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(Salon)   Glenn Beck suffers near-fatal vaginal sanding after American Airlines flight attendant didn't open his Coke can for him   (salon.com) divider line 214
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2012-09-05 08:18:28 PM
It was a male flight attendant. That's why it hurts so much.
 
2012-09-05 08:23:11 PM
If I was a flight attendant that can would definitely be open when I gave it to him. Hell, it would be open shortly after I went into the washroom with it.
 
2012-09-05 08:23:48 PM
I'll never understand why people enjoy listening to fat, pasty-faced college dropouts turn minor daily annoyances into a grand librul conspiracy to destroy America.

Beck said that even his wife, seated directly across the aisle, didn't notice anything unusual.

Well, I imagine she is not the most astute observer. She married Beck didn't she?
 
2012-09-05 08:27:22 PM
Great headline, subs.
 
2012-09-05 08:32:42 PM
poor farking baby.
 
2012-09-05 08:41:02 PM

bronyaur1: Great headline, subs.


Thank you.
 
2012-09-05 08:42:37 PM
Is this about American Airlines v. the kid with Down's again?
 
2012-09-05 08:44:26 PM
Glenn Beck boycotts American 
 
2012-09-05 08:47:00 PM
"These big,stodgy airlines that think they can treat people like garbage -they can't,"

Either he's never flown before, is offended by every perceived slight or his one remaing sponsor is [insert shiatty regional carrier]

For once it is b) and subby is right
 
2012-09-05 08:47:45 PM
Smash that farking can on his farking smarmy, lying mug.

/or throw him out of the plane
//whichever gets him to shut up the quickest
 
2012-09-05 08:49:29 PM
Flight attendant should have shook up the can before not opening it for him.
 
2012-09-05 08:52:57 PM
So, you spend years creating a public persona as a sniveling douchebag and then you get your panties in a bunch because people treat you like a sniveling douchebag

/and then you snivel about it
//douchebag
 
2012-09-05 08:53:21 PM

wxboy: Flight attendant should have shook up the can before not opening it for him.


I don't think it's carbonated

www.medicalwest.com
 
2012-09-05 08:55:08 PM
You guys are so mean, you're making him cry.

That stewardess also made him cry.
 
2012-09-05 08:56:30 PM
Typical conservative whiny persecuted biatch.
 
2012-09-05 08:59:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, you spend years creating a public persona as a sniveling douchebag and then you get your panties in a bunch because people treat you like a sniveling douchebag

/and then you snivel about it
//douchebag


Not just any sniveling douchebag. He's a sniveling douchebag who became fabulously wealthy by lying his farking pants off and screwing over the same 'common man' he pretended to be sticking up for.
 
2012-09-05 09:01:22 PM
He could have flipped the tab with his nail clippers.
Oh. Wait.
 
2012-09-05 09:01:34 PM
Wow I so don't care...

I wish his hemorrhoids would do us all a favor and throttle the whiny little biatch.
 
2012-09-05 09:04:16 PM
You laugh now, but I was at the super secret liberal meeting. We discussed things like screwing with Beck in a non-offensive, politically correct way, then had all vegan snacks. Tomorrow, Michael Moore and George Soros will hide his car keys. Our grand scheme will one day be manifest.
 
2012-09-05 09:07:20 PM

gameshowhost: Not just any sniveling douchebag. He's a sniveling douchebag who became fabulously wealthy by lying his farking pants off and screwing over the same 'common man' he pretended to be sticking up for.


i794.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-05 09:11:47 PM
blog.seattlepi.com
 
2012-09-05 09:18:03 PM
But it still had the complimentary pubic hair on it, right?

What a tool.
 
2012-09-05 09:27:30 PM
That's not discrimination. That's a targeted, personal affront against a single individual. And the flight attendant was absolutely willing to sacrifice his job because of it. So we should all admire this flight attendant's brass balls (as soon as he removes them from his boyfriend's mouth, so that we can see them).

/WTF Glenn? Not rich enough to fly private jets?
 
2012-09-05 09:49:07 PM
I can't stand Beck, but he has a point.

That asswaffle flight attendant is paid to SERVE the needs of the paying customers, not to demonstrate his personal opinions about someone's (no matter how f*cked up) beliefs are.

Suck it up, dickhead, and act professionally. After he de-planes, you can talk about what a short-dicked douchebag the guy is behind his back. You know, like we do.
 
2012-09-05 09:50:35 PM

Timmy the Tumor: I can't stand Beck, but he has a point.

That asswaffle flight attendant is paid to SERVE the needs of the paying customers, not to demonstrate his personal opinions about someone's (no matter how f*cked up) beliefs are.

Suck it up, dickhead, and act professionally. After he de-planes, you can talk about what a short-dicked douchebag the guy is behind his back. You know, like we do.


