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2012-09-05 10:45:57 AM  
7 votes:
That is a very cute anchor baby.
2012-09-05 10:54:00 AM  
6 votes:
That kid is clearly an Obama plant in the audience to garner support from the under 7 vote.
2012-09-05 11:06:01 AM  
5 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes


Maybe she'll get a Fark account and be just like you.
2012-09-05 10:52:08 AM  
5 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: She seems conceited.


A self centered 4 year old? The hell you say!
2012-09-05 10:49:09 AM  
5 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes


You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.
2012-09-05 10:51:55 AM  
4 votes:
OMG totally staged by liberal thug-o-crats.

They actually sacrificed that child to Satan after that.
2012-09-05 12:05:14 PM  
3 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-09-05 10:55:16 AM  
3 votes:

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


For the same reason that Barack's mother secretly paid a Hawaii doctor to forge a birth certificate for her newborn son, years before he ever thought of going into politics: fluoride in our water, man!

WAKE UP!
2012-09-05 10:51:52 AM  
3 votes:
Sure i have a "twin," if you count my experiment in the vat in the basement.

Never imagined it would be so hard to synthesize fingernails, of all things. Ready-to-go world-dominating replica and the stupid thing won't. grow. FINGERNAILS.

*hair flip*
2012-09-05 10:48:30 AM  
3 votes:

jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.


hahahaha holy shiat
2012-09-05 11:15:10 AM  
2 votes:

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


Finally!
2012-09-05 11:07:53 AM  
2 votes:

Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"


I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!
2012-09-05 10:49:33 AM  
2 votes:

Lunaville: My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


So your sister is a whore then....
2012-09-05 10:48:48 AM  
2 votes:
Open racism? Check. GOP whining? Check. Fark has a certain reputation to uphold after all.
2012-09-05 09:58:46 AM  
2 votes:
It's all downhill from here kid.
2012-09-05 06:15:06 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uki.ytimg.comcdn.thedailybeast.comwww.djbobbytrends.com

Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
2012-09-05 12:42:11 PM  
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.

CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!


Bob Hitler is a wonderful stepfather to his son, Lyle. He adopted him when he married Missus Schmidt.

Her first husband died while working at the rodeo. A bull trampled her man, goring him to death.

But then, he was always getting hurt; we used to joke that he was a regular "ouch wiz"!
2012-09-05 12:22:34 PM  
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Database error. What a great link.


Yes, but it's the world's most hilarious database error, so clearly worth linking to.
2012-09-05 11:33:53 AM  
1 votes:

Kibbler: Rink Santorum's children would like a word.


Rink? Santorum?

That's one Zamboni I do not want to drive.
2012-09-05 11:26:11 AM  
1 votes:

keylock71: I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain why I should be outraged by this...

Eh... cute kid.


HURF BLURF FUTURE ATTENTION WHORE LOOK AT THOSE KNEES WHAT A SLUTTTTT
2012-09-05 11:26:06 AM  
1 votes:
Subby needs to get out more on the Internet.
2012-09-05 11:15:55 AM  
1 votes:

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!
2012-09-05 11:15:35 AM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!


I know you want to see her papers, but you're just going to have to accept that she's a citizen.
2012-09-05 11:11:44 AM  
1 votes:

cousin-merle: Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"

I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!


yeah, Republicans don't, do they? Vote Bush and Dick in 2004!
2012-09-05 11:09:46 AM  
1 votes:

cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!


Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.
2012-09-05 11:06:04 AM  
1 votes:
mod_slotlimit can be a biatch sometimes but has it actually made it to TV?
2012-09-05 11:03:11 AM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

hahahaha holy shiat


Just like her mother....who I would fark.
2012-09-05 11:02:33 AM  
1 votes:

Kingly Weevil: That kid is clearly an Obama plant in the audience to garner support from the under 7 vote.


ZOMG BLATANT VOTER FRAUD
2012-09-05 11:01:23 AM  
1 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.

No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet


Ever see "Toddlers & Tiaras"?
2012-09-05 10:56:05 AM  
1 votes:

LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.


No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet
2012-09-05 10:54:08 AM  
1 votes:

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


How the fark do I know? She's related to a politician isn't she?
2012-09-05 10:53:52 AM  
1 votes:

Kaka: Farked?


Farked.
2012-09-05 10:53:04 AM  
1 votes:
Rink Santorum's children would like a word.
2012-09-05 10:52:45 AM  
1 votes:
Ain't no farking like a Fark.com farking cuz a Fark.com farking sez 'AGGREGATE LINKING KILLS'.

/Farked.
2012-09-05 10:51:28 AM  
1 votes:
bagnewsnotes.typepad.com
/Still thinks he has better hair
2012-09-05 10:49:50 AM  
1 votes:

Lunaville: quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.

My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


My Mom is a twin, so I'm finding this conversation a bit creepy-no, not really, it creeped me out years ago, I'm over it now.
2012-09-05 10:48:56 AM  
1 votes:
subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!
2012-09-05 10:46:03 AM  
1 votes:
If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes
2012-09-05 09:06:03 AM  
1 votes:
She seems conceited.
2012-09-05 08:51:55 AM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.
2012-09-05 08:34:04 AM  
1 votes:

quatchi: /Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


Well, I'm not a chick. But, I've always thought it to be a bit creepy. I've even been propositioned by two twins for a three-way session, and I thought the idea of two brothers being involved in a sexual situation together was just, well, creepy.
2012-09-05 08:18:46 AM  
1 votes:
"Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"
 
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