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(Some Political Guy)   Will Bill Clinton score more than the Dallas Cowboys? Will Barney Frank use a teleprompter, or will he keep his place using a bent-over page? Will we mock names like Fluke, Nutter, and Hickenlooper? It's your Democratic Convention thread, night 2   (demconvention.com) divider line 4105
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2012-09-05 06:51:36 PM  
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Let's party!

Drinking game rules?
 
2012-09-05 06:54:05 PM  

Earguy: Drinking game rules?


Take a small sip every time Bill says "I".
 
2012-09-05 06:54:53 PM  
We gonna pick one of these or what?
 
2012-09-05 06:56:28 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: We gonna pick one of these or what?


This one has comments and a headline somewhat resembling humor. Really, I'm not picky.. shoulda had one since 5, but whatevs.
 
2012-09-05 06:57:45 PM  
Rep. Cleaver has gone insane in the membrane!
 
2012-09-05 06:58:37 PM  
'Bout time. Rep. Emanuel Cleaver decided about five minutes ago that it had been too quiet in the convention hall and decided to do something about it.
 
2012-09-05 06:58:44 PM  
The cameras didn't show it, but Cleaver walked off stage and punched a baby.
 
2012-09-05 06:59:06 PM  
Goddamn they're playing "Born in the USA" now. Idiots.
 
2012-09-05 06:59:12 PM  
'bent-over page."

ok, that's damned funny right there.
 
2012-09-05 06:59:13 PM  
Good luck following that, Malloy.

And he even knows it and mentions it, lol.
 
2012-09-05 06:59:15 PM  

Earguy: Drinking game rules?


With an eyedropper, put a droplet on your tongue every time some Republican troll is butthurt in this thread. Enjoy your alcohol poisoning.
 
2012-09-05 06:59:18 PM  
Hoping Bill will eat some meat soon. He looks so frail. (frowny face)

/I would make him a sammich.
 
2012-09-05 06:59:22 PM  

Earguy: Drinking game rules?


Throw your beer at the TV if Dallas scores a touchdown.
 
2012-09-05 06:59:25 PM  

robsul82: Rep. Cleaver has gone insane in the membrane!


He's got enthusiasm, ye... OH FOR THE LOVE OF...STOP PLAYING "BORN IN THE USA" AT POLITICAL EVENTS!

Menino earlier was.. just awful.. why does Boston keep electing him?
 
2012-09-05 06:59:59 PM  

The Bestest: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: We gonna pick one of these or what?

This one has comments and a headline somewhat resembling humor. Really, I'm not picky.. shoulda had one since 5, but whatevs.


Somewhat resembling humor?

You hurt me, sir.

I submitted as soon as I got home.

Meanwhile, I have DirecTV and it's raining, so I can't watch it yet.

Once it clears, I'm gonna split-screen the convention and the football game. Kinda hoping the game is decided by 10:00.
 
2012-09-05 07:00:02 PM  

A helpful picture for Clint Eastwood, in case he doesn't remember what Bill Clinton looks like:


www.tristarmedia.com

 
2012-09-05 07:00:19 PM  
And we're off to the races.

Good start.

Danny Malloy inna house!

CT Represent!
 
2012-09-05 07:00:24 PM  
Truly, if your name is "Hickenlooper" it's your own damn fault for not changing it to "Smith" at the earliest possible opportunity.
 
2012-09-05 07:00:39 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Goddamn they're playing "Born in the USA" now. Idiots.


I prefer to think they're trolling birthers.
 
2012-09-05 07:00:49 PM  
Is there any place to catch the Cleaver speech post-live? PBS takes its sweet time putting the show on.
 
2012-09-05 07:00:52 PM  
http://www.demconvention.com/live/

Streaming site.
 
2012-09-05 07:00:54 PM  
What time is the Grandmaster GOP Troller Clinton going to be on? Last?

I'm really only interested in his speech and Warren's.
 
2012-09-05 07:00:59 PM  
I would like to say that I'm voting for the man who HIRES PEOPLE TO MAKE HIS OWN HOMEBREW BEER!!1!

I am NOT voting for the guy who will NOT hire people to make his own homebrew beer. I sincerely believe Romney won't drink beer because water is cheaper.

I don't trust any man who prefers water over beer. Sweet, delicious beer.
 
2012-09-05 07:01:06 PM  

The Bestest: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...STOP PLAYING "BORN IN THE USA" AT POLITICAL EVENTS!


THIS.
 
2012-09-05 07:01:09 PM  
Anyone else see the vote for the amendment to the platform to include 'God' and the recognition of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel? Villaraigosa called for a 2/3 majority three times, didn't get it once, and passed it anyway.

Clusterfark live.
 
2012-09-05 07:01:16 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Goddamn they're playing "Born in the USA" now. Idiots.


I'm pretty sure I heard a snippet of "We Take Care of Our Own" last night.
 
2012-09-05 07:01:19 PM  
LOL. God and Jews back on platform, "safety"concerns for Bank of America stadium and Bill defines "is". I love Democrats.
 
