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2012-09-05 10:57:36 AM
It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.
 
2012-09-05 11:01:01 AM

Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.


I think it's called Rasta, and you might look into it.
 
2012-09-05 11:01:20 AM

Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.


I believe that would be the Rastas

/mon
 
2012-09-05 11:02:13 AM
*shaking tiny fist*
 
2012-09-05 11:03:27 AM
and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.
 
2012-09-05 11:03:29 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *shaking tiny fist*


It's cool.

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2012-09-05 11:07:20 AM
I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.
 
2012-09-05 11:17:24 AM
That Jesus, always trying to keep people from getting stoned.
 
2012-09-05 11:21:18 AM
The cops should confiscate the church and everything in it.

ZERO TOLERANCE
 
2012-09-05 12:10:27 PM

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.
 
2012-09-05 12:35:43 PM

rudemix: dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.

The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.


It is a start. The law can't realistically define betwixt crappy ditchweed and quality Kind.
 
2012-09-05 12:36:17 PM

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.



Don't overthrow the government, overgrow it.

/Marc Emery
 
2012-09-05 01:49:06 PM

dr_blasto: rudemix: dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.

The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.

It is a start. The law can't realistically define betwixt crappy ditchweed and quality Kind.


Good point.
 
2012-09-05 02:35:51 PM

Sorry, I am a Christian


We're sorry about that, too.
 
2012-09-05 02:37:55 PM
There's a long traditions of Christianity and booze. Why not weed, really?
 
2012-09-05 02:40:33 PM

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


Wouldn't work. The stoners would get bored after an hour or two, or as soon as they saw a Taco Bell.
 
2012-09-05 02:41:22 PM
Smoke all the green things of the earth.
 
2012-09-05 02:42:05 PM
"Authorities found a small path that led from the plants to the backyard of a nearby home. "

Dumb ass! Never take a direct route from you house to your grow op.
 
2012-09-05 02:43:08 PM
"This is my fattie. Don't Bogart it."
 
2012-09-05 02:43:21 PM
Everyone knows Jesus did weed. He hung around with 12 guys with no visible means of support... someone was selling gram bags.
 
2012-09-05 02:43:49 PM

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


unless you go out culling the males you're going to wind up with a lot of hemp on your hands.
 
2012-09-05 02:44:02 PM
God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.
 
2012-09-05 02:45:16 PM
God wants us to enjoy the herb. All it requires is seed, water, nutrients, and light. There is no religious or moral reason for it's illegality. It is illegal for racist and industrial reasons.
 
2012-09-05 02:46:47 PM
That sounds like the least-exciting high ever.
 
2012-09-05 02:47:50 PM
loldrugs.com

i106.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-05 02:49:22 PM
images.tribe.net

"Go forth and be mellow, my child..."
 
2012-09-05 02:49:29 PM

dr_blasto: rudemix: dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.

The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.

It is a start. The law can't realistically define betwixt crappy ditchweed and quality Kind.


It wouldn't help. There was a time when weed DID grow in every ditch, field and highway median. The government started a campaign to systematically, and successfully, eradicate it.
 
2012-09-05 02:53:18 PM
Oddly enough. I doubt any church would want its congregation to consist of pot smokers. They'd get distracted and go to a restaurant instead of church
 
2012-09-05 02:53:49 PM
Yeah. When I was a kid working a summer job, my friend and I found a pot plant growing next to the 3rd Armored Division headquarters building in Frankfurt. That was kinda cool.
 
2012-09-05 03:02:57 PM

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


A friend and I did this when we were in high school.

Ooops, already said too much.
 
2012-09-05 03:04:47 PM

MrEricSir: There's a long traditions of Christianity and booze. Why not weed, really?


that's what the muslims liked.
 
2012-09-05 03:05:50 PM
My dad grew weed in his backyard in San Francisco back in the late 80s, early 90s. His wife made him quit when he got married and they moved to a bigger, fancier place. I remember it was never very good because the weather in his neighborhood was terrible year round. Pretty sure he started doing it as a lark and only kept it up for conversation.

I miss that old nut.
 
2012-09-05 03:07:40 PM
He should say 10 hail mary janes.
 
