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2012-09-05 07:53:23 AM
Obama's First Real Election

This is Obama's first election? Cool, after he beats Romney he can run again in 2016.
 
2012-09-05 08:02:07 AM

Karac: Obama's First Real Election

This is Obama's first election? Cool, after he beats Romney he can run again in 2016.


This is good news! It means he can have four more years to prep for the implementation of martial law...should make the transition run more smoothly.
 
2012-09-05 08:14:14 AM
Another American Thinker? Really?
 
2012-09-05 08:17:07 AM

Cythraul: Another American Thinker? Really?


Hm-mm, I once found myself in an argument with a relative over media. This individual refused to read any publication such as Mother Jones because of their "communist ties". I argued that we should read everything we could get our hands on whether from the left or the right. I am beginning to reconsider that position a bit.
 
2012-09-05 08:22:48 AM

Lunaville: Cythraul: Another American Thinker? Really?

Hm-mm, I once found myself in an argument with a relative over media. This individual refused to read any publication such as Mother Jones because of their "communist ties". I argued that we should read everything we could get our hands on whether from the left or the right. I am beginning to reconsider that position a bit.


I see the logic in this. However, some 'news' sources are just so ridiculous, it's not really worth the time.
 
2012-09-05 08:27:37 AM
Up yours, submitter.
 
2012-09-05 08:47:05 AM

Krymson Tyde: Karac: Obama's First Real Election

This is Obama's first election? Cool, after he beats Romney he can run again in 2016.

This is good news! It means he can have four more years to prep for the implementation of martial law...should make the transition run more smoothly.


Does martial come before or after Sharia law? Are we doing this alphabetically?

I need to know because... Well... I kind of have plans.
 
2012-09-05 08:49:05 AM
Apparently, it's also the "Up Yours, Fark" administrator this morning
 
2012-09-05 08:51:37 AM
"Quiet! I'm grunting out another shiat for The American Thinker!"

www.americanthinker.com
 
2012-09-05 08:52:19 AM
Republicans and asses. The love story continues...
 
2012-09-05 08:54:29 AM
So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?
 
2012-09-05 09:08:49 AM
I was wondering what happened to Orlando Jones
 
2012-09-05 09:10:51 AM
www.cdadc.com

Barack Hussein Obama has never actually won an election.
 
2012-09-05 09:18:36 AM
Pictured: American Thinker staff hard at work at another article to inform REAL Americans.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-05 09:39:46 AM
FTFA:

In Obama's political career I can find only one competitive election -- namely, 2008...and that one was ferociously stacked by a unanimous media that hated George W. Bush with pathological hatred

Bush never stood a chance against Obama in 2008 thanks to the liberal MSM media. They hated him with pathological hatred (the worst kind) so he just couldn't get the votes necessary for a third term.
 
2012-09-05 09:44:14 AM

sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

In Obama's political career I can find only one competitive election -- namely, 2008...and that one was ferociously stacked by a unanimous media that hated George W. Bush with pathological hatred

Bush never stood a chance against Obama in 2008 thanks to the liberal MSM media. They hated him with pathological hatred (the worst kind) so he just couldn't get the votes necessary for a third term.


Pathological hatred of a President. That's funny, considering the Republican Party's reaction to a black guy in the White House.
 
2012-09-05 10:03:11 AM
And if you're the racial messiah running against Hillary Clinton, then yes, the lockstep left can decide in the middle of the primary campaign that Bill and Hillary are racists after all these years.


wait, when did that happen?
 
2012-09-05 10:05:59 AM
I never liked Obama. But after reading this article, I absolutely love him!

Not because he's black, but because he is so far out of the norm that he doesn't instinctively follow all the standard moves.

Good, we needed somebody to break away from the status quo.

The biggest ones are his deep, public bows to foreign potentates, an act that alienates him from more than two centuries of American public behavior. Those showy bows were not accidental.

Wow, it's almost like he realizes that we're not the only human beings on this planet.

his opponents drop out after some private scandal suddenly blows up in public

This is pretty cool...he only runs against people who have skeletons in their closet.

Anyway, I tried to read the rest of the article, but it was hard to focus while having so many orgasms.
 
2012-09-05 10:06:22 AM
Where the hell do they come up with this stuff? Do they have a group of grade schoolers on staff?
 
2012-09-05 10:07:21 AM

FriarReb98: So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?


A Democrat won, so there's no possible way the election was legitimate.
 
2012-09-05 10:07:22 AM

Cythraul: Another American Thinker? Really?


Something bad must have happened in the GOP so Fark's trying to be all Fair and Balanced.
 
2012-09-05 10:07:53 AM
Well, they did make me buy a suppository subby.
 
2012-09-05 10:08:12 AM
Is American Thinker a spinoff of The Onion?
 
2012-09-05 10:09:13 AM

Lunaville: I argued that we should read everything we could get our hands on whether from the left or the right.


This might have been a valid argument 200 years ago. Today, if you manage to read 0.01% of the available material, it's because you have an unhealthy obsession with reading bullshiat.
 
2012-09-05 10:09:23 AM
What is up with all of these idiotic greens?
 
