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2012-09-06 12:19:34 AM
I'll take Hamm over five, hold the Mayo
 
2012-09-06 12:55:10 AM
I give him an A for effort.
 
2012-09-06 01:00:34 AM
No, the white one
 
2012-09-06 01:12:59 AM
German news clip about the Bavarian Dumbasses.

Personally, I think they're suicidal.
 
2012-09-06 01:30:58 AM
L4m3r: 0, Fictitious Force: 1
 
2012-09-06 02:04:03 AM
He was inspired by this no doubt.
 
2012-09-06 02:23:40 AM
♫ Dizzy.... I'm so Dizzy, my head is spinning... ♫
 
2012-09-06 04:20:51 AM
If any link ever deserved a Green, it was this one. Bravo, subby.
 
2012-09-06 04:58:56 AM
Boys r dumb.

Next.
 
2012-09-06 05:25:38 AM
This article is useless without video.
 
2012-09-06 05:30:12 AM
He told the Bild newspaper: 'Such films should be banned from the Internet. This type of thing cannot happen again.'

I don't think the internet was what made this happen.

/but man, does it ever spread the joy when Darwin wins
 
2012-09-06 05:30:57 AM

TommyymmoT: German news clip about the Bavarian Dumbasses.

Personally, I think they're suicidal.


The girl on the right at 2:25 is cute.
 
2012-09-06 05:31:07 AM
not everyone can get huge coin for beating the crap out of their parents and demeaning their retarded uncle.
 
2012-09-06 05:35:58 AM

Mentat: I give him an A for effort.


No "and E" for execution because he "died instantly" Ba dum tssshhh!
 
2012-09-06 05:38:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: TommyymmoT: German news clip about the Bavarian Dumbasses.

Personally, I think they're suicidal.

The girl on the right at 2:25 is cute.


I liked the one at 2:14.
 
2012-09-06 05:41:16 AM
He was a member of a group named the 'Bavarian Dumbasses'...

i1000.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 05:50:35 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-06 05:58:53 AM
dsc.discovery.com

Challenge Accepted! 
 
2012-09-06 06:02:18 AM
Reminds me of this...
Merry go round trick
 
2012-09-06 06:02:45 AM
Roundabout?!? Roundabouts are for cars so I can understand how they got confused.
 
2012-09-06 06:03:36 AM
So there is something duct tape won't do.
 
2012-09-06 06:16:40 AM
Whoever they get to replace him one thing is certain, the original Bavarian Dumbasses lineup was the best.
 
2012-09-06 06:20:14 AM
He was a member of a group named the 'Bavarian Dumbasses' that posted video footage of dangerous stunts on YouTube and Facebook. These videos have now been removed.
So does that mean we can find them on Live Leak?
 
2012-09-06 06:31:57 AM

jtown: Roundabout?!? Roundabouts are for cars so I can understand how they got confused.


Maybe on your side of the pond. Over here, we call them roundabouts in playgrounds. Carousels and 'Merry-go-rounds' (for they are synonyms) are larger and usually have stuff (horses, carriages etc) to sit on.
 
2012-09-06 06:42:38 AM
I'm trying to figure out what they were trying to do. If they were just trying to get the merry-go-round to SPIN really fast, why tie the BMW to it? Wouldn't they have a breakaway rope or something (or maybe that just isn't clear)?

And Ducttaping yourself to one of the bars....sigh.

'hey Cletus, hold my beer and watch this!' Bavarian Style!
 
2012-09-06 06:52:41 AM
He told the Bild newspaper: 'Such films should be banned from the Internet. This type of thing cannot happen again.'

Yes, yes, like Americans, the Germans also have a knee-jerk reaction to make things illegal to protect their snowflakes.

1. Dad, I am sorry for your loss.

2. I bet you knew your kid and his friends did this sort of crap.

3. He was an adult.
 
2012-09-06 07:14:31 AM
This is the moment that their group's name truly lived up to expectations.

What next, rocket up the ass that penetrates right through the heart?
 
2012-09-06 07:21:11 AM
BMW all over TFA, but any car would have killed this idiot. But hey, it's the Daily farking Mail.
 
2012-09-06 07:21:44 AM
Swiss Colony: Maybe on your side of the pond. Over here, we call them roundabouts in playgrounds. Carousels and 'Merry-go-rounds' (for they are synonyms) are larger and usually have stuff (horses, carriages etc) to sit on.

I'd grew up with this distinction between the three:
Roundabout - thing around which you drive in a car
Carousel - big thing with horses and other such stuff to sit on
Merry go round - small thing on a typical playground or slang term for Carousel
 
2012-09-06 07:49:38 AM
img705.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-06 08:31:22 AM
The real tragedy is the kids lost their "roundabout" from the playground. What are the police going to do with it? Put it in jail?
 
