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(Dumbass Daily)   Naked man, woman arrested for re-enacting famous scene from Grease where hot dog jumps into the bun   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 51
    More: Spiffy, hot dog stand, Grease, Traverse City, hot dogs  
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2012-09-05 12:50:09 PM  
It's e-lec-tra-fy-in. . . .
 
2012-09-05 12:50:16 PM  
Keep talking, whoa, keep talking
 
2012-09-05 12:51:10 PM  
Ok. That's funny I guess.

In other news, the 7 Monks Brewhouse in Traverse City is awesome! Classy joint, 40 something beers on tap, and good food to boot. I had a glass of Founder's Frangelic Mountain Brown. It was amazing.

/end csb
//Wish I could find more of that beer down here in Southern Indiana
 
2012-09-05 12:51:15 PM  
beauty school drop out.....



amidoinitrite?
 
2012-09-05 12:54:16 PM  
Arrested for Gross Indecency...

Hmmm. I would challenge this on the grounds of no pictures... but I'm kinda scared they're right...
 
2012-09-05 12:54:39 PM  
Tell me more, tell me more
 
2012-09-05 12:55:40 PM  

Treygreen13: Tell me more, tell me more


Did she put up a fight??
 
2012-09-05 12:57:13 PM  
Hey! What we were doing is perfectly natural! Uh, what THEY were doing, I mean... Nobody saw this post, okay?
 
2012-09-05 12:57:23 PM  
Time for the Meatstick!
 
2012-09-05 12:59:06 PM  

T.M.S.


Time for the Meatstick!


Is that what T.M.S. means?
 
2012-09-05 12:59:49 PM  
Frank-N-Furter, it's all over.

Your mission is a failure.

Your lifestyle's too extreme.
 
2012-09-05 01:00:29 PM  
meh...
 
2012-09-05 01:01:31 PM  
Traverse City? Rather surprised it wasn't here!
cedarmichigan.biz
/can't beat Pleva's meat
 
2012-09-05 01:01:33 PM  
19 banging 22? Good job, man. You have an interesting future ahead of you.
 
2012-09-05 01:02:04 PM  
That's nothing, one time.....no that wasn't me. Ok I got this, I got caught with.......wait that was a movie.

I lead a sad, boring life.
Vicarious voyeurism.
 
2012-09-05 01:03:32 PM  

probesport: Frank-N-Furter, it's all over.

Your mission is a failure.

Your lifestyle's too extreme.


media.tumblr.com

... wrong 1970's musical
 
2012-09-05 01:03:49 PM  
It turned colder - that's where it ends


/shrinkage
 
2012-09-05 01:05:45 PM  
She's a real pussy-wagon?
 
2012-09-05 01:06:19 PM  

TheWhoppah: probesport: Frank-N-Furter, it's all over.

Your mission is a failure.

Your lifestyle's too extreme.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x307]

... wrong 1970's musical


Hedwig?
 
2012-09-05 01:08:54 PM  
Doing it doggy style.
 
2012-09-05 01:14:53 PM  
Elvis! Elvis! Let me be! Keep that pelvis far from me!

/Likes "Grease"
 
2012-09-05 01:15:55 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: T.M.S.

Time for the Meatstick!


Is that what T.M.S. means?


It does now.
 
2012-09-05 01:16:22 PM  
I'm more interested to see there's something called "Dumbass Daily." Why have I not heard of them before?
 
2012-09-05 01:17:43 PM  

TheWhoppah: probesport: Frank-N-Furter, it's all over.

Your mission is a failure.

Your lifestyle's too extreme.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x307]

... wrong 1970's musical


You're a...

HOT DOG

...but you'd better not try to hurt her!
 
2012-09-05 01:21:22 PM  
We go together, like hot dog stands and public se-ex!
Chang-chang, changitty chang-che-bob!
 
2012-09-05 01:26:20 PM  

MBooda: TheWhoppah: probesport: Frank-N-Furter, it's all over.

Your mission is a failure.

Your lifestyle's too extreme.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x307]

... wrong 1970's musical

You're a...

HOT DOG

...but you'd better not try to hurt her!



But a much better one, IMHO.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-05 01:30:48 PM  
Spent an elongated Labor Day holiday in Manistee. The weather was so fine up that way that these two should be given a pass. It was almost all I could do to keep my clothes on.
 