2012-09-05 10:09:49 AM

thomps: And if you're the racial messiah running against Hillary Clinton, then yes, the lockstep left can decide in the middle of the primary campaign that Bill and Hillary are racists after all these years.


wait, when did that happen?


Did Bill ever get in trouble for chasing a black chick? No, because he's a racist.

And hello, Whitewater!? Wake up.
 
2012-09-05 10:09:50 AM

FriarReb98: So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?


Something about bowing too low being a coordinated message on hating America.
 
2012-09-05 10:09:54 AM
I feel dirty for clicking on that link. I saw the words Ann Coulter and clicked off right away. Learn something new every day I guess.
 
2012-09-05 10:10:02 AM
Why in the world do I read American Thinker links?

Seriously, do they serve paint chips in the company break room or something?
 
2012-09-05 10:10:14 AM
When the republicans held us all hostage, and refused to raise the debt ceiling, resulting in a credit rating drop for the first time in US history, that was not at all saying "Up yours!" to the US.
 
2012-09-05 10:10:50 AM

FriarReb98: So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?


Because of the librul lamestream MSM media conspiracy.
 
2012-09-05 10:11:00 AM
Barack Obama is an odd bird in American presidential politics. Not because he's black...

if you're the racial messiah...

idolizing the black messiah who was going to save America from its never-ending guilt about slavery...


But yeah, not because he's black and stuff
 
2012-09-05 10:11:17 AM

NeverDrunk23: Something bad must have happened in the GOP


img831.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-05 10:11:44 AM

ratagorda: What is up with all of these idiotic greens?


Lots of people looking for follow-ups on the DNC from last night.
Nothing too much yet, so gotta keep them interested with a little hatefuel.
 
2012-09-05 10:12:02 AM
And thanks for that.....


getting up and taking a break from the internet now.
 
2012-09-05 10:12:24 AM
American Thinker would rather have the "F**k You, I Got Mine" administration.
 
2012-09-05 10:12:37 AM

Cythraul: Another American Thinker? Really?


Mods have gone full retard. Nuthin' new.
 
2012-09-05 10:13:00 AM

FriarReb98: So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?


I'm not going to read it either, but I'm guessing it has to do with ACORN, The New Black Panthers, Van Jones, voter fraud, Chicago style politics, conspiracy and/or George Soros.

How'd I do?
 
2012-09-05 10:13:06 AM
The election of 2008 may have been "historic," but it wasn't a contest. The outcome was as sure as a 90% hard-left political machine could make it. Abe Lincoln come back from the dead wouldn't have won against Obama in 2008, because he'd be tarred and feathered as a white racist.

its like looking into some alternate reality or something. A place where some facts are the same but others are twisted and/or warped into new configurations. The GOP lost the election of 2008 because they had a weak candidate and everyone was more or less pissed off at GWBush, so they took it out on McCain. well...Palin was a moron, which didn't help them any. But this article 'remembers' those facts differently....or flat out ignores things the author didn't want to confront.
 
2012-09-05 10:13:36 AM

Cythraul: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

In Obama's political career I can find only one competitive election -- namely, 2008...and that one was ferociously stacked by a unanimous media that hated George W. Bush with pathological hatred

Bush never stood a chance against Obama in 2008 thanks to the liberal MSM media. They hated him with pathological hatred (the worst kind) so he just couldn't get the votes necessary for a third term.

Pathological hatred of a President. That's funny, considering the Republican Party's reaction to a black guy in the White House.


No see, their hate is Patriotic Hatred. The best kind of hatred.
 
2012-09-05 10:13:53 AM

Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.


How so?
 
2012-09-05 10:14:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-05 10:14:11 AM
The biggest ones are his deep, public bows to foreign potentates, an act that alienates him from more than two centuries of American public behavior. Those showy bows were not accidental. They were planned, and they reflect his frothing resentment against this country. This is the "Up Yours, America!" administration

*Closes tab*
 
2012-09-05 10:14:58 AM

HeartBurnKid: Why in the world do I read American Thinker links?

Seriously, do they serve paint chips in the company break room or something?


I'm not kidding: If it weren't for the names of some of the authors being familiar I would think the entire thing was a parody site. It's that farking absurd.
 
2012-09-05 10:16:00 AM
his frothing resentment against this country

Amazingly, there are actually people who believe this shiat.
 
2012-09-05 10:16:08 AM
Sorry fellas - FARK mods LOVE American Thinker, obviously, and with the DNC, the little farker's working oderptime.

Going to be a long week.
 
2012-09-05 10:16:32 AM

sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

In Obama's political career I can find only one competitive election -- namely, 2008...and that one was ferociously stacked by a unanimous media that hated George W. Bush with pathological hatred

Bush never stood a chance against Obama in 2008 thanks to the liberal MSM media. They hated him with pathological hatred (the worst kind) so he just couldn't get the votes necessary for a third term.


You have to admit, it was pretty rude of McCain to run a concurrent campaign.
 
2012-09-05 10:17:13 AM
It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.
 
2012-09-05 10:17:35 AM
Ahhhh hahaha "the lockstep left", where the fark do people come up with this shiat
 
2012-09-05 10:18:37 AM

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


I told myself to back away. I told myself....
 