2012-09-06 08:35:34 AM

jackandwater: The real tragedy is the kids lost their "roundabout" from the playground. What are the police going to do with it? Put it in jail?


Waterboard it until it turns into a watermill.
 
2012-09-06 08:45:09 AM

LewDux: Mentat: I give him an A for effort.

No "and E" for execution because he "died instantly" Ba dum tssshhh!


I laughed WAY too hard at that.
 
2012-09-06 08:45:40 AM
He told the Bild newspaper: 'Such films should be banned from the Internet. This type of thing cannot happen again.'

Yeah, that'll work
 
2012-09-06 08:56:27 AM

Weidermeijer: He told the Bild newspaper: 'Such films should be banned from the Internet. This type of thing cannot happen again.'

Yes, yes, like Americans, the Germans other people also have a knee-jerk reaction to make things illegal to protect their snowflakes.

It happens pretty much everywhere, and pretty much all the time. It's a natural instinct. The question is whether, in the face of this, the people and society have the discipline and courage to accept the risk as worthwhile, versus retreating to the padded room.

 
2012-09-06 09:03:39 AM
Up, Down, RT + LT + White, spin a merry-go-round at high speed using a car:

i651.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-06 09:24:14 AM

Triumph: He was inspired by this no doubt.


thought of that as well.
 
2012-09-06 09:39:59 AM
What is German for "Hey, watch this!"
 
2012-09-06 09:41:20 AM
If this happened in America the father would sue BMW, the owner of the playground, and the manufacturers of the roundabout and the duct tape.
 
2012-09-06 09:57:42 AM
Darwin? He's not at his desk right now, can I take a message?
 
2012-09-06 10:03:50 AM

zomega: I'm trying to figure out what they were trying to do. If they were just trying to get the merry-go-round to SPIN really fast, why tie the BMW to it? Wouldn't they have a breakaway rope or something (or maybe that just isn't clear)?

And Ducttaping yourself to one of the bars....sigh.

'hey Cletus, hold my beer and watch this!' Bavarian Style!


As best I can make of the Fail's customarily poor writing, they wound a free-end rope around the spindle of the thing, and tied the other end to a car. The car then sped off, causing the spinle to rotate. The free end would have slipped free, leaving the thing spinning.

The thing is, it seems to me that the kind of force that would fling this tape-bound guy through the air to his death would have killed him anyway from some other kind of trauma, even if he hadn't broken free. Sufficiently high g-forces can crush your brain or other organs.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:38 AM
Please tell me he was at least entertaining enough to video it.
 
2012-09-06 10:29:21 AM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: zomega: I'm trying to figure out what they were trying to do. If they were just trying to get the merry-go-round to SPIN really fast, why tie the BMW to it? Wouldn't they have a breakaway rope or something (or maybe that just isn't clear)?

And Ducttaping yourself to one of the bars....sigh.

'hey Cletus, hold my beer and watch this!' Bavarian Style!

As best I can make of the Fail's customarily poor writing, they wound a free-end rope around the spindle of the thing, and tied the other end to a car. The car then sped off, causing the spinle to rotate. The free end would have slipped free, leaving the thing spinning.

The thing is, it seems to me that the kind of force that would fling this tape-bound guy through the air to his death would have killed him anyway from some other kind of trauma, even if he hadn't broken free. Sufficiently high g-forces can crush your brain or other organs.


These people are probably not good at math. Simple calculations could have prevented this, or at least let them know the result.
 
2012-09-06 10:37:41 AM
Good lord. I didn't know a bmw could produce enough power to break the bonds of duct tape. I guess it is the ultimate driving experience. Golf pun aside.
 
2012-09-06 11:09:02 AM
i614.photobucket.com
You called?
 
2012-09-06 11:11:17 AM
I guess his silhouette charged the view.
 
2012-09-06 11:13:29 AM
Police have removed the roundabout from the playground.

Nice job, asshole. Ruin it for the kids who are smart enough not to kill themself doing spectacularly idiotic stuff.

Proud, your parents must be.
 
2012-09-06 11:45:25 AM
"Paging Mr Darwin. Mr Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone"

Paging Mr Players. Mr Game Playes, please pick up a courtesy phone
 
2012-09-06 11:47:53 AM
is father today called for the posting of such footage to be outlawed.

Dear Dumbass Senior,

Please realize that if you had, you know, DONE YOUR JOB, your son (Dumbass Jr) would not have been such a dumbass and perhaps he'd be alive today.

Don't raise anymore dumbasses.

Sincerely

A Farker

p.s: In the meantime, we also would like to thank you for the completely entertaining Darwin Award nominee
 
2012-09-06 11:58:01 AM

TommyymmoT: German news clip about the Bavarian Dumbasses.

Personally, I think they're suicidal.


No. They're just bored, stupid, and at the age where they think they're immortal.
 
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