2012-09-05 03:20:48 PM

stonicus: God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.


If god didn't like it, he would do something about it.
 
2012-09-05 03:21:58 PM

mr_bunny: and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.


I almost did that. Was crossed off during voyeur dare, tho.
 
2012-09-05 03:24:32 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-05 03:24:57 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: stonicus: God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.

If god didn't like it, he would do something about it.

Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God."

 
2012-09-05 03:26:59 PM

stonicus: Inflatable Rhetoric: stonicus: God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.

If god didn't like it, he would do something about it.

Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God."


That's what I said. If god didn't like it, he would do something, not just talk.
 
BHK
2012-09-05 03:33:27 PM
Sorry, but the enforcers for the state care nothing about your Christianity or any other beliefs or morals or viewpoints. They serve to enforce the will of the political class and will throw your (well beaten) ass into jail for violating any political edict. Unless, of course, you are well connected to the political class, in which case you probably can make the arrest go away.

These aren't "laws of the land", they are edicts handed out by our rulers and cheered on by the sheep (who cower in terror at the idea of their shepherds being subverted.) Follow Jesus' advice and don't fight evil with violence. If "following the law" means doing violence to your fellow citizen who has done nothing to harm another, then you are a poor follower of Jesus.
 
2012-09-05 03:34:25 PM

pute kisses like a man: MrEricSir: There's a long traditions of Christianity and booze. Why not weed, really?

that's what the muslims liked.


At least until the Black Plague that came with the Mongols, then the only ones left were extremists.

/I say let them grow poppy seeds
//They've been doing it in Afghanistan for years, why deny them their trade?
 
2012-09-05 03:35:53 PM
Thought it was a myrrh tree
 
2012-09-05 03:37:41 PM

FrancoFile: Girion47: unless you go out culling the males you're going to wind up with a lot of hemp on your hands


That's not really important. Not expecting a "crop" as much as just proliferation.

StrangeQ It wouldn't help. There was a time when weed DID grow in every ditch, field and highway median. The government started a campaign to systematically, and successfully, eradicate it.

What would be really interesting would be a Round-Up resistant cultivar. Dump that crap all over the farmland areas. Watch the government fight with the farmers when they want to dump their herbicides all over.

Wouldn't work. The stoners would get bored after an hour or two, or as soon as they saw a Taco Bell.

All we have to do is count on their willingness to litter.
 
2012-09-05 03:39:18 PM
Finally, a Christian does something that does not bring about the wrath of Fark atheists. Get this guy a seat at the 700 Club.
 
2012-09-05 03:45:45 PM

cwolf20: Oddly enough. I doubt any church would want its congregation to consist of pot smokers. They'd get distracted and go to a restaurant instead of church


I shall open a church for smokers of the holy weed.
We shall meet at Denny's at 3AM. And partake of the holy sacrament in the parking lot and follow with a disussion over Moons over MyHammys about why the waitress is taking so long with our order.
It's a ritual man, so might as well build a religeon around it.
 
2012-09-05 03:46:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *shaking tiny fist*


Hey, dude, chill, have a smoke.
 
2012-09-05 03:47:15 PM
If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.
 
2012-09-05 04:26:40 PM

Miss Stein: If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.


You're going to Hell for that pun.
 
2012-09-05 04:31:23 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: mr_bunny: and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.

I almost did that. Was crossed off during voyeur dare, tho.


I don't know if that's an auto-correct mistake or what, but I laughed and laughed...

/Or, maybe juries in your area have to go through a very different process!
 
2012-09-05 04:41:07 PM

RobSeace: Inflatable Rhetoric: mr_bunny: and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.

I almost did that. Was crossed off during voyeur dare, tho.

I don't know if that's an auto-correct mistake or what, but I laughed and laughed...

/Or, maybe juries in your area have to go through a very different process!


Actually, I made that up. It's my best work today so far.
 
2012-09-05 04:41:51 PM
What, was he thinking the conversation with the police would go like this?

"Oh, you're a CHRISTIAN!? My bad. Go about your business. Smoke one for the lord."

/fail
 
2012-09-05 04:52:36 PM

Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.


Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one
 
2012-09-05 04:53:56 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one


What would be "Hey padre, don't bogart that joint" in Latin?
 
2012-09-05 04:55:41 PM
Well, considering how many pot dealers are named Jesus, he really didn't have to go to those lengths.
 
2012-09-05 05:02:09 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one

What would be "Hey padre, don't bogart that joint" in Latin?


Sorry, I was raised Methodist no Latin, but hey you could go out and do anything during the week as long as you came and tithed on Sunday :)
 
2012-09-05 05:03:02 PM

Sybarite: That Jesus, always trying to keep people from getting stoned.


I see what you did there, very clever!
 
2012-09-05 05:05:38 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one

What would be "Hey padre, don't bogart that joint" in Latin?

Sorry, I was raised Methodist no Latin, but hey you could go out and do anything during the week as long as you came and tithed on Sunday :)


I was Episcopal and we used the Catholic ceremony except for Mass and confession. Although I think our reverend would have been okay with an occasional toke.
 
2012-09-05 05:07:28 PM
Why are people still so retarded about marijuana?
 
2012-09-05 05:09:54 PM

BHK: Sorry, but the enforcers for the state care nothing about your Christianity or any other beliefs or morals or viewpoints. They serve to enforce the will of the political class and will throw your (well beaten) ass into jail for violating any political edict. Unless, of course, you are well connected to the political class, in which case you probably can make the arrest go away.

These aren't "laws of the land", they are edicts handed out by our rulers and cheered on by the sheep (who cower in terror at the idea of their shepherds being subverted.) Follow Jesus' advice and don't fight evil with violence. If "following the law" means doing violence to your fellow citizen who has done nothing to harm another, then you are a poor follower of Jesus.


Very well said!
 
2012-09-05 05:11:46 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one

What would be "Hey padre, don't bogart that joint" in Latin?


"Pater, ne esse contentio cum illa iuncturam"?
 
2012-09-05 05:13:01 PM
Jesus took one gram and stoned the masses. He then took one Cheeto and satisfied all their munchies.

/Cheech 4:20
 
2012-09-05 05:18:43 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one

What would be "Hey padre, don't bogart that joint" in Latin?

Sorry, I was raised Methodist no Latin, but hey you could go out and do anything during the week as long as you came and tithed on Sunday :)

I was Episcopal and we used the Catholic ceremony except for Mass and confession. Although I think our reverend would have been okay with an occasional toke.


Well Genesis 1:29, only thing that makes sense in that book until it gets to Jesus walking out of the telephone booth and saying "Be excellent to one another" :)
 
2012-09-05 05:28:32 PM
Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?
 
2012-09-05 05:30:46 PM

fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?


Not following you:

Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?
 
2012-09-05 05:32:19 PM

fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?


I don't think that would be a problem.
 
2012-09-05 05:32:23 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one

What would be "Hey padre, don't bogart that joint" in Latin?


Greatest bumper sticker of all time..."Steve Garvey, He's my Padre". After Garvey got traded from the Dodgers to the Padres then faced a paternity suit.
 
2012-09-05 05:36:25 PM

whidbey: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

Not following you:

Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?


I'm saying that users are losers and losers are users.
 
2012-09-05 05:37:41 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

I don't think that would be a problem.


I know you don't, 'scrow.

I know you don't.
 
2012-09-05 05:39:03 PM

fisker: whidbey: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

Not following you:

Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?

I'm saying that users are losers and losers are users.


i.usatoday.net
 
2012-09-05 05:39:54 PM

fisker: whidbey: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

Not following you:

Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?

I'm saying that users are losers and losers are users.


That's nice. Any more pearls of wisdom since we've got you on the line?
 
2012-09-05 05:43:18 PM

fisker: whidbey: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

Not following you:

Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?

I'm saying that users are losers and losers are users.


awww what a cute troll.
 
2012-09-05 05:43:23 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: fisker: whidbey: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

Not following you:

Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?

I'm saying that users are losers and losers are users.

[i.usatoday.net image 490x360]


cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2012-09-05 05:47:51 PM

fisker: [i.usatoday.net image 490x360]


Post something else really dumb. You're on a roll.
 
