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(Some Guy)   BREAKING NEWS: New proof that President Obama actually attended Columbia University, as he has often claimed   (newsninja2012.com ) divider line
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2012-09-05 10:57:22 AM  
www.roselawgroup.com
 
2012-09-05 11:07:43 AM  
Cute, but greenworthy?
 
2012-09-05 11:08:20 AM  
Oh, I though it was colombia university and was a euphemism for doing a lot of coke
 
2012-09-05 11:10:18 AM  
Dud.
 
2012-09-05 11:13:41 AM  
Old joke is old.
 
2012-09-05 11:27:53 AM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-09-05 11:28:16 AM  
Good to see the writers of the 1/2 Hour News Hour are still giving it the old Special Ed try.
 
2012-09-05 11:28:38 AM  

make me some tea: Old joke is old.


I know that the Internet simultaneously makes things passe minutes after they are posted, yet also
makes them live on for decades past their pop culture expiration date, but this joke was stale even
while Clint Eastwood was doing his speech.

Between greenlighting crap like this and endless DERP from American Thinker and other conservative
rags, obviously the Fark Admin account has been hacked by some Free Republic script kiddie.
 
2012-09-05 11:29:20 AM  
Yeah, that horse is just a puddle of glue after this weekend. Not that I mind revisiting the GOP's massive failure.
 
2012-09-05 11:41:27 AM  
i love that these people watched an old man mumble a string of non sequiturs towards an empty chair for like half an hour and thought to themselves "yeah this is something i can get behind."
 
2012-09-05 11:44:59 AM  
I didn't know Columbia University had a satellite campus in Kenya.
 
2012-09-05 11:45:17 AM  
Tee Hee?

/A green this gets?
//*shakes head*
 
2012-09-05 11:46:56 AM  
Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?
 
2012-09-05 11:50:24 AM  
img690.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-05 11:50:53 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?


It isn't missing. He knows where it is.
 
2012-09-05 11:51:43 AM  

thomps: i love that these people watched an old man mumble a string of non sequiturs towards an empty chair for like half an hour and thought to themselves "yeah this is something i can get behind."


There's at least one old right winger on my FB that sincerely and enthusiastically thinks Clint knocked it out of the park with that one.
 
2012-09-05 12:13:30 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?


from wiki: "While working at an Arby's restaurant during high school, Emanuel severely cut his right middle finger on a meat slicer. He sought medical attention after suffering a severe infection from swimming in Lake Michigan and as a result, had his finger partially amputated.[23]"
 
2012-09-05 12:22:46 PM  

SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?

from wiki: "While working at an Arby's restaurant during high school, Emanuel severely cut his right middle finger on a meat slicer. He sought medical attention after suffering a severe infection from swimming in Lake Michigan and as a result, had his finger partially amputated.[23]"


"He was rendered effectively mute for several weeks" -- Obama, retelling the story at a roast for Emanuel
 
2012-09-05 12:33:35 PM  
I just love how TotalFarkers are so concerned about the quality of links getting greenlit.
Keep up the quality, guys, in everything you do.
 
2012-09-05 12:50:06 PM  
I didn't RTFA, but here is a link to the Columbia University Alumni magazine featuring Barack Obama '83 as an "up and coming" rising star in the Democratic Party. 

Link
 
2012-09-05 02:20:56 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Oh, I though it was colombia university and was a euphemism for doing a lot of coke


You must have confused it with Yale University.
 
2012-09-05 02:24:33 PM  
That sunnovabiatch!
 
2012-09-05 02:25:07 PM  

mrshowrules: AdolfOliverPanties: Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?

It isn't missing. He knows where it is.


so does 0bama.
 
2012-09-05 02:25:48 PM  
"I thought you got a degree from Columbia?"
"Well, now I have to get one from America."
 
2012-09-05 02:26:44 PM  

vernonFL: I didn't RTFA, but here is a link to the Columbia University Alumni magazine featuring Barack Obama '83 as an "up and coming" rising star in the Democratic Party. 

Link


you aren't even trying anymore.

you sound tired.
 
2012-09-05 02:26:47 PM  
Link farked.
 
2012-09-05 02:31:13 PM  
Hey, I thought it was funny. I posted it to FB, where I am assuming the guy who answered Paul Ryans RNC speech with "it was an inspirational and powerful speech" will reply first.
 
2012-09-05 02:31:40 PM  

IvanTheSilent: Link farked.


Y'know those pics of empty chairs in every politics thread all weekend?
It's another one.
 
2012-09-05 02:33:43 PM  

czetie: SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?

from wiki: "While working at an Arby's restaurant during high school, Emanuel severely cut his right middle finger on a meat slicer. He sought medical attention after suffering a severe infection from swimming in Lake Michigan and as a result, had his finger partially amputated.[23]"

"He was rendered effectively mute for several weeks" -- Obama, retelling the story at a roast for Emanuel


One of Obama's best political jokes, IMO. Emmanuel is known as a foul-mouthed attack weasel.

