Peanut Butter D-Cup" all sound delicious. Come up with more flavors to help them out   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2012-09-05 10:47:20 PM  
Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream
 
2012-09-05 10:52:46 PM  
Hubby's Chubby
Garcia's Cherry
 
2012-09-05 10:55:32 PM  

TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream


Ameri-bone Dream
 
2012-09-05 11:15:10 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream

Ameri-bone Dream


I concede the point
 
2012-09-05 11:15:46 PM  

TheManofPA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream

Ameri-bone Dream

I concede the point


May I counter with Fish Food?
 
2012-09-05 11:21:40 PM  

TheManofPA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream

Ameri-bone Dream

I concede the point


Cookies and Cream.
 
2012-09-05 11:31:00 PM  
I was going to come up with some, but after seeing a list, I think plenty of them would count without any alteration at all.

/Definitely do not want Dublin Mudslide.
 
2012-09-06 12:03:22 AM  

Durendal: Definitely do not want Dublin Mudslide.


I presume that that's the Irish version of the Cleveland Steamer.
 
2012-09-06 12:11:16 AM  
Did they actually have to change Boston Cream Pie? And Vanilla Caramel Fudge sounds like a good name for a three way flic.
 
2012-09-06 12:43:51 AM  
Dastardly Mashturbate
 
2012-09-06 12:44:23 AM  
Dashtardly Mashturbate
 
2012-09-06 12:48:58 AM  
Chubby Hubby... wait a minute.
 
2012-09-06 12:53:52 AM  
Cinnamon's Buns
Boneroo Buzz
Late Night Snatch
 
2012-09-06 12:53:56 AM  
Banana Splurt
Sin-in-mine Buns
Penis Brittle
New York Super Fudge Pack
Strawberry Cheesecock
Peach Gobbler
Chocolate Fudge Brown-Eye
 
2012-09-06 04:28:25 AM  
Hershey Highway

/too easy
/don't care
 
2012-09-06 05:01:23 AM  
Crap. This thread has officially made me hungry for some Ben & Jerry's.
/pregnant
//Triple caramel chunk
 
2012-09-06 05:01:29 AM  
Brazil Tranny Nut.
 
2012-09-06 05:02:32 AM  
no mention of Schweddy Balls?
 
2012-09-06 05:03:25 AM  
bu-Cake Batter.
 
2012-09-06 05:05:54 AM  
Jimmy Fallus' Late Night Munch!
 
2012-09-06 05:06:19 AM  
Nothing like ben & jerry's when watching kinky prons
 
2012-09-06 05:07:17 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Late Night Snatch


::slow clap::

I don't know why, but that one made me giggle like a 10 year old.
 
2012-09-06 05:07:54 AM  
Chocolate Cream Pie
 
2012-09-06 05:08:04 AM  
Double scoop. One cup.
 
2012-09-06 05:15:20 AM  
Imagine Whirled Penises

Blue Velvet Cake

Late Night Wack

Butter My Pecan

Mango Bango
 
2012-09-06 05:18:48 AM  
Double Vanilla, Double Anal Food Cake.

Oh, just ban me again already.
 
2012-09-06 05:19:30 AM  
Bukake Batter
 
2012-09-06 05:20:38 AM  
'Everything, Butt the'
 
2012-09-06 05:25:20 AM  
Bonnaroo Buzzer

Coffee Coffee EnemaEnemaEnema (tm)

Dave Matthews Band (r) OMG Poop Is Falling From the Sky (tm) Encore Edition

Everything (in my) But (r)

Mission to Bed-pans

Taste the Lin-Sanity (I see Ben and Jerry was already getting in on the act)

Dingle Berried Treasure(tm)
 
2012-09-06 05:26:21 AM  
Milk and Nookie
 
2012-09-06 05:26:26 AM  
Cinnamon's Buns

Chocolate Chip Nookie Blow

Cake Elmer Batters

Cheesecake Blowme

everything but the...pre-op transformer across the hallway

S'mores W'hores

Greek Yogurt Afternoon
 
2012-09-06 05:30:03 AM  
Rocky Load
 
2012-09-06 05:31:15 AM  
"The lawsuit by the Vermont-based company said the films would likely cause "confusion, mistake or deception" regarding the company's trademarks."

