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(Fox News)   Israel waits on President Barack Obama to take a tough public position on Iran's nuclear program - and waits and waits and waits some more   (foxnews.com) divider line 22
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2012-09-05 01:10:27 PM
3 votes:
"Hey Spike, do yawanna have a war with Iran, Spike? They gots nookular weapons and stuff, Spike!"
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"Awwwwwww, shaddup!" *swat*
2012-09-05 12:45:42 PM
3 votes:

smitty04: Everyone in Israel knows a voter that lives in Florida. If you cut off money to Israel, you would need to cut off the money to Egypt and others. Under the Carter peace agreement, we agreed to pay everyone not to fight.


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Throwing money at problems - its the American Way!
2012-09-05 01:38:56 PM
2 votes:
This is how Romney picks up the all-important Wolf Blitzer vote.
2012-09-05 01:24:48 PM
2 votes:

Porous Horace: What I gathered from that article is that Israel wants the US to at least make a firm statement about Iran.

But it's nice to see all the Jew hate, reminds me of why Israel is necessary.


If you don't capitulate to what Israel wants then you hate the Jews!
2012-09-05 10:36:59 AM
2 votes:
Dear Israel,
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Sincerely,
Us
2012-09-05 09:51:53 AM
2 votes:
Feeling so vulnerable, Israel needs strong assurances from its key ally, said Dore Gold, a former Israeli ambassador to the United Nations and confidant of Netanyahu.

"We have to hear something a lot more concrete, a lot more public from the U.S., which is the leader of free world. What is it going to do?" Gold told the Army Radio station.


Israel: America's clingy, needy girlfriend.

In bed, a chattering Israel later asked a silent America "What are you thinking about?" and followed up with "Why don't you look in my eyes when we have sex?"
2012-09-05 09:44:56 AM
2 votes:
Feeling so vulnerable, Israel needs strong assurances from its key ally, said Dore Gold, a former Israeli ambassador to the United Nations and confidant of Netanyahu.

"We have to hear something a lot more concrete, a lot more public from the U.S., which is the leader of free world. What is it going to do?" Gold told the Army Radio station.


It's going to tell you to go f*ck yourself, Dore Gold.
2012-09-05 02:51:48 PM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: There are lots of non-Jewish Israelis, and plenty of non-Israeli Jews. Even within Israel, the diversity of opinion among Jews is HUGE - from crazy Haredim (even those that aren't repressive) to atheist hippies - so I just see calling the actions of the Israeli government "Jewish actions" as being misleading and likely (and needlessly) inflammatory.


Whoa...there's a place for me in Israel. Who knew?
2012-09-05 01:59:24 PM
1 votes:
Cythraul [TotalFark]

As far as my personal beliefs, hearing fundie Christians talk about how the U.S. needs to protect Israel because it is the site where Jesus comes back, or some other such lunacy, is all I need to make up my mind.


Oh bulls--t. I have never once hear that reason given. Not once. What a load of crap.
2012-09-05 01:37:40 PM
1 votes:

jaybeezey: Does that mean we can also stop giving giving unqualified african-americans gov't jobs as a way to make up for slavery?


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2012-09-05 01:33:47 PM
1 votes:
wow, bunch of people here are antisemitic* for wanting israel deal with his own shiat and not wanting the us to get dragged into this whole mess... i like that!

*antisemitic as per tats' personal dictionary...
2012-09-05 01:33:46 PM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Mugato: Porous Horace: But it's nice to see all the Jew hate, reminds me of why Israel is necessary.

This took a while. Usually the "anyone who says anything negative about our policies in Israel is an ANTI-SEMITE" shows up before the 5th post.

If you say "Jew" when you mean "Israeli", and conflate them in a negative context, what's a poor bagel-eater to think?


Your religious men devote their lives to studying a millenia-old book of old guys bickering back and forth about whether and how a piece of string around your town allows you to carry some kugel to your bubbe's house on Shabbos. I'm pretty sure the bagel-eaters can distinguish between criticism of Israeli policy and simple anti-Semitism in a mask.
2012-09-05 01:29:47 PM
1 votes:

Porous Horace: What I gathered from that article is that Israel wants the US to at least make a firm statement about Iran.

But it's nice to see all the Jew hate, reminds me of why Israel is necessary.


Why does the US have to make a firm statement about whether they are going to attack Iran? Iran is not a threat to us. 

/Obvious Jew hater
2012-09-05 01:27:27 PM
1 votes:

Porous Horace: But it's nice to see all the Jew hate, reminds me of why Israel is necessary.


This took a while. Usually the "anyone who says anything negative about our policies in Israel is an ANTI-SEMITE" shows up before the 5th post.
2012-09-05 01:15:08 PM
1 votes:

karnal: and yet, the majority of Jews in America vote Liberal.


We just don't know what's good for us. Everyone knows how Jews have a historical reputation of being stupid.
2012-09-05 12:55:30 PM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: U.S. to Jews after the Holocaust: "WE ARE SO SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN THE HOLOCAUST!! WE TOTES WOULD HAVE MADE IT OVER HERE EARLIER IF ONLY WE'D KNOWN!!! WE'LL FIGHT ANYBODY ELSE WHO WANTS A PIECE OF YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND GIVE YOU AS MUCH OF OUR MONEY AS YOU WANT JUST SO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO US!!!!"

U.S. to African Americans after the Civil War and slavery ended: "F*ck you, n*****r. Get back to work."


Forty acres and a mullah.
2012-09-05 12:53:41 PM
1 votes:
U.S. to Jews after the Holocaust: "WE ARE SO SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN THE HOLOCAUST!! WE TOTES WOULD HAVE MADE IT OVER HERE EARLIER IF ONLY WE'D KNOWN!!! WE'LL FIGHT ANYBODY ELSE WHO WANTS A PIECE OF YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND GIVE YOU AS MUCH OF OUR MONEY AS YOU WANT JUST SO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO US!!!!"

U.S. to African Americans after the Civil War and slavery ended: "F*ck you, n*****r. Get back to work."
2012-09-05 12:50:01 PM
1 votes:
Time for Israel to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and deal with their own problems.
2012-09-05 12:43:48 PM
1 votes:
What Jew talkin' 'bout Willis?
2012-09-05 12:43:31 PM
1 votes:

Therion: Headso: "The date by which Iran will have nuclear weapons is no longer 10 years from now," a senior official said recently, referring to previous estimates.

And Iraq can unleash Weapons Of Mass Destruction that will reach the continental US in forty-five minutes!


SHIAT! I can't even get home from downtown in that amount of time. How will I change into my war clothes?!?! I can't go through the apocalypse in hard-bottom shoes!!
2012-09-05 12:37:31 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Can we please stop sending money to Israel and let them fight their wars alone?


You would leave our fifty-first state out in the cold like that? What's next, Mississippi?
2012-09-05 09:19:45 AM
1 votes:
Here's part of a NY Times story from 1995...

Iran is much closer to producing nuclear weapons than previously thought, and could be less than five years away from having an atomic bomb, several senior American and Israeli officials say.

"The date by which Iran will have nuclear weapons is no longer 10 years from now," a senior official said recently, referring to previous estimates.
 
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