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(Huffington Post)   Welcome to Extreme Pizza, the best pizza in Dallas. Our special today is a slice of pizza and soft drink, $3.50 for Cowboys fans but $863.49 if you root for those jackbags from Washington   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 40
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2012-09-05 06:01:39 PM
That seems about right, although as a Pat's fan I think there needs to be higher markup for New Yorkers.
 
2012-09-05 06:24:17 PM
They should be tazed in the nads repeatedly until they bleed from their hair follicles for using apostrophes for plurals.
 
2012-09-05 06:33:15 PM
Extreme Pizza is extremely bad. That is all.
 
2012-09-05 07:56:03 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Extreme Pizza is extremely bad. That is all.


Wonder if it's the same chain that's here in San Diego. The Point Loma one is great.
 
2012-09-05 08:49:11 PM
Shocker, some assjack from Dallas can't work apostrophes.
 
2012-09-05 08:55:06 PM
That's probably the going rate to deliver decent pizza to dallas anyway
 
2012-09-05 09:04:34 PM
That's not price discrimination or anything (but I'm guessing there's a disclosure somewhere out-of-frame so never mind this is just a TMYK with no real point).

http://www.ftc.gov/bc/antitrust/price_discrimination.shtm

/nice grammar, too
//then again, maybe someone that dumb might try to price discriminate :-|
 
2012-09-05 09:12:20 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Extreme Pizza is extremely bad. That is all.


I've heard that before. Is it really that bad? Worse than "last iteration of Domino's"?

/haven't eaten it in ~20 yrs; no idea what it's like now
 
2012-09-05 09:32:54 PM
Awwwww, the Cowboys and Redskins have their own wittle rivalry. That's so cute.
 
2012-09-05 09:33:29 PM
I may be a Redskins fan, but at least I know how apostrophes work.
 
2012-09-05 09:37:19 PM

dj_bigbird: cannotsuggestaname: Extreme Pizza is extremely bad. That is all.

Wonder if it's the same chain that's here in San Diego. The Point Loma one is great.


This. Who doesn't love pizza with shredded roast pork with hoisin sauce, jalapenos and peanuts?
 
2012-09-05 10:00:41 PM
Who cares? The Danny already charges $865 for a slice of pizza at FedEx. This is almost a pretty good deal.
 
2012-09-05 10:05:13 PM
Silly subby, it's not a special for cowboys fans, it's a special for "cowboy's fans". You know, fans of cowboy. 

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/at least that's what the sign says
 
2012-09-05 11:12:07 PM

dj_bigbird: cannotsuggestaname: Extreme Pizza is extremely bad. That is all.

Wonder if it's the same chain that's here in San Diego. The Point Loma one is great.


I had some terrible pizza in San Diego. The only places I can recall with mediocre pizza were not in Point Loma.

If it's the place I'm thinking of I'd rather have eaten the Reader.
 
2012-09-05 11:21:17 PM
Balkanazation is only going to get more prevalent, more extreme, and more panty dropping hot,
 
2012-09-05 11:23:41 PM
i.huffpost.com

...

......

Oh, hell.

www.voidspace.org.uk
 
2012-09-05 11:52:17 PM
America's Pizza™
 
2012-09-05 11:59:48 PM

lacrossestar83: America's Pizza™


Americas Pizza
 
2012-09-06 12:18:56 AM
Sooo... I guess Eagles fans get regular price?
 
2012-09-06 12:23:31 AM
New Yorkers know better than to eat pizza in Texas.
 
2012-09-06 12:23:37 AM
I was going to make a comment about this being too stupid WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS OK I "GET" it.
 
2012-09-06 12:29:57 AM

foo monkey: New Yorkers know better than to eat pizza in Texas.


Would hate to shatter the illusion that dough and cheese and toppings is somehow better in the 5 boroughs because New York or something.
 
2012-09-06 12:59:10 AM
So as a dallas fan I got a kick out of it, but the fark collective says I should ignore the story because of a punctuation error. Does.Not.Compute.....


