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(Fox News)   Ben & Jerry's sues over "Ben & Cherry's" series of pornographic films based on ice cream flavors. "Boston Cream Thigh," `'New York Fat & Chunky" and "Peanut Butter D-Cup" all sound delicious. Come up with more flavors to help them out   (foxnews.com) divider line 135
    More: Amusing, Peanut Butter D-Cup, Ben & Jerry, adult movies, DVD, ice creams, X-rated DVDs  
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2012-09-05 10:47:20 PM
Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream
 
2012-09-05 10:52:46 PM
Hubby's Chubby
Garcia's Cherry
 
2012-09-05 10:55:32 PM

TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream


Ameri-bone Dream
 
2012-09-05 11:15:10 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream

Ameri-bone Dream


I concede the point
 
2012-09-05 11:15:46 PM

TheManofPA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream

Ameri-bone Dream

I concede the point


May I counter with Fish Food?
 
2012-09-05 11:21:40 PM

TheManofPA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TheManofPA: Stephen Colbert's HereIcum Dream

Ameri-bone Dream

I concede the point


Cookies and Cream.
 
2012-09-05 11:31:00 PM
I was going to come up with some, but after seeing a list, I think plenty of them would count without any alteration at all.

/Definitely do not want Dublin Mudslide.
 
2012-09-06 12:03:22 AM

Durendal: Definitely do not want Dublin Mudslide.


I presume that that's the Irish version of the Cleveland Steamer.
 
2012-09-06 12:11:16 AM
Did they actually have to change Boston Cream Pie? And Vanilla Caramel Fudge sounds like a good name for a three way flic.
 
2012-09-06 12:43:51 AM
Dastardly Mashturbate
 
2012-09-06 12:44:23 AM
Dashtardly Mashturbate
 
2012-09-06 12:48:58 AM
Chubby Hubby... wait a minute.
 
2012-09-06 12:53:52 AM
Cinnamon's Buns
Boneroo Buzz
Late Night Snatch
 
2012-09-06 12:53:56 AM
Banana Splurt
Sin-in-mine Buns
Penis Brittle
New York Super Fudge Pack
Strawberry Cheesecock
Peach Gobbler
Chocolate Fudge Brown-Eye
 
2012-09-06 04:28:25 AM
Hershey Highway

/too easy
/don't care
 
2012-09-06 05:01:23 AM
Crap. This thread has officially made me hungry for some Ben & Jerry's.
/pregnant
//Triple caramel chunk
 
2012-09-06 05:01:29 AM
Brazil Tranny Nut.
 
2012-09-06 05:02:32 AM
no mention of Schweddy Balls?
 
2012-09-06 05:03:25 AM
bu-Cake Batter.
 
2012-09-06 05:05:54 AM
Jimmy Fallus' Late Night Munch!
 
2012-09-06 05:06:19 AM
Nothing like ben & jerry's when watching kinky prons
 
2012-09-06 05:07:17 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Late Night Snatch


::slow clap::

I don't know why, but that one made me giggle like a 10 year old.
 
2012-09-06 05:07:54 AM
Chocolate Cream Pie
 
2012-09-06 05:08:04 AM
Double scoop. One cup.
 
2012-09-06 05:15:20 AM
Imagine Whirled Penises

Blue Velvet Cake

Late Night Wack

Butter My Pecan

Mango Bango
 
2012-09-06 05:18:48 AM
Double Vanilla, Double Anal Food Cake.

Oh, just ban me again already.
 
2012-09-06 05:19:30 AM
Bukake Batter
 
2012-09-06 05:20:38 AM
'Everything, Butt the'
 
2012-09-06 05:25:20 AM
Bonnaroo Buzzer

Coffee Coffee EnemaEnemaEnema (tm)

Dave Matthews Band (r) OMG Poop Is Falling From the Sky (tm) Encore Edition

Everything (in my) But (r)

Mission to Bed-pans

Taste the Lin-Sanity (I see Ben and Jerry was already getting in on the act)

Dingle Berried Treasure(tm)
 
2012-09-06 05:26:21 AM
Milk and Nookie
 
2012-09-06 05:26:26 AM
Cinnamon's Buns

Chocolate Chip Nookie Blow

Cake Elmer Batters

Cheesecake Blowme

everything but the...pre-op tranny across the hallway

S'mores W'hores

Greek Yogurt Afternoon
 
2012-09-06 05:30:03 AM
Rocky Load
 
2012-09-06 05:31:15 AM
"The lawsuit by the Vermont-based company said the films would likely cause "confusion, mistake or deception" regarding the company's trademarks."

Yes, I can see how that could happen...

i168.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 05:32:04 AM
Coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz

Don't even need to change the name.
 
2012-09-06 05:34:21 AM
Rodie's Rocks
 
2012-09-06 05:39:07 AM
TEH BUTTSECKS
 
2012-09-06 05:48:34 AM
I thought acceptance of porn-name tributes was just part of our culture. Aren't you supposed to just accept it with a smile?
 
2012-09-06 05:49:40 AM
"Fresh Peach ... better eat it quick; it's starting to run a little."

yafh.com

/one of several eyebrow-raising lines spoken by Madonna in the Dick Tracy movie
 
2012-09-06 06:13:04 AM
Spunky Monkey
 
2012-09-06 06:15:41 AM
Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?
 
2012-09-06 06:22:12 AM

bingethinker: Rocky Load


I went with rocky chode...
Moose-knuckle tracks
Banana split sungae(for rugby jock)
 
2012-09-06 06:31:43 AM

FloydA:
Strawberry Cheesecock



This one... it kills me!
 
2012-09-06 06:33:48 AM

psychicdeath99: Does Ben and Jerry's have much chance of winning? My (admittedly very rudimentary) understanding of trademarks is that parody is an accepted defense, and that if there is little likelihood that a reasonable person would be confused that the parody item is actually affiliated with the trademark holder, then there is no infringement. (In other words, a Ben and Cherry's food item would likely be an actionable infringement, a Ben and Cherry's porn film probably not.)

Could any Fark lawyers out there let me know if I'm remotely close to reality?


Likely will depend on how much each side is willing to spend on lawyers, but the parody protections are usually fairly strong. There's been a lot of "Sex Trek" parody porn movies as well (like going back 20+ years).
 
2012-09-06 06:35:15 AM

GAT_00: Did they actually have to change Boston Cream Pie? And Vanilla Caramel Fudge sounds like a good name for a three way flic.


Yeah, BJ's gonna win this one.
 
2012-09-06 06:42:23 AM
Good luck with that lawsuit. Caballero's cereal porn like "Cream of Meat" and "Asian Bran" are still being sold, in HUGE boxes. Parody and satire is protected.
 
2012-09-06 06:48:56 AM
Ameribone - wait, that's one's been done.
Hubby's Chub- aww, that too?

What other flavors do they... oh god...

Pisstatchio Pisstachio
 
2012-09-06 06:55:09 AM
Chunky Hunky?

/sounds like gay porn
 
2012-09-06 06:57:30 AM
Having Anal Sex with Two Girls at Once.
 
2012-09-06 06:58:05 AM
Two Girls, One Cone.
 
2012-09-06 07:12:20 AM
Cherry-Arse Eva.
 
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