2012-09-05 10:18:58 AM

Weaver95: The election of 2008 may have been "historic," but it wasn't a contest. The outcome was as sure as a 90% hard-left political machine could make it. Abe Lincoln come back from the dead wouldn't have won against Obama in 2008, because he'd be tarred and feathered as a white racist.

its like looking into some alternate reality or something. A place where some facts are the same but others are twisted and/or warped into new configurations. The GOP lost the election of 2008 because they had a weak candidate and everyone was more or less pissed off at GWBush, so they took it out on McCain. well...Palin was a moron, which didn't help them any. But this article 'remembers' those facts differently....or flat out ignores things the author didn't want to confront.


It's the whole Party of Personal Responsibility thing. We didn't lose because our candidates and policies didn't connect with the electorate. It was that Liberal Media Cabal working to make us look bad.

But this time things are different. Unless we lose, then we can blame the media again.
 
2012-09-05 10:19:34 AM

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


Cute.
 
2012-09-05 10:20:34 AM

Jackson Herring: Ahhhh hahaha "the lockstep left", where the fark do people come up with this shiat


A few years ago they were touting their message discipline and saying the democrats were in disarray. Now Karl Rove is joking about assassinating their senate candidate in MO.
 
2012-09-05 10:20:44 AM

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


Lots of contentless nonsensical posts this morning. I guess the first shift has clocked in.
 
2012-09-05 10:21:16 AM

Baby Face Fister: I feel dirty for clicking on that link. I saw the words Ann Coulter and clicked off right away. Learn something new every day I guess.


Could you go back and see how many times she plugged her new book?
 
2012-09-05 10:21:28 AM
*Dismissive jerking hand motion*
 
2012-09-05 10:22:12 AM

sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?


Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.
 
2012-09-05 10:23:08 AM

farkityfarker: Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.

Lots of contentless nonsensical posts this morning. I guess the first shift has clocked in.


i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-05 10:23:34 AM
From the styrofoam Greek columns to Air Force One buzzing Lady Liberty, from the infamous bows to King Abdullah to the sneering public contempt shown to Benjamin Netanyahu and Hosni Mubarak, both heads of sovereign states -- from the perverse energy decisions about coal, oil, and solar to the bank bailouts for favored Wall Street firms -- from the tax-cheating nominee for SecTreasury to that bloody gun-running for the Sinaloa Cartel in Mexico -- from the mad idea of an "Arab Spring" to the triumph of radical Islam in Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, and now maybe Syria -- this administration goes straight from starry-eyed arrogance to bloody disaster.



The right does love brutal Mid-east dictators, don't they?
 
2012-09-05 10:23:46 AM

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


This is post embodies the spirit of the entire republican constituency, top priority make teh libs mad about stuff.
 
2012-09-05 10:23:56 AM

Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.


let me let you in on a little secret

it's like this every day, ever week
 
2012-09-05 10:23:57 AM

Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.


Seriously. Any new lurker just dropping into the fark politics tab this morning would assume it's basically freep and run away.

The headlines don't represent the actual posters in any way.

I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.
 
2012-09-05 10:24:17 AM

Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.

this quarter.

/ftfa
 
2012-09-05 10:25:02 AM

Philip Francis Queeg:

The right does love brutal Mid-east dictators, don't they?


they're better for our foreign policy goals. once we buy them they tend to stay bought.
 
2012-09-05 10:26:23 AM
Barack Obama is an odd bird in American presidential politics. Not because he's black, but...


TLDR version of the article: Obama is black, don't vote for him.
 
2012-09-05 10:27:03 AM
Really?
There was absolutely nothing new in that article of derp. It was just recycled 2 year old talking points.

American Thinker sounds tired.
 
2012-09-05 10:27:05 AM
We get it...
 
2012-09-05 10:29:37 AM

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


Any comments on the article or just trolling?

FTFA: Barack Obama is an odd bird in American presidential politics. Not because he's black,

What a great opening sentence.
 
2012-09-05 10:29:47 AM

farkityfarker: Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.

Seriously. Any new lurker just dropping into the fark politics tab this morning would assume it's basically freep and run away.

The headlines don't represent the actual posters in any way.

I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.


Hey now, its not fair to compare Free Republic to Fark.

Free Republic actually tries to hinder and stop what they see as trolls.
 
2012-09-05 10:30:00 AM
Barack Obama is an odd bird in American presidential politics. Not because he's black

But just so you know, he is black. Black black, blackity black. Not that we should care about that, mind, but boy is he black.

Black as the night.

He goes pallin' around with black people all the time, too. Why even his wife is black. Not that we noticed. But she is black, and boy howdy is she black.

Ahem, where were we?

but because he is so far out of the norm that he doesn't instinctively follow all the standard moves

For example, it would be normal if he were white. But he is abnormal in that he is black.

American politicians have a certain standard set of rituals, just as American baseball players do

And Obama doesn't follow the rituals, which means he is not America, Q. E. D.

A Russian shot-putter who switched to baseball would just look different

And since Obama does look different, because he's B-L-AA-CK...

The examples of Obama's subtle oddities are many

Let's start with the fact that he's black. Did we mention that yet? Well he is. Black, we mean. Very black.

