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2012-09-05 10:57:36 AM  
It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.
 
2012-09-05 11:01:01 AM  

Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.


I think it's called Rasta, and you might look into it.
 
2012-09-05 11:01:20 AM  

Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.


I believe that would be the Rastas

/mon
 
2012-09-05 11:02:13 AM  
*shaking tiny fist*
 
2012-09-05 11:03:27 AM  
and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.
 
2012-09-05 11:03:29 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *shaking tiny fist*


It's cool.

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2012-09-05 11:07:20 AM  
I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.
 
2012-09-05 11:17:24 AM  
That Jesus, always trying to keep people from getting stoned.
 
2012-09-05 11:21:18 AM  
The cops should confiscate the church and everything in it.

ZERO TOLERANCE
 
2012-09-05 12:10:27 PM  

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.
 
2012-09-05 12:35:43 PM  

rudemix: dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.

The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.


It is a start. The law can't realistically define betwixt crappy ditchweed and quality Kind.
 
2012-09-05 12:36:17 PM  

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.



Don't overthrow the government, overgrow it.

/Marc Emery
 
2012-09-05 01:49:06 PM  

dr_blasto: rudemix: dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.

The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.

It is a start. The law can't realistically define betwixt crappy ditchweed and quality Kind.


Good point.
 
2012-09-05 02:35:51 PM  

Sorry, I am a Christian


We're sorry about that, too.
 
2012-09-05 02:37:55 PM  
There's a long traditions of Christianity and booze. Why not weed, really?
 
2012-09-05 02:40:33 PM  

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


Wouldn't work. The stoners would get bored after an hour or two, or as soon as they saw a Taco Bell.
 
2012-09-05 02:41:22 PM  
Smoke all the green things of the earth.
 
2012-09-05 02:42:05 PM  
"Authorities found a small path that led from the plants to the backyard of a nearby home. "

Dumb ass! Never take a direct route from you house to your grow op.
 
2012-09-05 02:43:08 PM  
"This is my fattie. Don't Bogart it."
 
2012-09-05 02:43:21 PM  
Everyone knows Jesus did weed. He hung around with 12 guys with no visible means of support... someone was selling gram bags.
 
2012-09-05 02:43:49 PM  

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


unless you go out culling the males you're going to wind up with a lot of hemp on your hands.
 
2012-09-05 02:44:02 PM  
God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.
 
2012-09-05 02:45:16 PM  
God wants us to enjoy the herb. All it requires is seed, water, nutrients, and light. There is no religious or moral reason for it's illegality. It is illegal for racist and industrial reasons.
 
2012-09-05 02:46:47 PM  
That sounds like the least-exciting high ever.
 
2012-09-05 02:47:50 PM  
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2012-09-05 02:49:22 PM  
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"Go forth and be mellow, my child..."
 
2012-09-05 02:49:29 PM  

dr_blasto: rudemix: dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.

The only people with access to seeds are the dirty stoner types. I would cultivate a seed if I found it amongst the stash but it would be at my house, well tended, and because it was good stuff. Throwing ditch weed seeds in ditches around the nation might make for laxer hemp laws because that shiat is better used for making sandals than smoking.

It is a start. The law can't realistically define betwixt crappy ditchweed and quality Kind.


It wouldn't help. There was a time when weed DID grow in every ditch, field and highway median. The government started a campaign to systematically, and successfully, eradicate it.
 
2012-09-05 02:53:18 PM  
Oddly enough. I doubt any church would want its congregation to consist of pot smokers. They'd get distracted and go to a restaurant instead of church
 
2012-09-05 02:53:49 PM  
Yeah. When I was a kid working a summer job, my friend and I found a pot plant growing next to the 3rd Armored Division headquarters building in Frankfurt. That was kinda cool.
 
2012-09-05 03:02:57 PM  

dr_blasto: I've recently thought that it would make it easier to legalize if we had some sort of Johnny Appleseed-like campaign where all the dirty stoners collected all the seeds they could and made a point to sow those seeds in every public place in every state. Drop them in every roadside, public park, church lot, every government building, fence line, wherever. Get it growing everywhere from thousands and thousands of seed.


A friend and I did this when we were in high school.

Ooops, already said too much.
 
2012-09-05 03:04:47 PM  

MrEricSir: There's a long traditions of Christianity and booze. Why not weed, really?


that's what the muslims liked.
 
