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2012-09-05 12:42:11 PM  

carrion_luggage: NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.

CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!


Bob Hitler is a wonderful stepfather to his son, Lyle. He adopted him when he married Missus Schmidt.

Her first husband died while working at the rodeo. A bull trampled her man, goring him to death.

But then, he was always getting hurt; we used to joke that he was a regular "ouch wiz"!
 
2012-09-05 12:50:01 PM  

danno_to_infinity: jrkmo1: Castro = Hispanic Jimmy Fallon?

hah, I wasn't the only one who thought that, then.


Jimmy Fallon also thought, and tweeted, about it
 
2012-09-05 12:59:52 PM  

quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


As a gay man yes, yes YES!
 
2012-09-05 01:07:41 PM  
Awfully cynical to say she was trained. Have you never seen a child in action before?
 
2012-09-05 01:12:40 PM  

proteon: Even though the link doesn't work I'm STILL never clicking the Politics tab


img79.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-05 01:21:06 PM  
What kind of website goes down for "maintenance" at noon on Wednesday??
 
2012-09-05 01:25:24 PM  

Broom: Well, he is a keynote speaker. That is a grooming maneuver by the Dem's leadership.


GOP as well. That's why Chris Christie and Marco Rubio spoke.
 
2012-09-05 01:48:57 PM  
Three years old, and in Pre-K? My youngest can't get into Kindergarten because she just turned 5 yesterday- 4 days past the cut-off.
 
2012-09-05 01:49:10 PM  

werekoala: carrion_luggage: NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.

CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!

Bob Hitler is a wonderful stepfather to his son, Lyle. He adopted him when he married Missus Schmidt.

Her first husband died while working at the rodeo. A bull trampled her man, goring him to death.

But then, he was always getting hurt; we used to joke that he was a regular "ouch wiz"!


G'stop -- oh, you're killing me!
 
2012-09-05 01:50:27 PM  

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.


You know, you can admit the girl was adorable without giving the Democrats a "win". There's a limit to this BS, even on Fark. You really should be ashamed of yourself.
 
2012-09-05 02:12:13 PM  

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.


+1

I dont care of the family are democrats or republicans, or any other shade of opinion
I l;ove cutesy videos...... piano playing cats, talking dogs, laughing babies...... u that was just 'meh'
very 'meh'
 
2012-09-05 02:15:58 PM  

Lunaville: quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.

My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


One of my friends in High schools parents were both twins and his aunt and uncle, the other half of the two pairs were also so married.

And, (wait for it), they lived next door to each other.
 
2012-09-05 02:32:44 PM  

Broom: That is a grooming maneuver by the Dem's leadership.


I would just like to say in my defence: the pun was entirely unintentional.
 
2012-09-05 02:52:50 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!


You forgot to add your start and end tags.

www.thinkgeek.com
 
2012-09-05 03:16:00 PM  
He seems to have married a clown...
 
2012-09-05 04:03:35 PM  

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


Finally.
 
2012-09-05 04:15:31 PM  
I just want to know when Jimmy Fallon went into politics.
 
2012-09-05 04:35:22 PM  
Would do twins. I knew two years ago who unfortunately were with girlfriends at the time but if they had been single I think I could have convinced them.
 
2012-09-05 04:43:08 PM  
Is it better with the sound on? I watched it with the sound off (there be Republicans hidin' under the eaves)-and: Meh.
 
2012-09-05 04:46:08 PM  

crab66: Lunaville: My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.

So your sister is a whore then....


No, a slut. Whores get paid.

Also, for extra lulz, I thought that last sentence said, "I think our grandparents were related."
 
2012-09-05 05:39:53 PM  

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.


I think the best on screen moment from a convention would be the young Palin daughter licking Triggs head on TV in 2008,
 
2012-09-05 05:57:20 PM  
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/don't click
 
2012-09-05 06:15:06 PM  
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Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
 
2012-09-05 06:28:52 PM  

Cythraul: Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.


Can you imagine that shiat? President Castro of the USA? First President Hussein and then that?

I guess we'll have a President Stalin later on and then a President Mao (first Chinese-American president!). It'll take a while before America will be ready for President Hitler, but give it time.
 
2012-09-05 06:29:22 PM  
No politics!

lordargent.com
 
2012-09-05 07:02:35 PM  
Could we PLEASE have more discussion and some photos about the twin scenario, and less about a 3 year old tossing their hair that was neither hilarious nor particularly cute?

Seriously. Shouldn't we focus on our core strengths as a group?
 
2012-09-05 08:25:08 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: When Castro talked about his daughter's future, everyone laughed since it's obvious that the kid likes being on TV.

I don't think he realized what the laughter was about, since he couldn't see what they were seeing.


They were laughing because they all know Latinos don't have a future in America

/I kees
 
2012-09-05 08:56:33 PM  
Is the headline some kind of joke or reference I'm not getting? All I saw was some guy giving a speech and a girl moving her hair around, apparently after seeing herself on camera.

I'm assuming that was some kind of flirting body language or something? What makes that so funny?
 
2012-09-05 09:52:22 PM  
So, has 0bamacare provided her with contraceptives yet?
 
2012-09-05 09:55:09 PM  
Oh, that ad of Patty Arquette, here off to the right under the DNC 2012 tag, leads me to believe she is researching a role as Hillary Clinton.

/so, haqve you dems got that fine thing fixed up so it can't get knocked up yet?
 
2012-09-06 12:44:45 AM  

pseudowho: Is the headline some kind of joke or reference I'm not getting? All I saw was some guy giving a speech and a girl moving her hair around, apparently after seeing herself on camera.

I'm assuming that was some kind of flirting body language or something? What makes that so funny?


Because she doesn't know she's on camera. She's three. She sees an image of herself in a "mirror' and unselfconsciously starts flipping her hair around to make sure it looks good. She has no idea millions of people are watching her. I think subby's laying it on a bit thick with the OMG funniest ever, but it's worth a chuckle.
 
2012-09-06 09:04:43 AM  
This is learned behavior from mom.. Who is obviously a HUGE vapid attention whore..

"Oh.. everybody look at me.. I'm married to a politician.. All I have to do is spread my legs and fark and take a load on the face"

"Look at my daughter who is only three and already a HUGE attention whore."

Holy fark I hate politicians. They ALL lie.
 
2012-09-06 11:31:10 PM  

master_dman: This is learned behavior from mom.. Who is obviously a HUGE vapid attention whore..

"Oh.. everybody look at me.. I'm married to a politician.. All I have to do is spread my legs and fark and take a load on the face"

"Look at my daughter who is only three and already a HUGE attention whore."

Holy fark I hate politicians. They ALL lie.


Jesus. You're sick.
 
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