/That's enough American Racist for now, I'm feeling woozy.
 
2012-09-05 10:30:03 AM
Up yours American Thinker.
 
2012-09-05 10:30:07 AM

farkityfarker: Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.

Lots of contentless nonsensical posts this morning. I guess the first shift has clocked in.


I've noticed that, too.

But back to the subject at hand, is American Thinker favored here because its reactionary, moronic, doggedly and blindly partisian bullshiat makes people who have a problem with Obama look like nose droolers?

Farklibs are fully capable of ignoring, dismissing and excusing well-reasoned, objective analysis of the commander in chief so AT seems superfluous.
 
2012-09-05 10:30:28 AM
I can never really ever get through the first couple of paragraphs of anything on that site.
 
2012-09-05 10:31:20 AM
Do you guys actually read these?

When you're in line at the grocery store, do you get excited when you see the that latest edition of the Enquirer has hit the shelves? I'm genuinely curious because the levels of crazy are relatively equivalent between the two; it's just the consistency that's different...these get squeezed out a lot more often and with a lot less control.
 
2012-09-05 10:31:29 AM

thomps: And if you're the racial messiah running against Hillary Clinton, then yes, the lockstep left can decide in the middle of the primary campaign that Bill and Hillary are racists after all these years.


wait, when did that happen?


They are referring to the minor controversy over Bill Clinton comparing Obama to Jesse Jackson's '84 and '88 campaigns after Obama's South Carolina win. The kerfuffle was over whether or not Bill was just saying that Obama was another black candidate who could win black voters and not white voters.
 
2012-09-05 10:33:20 AM

Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.




Watching Libtard butthurt is good fun.
 
2012-09-05 10:36:34 AM

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


Awesome analogy. Good luck getting a fly to stand still for such a slow and unwieldy thing. Also you are confusing butthurt for confounding. Its difficult to bring ourselves down to such raging paranoid and dull witted "intellect" that is the American Thinker.
 
2012-09-05 10:36:35 AM

NeverDrunk23: Hey now, its not fair to compare Free Republic to Fark.

Free Republic actually tries to hinder and stop what they see as trolls.



I lol'd.
 
2012-09-05 10:36:53 AM

Servocrowatian: the that



lol

I wish it was a bit earlier in the morning, because then I'd have a better excuse for this.
 
2012-09-05 10:37:53 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Watching Libtard butthurt is good fun.


Another deep thinking intellectual Fark Con.

Thanks for your analysis on the subject.
 
2012-09-05 10:38:44 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.


Watching Libtard butthurt is good fun.


No butthurt. For the most part it's amusing as it's exposing the right for the desperate morons they are. It's just overdoing it a bit.
 
2012-09-05 10:39:54 AM

Citris: Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.

Awesome analogy. Good luck getting a fly to stand still for such a slow and unwieldy thing. Also you are confusing butthurt for confounding. Its difficult to bring ourselves down to such raging paranoid and dull witted "intellect" that is the American Thinker.


Yes, the steamroller analogy took into account you weren't likely to inflict any damage on the fly, unless it was stuck in tar or something.

But the fact American Thinker duck butter is green lit butthurts the farkslibs anyway, sensitive as they are.
 
2012-09-05 10:40:05 AM

Cletus C.: farkityfarker: Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.

Lots of contentless nonsensical posts this morning. I guess the first shift has clocked in.

I've noticed that, too.

But back to the subject at hand, is American Thinker favored here because its reactionary, moronic, doggedly and blindly partisian bullshiat makes people who have a problem with Obama look like nose droolers?

Farklibs are fully capable of ignoring, dismissing and excusing well-reasoned, objective analysis of the commander in chief so AT seems superfluous.


Or you know, the mods actually know their psychology pretty damn well and realized from day one that pissing people off is good for page clicks.

imgs.xkcd.com
/hawt
 
2012-09-05 10:40:06 AM

Cletus C.: But back to the subject at hand, is American Thinker favored here because its reactionary, moronic, doggedly and blindly partisian bullshiat makes people who have a problem with Obama look like nose droolers?


American Thinker is the 27th most popular political blog in America.

These "nose droolers" aren't outliers.
 
2012-09-05 10:40:46 AM

Boxcutta: FriarReb98: So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?

I'm not going to read it either, but I'm guessing it has to do with ACORN, The New Black Panthers, Van Jones, voter fraud, Chicago style politics, conspiracy and/or George Soros.

How'd I do?


Not bad guesses but from what I took away from TFA, it was just that 2008 was the inevitable endgame of racial equality, mixed with 8 years of the liberal media machine working up a vitriolic lathering hatred of Bush. Any liberal could have won, but Obama being black meant that he was gonna rocket through that glass ceiling and Lincoln himself couldn't have stopped it. (TFA actually did say even Lincoln couldn't have done it, because he'd have been labeled racist) Presumably, with all this librul momentum, Hillary would have had a similar effect; being a woman, it'd represent the endgame of gender equality instead of racial equality. Therefore, since he was politically predisposed to win handily, it wasn't a fair contest for the GOP.

/oh wait, i'm in the politics tab
//is this the part where i start frothing and spewing buzzwords?
 
2012-09-05 10:41:36 AM

Cletus C.: farkityfarker: Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.