2012-09-05 03:05:50 PM  
My dad grew weed in his backyard in San Francisco back in the late 80s, early 90s. His wife made him quit when he got married and they moved to a bigger, fancier place. I remember it was never very good because the weather in his neighborhood was terrible year round. Pretty sure he started doing it as a lark and only kept it up for conversation.

I miss that old nut.
 
2012-09-05 03:07:40 PM  
He should say 10 hail mary janes.
 
2012-09-05 03:20:48 PM  

stonicus: God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.


If god didn't like it, he would do something about it.
 
2012-09-05 03:21:58 PM  

mr_bunny: and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.


I almost did that. Was crossed off during voyeur dare, tho.
 
2012-09-05 03:24:32 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-05 03:24:57 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: stonicus: God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.

If god didn't like it, he would do something about it.

Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God."

 
2012-09-05 03:26:59 PM  

stonicus: Inflatable Rhetoric: stonicus: God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.

If god didn't like it, he would do something about it.

Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God."


That's what I said. If god didn't like it, he would do something, not just talk.
 
BHK
2012-09-05 03:33:27 PM  
Sorry, but the enforcers for the state care nothing about your Christianity or any other beliefs or morals or viewpoints. They serve to enforce the will of the political class and will throw your (well beaten) ass into jail for violating any political edict. Unless, of course, you are well connected to the political class, in which case you probably can make the arrest go away.

These aren't "laws of the land", they are edicts handed out by our rulers and cheered on by the sheep (who cower in terror at the idea of their shepherds being subverted.) Follow Jesus' advice and don't fight evil with violence. If "following the law" means doing violence to your fellow citizen who has done nothing to harm another, then you are a poor follower of Jesus.
 
2012-09-05 03:34:25 PM  

pute kisses like a man: MrEricSir: There's a long traditions of Christianity and booze. Why not weed, really?

that's what the muslims liked.


At least until the Black Plague that came with the Mongols, then the only ones left were extremists.

/I say let them grow poppy seeds
//They've been doing it in Afghanistan for years, why deny them their trade?
 
2012-09-05 03:35:53 PM  
Thought it was a myrrh tree
 
2012-09-05 03:37:41 PM  

FrancoFile: Girion47: unless you go out culling the males you're going to wind up with a lot of hemp on your hands


That's not really important. Not expecting a "crop" as much as just proliferation.

StrangeQ It wouldn't help. There was a time when weed DID grow in every ditch, field and highway median. The government started a campaign to systematically, and successfully, eradicate it.

What would be really interesting would be a Round-Up resistant cultivar. Dump that crap all over the farmland areas. Watch the government fight with the farmers when they want to dump their herbicides all over.

Wouldn't work. The stoners would get bored after an hour or two, or as soon as they saw a Taco Bell.

All we have to do is count on their willingness to litter.
 
2012-09-05 03:39:18 PM  
Finally, a Christian does something that does not bring about the wrath of Fark atheists. Get this guy a seat at the 700 Club.
 
2012-09-05 03:45:45 PM  

cwolf20: Oddly enough. I doubt any church would want its congregation to consist of pot smokers. They'd get distracted and go to a restaurant instead of church


I shall open a church for smokers of the holy weed.
We shall meet at Denny's at 3AM. And partake of the holy sacrament in the parking lot and follow with a disussion over Moons over MyHammys about why the waitress is taking so long with our order.
It's a ritual man, so might as well build a religeon around it.
 
2012-09-05 03:46:20 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *shaking tiny fist*


Hey, dude, chill, have a smoke.
 
2012-09-05 03:47:15 PM  
If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.
 
2012-09-05 04:26:40 PM  

Miss Stein: If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.


You're going to Hell for that pun.
 
2012-09-05 04:31:23 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: mr_bunny: and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.

I almost did that. Was crossed off during voyeur dare, tho.


I don't know if that's an auto-correct mistake or what, but I laughed and laughed...

/Or, maybe juries in your area have to go through a very different process!
 
2012-09-05 04:41:07 PM  

RobSeace: Inflatable Rhetoric: mr_bunny: and society, and thus the children, are once again safe.


This prohibition is such a monumental waste of time, money and man power.

Stand up. Get on jury duty. Nullify every single case.

I almost did that. Was crossed off during voyeur dare, tho.

I don't know if that's an auto-correct mistake or what, but I laughed and laughed...

/Or, maybe juries in your area have to go through a very different process!


Actually, I made that up. It's my best work today so far.
 
2012-09-05 04:41:51 PM  
What, was he thinking the conversation with the police would go like this?

"Oh, you're a CHRISTIAN!? My bad. Go about your business. Smoke one for the lord."

/fail
 
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