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(TMZ)   One of the most romantic moments in any budding romance is when you serenade your loved one about their sex tape   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2012-09-05 09:39:00 AM  
What a musical genius.
 
2012-09-05 09:41:44 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-05 10:10:47 AM  
That sounds like something Beethoven would have written
 
2012-09-05 10:14:17 AM  
Now that they are a couple and are together often, we can all just hope they both get taken out together.

/Please
 
2012-09-05 10:21:10 AM  
Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.
 
2012-09-05 10:22:31 AM  

Buttknuckle: Now that they are a couple and are together often, we can all just hope they both get taken out together.

/Please

 

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-05 10:26:05 AM  
your woman is classy!!

stay classy kanye
 
2012-09-05 10:26:26 AM  
s12.postimage.org
 
2012-09-05 10:29:17 AM  

busy chillin': [s12.postimage.org image 300x400]


I like that photo because the head is just slightly out of proportion with the body making him look extra retarded.
 
2012-09-05 10:31:00 AM  

Tyrosine: busy chillin': [s12.postimage.org image 300x400]

I like that photo because the head is just slightly out of proportion with the body making him look extra retarded.


i had it smaller but it wasn't as funny. nice.
 
2012-09-05 10:36:26 AM  
Kanye is a rapper?
 
2012-09-05 10:41:18 AM  
"Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie."

Gross. And that's all the brainpower I can summon to talk about this dipshiat.
 
2012-09-05 10:41:20 AM  
.. dropping a line about the infamous XXX video in his upcoming single ...


aufc.3cdn.net
 
2012-09-05 10:43:12 AM  

LewDux: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.


i163.photobucket.com

/Sorry, but this fits, I guess...
 
2012-09-05 10:46:38 AM  

LewDux: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.


You clicked on a story in the Entertainment tab.

Let me repeat this...

You clicked on a story in the Entertainment tab.
 
2012-09-05 10:50:55 AM  

madcan34: That sounds like something Beethoven would have written


LOL why does it always have to be like that with you guys.
 
2012-09-05 10:55:12 AM  

bel4sucks: madcan34: That sounds like something Beethoven would have written

LOL why does it always have to be like that with you guys.


What do you mean, "YOU guys"?
 
2012-09-05 11:03:09 AM  

H31N0US: bel4sucks: madcan34: That sounds like something Beethoven would have written

LOL why does it always have to be like that with you guys.

What do you mean, "YOU guys"?


Rocklodytes?
 
2012-09-05 11:07:54 AM  

LewDux: H31N0US: bel4sucks: madcan34: That sounds like something Beethoven would have written

LOL why does it always have to be like that with you guys.

What do you mean, "YOU guys"?

Rocklodytes?


I thought you were done with us.

; )

/i was gonna shooop lady gaga with a fishing pole for you...
 
2012-09-05 11:14:43 AM  

busy chillin': LewDux: H31N0US: bel4sucks: madcan34: That sounds like something Beethoven would have written

LOL why does it always have to be like that with you guys.

What do you mean, "YOU guys"?

Rocklodytes?

I thought you were done with us.

; )

/i was gonna shooop lady gaga with a fishing pole for you...


HAR HAR, Lady Gaga with fishing pole
 
2012-09-05 11:15:40 AM  
eat breakfast at Gucci? Is there a Gucci restaurant?
 
2012-09-05 11:17:09 AM  

LewDux:

HAR HAR, Lady Gaga with fishing pole


lighten up, Francine
 
2012-09-05 11:18:23 AM  
I will too
 
2012-09-05 11:19:36 AM  

TheraTx: eat breakfast at Gucci? Is there a Gucci restaurant?


It makes sense in this context: Urbandictionary
 
2012-09-05 11:24:13 AM  

LewDux: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.


brant bjork's first album is good; have always liked fu manchu and kyuss as well.
 
2012-09-05 11:26:41 AM  
LOL as a songwriter I would definitely do this.
Unfortunately my girl doesn't even like me taking pictures of her.
She's worried about blackmail

/yeah she rates extremely high on the sexy/crazy scale
 
2012-09-05 11:32:28 AM  

Lipspinach: LOL as a songwriter I would definitely do this.
Unfortunately my girl doesn't even like me taking pictures of her.
She's worried about blackmail

/yeah she rates extremely high on the sexy/crazy scale


wadechi.swalrus.org
Yes, but is she above or below the "Vicky Mendoza diagonal?
 
2012-09-05 11:42:34 AM  

TheraTx: eat breakfast at Gucci? Is there a Gucci restaurant?


There is in Tel Aviv. Over-priced, small portions.
 
2012-09-05 11:55:02 AM  
Wow, mentioning Gucci in a rap song. Original.
 