Lots of contentless nonsensical posts this morning. I guess the first shift has clocked in.

I've noticed that, too.

But back to the subject at hand, is American Thinker favored here because its reactionary, moronic, doggedly and blindly partisian bullshiat makes people who have a problem with Obama look like nose droolers?

Farklibs are fully capable of ignoring, dismissing and excusing well-reasoned, objective analysis of the commander in chief so AT seems superfluous.


Who favors it apart from mods who want page clicks?

The problem with your argument is that conservative criticism nowadays makes AT the rule rather than the exception.
 
2012-09-05 10:41:51 AM

sigdiamond2000: Cletus C.: But back to the subject at hand, is American Thinker favored here because its reactionary, moronic, doggedly and blindly partisian bullshiat makes people who have a problem with Obama look like nose droolers?

American Thinker is the 27th most popular political blog in America.

These "nose droolers" aren't outliers.


Yes, this is what ALL Republicans believe. Heard that somewhere before.
 
2012-09-05 10:45:00 AM

Lunaville: I argued that we should read everything we could get our hands on whether from the left or the right.


Too bad there's not a lot of actual leftist sources to read. And that's not by accident. MSNBC is too liberal for most people, and only about 2 programs on that network are hosted by actual leftists.
 
2012-09-05 10:45:02 AM

Cletus C.: sigdiamond2000: Cletus C.: But back to the subject at hand, is American Thinker favored here because its reactionary, moronic, doggedly and blindly partisian bullshiat makes people who have a problem with Obama look like nose droolers?

American Thinker is the 27th most popular political blog in America.

These "nose droolers" aren't outliers.

Yes, this is what ALL Republicans believe. Heard that somewhere before.


Not from me you didn't, because that's not what I said.

But to pretend that the inanity posted on sites like American Thinker represents some fringe minority of Republican belief is ridiculous.
 
2012-09-05 10:45:16 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Watching Libtard butthurt is good fun.


Do you seriously consider a bunch of Fark Lefties and Independents staring at an American Thinker 'article' wherein the sitting president is simultaneously accused of believing himself a messiah while humbling himself - and by extension, America - to foreign royalty to actually be butthurt, or merely, confused at the sheer cognitive dissonance displayed?
 
2012-09-05 10:45:58 AM
from the infamous bows to King Abdullah...

Obama has too much respect for furriners!


...to the sneering public contempt shown to Benjamin Netanyahu and Hosni Mubarak,

Obama has no respect for important foreign dignitaries!

Pick one, assholes!
 
2012-09-05 10:47:23 AM
www.leftfieldcinema.com

Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Drew cannot stop trollin'
Keep the mods a'trollin', all lies

The clicks will keep abundin'
Resulting in mad fundin'
A drinking habit on which he relies


Breitbart! Townhall! Townhall! Breitbart!
Breitbart! Townhall, all lies,
Daily Caller! American Thinker! American Thinker! Daily Caller!
Daily Caller! American Thinker, all lies...


ALL LIES!
 
2012-09-05 10:48:50 AM

Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.


When did they start letting mods greenlight articles?
 
2012-09-05 10:51:05 AM

Vodka Zombie: Krymson Tyde: Karac: Obama's First Real Election

This is Obama's first election? Cool, after he beats Romney he can run again in 2016.

This is good news! It means he can have four more years to prep for the implementation of martial law...should make the transition run more smoothly.

Does martial come before or after Sharia law? Are we doing this alphabetically?

I need to know because... Well... I kind of have plans.


Martial law first, that way the constitution can be usurped and sharia law can be implimented without having to worry about repercussions.
Duh! You have to try and keep up.

It's important though that you understand there will not be much time between martial and sharia, so get your shiat done quickly.
 
2012-09-05 10:55:21 AM

NeverDrunk23: farkityfarker: Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.

Seriously. Any new lurker just dropping into the fark politics tab this morning would assume it's basically freep and run away.

The headlines don't represent the actual posters in any way.

I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.

Hey now, its not fair to compare Free Republic to Fark.

Free Republic actually tries to hinder and stop what they see as trolls.


As opposed to Fark where they make them moderators and admins?
 
2012-09-05 11:04:30 AM

Great_Milenko: from the infamous bows to King Abdullah...

Obama has too much respect for furriners!


...to the sneering public contempt shown to Benjamin Netanyahu and Hosni Mubarak,

Obama has no respect for important foreign dignitaries!

Pick one, assholes!


Well, King Abdullah is a scary Saudi Muslim in robes who kisses men and holds their hands. Netanyahu is a conservative Israeli Jew in a suit who pisses off the libs.

// I have no idea why they like(d) Mubarak so much
 
2012-09-05 11:04:54 AM
The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.
 
2012-09-05 11:05:00 AM

farkityfarker: Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.

Seriously. Any new lurker just dropping into the fark politics tab this morning would assume it's basically freep and run away.

The headlines don't represent the actual posters in any way.

I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.


I finally dropped my TF after 7 years because of it. Goddamn, have I been a TFer since 2005? Yikes.
 
2012-09-05 11:05:06 AM

unlikely: NeverDrunk23: farkityfarker: Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.

