Vodka Zombie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.I think it's called Rasta, and you might look into it.
fisker: whidbey: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?Not following you:Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?I'm saying that users are losers and losers are users.
dr_blasto: rudemix: dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.It is a start. The law can't realistically define betwixt crappy ditchweed and quality Kind.
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