2012-09-05 12:12:38 PM  

fearmongert: Lipspinach: LOL as a songwriter I would definitely do this.
Unfortunately my girl doesn't even like me taking pictures of her.
She's worried about blackmail

/yeah she rates extremely high on the sexy/crazy scale

[wadechi.swalrus.org image 624x352]
Yes, but is she above or below the "Vicky Mendoza diagonal?


Somewhere above NPH's head
 
2012-09-05 12:26:10 PM  

proteus_b: TheraTx: eat breakfast at Gucci? Is there a Gucci restaurant?

There is in Tel Aviv. Over-priced, small portions.


Do they serve fish sticks?
 
2012-09-05 12:27:38 PM  

TXEric: LewDux: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.

[i163.photobucket.com image 300x170]

/Sorry, but this fits, I guess...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfYQOSSPqc
 
rpl
2012-09-05 12:50:45 PM  

busy chillin': [s12.postimage.org image 300x400]


img534.imageshack.us

And now I have "Kim Kardiashian sex tape" in my google history.
 
2012-09-05 12:57:54 PM  

rpl: busy chillin': [s12.postimage.org image 300x400]

[img534.imageshack.us image 300x400]

And now I have "Kim Kardiashian sex tape" in my google history.


excellent...

or should i say triple-x-ellent?
 
2012-09-05 01:10:40 PM  
I've never seen that sex tape. What are the highlights?
 
2012-09-05 01:16:12 PM  

LewDux: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.


1/10. Please just STFU you whiny little douchecanoe.
 
2012-09-05 01:29:32 PM  

i.imgur.com
Kim Kardashian



/Homer! You've got it set on "whore".
 
2012-09-05 01:33:27 PM  

Rwa2play: LewDux: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.

1/10. Please just STFU you whiny little douchecanoe.


Drew still won't sleep with you
 
2012-09-05 01:37:15 PM  

nomorelurking: I've never seen that sex tape. What are the highlights?


A never was R & B singer farks a whore doing an incredible impression of a real doll so finding highlights might be tough. There is rumor she got used as a urinal during the shennigans but that footage was removed.
 
2012-09-05 01:39:07 PM  

nomorelurking: I've never seen that sex tape. What are the highlights?


There really are none. Just some rapper dude bangin a corpse.
 
2012-09-05 01:45:31 PM  

LewDux:
Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.


img155.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-05 01:53:04 PM  
Oh. Thanks. I guess I needn't jeopardize my job by googling it. Can you imagine if you lost your job for that? How humiliating would that be? Worse than being peed on by Ray J.
 
2012-09-05 01:55:08 PM  

nomorelurking: Oh. Thanks. I guess I needn't jeopardize my job by googling it. Can you imagine if you lost your job for that? How humiliating would that be? Worse than being peed on by Ray J.


Wasn't that R. Kelly? Ray J. is the one that banged KK and dated Whitney.
 
2012-09-05 01:59:42 PM  
Well, Buttknuckle, It's hard to keep all these rumors straight! I think R. Kelly was in to some bad shiat with underage girls that may or may not have included golden showers. And then I think there were also rumors about golden showers in the KK sex tape with Ray J, as geo9270 mentioned above.
 
2012-09-05 02:23:47 PM  
Kanye and KK might be that rare couple where a child exceeds the parents in intelligence at the very moment of conception. And yet I hope that that child remains entirely hypothetical.
 
2012-09-05 02:35:48 PM  
Ray J doesn't need to say anything, fact he banged her first says it all. Smart enough he walked when he did.

Now Kanye is rapping about it? Whats matter someones one eye snake was bigger?
 
2012-09-05 02:52:52 PM  
Misconduc I doubt it matters to KK who has the bigger unit. It's the bank account that matters and in that regard Kanye would be an upgrade.
 
2012-09-05 08:21:36 PM  

LewDux: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.


be part of the solution not part of the problem, biatch. submit what you want on the pages. whiners like you make me laff ha ha ha. dooshbag.
 
2012-09-05 10:02:01 PM  

TheraTx: eat breakfast at Gucci? Is there a Gucci restaurant?


I thought he was doing a twist on Breakfast at Tiffany's. So does that make him or Kim the latest model on Holly Golightly?
 
2012-09-06 12:02:57 AM  
Dear God in Heaven, Almighty Lord of all Creation,

I don't pray very often, but this is something that I believe is a grave problem that needs to be addressed by Thy divine intervention. As Thou knowest, our culture hath been attacked by a dire affliction that doth threaten us all: the Kardashians.

O Lord, I pray to Thee to send Thy judgement in the form of aggressive, untreatable cancer up on all the Kardashians and Jenners. Cancer so strong, O Lord, that thou wouldst cleanse the tabloids and airwaves of this scourge.

I pray these things in the name of Jesus. Amen.
 
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