Seriously. Any new lurker just dropping into the fark politics tab this morning would assume it's basically freep and run away.

The headlines don't represent the actual posters in any way.

I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.

Hey now, its not fair to compare Free Republic to Fark.

Free Republic actually tries to hinder and stop what they see as trolls.

As opposed to Fark where they make them moderators and admins?


It shouldn't be a shock. Out of all the topics, Drew and them like to troll their own users the most. Remember how he made a complete idiotic jackass of himself after Jon Stewart's sanity rally last year?
 
2012-09-05 11:05:45 AM

SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.


Yes, Romney will magically win Michigan, Ohio, North Carolina AND Florida, because he has to win all four to win the election.
 
2012-09-05 11:06:28 AM

Cythraul: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

In Obama's political career I can find only one competitive election -- namely, 2008...and that one was ferociously stacked by a unanimous media that hated George W. Bush with pathological hatred

Bush never stood a chance against Obama in 2008 thanks to the liberal MSM media. They hated him with pathological hatred (the worst kind) so he just couldn't get the votes necessary for a third term.

Pathological hatred of a President. That's funny, considering the Republican Party's reaction to a black guy in the White House.


Even funnier when you consider that Voldemort George W. Bush has been relegated to not only "He Who Shall Not Be Named" but "Two Terms As President That Never Actually Happened" by his own party.

The very same party that while whatever it was that occurred during those eight years couldn't WAIT to line up, kiss his ass and implement his policies.
 
2012-09-05 11:09:04 AM

Cletus C.: sigdiamond2000: Cletus C.: But back to the subject at hand, is American Thinker favored here because its reactionary, moronic, doggedly and blindly partisian bullshiat makes people who have a problem with Obama look like nose droolers?

American Thinker is the 27th most popular political blog in America.

These "nose droolers" aren't outliers.

Yes, this is what ALL Republicans believe. Heard that somewhere before.


I have no problem accusing all Republicans of believing the things AT publishes, as long as it puts "moderate," "reasonable," etc., Republicans on the spot to defend their affiliation with a party in which they are, if not universal, at least mainstream.
 
2012-09-05 11:10:04 AM

SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.


Cute. At this point, I don't even think Romney gets NC.
 
2012-09-05 11:11:01 AM

cameroncrazy1984: SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.

Yes, Romney will magically win Michigan, Ohio, North Carolina AND Florida, because he has to win all four to win the election.


I think he needs Colorado and Wisconsin also which are tight.
 
2012-09-05 11:12:38 AM
I love how Fark Libs have abused the accusation of troll to the point where it just means "I don't agree with you and don't believe that I should have to consider the opinions of others."
 
2012-09-05 11:13:56 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.



Watching Libtard butthurt is good fun.


I hope you have a front row seat in November.
 
2012-09-05 11:15:21 AM
Next up on American Thinker: Obama hates all white people because of his strained relationship with his single welfare queen mother and will sell all of your white children into slavery in Kenya.
 
2012-09-05 11:16:12 AM

beta_plus: I love how Fark Libs have abused the accusation of troll to the point where it just means "I don't agree with you and don't believe that I should have to consider the opinions of others."


This is the "Up Yours, America" administration

How is this not a troll headline? Does subby actually believe that Obama's administration wants the Unites States of America to go fark themselves?
 
2012-09-05 11:17:25 AM

beta_plus: I love how Fark Libs have abused the accusation of troll to the point where it just means "I don't agree with you and don't believe that I should have to consider the opinions of others."


You don't have to consider the opinions of others. Opinions are irrelevant. You only need to consider the facts.
 
2012-09-05 11:18:22 AM

andrewagill: But just so you know, he is black. Black black, blackity black. Not that we should care about that, mind, but boy is he black.

Black as the night.

He goes pallin' around with black people all the time, too. Why even his wife is black. Not that we noticed. But she is black, and boy howdy is she black.


joshuamarquis.com
Loz im geyn! Take a walk Obama!
Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? They darker than us! Woof!
 
2012-09-05 11:20:06 AM
FTA: "The examples of Obama's subtle oddities are many. The biggest ones are his deep, public bows to foreign potentates, an act that alienates him from more than two centuries of American public behavior. Those showy bows were not accidental. They were planned, and they reflect his frothing resentment against this country. This is the "Up Yours, America!" administration."

www.iisretard.com
 
2012-09-05 11:26:36 AM

beta_plus: I love how Fark Libs have abused the accusation of troll to the point where it just means "I don't agree with you and don't believe that I should have to consider the opinions of others."


we learned it from watching YOU!
 
2012-09-05 11:29:21 AM
American Thinker?

t.qkme.me 

More accurate title would be Tealiban Derp
 
2012-09-05 11:35:21 AM
You guys seriously click on American Thinker links?
 
2012-09-05 11:35:56 AM
static.ddmcdn.com

/oblig
 
2012-09-05 11:38:37 AM

SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.


If Romney wins I'll probably take a break from fark. This bunch gets nasty when things don't go their way.

It'll be tough, though, because the amusement factor of "they stole the election" will be hard to resist.
 
2012-09-05 11:39:22 AM

sprawl15: Mugato: sprawl15: Maud Dib: Mods have gone full retard.