2012-09-05 05:49:55 PM

RobSeace: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

Halleluiah, and pass the pipe :)
/Done in one

What would be "Hey padre, don't bogart that joint" in Latin?

"Pater, ne esse contentio cum illa iuncturam"?


Amen.
 
2012-09-05 05:50:30 PM

whidbey: fisker: [i.usatoday.net image 490x360]

Post something else really dumb. You're on a roll.


Do you want to talk about it?

Wait, maybe you can help me.
 
2012-09-05 05:51:27 PM

fisker: whidbey: fisker: [i.usatoday.net image 490x360]

Post something else really dumb. You're on a roll.

Do you want to talk about it?

Wait, maybe you can help me.


Actually you're on your own.

I would suggest, however, you first drop the bit about people who smoke marijuana being "losers."

All it does is invite ridicule.
 
2012-09-05 05:53:07 PM

fisker: Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

I don't think that would be a problem.

I know you don't, 'scrow.

I know you don't.


I wish I knew stuff, like you know stuff.
How did you acquire this knowledge?
 
2012-09-05 05:58:03 PM
When I hear that someone is a Christian, I grab my wallet and hide it more so than if they were not a Christian.
 
2012-09-05 05:59:45 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

I don't think that would be a problem.

I know you don't, 'scrow.

I know you don't.

I wish I knew stuff, like you know stuff.
How did you acquire this knowledge?


Because I am a lawyer.
 
2012-09-05 06:00:51 PM

holybull99: When I hear that someone is a Christian, I grab my wallet and hide it more so than if they were not a Christian.


They are also losers.
 
2012-09-05 06:01:06 PM

holybull99: When I hear that someone is a Christian, I grab my wallet and hide it more so than if they were not a Christian.


Wm. S. Burroughs advised when entering into a business agreement with a Christian "Get it in writing."
 
2012-09-05 06:01:50 PM

fisker: holybull99: When I hear that someone is a Christian, I grab my wallet and hide it more so than if they were not a Christian.

They are also losers.


Whereas you are a paragon of human virtue.

Maybe you should sign up to have your DNA shot into the cosmos.
 
2012-09-05 06:03:35 PM

whidbey: fisker: whidbey: fisker: [i.usatoday.net image 490x360]

Post something else really dumb. You're on a roll.

Do you want to talk about it?

Wait, maybe you can help me.

Actually you're on your own.

I would suggest, however, you first drop the bit about people who smoke marijuana being "losers."

All it does is invite ridicule.


Noted.
 
2012-09-05 06:05:17 PM

whidbey: fisker: holybull99: When I hear that someone is a Christian, I grab my wallet and hide it more so than if they were not a Christian.

They are also losers.

Whereas you are a paragon of human virtue.

Maybe you should sign up to have your DNA shot into the cosmos.


Is this a mom joke?
 
2012-09-05 06:06:55 PM

Gyrfalcon: Miss Stein: If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.

You're going to Hell for that pun.


Puns are my weakness; sorry about that.

I appreciate your bluntness.
 
2012-09-05 06:07:13 PM

fisker: whidbey: fisker: holybull99: When I hear that someone is a Christian, I grab my wallet and hide it more so than if they were not a Christian.

They are also losers.

Whereas you are a paragon of human virtue.

Maybe you should sign up to have your DNA shot into the cosmos.

Is this a mom joke?


I wasn't aware it was a joke at all.
 
2012-09-05 06:08:41 PM

fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?


Maybe if they legalized it, those goddam Nickelodeon cartoons might actually be funny, or any modern cartoon at that.
 
2012-09-05 06:09:59 PM

fisker: Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

I don't think that would be a problem.

I know you don't, 'scrow.

I know you don't.

I wish I knew stuff, like you know stuff.
How did you acquire this knowledge?

Because I am a lawyer.


Wow. Do all lawyers know about the effects of marijuana?
 
2012-09-05 06:11:30 PM

whidbey: fisker: whidbey: fisker: holybull99: When I hear that someone is a Christian, I grab my wallet and hide it more so than if they were not a Christian.

They are also losers.

Whereas you are a paragon of human virtue.