Yes, I can see how that could happen...

i168.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 05:32:04 AM  
Coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz

Don't even need to change the name.
 
2012-09-06 05:34:21 AM  
Rodie's Rocks
 
2012-09-06 05:39:07 AM  
TEH BUTTSECKS
 
2012-09-06 05:48:34 AM  
I thought acceptance of porn-name tributes was just part of our culture. Aren't you supposed to just accept it with a smile?
 
2012-09-06 05:49:40 AM  
"Fresh Peach ... better eat it quick; it's starting to run a little."

yafh.com

/one of several eyebrow-raising lines spoken by Madonna in the Dick Tracy movie
 
2012-09-06 06:13:04 AM  
Spunky Monkey
 
2012-09-06 06:15:41 AM  
Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?
 
2012-09-06 06:22:12 AM  

bingethinker: Rocky Load


I went with rocky chode...
Moose-knuckle tracks
Banana split sungae(for rugby jock)
 
2012-09-06 06:31:43 AM  

FloydA:
Strawberry Cheesecock



This one... it kills me!
 
2012-09-06 06:33:48 AM  

psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?


Likely will depend on how much each side is willing to spend on lawyers, but the parody protections are usually fairly strong. There's been a lot of "Sex Trek" parody porn movies as well (like going back 20+ years).
 
2012-09-06 06:35:15 AM  

GAT_00: Did they actually have to change Boston Cream Pie? And Vanilla Caramel Fudge sounds like a good name for a three way flic.


Yeah, BJ's gonna win this one.
 
2012-09-06 06:42:23 AM  
Good luck with that lawsuit. Caballero's cereal porn like "Cream of Meat" and "Asian Bran" are still being sold, in HUGE boxes. Parody and satire is protected.
 
2012-09-06 06:48:56 AM  
Ameribone - wait, that's one's been done.
Hubby's Chub- aww, that too?

What other flavors do they... oh god...

Pisstatchio Pisstachio
 
2012-09-06 06:55:09 AM  
Chunky Hunky?

/sounds like gay porn
 
2012-09-06 06:57:30 AM  
Having Anal Sex with Two Girls at Once.
 
2012-09-06 06:58:05 AM  
Two Girls, One Cone.
 
2012-09-06 07:12:20 AM  
Cherry-Arse Eva.
 
2012-09-06 07:16:18 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?

Likely will depend on how much each side is willing to spend on lawyers, but the parody protections are usually fairly strong. There's been a lot of "Sex Trek" parody porn movies as well (like going back 20+ years).


I'm surprised Ben and Jerry's would sue over this. To me, it seems like free advertising. In fact, now I want to find a Ben and Jerry's and try some of those flavors.
 
2012-09-06 07:20:25 AM  
Well, since no one else is going to touch it:

Chocolate Rapey
 
2012-09-06 07:29:23 AM  
www.deviantart.com 

/so sorry
 
2012-09-06 07:31:18 AM  
Santorum swirl.
 
2012-09-06 07:34:40 AM  

unyon: Durendal: Definitely do not want Dublin Mudslide.

I presume that that's the Irish version of the Cleveland Steamer.


Starring Faye Reagan?

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-06 07:43:18 AM  
I don't know about subby, but I'm really not into tasting Boston Cream Thigh.

/is subby's nickname 'Snowball'?
 
2012-09-06 07:45:16 AM  
Two Girls, One Cup
 
2012-09-06 07:53:18 AM  

ranak: [www.deviantart.com image 550x400] 

/so sorry


I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
 
2012-09-06 07:53:55 AM  
Ahem:

"Wavy Gravy"
 
2012-09-06 07:57:56 AM  
Bill Clinton's
Cherry Garcia y Vega?
 