I don't believe Beck for one second that that flight attendant said that.
 
2012-09-05 09:53:16 PM

mrshowrules: If I was a flight attendant that can would definitely be open when I gave it to him. Hell, it would be open shortly after I went into the washroom with it.


Are you Chinese by any chance?
 
2012-09-05 09:54:31 PM
Face it, glenn beck is a giant walking, talking turd of a human being. American Airlines should give this flight attendant a promotion.
 
2012-09-05 09:54:38 PM
Free market blah blah.
 
2012-09-05 09:55:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, you spend years creating a public persona as a sniveling douchebag and then you get your panties in a bunch because people treat you like a sniveling douchebag

/and then you snivel about it
//douchebag


That was well put.
 
2012-09-05 09:56:37 PM
Wow, if that's the biggest complaint he can think of from an airline, he doesn't fly much.

/suck it up, greasemonkey
 
2012-09-05 09:57:27 PM
This has GOT to be his new, rebuilt troll persona. He's more of a private life troll now, right?
 
2012-09-05 09:59:20 PM
He's just pissed that Satan didn't give him wings, like he promised.
 
2012-09-05 09:59:52 PM
An AA flight attendant sort of rude? Can't say I am surprised and can't say I care because Beck is an idiot.
 
2012-09-05 09:59:59 PM
Sounds like the flight attendant was clearly biased against assholes.
 
2012-09-05 10:00:33 PM
What a freaking pussy.
 
2012-09-05 10:01:17 PM

tzzhc4: An AA flight attendant sort of rude? Can't say I am surprised and can't say I care because Beck is an idiot.


People in service professions are rude all the time. At least this time the flight attendant was rude to someone who clearly deserved it.
 
2012-09-05 10:02:13 PM
after re-reading the article, I think Beck got PREFERENTIAL treatment. All I ever get is 2 ounces of soda in a glass with 5 ounces of ice, he got a full 12 ounce can.

F*cker.
 
2012-09-05 10:02:36 PM
How much you want to bet that none of this never happened.This is just some fictional story he thought up as part of his daily rant.
 
2012-09-05 10:03:17 PM
He couldn't open it with gloves on and didn't want to leave his prints on the can.
 
2012-09-05 10:05:27 PM

bronyaur1: Great headline, subs.


Seconded... This is a funny enough one to send out on my next FW: FW: FW: FW: email and see if anyone gets it. 'Near fatal vaginal sanding', that's awesome!
 
2012-09-05 10:05:44 PM
If it was a legitimate display of uncivility,Beck had several ways to shut that down.
 
2012-09-05 10:06:06 PM
I bet he asked Beck about that girl that died ...
 
2012-09-05 10:06:56 PM
"These big, stodgy airlines that think they can treat people like garbage - they can't,"

But you see, they weren't treating people like garbage. They were treating you like garbage.
 
2012-09-05 10:07:36 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if the flight attendant actually had no idea who Beck was but was just reacting to Beck's attitude on that flight?
 
2012-09-05 10:10:03 PM
Any tension between Beck and the flight attendant apparently went unnoticed by other passengers. Beck said that even his wife, seated directly across the aisle, didn't notice anything unusual.

(Really needs to be highlighted)

In other words, you're being about as factual as Romney/Ryan. Quit making shiat up just because you can't work Hitler into today's rant. Point out how nice of a day it is, or how much fun you had on your last vacation. Anything that's true, don't just make shiat up to put it on the farking radio, you jackass...
 
2012-09-05 10:11:12 PM
He could have opened the can with his labia.
 
2012-09-05 10:11:25 PM

Timmy the Tumor: I can't stand Beck, but he has a point.

That asswaffle flight attendant is paid to SERVE the needs of the paying customers, not to demonstrate his personal opinions about someone's (no matter how f*cked up) beliefs are.

Suck it up, dickhead, and act professionally. After he de-planes, you can talk about what a short-dicked douchebag the guy is behind his back. You know, like we do.


That is if Beck's story is true, could also be Beck not getting the "attention he paid for". To quote the article Beck's wife was across the aisle from him and didn't notice anything wrong with the service.
 
2012-09-05 10:11:54 PM
So it was all honestly about his coke not being opened? Holy shiat that's just lulzy diva like behavior.
 
2012-09-05 10:12:34 PM
Either he was flying coach, and therefore was poor, and thus is not worth listening to, or he was flying first class, and is therefore out of touch with americans, thus making him liberal, which means he was drinking a latte at the time.
 
2012-09-05 10:14:08 PM

Timmy the Tumor: after re-reading the article, I think Beck got PREFERENTIAL treatment. All I ever get is 2 ounces of soda in a glass with 5 ounces of ice, he got a full 12 ounce can.

F*cker.


Never flown first class then?
 
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