2012-09-05 01:41:49 PM  
Watching Butterbeans & Susie, ''I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll''
 
2012-09-05 01:54:04 PM  
Traverse City?
11th Street Academy needs to be reopened.
 
2012-09-05 02:07:04 PM  
Did he request chili on his dog?
 
2012-09-05 02:13:49 PM  
Maybe it should be renamed Perverse City
 
2012-09-05 02:24:26 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Did he request chili on his dog?


No but she got hot mustard on her bun(s).
 
2012-09-05 02:40:59 PM  
FTFA: Talk about doggie-style! A 22-year-old woman and 19-year-old man were caught by Traverse City, Michigan police at 2:30 am in the parking lot behind the House of Doggs Restaurant naked and having sex. And, apparently, they didn't stop once cops got there.

Your point?
 
2012-09-05 02:41:53 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Did he request chili on his dog?


You sick bastard.
 
2012-09-05 03:09:19 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Did he request chili on his dog?


api.ning.com
 
2012-09-05 03:30:31 PM  
Why would a hot dog restaurant be open at 2:30am?
Nurse I need a Polish with sauerkraut! Stat!
 
2012-09-05 03:39:13 PM  
If you're 2 seconds away from orgasm and the police tells you to stop, would you?
 
2012-09-05 03:45:19 PM  

GreenSun: If you're 2 seconds away from orgasm and the police tells you to stop, would you?


Two seconds sounds like just enough time to turn around and ruin the police officer's day. He'll probably beat the crap out of you and charge you with assault, but it might just be worth it.
 
2012-09-05 03:45:25 PM  
Ah, downtown Traverse City, the festering cesspool. The puking and fighting at the bars one one side of the street and now this on the other. Downtown has become a shiathole.
 
2012-09-05 03:48:20 PM  

GreenSun: If you're 2 seconds away from orgasm and the police tells you to stop, would you?


COULD you stop? Would having a gun aimed at your head be a boner-killer or not?
 
2012-09-05 03:57:13 PM  
Some run of the mill hot dog shop is open at 2:30 in the morning with heavy traffic too?

The streets roll up by 1 around me.
 
2012-09-05 03:59:06 PM  
The action starts at 3:50.

Link
 
2012-09-05 04:17:23 PM  

boyvoyeur: Some run of the mill hot dog shop is open at 2:30 in the morning with heavy traffic too?


Welcome to Michigan.

/you oughta see it in January
 
2012-09-05 04:41:19 PM  

Strobeguy: Why would a hot dog restaurant be open at 2:30am?
Nurse I need a Polish with sauerkraut! Stat!


I should imagine it's for the after-bar crowd. Back when a lot of Home Depots were open 24 hours, the one on North Avenue in Chicago saw a lot of folks walking out of Exit (a bar across the street, not an egress) and coming into Home Depot as far as the vestibule to buy hot dogs and sausages from the gal with the hot dog & sausage concession. Duck's and Weiner's Circle cater to the after-bar crowd as well.
 
2012-09-05 04:58:57 PM  

boyvoyeur: Some run of the mill hot dog shop is open at 2:30 in the morning with heavy traffic too?

The streets roll up by 1 around me.


I think Pink's is open 24/7.
 
2012-09-05 05:43:32 PM  
First of all, it's Michigan. Coney Island places are open that late to service the after bar crowd on a regular basis. Plus, they are all fat farks and just plain love hot dogs and chili fries.

Secondly, if you're going to have public sex, don't get naked. That's just dumb. You need to foster some level of plausable deniability. In the last year I was cheating on my wife with this bird that loved to get shagged in public and we've done it on top of cars, park benches, stairs, you name it, often in quite a full view of other people. The key here is: loose pants with easy zippers and skirts.

People tend to either ignore you or be more amused than offended when they can't 100% confirm what you're doing.
 
2012-09-05 05:48:04 PM  
I bet the girl's name was Maracino...like a cherry.....
 
2012-09-05 06:48:11 PM  
I really wish there were mug shots to go with this story.
 
2012-09-05 09:54:54 PM  

ZombiesYall: I really wish there were mug shots to go with this story.


No. No, you do not.
 
2012-09-05 10:08:03 PM  
The funny part is where they didn't stop when the cops got there.
 
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