2012-09-05 07:01:31 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Truly, if your name is "Hickenlooper" it's your own damn fault for not changing it to "Smith" at the earliest possible opportunity.


Then his name would be John Jacob Smith Smith.
 
2012-09-05 07:01:34 PM  

quizzical: Krymson Tyde: Goddamn they're playing "Born in the USA" now. Idiots.

I prefer to think they're trolling birthers.


Hmmmmm, maybe.
 
2012-09-05 07:01:40 PM  
With as much time as i've been spending in these damn threads, I should actually be watching this, and should have watched the RNC. Sincerely, I know I should. I just became so...burned out and deeply disappointed by pretty much all of 2010, I just can't bring myself to watch politics on TV anymore.

/still FOLLOW politics, obvs
//just can't WATCH it on TV
 
2012-09-05 07:01:55 PM  

quizzical: I prefer to think they're trolling birthers.


Point taken. I hereby rescind my original whiny post.
 
2012-09-05 07:02:01 PM  

skinink: A helpful picture for Clint Eastwood, in case he doesn't remember what Bill Clinton looks like:
[www.tristarmedia.com image 400x613]


I would have went with this:
thenerderypublic.com

/if Bill's a rocking, don't come a knocking
//unless you are a chick
///and into MFFFF
 
2012-09-05 07:02:13 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Truly, if your name is "Hickenlooper" it's your own damn fault for not changing it to "Smith" at the earliest possible opportunity.


Hey, he's our Governor and we like him that way!
 
2012-09-05 07:02:17 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Is there any place to catch the Cleaver speech post-live? PBS takes its sweet time putting the show on.


Switch to C-Span. Won't back up in time, but the whole thing, live, with no crap.
 
2012-09-05 07:02:35 PM  
Nice headline. Wish subby could have worked in how God made the Dens add him back into the platform though.  
 
2012-09-05 07:02:38 PM  
What time does Bubba go on? I might watch that. I won't be home from work until about 6:30 PST.
 
2012-09-05 07:03:01 PM  
Romney-Ryan Budget != Conservative.

Romney-Ryan Budget = "wrong and radical"

Correct.
 
2012-09-05 07:03:30 PM  
I'm so bummed that C-Span doesn't roll in Hi Def. Everyone else thinks their analysis is more important than the actual convention.
 
2012-09-05 07:03:44 PM  
I'm just amused at the differences in the security between the two conventions. They showed pictures of the DNC and there were small roadblocks, the police walking around waving at people, everyone having a good time.

Here in Tampa it was a post apocalyptic dystopia with walls, detours, the national guard patrolling the streets, the coast guard patrolling the seas, major highways closed, people being stopped and being asked for their papers and what their business was, etc. Just what you'd expect I suppose.
 
2012-09-05 07:03:53 PM  
Popcorn time!
 
2012-09-05 07:04:07 PM  
We could save a lot of money if we just skipped all the political fanfare.

Most of know our vote means nothing at this point.
 
2012-09-05 07:04:16 PM  

I_C_Weener: Nice headline. Wish subby could have worked in how God made the Dens add him back into the platform though.


God was overruled by Obama.
 
2012-09-05 07:04:22 PM  

I_C_Weener: Nice headline. Wish subby could have worked in how God made the Dens add him back into the platform though.


That would have been cool. Maybe tomorrow night.
 
2012-09-05 07:04:39 PM  

quatchi: The Bestest: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...STOP PLAYING "BORN IN THE USA" AT POLITICAL EVENTS!

THIS.


Surfin' USA is much more appropriate.

/ Tell Mitt Romney we're surfin'...
 
2012-09-05 07:04:42 PM  

sgleason818: Gyrfalcon: Truly, if your name is "Hickenlooper" it's your own damn fault for not changing it to "Smith" at the earliest possible opportunity.

Hey, he's our Governor and we like him that way!


That's fine, but still he can't complain if people make fun of "Hickenlooper" because it's pretty funny.
 
2012-09-05 07:04:43 PM  
 
2012-09-05 07:04:53 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: What time does Bubba go on? I might watch that. I won't be home from work until about 6:30 PST.


Sometime between 10:00 and 10:30 eastern. You westerners can do your own math.
 
2012-09-05 07:04:54 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: What time does Bubba go on? I might watch that. I won't be home from work until about 6:30 PST.


I'm so ridiculously excited about Bubba's speech tonight, but he's probably going to be the last one. Or next to last.
 
2012-09-05 07:05:03 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: What time does Bubba go on? I might watch that. I won't be home from work until about 6:30 PST.


About 10:30 EDT, which would be 7:30 PDT. I'm presuming the PST is just a typo, and that you're actually on daylight savings time. Unless you're in Arizona, but isn't that MST?
 
2012-09-05 07:05:04 PM  
Damn, dude killed it talking about women's issues when he said three reasons to vote for Obama are your sister, your mother, and your daughter. Great line.
 
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