2012-09-06 07:58:33 AM  

Ebbelwoi: I thought acceptance of porn-name tributes was just part of our culture. Aren't you supposed to just accept it with a smile?


More to the point, Parody is supposed to be protected under Fair Use. The rate at which big name companies are trying to erode sensible protections like this is pretty alarming.
 
2012-09-06 08:02:10 AM  
What a ClusterFark

/obvious
 
2012-09-06 08:10:32 AM  

psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning?
Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?


Close to reality? You're posting here... so...no.

As far as winning goes, it's win and win big or lose and win publicity.
If they don't take a stand in court, it's as if they endorsed it.
If they sue, then they look "decent" win or lose.

I'll have to reasearch more when I get home. And by research, I mean, look up the defendant's products and review to see if there is any merit to the case.
And by merit, well, you know. . .
 
2012-09-06 08:17:23 AM  

XyzzyBob: Bill Clinton's
Cherry Garcia y Vega?


Oooh, nice one!
 
2012-09-06 08:17:41 AM  
Legitimate gRape.
 
2012-09-06 08:19:02 AM  
Dammit Ranak.

That's what I get for not reading page 2.
 
2012-09-06 08:22:51 AM  
Red Velvet Pie
Imogene: Whirled Piece.
 
2012-09-06 08:25:35 AM  

bmihura: Satanic_Hamster: psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?

Likely will depend on how much each side is willing to spend on lawyers, but the parody protections are usually fairly strong. There's been a lot of "Sex Trek" parody porn movies as well (like going back 20+ years).

I'm surprised Ben and Jerry's would sue over this. To me, it seems like free advertising. In fact, now I want to find a Ben and Jerry's and try some of those flavors.


I wonder if its the parent company pushing for this. I think Ben and Jerry would probably find it funny themselves.
 
2012-09-06 08:30:45 AM  
Fistachio Fistachio?

/I feel dirty
 
2012-09-06 08:31:59 AM  
I'm pretty sure the Ben & Cherry's people have a valid fair use/satire argument but I can't really blame Ben & Jerry's for actively working to protect their trademark. Bear in mind even if they lose, if B&J do not at least try to do so it could be argued that they've "abandoned" the brand.

DjangoStonereaver: unyon: Durendal: Definitely do not want Dublin Mudslide.

I presume that that's the Irish version of the Cleveland Steamer.

Starring Faye Reagan?

[t3.gstatic.com image 190x265]


I'm dying for that girl to get into anal.
 
2012-09-06 08:34:25 AM  
chunky monkey - works as is.
 
2012-09-06 08:44:38 AM  
Titty Sprinkles
 
2012-09-06 08:45:38 AM  
Cocky Road
 
2012-09-06 09:05:21 AM  
I Want To Paint The Back Of Your Throat, Vanilla
 
2012-09-06 09:12:19 AM  
Buttercock (the movie should be with good looking 'traps')

The Ackbar (snickers icebar look-alike, but with honey roasted peanuts. Again the movie should be with 'traps', but they should be obvious traps)

Bluebolls (an icecream, that will not get eaten for years. The movie has pretty much the same plot)

Stockmarket (the icecream contains Redbull and gummybears. The movie is about hairy gay men having their way with steroid-abusers that are put in the stocks)

The periodic table (The ice could contain polonium. The movie should be about about lesbians having it out on a table whilst on the rag.)
 
2012-09-06 09:19:25 AM  
Twat's Fur Dessert?
 
2012-09-06 09:30:09 AM  
Hershey Highway?
 
2012-09-06 09:30:17 AM  
Packed Fudge?
 
2012-09-06 09:35:47 AM  

GAT_00: And Vanilla Caramel Fudge sounds like a good name for a three way flic.


It's a white-hispanic-black threeway.
 
2012-09-06 09:54:50 AM  
Oompa Loompa Dream Suckle
 
2012-09-06 09:55:47 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Oh, just ban me again already.


If could give you an "honour banning" I would.

/I am going to hell. One please!
 