How so?

Look at all the derpy right wing troll headlines they've been greenlighting today.

When did they start letting mods greenlight articles?


I'm not the one who said "mods", the guy before me did but who gives a fark? You're lording your knowledge of Fark hierarchy over us?
 
2012-09-05 11:40:41 AM

Mugato: I'm not the one who said "mods", the guy before me did


Protip: don't answer for someone if you don't want to answer for them.

Mugato: You're lording your knowledge of Fark hierarchy over us?


That's an awful lot of boohoos for a simple mistake.
 
2012-09-05 11:40:50 AM

Cletus C.: It's not that hard to butthurt the Democrats. American Thinker is like attacking a fly with a steamroller.


2/10. You're not helping their cause BTW.
 
2012-09-05 11:41:29 AM
the whole politics tab today is butthurt and derp. WTF.
 
2012-09-05 11:42:12 AM

Cletus C.: Farklibs are fully capable of ignoring, dismissing and excusing well-reasoned, objective analysis of the commander in chief so AT seems superfluous.


Citation needed.
 
2012-09-05 11:45:44 AM

cameroncrazy1984: beta_plus: I love how Fark Libs have abused the accusation of troll to the point where it just means "I don't agree with you and don't believe that I should have to consider the opinions of others."

You don't have to consider the opinions of others. Opinions are irrelevant. You only need to consider the facts.


And I add to this: Facts, something that Republicans treat the way a vampire treats sunshine.
 
2012-09-05 11:45:55 AM

Cletus C.: SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.

If Romney wins I'll probably take a break from fark. This bunch gets nasty when things don't go their way.

It'll be tough, though, because the amusement factor of "they stole the election" will be hard to resist.


Have you already picked out your new Alt?
 
2012-09-05 11:46:51 AM

Cletus C.: SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.

If Romney wins I'll probably take a break from fark. This bunch gets nasty when things don't go their way.

It'll be tough, though, because the amusement factor of "they stole the election" will be hard to resist.


If Romney was more like Huntsman, you'd have a point. Sadly, Romney's nothing close to Huntsman...and that says a lot about Romney.
 
2012-09-05 11:47:21 AM

pacified: the whole politics tab today is butthurt and derp. WTF.


Yesterday, the entire GOP was in the middle of a day-long Liberal circle jerk. They are just working through the reality of it today.
 
2012-09-05 11:49:49 AM

Cletus C.: If Romney wins I'll probably take a break from fark. This bunch gets nasty when things don't go their way.


I am hoping that if Romney wins the entire left wing everywhere gets mean and nasty and obstructs everything down to post office naming as well as uses the most extreme hyperbole possible to undermine any effort republicans have to further destroy the middle class. I hope it ain't just fark politics tabbers that are nasty if Romney wins.
 
2012-09-05 11:53:02 AM

Headso: I am hoping that if Romney wins the entire left wing everywhere gets mean and nasty and obstructs everything down to post office naming as well as uses the most extreme hyperbole possible to undermine any effort republicans have to further destroy the middle class. I hope it ain't just fark politics tabbers that are nasty if Romney wins.


WE'LL COME ARMED (THIS TIME)
 
2012-09-05 11:54:03 AM

EyeballKid: Headso: I am hoping that if Romney wins the entire left wing everywhere gets mean and nasty and obstructs everything down to post office naming as well as uses the most extreme hyperbole possible to undermine any effort republicans have to further destroy the middle class. I hope it ain't just fark politics tabbers that are nasty if Romney wins.

WE'LL COME ARMED (THIS TIME)



Agh!! Rather "UNARMED." Goddam not watching what I type. Oh well, this round of facepalms is one me.
 
2012-09-05 11:54:11 AM

Lunaville: Cythraul: Another American Thinker? Really?

Hm-mm, I once found myself in an argument with a relative over media. This individual refused to read any publication such as Mother Jones because of their "communist ties". I argued that we should read everything we could get our hands on whether from the left or the right. I am beginning to reconsider that position a bit.


There's a difference between "listening to the opposing point of view" and "listening to the paranoid, barely comprehensible ravings of a spittle spewing lunatic who will not only believe the most outlandish and stupid lies, but will gladly repeat them as claims of truth, even long after they are proven utterly and demonstrably wrong"
 
2012-09-05 12:01:34 PM

Boxcutta: FriarReb98: So, seeing as I'm not going to read the link, can someone explain why 2008 doesn't count? Is it a Palin thing?

I'm not going to read it either, but I'm guessing it has to do with ACORN, The New Black Panthers, Van Jones, voter fraud, Chicago style politics, conspiracy and/or George Soros.

How'd I do?


You forgot about the socialism that Dear Leader and the Democrat Party are trying to shove down our throats using the techniques of Saul Alinsky
 
2012-09-05 12:12:52 PM
When do you start to think, this is really, really weird.

It certainly is.
 
2012-09-05 12:12:55 PM

farkityfarker: I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.


Hey, Drew is a small business owner and therefore one of the most brilliant, noble people on earth.

Just because you proles can't see the genius behind filling your 2nd most commented (and likely second most visited) tab with protected troll accounts and batshiat crazy greenlights (while griping about the content and tone of said tab), doesn't mean it isn't 11 dimensional chess levels of brilliant.