//sarah conner......
 
2012-09-06 01:04:21 AM

rag819: I may be a Redskins fan, but at least I know how apostrophes work.


As a Redskins fan, that's probably all you've got going for you this season.
 
2012-09-06 01:05:39 AM

degenerate-afro: Sooo... I guess Eagle's fans get regular price?


Fixed. And probably.

NFL nerds: is there any significance to the number $863.49, or was it just picked as a random big ass-number?
 
2012-09-06 01:22:12 AM

Shakes999: So as a dallas fan I got a kick out of it these replies


FTFY
 
2012-09-06 01:53:54 AM
That McRib screen shot at the bottom is awesome
 
2012-09-06 02:59:44 AM

kronicfeld: Shocker, some assjack from Dallas can't work apostrophes.


Apostrophes are a tool of the devil.

If you can work an apostrophe correctly in all instances, you are under demonic influence and we need to perform an exorcism immediately.

/ just cause you learned it in school, does not mean it is correct.
// im sorry, it's correct -- See, not evil.
 
2012-09-06 05:04:30 AM
Extreme Pizza is nowhere near being the best pizza in Dallas. That's absurd! Serious Pizza in Deep Ellum blows them out of the water by far. Also, learn2apostrophe!

/I approve of charging that price to Eagles fans.
//Go Cowboys!
 
2012-09-06 07:38:04 AM
It's farking Texas. You'd have to pay me to eat that crap they call pizza.
 
2012-09-06 08:22:37 AM

SwingAwayMarell: rag819: I may be a Redskins fan, but at least I know how apostrophes work.

As a Redskins fan, that's probably all you've got going for you this season.


Well played sir!

/golf clap begins......
 
2012-09-06 08:27:39 AM
Redskins fans do get a free job at TSA with theirs, so it evens out.
 
2012-09-06 09:29:26 AM

Olympic Trolling Judge: degenerate-afro: Sooo... I guess Eagle's fans get regular price?

Fixed. And probably.

NFL nerds: is there any significance to the number $863.49, or was it just picked as a random big ass-number?


$863.50 is a bit much for pizza and a drink, don't you think?
 
2012-09-06 10:47:18 AM

Mr Guy: Olympic Trolling Judge: degenerate-afro: Sooo... I guess Eagle's fans get regular price?

Fixed. And probably.

NFL nerds: is there any significance to the number $863.49, or was it just picked as a random big ass-number?

$863.50 is a bit much for pizza and a drink, don't you think?


Me personally, I draw the line at $800.85
 
2012-09-06 11:19:26 AM

kronicfeld: Shocker, some assjack from Dallas can't work apostrophes.


Says the guy who misused a comma.
 
2012-09-06 11:22:03 AM

HeartBurnKid: ...

......

Oh, hell.


That looks like a possessive to me... Fans belonging to Cowboy. I don't know who that gentleman is, though.
 
2012-09-06 11:52:56 AM

Olympic Trolling Judge: degenerate-afro: Sooo... I guess Eagle's fans get regular price?

Fixed. And probably.

NFL nerds: is there any significance to the number $863.49, or was it just picked as a random big ass-number?


Eagles' would be the proper fix not Eagle's. The when the word is already plural the apostrophe goes after the s.
 
2012-09-06 11:57:43 AM

degenerate-afro: Olympic Trolling Judge: degenerate-afro: Sooo... I guess Eagle's fans get regular price?

Fixed. And probably.

NFL nerds: is there any significance to the number $863.49, or was it just picked as a random big ass-number?

Eagles' would be the proper fix not Eagle's. The when the word is already plural the apostrophe goes after the s.


Nevermind, that joke went right over my head.
 
2012-09-06 03:28:23 PM
as a redskin fan living in texas this would upset me if this guy made bbq instead of "pizza"
 
2012-09-06 04:46:03 PM
I take it by some of these comments that all signs in New York are correct to the commenter's satisfaction?
 
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