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(Fox News)   Ben & Jerry's sues over "Ben & Cherry's" series of pornographic films based on ice cream flavors. "Boston Cream Thigh," `'New York Fat & Chunky" and "Peanut Butter D-Cup" all sound delicious. Come up with more flavors to help them out   (foxnews.com) divider line 135
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2012-09-06 12:28:48 PM
Pecker Tracks
 
2012-09-06 12:44:22 PM
Does anyone know the names of the actresses starring in Ben & Cherry's films?

mcsestretch: DjangoStonereaver:
Starring Faye Reagan?


That woman is so damn hot I can't stand it.

CygnusDarius: Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey.

Why hasn't this movie been made yet?


Sasha Grey retired
 
2012-09-06 12:46:31 PM
 
2012-09-06 12:53:50 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Let's see now..

Banana Split > no change
Boston Creampie > um, no change
Cheesecake Brownie > no change
Chocolate Fudge Brownie > no change
Chocolate Therapy > definitely no change
Chubby Hubby > no change
Chunky Monkey > no change
Cinnamon Buns > no change
Creme Brulee > um.. no change
Dublin Mudslide > no change
Everything But The.. > no change
.. and so on

See, the real problem is that Ben & Jerry's is already using porn-ready names. The entire menu reads like a X-rated catalogue.


And that's where I think the trouble began. Getting a little too cute and clever with the names. You have to be a tiny bit careful of letting a straight line lay. Somebody is bound to pick it up and run with it.
 
2012-09-06 01:17:16 PM
Chunky Monkey Spanking
 
2012-09-06 01:34:06 PM
willie's wonka is stuck in the chocolate factory..
 
2012-09-06 01:36:43 PM
Creme Droolee
Chocolate Nookie Crunch
 
2012-09-06 01:58:20 PM
Double Dutch Rudder
 
2012-09-06 02:05:23 PM
Chocolate Chippie Coozie Show
 
2012-09-06 02:47:02 PM
Obligatory:
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2012-09-06 02:51:53 PM

psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?


Close enough. It's way more technical than that but they're likely just doing their due diligence in defending their trademark, which is required to keep a trademark. Do you recall the Minecraft / Elder Scrolls kerfuffle a while ago? Same thing.
 
2012-09-06 03:14:02 PM
Marshmallow Fluffer
 
2012-09-06 03:16:12 PM

meanmutton: psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?

Close enough. It's way more technical than that but they're likely just doing their due diligence in defending their trademark, which is required to keep a trademark. Do you recall the Minecraft / Elder Scrolls kerfuffle a while ago? Same thing.


Lord of the G-Strings. Spider-Babe. Dr. Jekyll and Mistress Hyde.
 
2012-09-06 04:03:18 PM
Two Girls, One Peanut Butter Cup
 
2012-09-06 04:07:09 PM
I'd watch new york fat & chunky
 
2012-09-06 05:18:44 PM
Spewmoni
 
2012-09-06 05:19:47 PM
New York Super Hunk Fudgepacker
 
2012-09-06 05:20:05 PM
Ben & Jerry's Hot Cocoa Sampler Box?
 
2012-09-06 05:20:39 PM
Should I be worried that I'd watch most of these?
 
2012-09-06 05:20:47 PM
Cherry Sanchez
 
2012-09-06 05:21:32 PM
Peach Mulva
 
2012-09-06 05:22:14 PM
Rock Hard Rode
 
2012-09-06 05:22:52 PM
Butterhole Packin'
 
2012-09-06 05:24:13 PM
Ow! My Malted Milk Balls!
 
2012-09-06 05:27:18 PM
Chocolate Anal-therapist
 
2012-09-06 06:41:10 PM
hmm... rocky chode?
 
2012-09-06 06:52:33 PM
Two Girls One Cup, which is chocolate ice cream with bits of corn in it.
 
2012-09-06 07:25:48 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: CSS: As y'all know, B&J's sells groovy tee-shirts with the names of some of their flavours. Years ago, I wanted to make a couple with "World's Best Vanilla" for me and this girl I was with at the time. It later occurred to me that we couldn't *both* be "Best," so we'd have to settle it somehow. My friends suggested a 'caged deathmatch'. I suggesed a pillow fight in a 'ring of inconsequential harm'.


Just have the other say #1 Vanilla. Problem solved.
 
2012-09-06 11:22:02 PM

Satosuke: Obligatory:
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It's the Mister Stiffee man! Yay!!
 
2012-09-06 11:29:53 PM
Mint Chocolate Nookie!
 
2012-09-07 01:14:51 AM
Not mine, would disable votey were there votey to disable.

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http://erichalv.deviantart.com/art/Todd-Akin-s-Legitimate-Grape-32276 0 066
 
2012-09-07 02:17:42 AM
Starring Faye Reagan?

Thanks DjangoStonereaver. Now I can't get 'Strawberry Cream Pie' out of my head!
 
2012-09-07 02:43:40 AM
Banana Split

Great Balls o' Fuzz

Taint Sweat

Treasure Trail Treat
 
2012-09-07 06:56:30 PM
There screwed, and not the way they like.
 
2012-09-08 09:46:42 PM
Suing? Or theyre serious.let me laugh harder!
Ha ha
 
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