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2012-09-05 10:47:23 AM
4 votes:
www.leftfieldcinema.com

Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Drew cannot stop trollin'
Keep the mods a'trollin', all lies

The clicks will keep abundin'
Resulting in mad fundin'
A drinking habit on which he relies


Breitbart! Townhall! Townhall! Breitbart!
Breitbart! Townhall, all lies,
Daily Caller! American Thinker! American Thinker! Daily Caller!
Daily Caller! American Thinker, all lies...


ALL LIES!
2012-09-05 07:53:23 AM
4 votes:
Obama's First Real Election

This is Obama's first election? Cool, after he beats Romney he can run again in 2016.
2012-09-05 10:08:12 AM
3 votes:
Is American Thinker a spinoff of The Onion?
2012-09-05 08:51:37 AM
3 votes:
"Quiet! I'm grunting out another shiat for The American Thinker!"

www.americanthinker.com
2012-09-05 10:30:00 AM
2 votes:
Barack Obama is an odd bird in American presidential politics. Not because he's black

But just so you know, he is black. Black black, blackity black. Not that we should care about that, mind, but boy is he black.

Black as the night.

He goes pallin' around with black people all the time, too. Why even his wife is black. Not that we noticed. But she is black, and boy howdy is she black.

Ahem, where were we?

but because he is so far out of the norm that he doesn't instinctively follow all the standard moves

For example, it would be normal if he were white. But he is abnormal in that he is black.

American politicians have a certain standard set of rituals, just as American baseball players do

And Obama doesn't follow the rituals, which means he is not America, Q. E. D.

A Russian shot-putter who switched to baseball would just look different

And since Obama does look different, because he's B-L-AA-CK...

The examples of Obama's subtle oddities are many

Let's start with the fact that he's black. Did we mention that yet? Well he is. Black, we mean. Very black.

/That's enough American Racist for now, I'm feeling woozy.
2012-09-05 10:14:06 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-05 09:18:36 AM
2 votes:
Pictured: American Thinker staff hard at work at another article to inform REAL Americans.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-05 12:22:02 PM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: farkityfarker: I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.

Hey, Drew is a small business owner and therefore one of the most brilliant, noble people on earth.

Just because you proles can't see the genius behind filling your 2nd most commented (and likely second most visited) tab with protected troll accounts and batshiat crazy greenlights (while griping about the content and tone of said tab), doesn't mean it isn't 11 dimensional chess levels of brilliant.


That or he's going for a sponsorship deal for the politics tab.

"Townhall on FARK"


I'm gonna frame this and put it on my wall
2012-09-05 11:41:29 AM
1 votes:
the whole politics tab today is butthurt and derp. WTF.
2012-09-05 10:45:58 AM
1 votes:
from the infamous bows to King Abdullah...

Obama has too much respect for furriners!


...to the sneering public contempt shown to Benjamin Netanyahu and Hosni Mubarak,

Obama has no respect for important foreign dignitaries!

Pick one, assholes!
2012-09-05 10:45:16 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Watching Libtard butthurt is good fun.


Do you seriously consider a bunch of Fark Lefties and Independents staring at an American Thinker 'article' wherein the sitting president is simultaneously accused of believing himself a messiah while humbling himself - and by extension, America - to foreign royalty to actually be butthurt, or merely, confused at the sheer cognitive dissonance displayed?
2012-09-05 10:45:00 AM
1 votes:

Lunaville: I argued that we should read everything we could get our hands on whether from the left or the right.


Too bad there's not a lot of actual leftist sources to read. And that's not by accident. MSNBC is too liberal for most people, and only about 2 programs on that network are hosted by actual leftists.
2012-09-05 10:36:34 AM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


Awesome analogy. Good luck getting a fly to stand still for such a slow and unwieldy thing. Also you are confusing butthurt for confounding. Its difficult to bring ourselves down to such raging paranoid and dull witted "intellect" that is the American Thinker.
2012-09-05 10:26:23 AM
1 votes:
Barack Obama is an odd bird in American presidential politics. Not because he's black, but...


TLDR version of the article: Obama is black, don't vote for him.
2012-09-05 10:17:35 AM
1 votes:
Ahhhh hahaha "the lockstep left", where the fark do people come up with this shiat
2012-09-05 10:12:24 AM
1 votes:
American Thinker would rather have the "F**k You, I Got Mine" administration.
2012-09-05 10:10:02 AM
1 votes:
Why in the world do I read American Thinker links?

Seriously, do they serve paint chips in the company break room or something?
2012-09-05 10:07:21 AM
1 votes:

FriarReb98: So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?


A Democrat won, so there's no possible way the election was legitimate.
2012-09-05 10:05:59 AM
1 votes:
I never liked Obama. But after reading this article, I absolutely love him!

Not because he's black, but because he is so far out of the norm that he doesn't instinctively follow all the standard moves.

Good, we needed somebody to break away from the status quo.

The biggest ones are his deep, public bows to foreign potentates, an act that alienates him from more than two centuries of American public behavior. Those showy bows were not accidental.

Wow, it's almost like he realizes that we're not the only human beings on this planet.

his opponents drop out after some private scandal suddenly blows up in public

This is pretty cool...he only runs against people who have skeletons in their closet.

Anyway, I tried to read the rest of the article, but it was hard to focus while having so many orgasms.
2012-09-05 09:44:14 AM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

In Obama's political career I can find only one competitive election -- namely, 2008...and that one was ferociously stacked by a unanimous media that hated George W. Bush with pathological hatred

Bush never stood a chance against Obama in 2008 thanks to the liberal MSM media. They hated him with pathological hatred (the worst kind) so he just couldn't get the votes necessary for a third term.


Pathological hatred of a President. That's funny, considering the Republican Party's reaction to a black guy in the White House.
2012-09-05 09:10:51 AM
1 votes:
www.cdadc.com

Barack Hussein Obama has never actually won an election.
2012-09-05 08:52:19 AM
1 votes:
Republicans and asses. The love story continues...
2012-09-05 08:49:05 AM
1 votes:
Apparently, it's also the "Up Yours, Fark" administrator this morning
2012-09-05 08:47:05 AM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Karac: Obama's First Real Election

This is Obama's first election? Cool, after he beats Romney he can run again in 2016.

This is good news! It means he can have four more years to prep for the implementation of martial law...should make the transition run more smoothly.


Does martial come before or after Sharia law? Are we doing this alphabetically?

I need to know because... Well... I kind of have plans.
2012-09-05 08:27:37 AM
1 votes:
Up yours, submitter.
2012-09-05 08:02:07 AM
1 votes:

Karac: Obama's First Real Election

This is Obama's first election? Cool, after he beats Romney he can run again in 2016.


This is good news! It means he can have four more years to prep for the implementation of martial law...should make the transition run more smoothly.
 
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