2012-09-06 10:04:50 AM  
Cockalot Therapy
 
2012-09-06 10:07:49 AM  
CSS: As y'all know, B&J's sells groovy tee-shirts with the names of some of their flavours. Years ago, I wanted to make a couple with "World's Best Vanilla" for me and this girl I was with at the time. It later occurred to me that we couldn't *both* be "Best," so we'd have to settle it somehow. My friends suggested a 'caged deathmatch'. I suggesed a pillow fight in a 'ring of inconsequential harm'.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:57 AM  
Milk & Boobies
 
2012-09-06 10:13:08 AM  
Let's see now..

Banana Split > no change
Boston Creampie > um, no change
Cheesecake Brownie > no change
Chocolate Fudge Brownie > no change
Chocolate Therapy > definitely no change
Chubby Hubby > no change
Chunky Monkey > no change
Cinnamon Buns > no change
Creme Brulee > um.. no change
Dublin Mudslide > no change
Everything But The.. > no change
.. and so on

See, the real problem is that Ben & Jerry's is already using porn-ready names. The entire menu reads like a X-rated catalogue.
 
2012-09-06 10:16:04 AM  
Mandingo Mandingo Sorebutt
 
2012-09-06 10:18:38 AM  
For anyone interested in an ice cream shop themed film, check out "Shades of Blonde".
 
2012-09-06 10:19:13 AM  

MoronLessOff: For anyone interested in an ice cream shop themed film, check out "Shades of Blonde".

Oh, and it's totally NSFW.
 
2012-09-06 10:36:43 AM  
Vaginilla
 
2012-09-06 11:19:43 AM  
Pee...Nutz and Creams
 
2012-09-06 11:25:29 AM  
Double Nut Peach Around
 
2012-09-06 11:28:42 AM  

lamric: Double Nut Peach Around


Noice!
 
2012-09-06 11:35:50 AM  
Spunky Chunky
 
2012-09-06 11:41:07 AM  
Penis Butter and Cherry
 
2012-09-06 11:42:15 AM  
Milf Cockalot Spunk
 
2012-09-06 11:48:49 AM  

unyon: Durendal: Definitely do not want Dublin Mudslide.

I presume that that's the Irish version of the Cleveland Steamer.


I actually LOL

well played
 
2012-09-06 11:49:31 AM  
Karamel Sutra -> no change
S'mores -> Wh'ores
What a Cluster -> no change!
Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler -> Willie's Country Peach Gobbler
Late Night Snack -> Date Night Snack
Lemonade Sorbet -> Lemonade Party Sorbet
 
2012-09-06 12:00:29 PM  
Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey.
 
2012-09-06 12:12:11 PM  
Everything in the kitchen sink?
 
2012-09-06 12:21:29 PM  

DjangoStonereaver:
Starring Faye Reagan?


That woman is so damn hot I can't stand it.

CygnusDarius: Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey.


Why hasn't this movie been made yet?
 
2012-09-06 12:28:48 PM  
Pecker Tracks
 
2012-09-06 12:44:22 PM  
Does anyone know the names of the actresses starring in Ben & Cherry's films?

mcsestretch: DjangoStonereaver:
Starring Faye Reagan?


That woman is so damn hot I can't stand it.

CygnusDarius: Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey.

Why hasn't this movie been made yet?


Sasha Grey retired
 
2012-09-06 12:46:31 PM  
 
2012-09-06 12:53:50 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Let's see now..

Banana Split > no change
Boston Creampie > um, no change
Cheesecake Brownie > no change
Chocolate Fudge Brownie > no change
Chocolate Therapy > definitely no change
Chubby Hubby > no change
Chunky Monkey > no change
Cinnamon Buns > no change
Creme Brulee > um.. no change
Dublin Mudslide > no change
Everything But The.. > no change
.. and so on

See, the real problem is that Ben & Jerry's is already using porn-ready names. The entire menu reads like a X-rated catalogue.