// and I say that with utmost respect for Ari Gold's brother
 
2012-09-05 02:34:15 PM  
Clint Eastwood's only guide on this journey is President Barack Obama, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Clint can see and hear.
 
2012-09-05 02:34:27 PM  
Link dead. Can we have nonsense thread about whatever it is we want to troll, I mean, talk about? Not that that that that ever stopped us anythatway.
 
2012-09-05 02:34:29 PM  
For those with broken links, here's the proof:


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-05 02:34:38 PM  
MORE DERP 

/ Can't wait to see tomorrow's load of crap after President Clinton crushes Rmoney
 
2012-09-05 02:35:04 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Between greenlighting crap like this and endless DERP from American Thinker and other conservative
rags, obviously the Fark Admin account has been hacked by some Free Republic script kiddie.



Deposit $200 in bitcoins to the account listed below, and a Daily Kos article will be greenlighted
 
2012-09-05 02:36:19 PM  

Dr Dreidel: czetie: SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?

from wiki: "While working at an Arby's restaurant during high school, Emanuel severely cut his right middle finger on a meat slicer. He sought medical attention after suffering a severe infection from swimming in Lake Michigan and as a result, had his finger partially amputated.[23]"

"He was rendered effectively mute for several weeks" -- Obama, retelling the story at a roast for Emanuel

One of Obama's best political jokes, IMO. Emmanuel is known as a foul-mouthed attack weasel.

// and I say that with utmost respect for Ari Gold's brother


which is a bit surprising after hearing him try to speech passionately at the convention.

He sounded like a cartoon character. I would have a hard time suppressing laughing at him if he were to verbally attack me.
 
2012-09-05 02:38:42 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: thomps: i love that these people watched an old man mumble a string of non sequiturs towards an empty chair for like half an hour and thought to themselves "yeah this is something i can get behind."

There's at least one old right winger on my FB that sincerely and enthusiastically thinks Clint knocked it out of the park with that one.


i envy the fun you can have with that person
 
2012-09-05 02:42:15 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: MORE DERP 

/ Can't wait to see tomorrow's load of crap after President Clinton crushes Rmoney


Considering Romney was crushed by women, cripples, and dead people yesterday, I really can't see that as a particularly difficult challenge for Slick Willie.
 
2012-09-05 02:44:29 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: thomps: i love that these people watched an old man mumble a string of non sequiturs towards an empty chair for like half an hour and thought to themselves "yeah this is something i can get behind."

There's at least one old right winger on my FB that sincerely and enthusiastically thinks Clint knocked it out of the park with that one.


Only one? Just about every right winger, young or old, on mine thought that. Maybe one of these days I'll watch it myself and see what I think.
 
2012-09-05 02:46:15 PM  
And at tonight's DNC the guest speaker will be none other than
i52.photobucket.com
Uncle Mit
interviewed by Lee Van Cleef
 
2012-09-05 02:46:36 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: MORE DERP 

/ Can't wait to see tomorrow's load of crap after President Clinton crushes Rmoney


like he crushed him when the impeached ex-President said that the attacks on Bain were wrong and Romney had a sterling business career....bring it on!
 
2012-09-05 02:48:01 PM  
So what's http://newsninja2012.com/ gonna do next year?
 
2012-09-05 02:52:38 PM  
He went to university? What a snob.
 
2012-09-05 02:55:25 PM  

czetie: SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: Lame joke, not worth a green. What I want to know is, does Rahm Emanuel have part of a finger missing?

from wiki: "While working at an Arby's restaurant during high school, Emanuel severely cut his right middle finger on a meat slicer. He sought medical attention after suffering a severe infection from swimming in Lake Michigan and as a result, had his finger partially amputated.[23]"

"He was rendered effectively mute for several weeks" -- Obama, retelling the story at a roast for Emanuel


*snicker*
good one.
 
2012-09-05 02:55:26 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: So what's http://newsninja2012.com/ gonna do next year?


Probably the same thing Hillaryis44 is doing now.
 
2012-09-05 02:59:05 PM  

dervish16108: Clint Eastwood's only guide on this journey is President Barack Obama, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Clint can see and hear.


A short guy with bad breath?
 
2012-09-05 03:00:17 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: Raging Whore Moans: So what's http://newsninja2012.com/ gonna do next year?

Probably the same thing Hillaryis44 is doing now.


masturbate to pictures of cheesecakes?
 
2012-09-05 03:03:01 PM  
Came for the big Pelican "What you did there...I see it" pic.

schlumps away disappointed....

/empty chair was funny
 
2012-09-05 03:11:04 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: dervish16108: Clint Eastwood's only guide on this journey is President Barack Obama, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Clint can see and hear.

A short guy with bad breath?


Are you talking about Gushie or Rahm Emmanuel?
 
2012-09-05 03:24:35 PM  
img19.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-05 03:35:51 PM  
I'll expect to see this on my Facebook news feed in a week or two.
 
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