Maybe you should sign up to have your DNA shot into the cosmos.

Is this a mom joke?

I wasn't aware it was a joke at all.


Because you're not joking.

You are like some kind of a marijuana warrior.
 
2012-09-05 06:14:59 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Inflatable Rhetoric: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

I don't think that would be a problem.

I know you don't, 'scrow.

I know you don't.

I wish I knew stuff, like you know stuff.
How did you acquire this knowledge?

Because I am a lawyer.

Wow. Do all lawyers know about the effects of marijuana?


Yes. The effects make you a winner.
 
2012-09-05 06:20:40 PM

fisker: You are like some kind of a marijuana warrior.


Whatever you think I am, it isn't going to distract me from the wrongheaded notions you apparently believe about marijuana users.

It really is time to stop trolling the thread and own up to your shortcomings. Just a tip.
 
2012-09-05 06:33:39 PM

mr_bunny: and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.


But it gives the cops so much pleasure to bust kids for pot...why...why...it's better than sex for them.
They love doing it more than their radar traps.
 
2012-09-05 06:38:54 PM

Miss Stein: Gyrfalcon: Miss Stein: If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.

You're going to Hell for that pun.

Puns are my weakness; sorry about that.

I appreciate your bluntness.


You need to 'shop that onto that "inspirational poster" showing the junkie shooting up into Jesus's arm. It was the first thing I thought of.
 
2012-09-05 06:56:06 PM

Gyrfalcon: Miss Stein: Gyrfalcon: Miss Stein: If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.

You're going to Hell for that pun.

Puns are my weakness; sorry about that.

I appreciate your bluntness.

You need to 'shop that onto that "inspirational poster" showing the junkie shooting up into Jesus's arm. It was the first thing I thought of.


loldrugs.com
 
2012-09-05 07:12:27 PM

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


keep spreading the word, keep sowing the seed. in 5 years the amber waves of grain will take on a different hue, from sea to shining see.
 
2012-09-05 09:01:32 PM
The thing is this, if you let everyone smoke weed in church, they'll soon come to the realization that their organization is no longer relevant and so they just might stop going altogether.

Sure, they might get some stragglers that make an attempt to reform the church in order to bring it more line with reality and modern day society, but the higher ups proooooobably won't be having any of that anytime soon. Yeah.
 
2012-09-05 09:41:47 PM

MrEricSir: There's a long traditions of Christianity and booze. Why not weed, really?


Since when does logic and reason matter to religious people?
 
2012-09-05 09:45:49 PM
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...is a hard-liner.
 
2012-09-05 10:49:28 PM
To the anti-marijuana christians - you know what else started out as a "fringe" group, whose followers were locked up and suffered through the worst of the legal system for simply partaking in their path and ritual of choice?

//please consider that before justifying your hatred of a plant that was demonized for a mixture of a publishing magnate's gain (william randolph hearst) and racism. The harms of the bullets flying because it's illegal, and ruining potential careers from the criminal record, vastly outweigh the dangers of the plant to our society.
 
2012-09-05 11:44:25 PM

whidbey: fisker: You are like some kind of a marijuana warrior.

Whatever you think I am, it isn't going to distract me from the wrongheaded notions you apparently believe about marijuana users.

It really is time to stop trolling the thread and own up to your shortcomings. Just a tip.


Jesus.

No. You.

You weren't able to follow what I was saying when I made my Weeners. You still don't, wont, or can't.

I am almost 100% sure that you think that because I quoted a song from an anti-drug commercial from the past you assume that I have wrongheaded notions about marijuana users.

Or, I may actually be concerned with the long-term effects of large portions of a society using the drug. As opposed to those who do not use the drug and the widening gap that would eventually become increasing noticeable between the two.

And I wasn't asking you. I was asking if anyone may be able to realize that or if it may become an actual issue if one side no longer wanted to put up with the other.

But your right. It was my shortcomings and something about mass murders and losers and stuff. Those I say that I can't distract you from.
 
2012-09-05 11:46:14 PM

Vodka Zombie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

I think it's called Rasta, and you might look into it.


I am currently associatin w Rasta, duuuuuude, you learn SO much about the universe
 
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