And that's where I think the trouble began. Getting a little too cute and clever with the names. You have to be a tiny bit careful of letting a straight line lay. Somebody is bound to pick it up and run with it.
 
2012-09-06 01:17:16 PM  
Chunky Monkey Spanking
 
2012-09-06 01:34:06 PM  
willie's wonka is stuck in the chocolate factory..
 
2012-09-06 01:36:43 PM  
Creme Droolee
Chocolate Nookie Crunch
 
2012-09-06 01:58:20 PM  
Double Dutch Rudder
 
2012-09-06 02:05:23 PM  
Chocolate Chippie Coozie Show
 
2012-09-06 02:47:02 PM  
Obligatory:
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 02:51:53 PM  

psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?


Close enough. It's way more technical than that but they're likely just doing their due diligence in defending their trademark, which is required to keep a trademark. Do you recall the Minecraft / Elder Scrolls kerfuffle a while ago? Same thing.
 
2012-09-06 03:14:02 PM  
Marshmallow Fluffer
 
2012-09-06 03:16:12 PM  

meanmutton: psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?

Close enough. It's way more technical than that but they're likely just doing their due diligence in defending their trademark, which is required to keep a trademark. Do you recall the Minecraft / Elder Scrolls kerfuffle a while ago? Same thing.


Lord of the G-Strings. Spider-Babe. Dr. Jekyll and Mistress Hyde.
 
2012-09-06 04:03:18 PM  
Two Girls, One Peanut Butter Cup
 
2012-09-06 04:07:09 PM  
I'd watch new york fat & chunky
 
2012-09-06 05:18:44 PM  
Spewmoni
 
2012-09-06 05:19:47 PM  
New York Super Hunk Fudgepacker
 
2012-09-06 05:20:05 PM  
Ben & Jerry's Hot Cocoa Sampler Box?
 
2012-09-06 05:20:39 PM  
Should I be worried that I'd watch most of these?
 
2012-09-06 05:20:47 PM  
Cherry Sanchez
 
2012-09-06 05:21:32 PM  
Peach Mulva
 
2012-09-06 05:22:14 PM  
Rock Hard Rode
 
2012-09-06 05:22:52 PM  
Butterhole Packin'
 
2012-09-06 05:24:13 PM  
Ow! My Malted Milk Balls!
 
2012-09-06 05:27:18 PM  
Chocolate Anal-therapist
 
2012-09-06 06:41:10 PM  
hmm... rocky chode?
 
2012-09-06 06:52:33 PM  
Two Girls One Cup, which is chocolate ice cream with bits of corn in it.
 
2012-09-06 07:25:48 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: CSS: As y'all know, B&J's sells groovy tee-shirts with the names of some of their flavours. Years ago, I wanted to make a couple with "World's Best Vanilla" for me and this girl I was with at the time. It later occurred to me that we couldn't *both* be "Best," so we'd have to settle it somehow. My friends suggested a 'caged deathmatch'. I suggesed a pillow fight in a 'ring of inconsequential harm'.


Just have the other say #1 Vanilla. Problem solved.
 
2012-09-06 11:22:02 PM  

Satosuke: Obligatory:
[img.photobucket.com image 303x275]


It's the Mister Stiffee man! Yay!!
 
2012-09-06 11:29:53 PM  
Mint Chocolate Nookie!
 
2012-09-07 01:14:51 AM  
Not mine, would disable votey were there votey to disable.

fc06.deviantart.net

http://erichalv.deviantart.com/art/Todd-Akin-s-Legitimate-Grape-32276 0 066
 
2012-09-07 02:17:42 AM  
Starring Faye Reagan?

Thanks DjangoStonereaver. Now I can't get 'Strawberry Cream Pie' out of my head!
 
2012-09-07 02:43:40 AM  
Banana Split

Great Balls o' Fuzz

Taint Sweat

Treasure Trail Treat
 
2012-09-07 06:56:30 PM  
There screwed, and not the way they like.
 
2012-09-08 09:46:42 PM  
Suing? Or theyre serious.let me laugh harder!
Ha ha
 
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