That or he's going for a sponsorship deal for the politics tab.

"Townhall on FARK"
 
2012-09-05 12:22:02 PM

BSABSVR: farkityfarker: I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.

Hey, Drew is a small business owner and therefore one of the most brilliant, noble people on earth.

Just because you proles can't see the genius behind filling your 2nd most commented (and likely second most visited) tab with protected troll accounts and batshiat crazy greenlights (while griping about the content and tone of said tab), doesn't mean it isn't 11 dimensional chess levels of brilliant.


That or he's going for a sponsorship deal for the politics tab.

"Townhall on FARK"


I'm gonna frame this and put it on my wall
 
2012-09-05 12:23:59 PM

SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.


Got any statisticals to back that up?
 
2012-09-05 12:35:05 PM

Headso: Cletus C.: If Romney wins I'll probably take a break from fark. This bunch gets nasty when things don't go their way.

I am hoping that if Romney wins the entire left wing everywhere gets mean and nasty and obstructs everything down to post office naming as well as uses the most extreme hyperbole possible to undermine any effort republicans have to further destroy the middle class. I hope it ain't just fark politics tabbers that are nasty if Romney wins.


There you go.
 
2012-09-05 12:37:32 PM

theknuckler_33: SithLord: The farklibs that troll the politics tab will have a collective head asplosion when Mitt Romney wins the electoral vote.

It'll be a day long remembered.

Got any statisticals to back that up?


I'm concerned about this Bradley Effect I keep hearing about.

Very concerned.
 
2012-09-05 12:40:30 PM

Drew: I'm gonna frame this and put it on my wall


Woo! I'm somebody. In a neighborhood full of nobodies.

Time to double park in front of a fire hydrant.
 
2012-09-05 12:51:28 PM

BSABSVR: Woo! I'm somebody.


Are the new phone books in?
 
2012-09-05 01:25:44 PM

pacified: the whole politics tab today is butthurt and derp. WTF.


Welcome to the rest of eternity.
 
2012-09-05 01:42:32 PM

sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

In Obama's political career I can find only one competitive election -- namely, 2008...and that one was ferociously stacked by a unanimous media that hated George W. Bush with pathological hatred

Bush never stood a chance against Obama in 2008 thanks to the liberal MSM media. They hated him with pathological hatred (the worst kind) so he just couldn't get the votes necessary for a third term.


Also, Bush wasn't running in 2008, even if he'd wanted a 3d term.

Do these people even think about what they're saying before it flies out of their mouths?
 
2012-09-05 01:46:05 PM

Drew: BSABSVR: farkityfarker: I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.

Hey, Drew is a small business owner and therefore one of the most brilliant, noble people on earth.

Just because you proles can't see the genius behind filling your 2nd most commented (and likely second most visited) tab with protected troll accounts and batshiat crazy greenlights (while griping about the content and tone of said tab), doesn't mean it isn't 11 dimensional chess levels of brilliant.


That or he's going for a sponsorship deal for the politics tab.

"Townhall on FARK"

I'm gonna frame this and put it on my wall


Hah!
 
2012-09-05 01:55:18 PM

BSABSVR: farkityfarker: I wonder how much traffic fark has lost because of this.

Hey, Drew is a small business owner and therefore one of the most brilliant, noble people on earth.

Just because you proles can't see the genius behind filling your 2nd most commented (and likely second most visited) tab with protected troll accounts and batshiat crazy greenlights (while griping about the content and tone of said tab), doesn't mean it isn't 11 dimensional chess levels of brilliant.


That or he's going for a sponsorship deal for the politics tab.

"Townhall on FARK"


He might want to be more concerned about his viewership sinking like a stone because of all the retarded troll headlines all the time.
 
2012-09-05 03:35:44 PM
Well Chair Obama did say "Go fark yourself."
 
2012-09-05 03:58:29 PM
Well, this is the administration who basically tells the American people to go F themselves if they don't like something it is doing. Yes we see you don't like ObamaCare, and didn't want it, but this is our one big chance to push America further down the road to a glorious socialist shiathole so shut up, we know what's best for us... I mean, you. It's about you.
 
2012-09-05 05:11:39 PM
Speaking of "up yours," American Stinker.

Up yours.
 
2012-09-05 05:47:47 PM
Another peek into what the GOP fears about it's own candidate. They're terrified of being branded as the "Up yours, America" party. Too bad they went with an "Up yours, America" presidential candidate, vice-presidential candidate, platform, and about 50 or so years of obscene "Up yours, America" history.
 
2012-09-05 07:26:09 PM

randomjsa: Well, this is the administration who basically tells the American people to go F themselves if they don't like something it is doing. Yes we see you don't like ObamaCare, and didn't want it, but this is our one big chance to push America further down the road to a glorious socialist shiathole so shut up, we know what's best for us... I mean, you. It's about you.


so did Romney release those tax returns yet? no?

hmm.
 
2012-09-06 03:12:08 PM
FTFA: Joe Biden does it even when he's sober.

Hmm. . .I may have found a factual error in this article. I don't think Joe Biden drinks alcohol.
 
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