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2012-09-05 08:18:46 AM  
"Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"
 
2012-09-05 08:31:23 AM  
Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.
 
2012-09-05 08:34:04 AM  

quatchi: /Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


Well, I'm not a chick. But, I've always thought it to be a bit creepy. I've even been propositioned by two twins for a three-way session, and I thought the idea of two brothers being involved in a sexual situation together was just, well, creepy.
 
2012-09-05 08:51:55 AM  

quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.
 
2012-09-05 09:06:03 AM  
She seems conceited.
 
2012-09-05 09:56:39 AM  

quatchi: /Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


A friend of mine has slept with twins - not at the same time though, they weren't into it. She says she has a thing for them, and would want to be in a threesome with identical twin dudes. But it seems male twins who are up for a threesome are pretty rare, no matter how drunk you get them.
 
2012-09-05 09:58:46 AM  
It's all downhill from here kid.
 
2012-09-05 10:20:24 AM  
That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.
 
2012-09-05 10:45:57 AM  
That is a very cute anchor baby.
 
2012-09-05 10:46:03 AM  
If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes
 
2012-09-05 10:47:54 AM  
:3
 
2012-09-05 10:48:21 AM  
Link's farked.
 
2012-09-05 10:48:30 AM  

jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.


hahahaha holy shiat
 
2012-09-05 10:48:48 AM  
Open racism? Check. GOP whining? Check. Fark has a certain reputation to uphold after all.
 
2012-09-05 10:48:56 AM  
subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!
 
2012-09-05 10:49:09 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes


You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.
 
2012-09-05 10:49:33 AM  

Lunaville: My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


So your sister is a whore then....
 
2012-09-05 10:49:50 AM  

Lunaville: quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.

My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


My Mom is a twin, so I'm finding this conversation a bit creepy-no, not really, it creeped me out years ago, I'm over it now.
 
2012-09-05 10:50:06 AM  

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.


ZOMG TELEPROMPTER, CODE BLUE, TELEPROMPTER
 
2012-09-05 10:50:20 AM  
God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?
 
2012-09-05 10:50:30 AM  

jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair


For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?
 
2012-09-05 10:51:28 AM  
bagnewsnotes.typepad.com
/Still thinks he has better hair
 
2012-09-05 10:51:52 AM  
Sure i have a "twin," if you count my experiment in the vat in the basement.

Never imagined it would be so hard to synthesize fingernails, of all things. Ready-to-go world-dominating replica and the stupid thing won't. grow. FINGERNAILS.

*hair flip*
 
2012-09-05 10:51:55 AM  
OMG totally staged by liberal thug-o-crats.

They actually sacrificed that child to Satan after that.
 
2012-09-05 10:52:02 AM  
Another "Tasteless and Offensive" filter hit thanks to fark....Why do I allow myself to click on links here.
 
2012-09-05 10:52:08 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: She seems conceited.


A self centered 4 year old? The hell you say!
 
2012-09-05 10:52:24 AM  
Farked?
 
2012-09-05 10:52:45 AM  
Ain't no farking like a Fark.com farking cuz a Fark.com farking sez 'AGGREGATE LINKING KILLS'.

/Farked.
 
2012-09-05 10:53:04 AM  
Rink Santorum's children would like a word.
 
2012-09-05 10:53:16 AM  

Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.


Well, he is a keynote speaker. That is a grooming maneuver by the Dem's leadership.
 
2012-09-05 10:53:34 AM  
Even though the link doesn't work I'm STILL never clicking the Politics tab
 
2012-09-05 10:53:52 AM  

Kaka: Farked?


Farked.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:00 AM  
That kid is clearly an Obama plant in the audience to garner support from the under 7 vote.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:08 AM  

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


How the fark do I know? She's related to a politician isn't she?
 
2012-09-05 10:54:17 AM  
When Castro talked about his daughter's future, everyone laughed since it's obvious that the kid likes being on TV.

I don't think he realized what the laughter was about, since he couldn't see what they were seeing.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:38 AM  
Blocked by mod_slotlimit. More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Unsurped by Slotlimit! Again!!! Curse you Slotlimit.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:49 AM  

LostInTO: Another "Tasteless and Offensive" filter hit thanks to fark....Why do I allow myself to click on links here.


Your employer decides what has taste for you?
 
2012-09-05 10:55:16 AM  

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


For the same reason that Barack's mother secretly paid a Hawaii doctor to forge a birth certificate for her newborn son, years before he ever thought of going into politics: fluoride in our water, man!

WAKE UP!
 
Biv
2012-09-05 10:55:19 AM  
Link is farked?
 
2012-09-05 10:55:55 AM  
 
2012-09-05 10:56:05 AM  

LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.


No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet
 
2012-09-05 10:56:32 AM  
Her madre has taught that chica well. She will land an hombre con mucho dinero. Pero ella tendrá que aceptar la casa chica de su marido
 
2012-09-05 10:56:42 AM  
I'm pretty liberal and I didn't think that was the world's most hilarious OMG I'm on TV moment... Nor was it all that sappy.

Cute kid is cute, and all, but this overpromised and underdelivered.
 
2012-09-05 10:56:53 AM  

styckx: God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?


Maybe Youtube doesn't need the traffic-driven money anymore, but smaller blogs do?
 
2012-09-05 10:58:19 AM  
 
2012-09-05 10:58:37 AM  
Non-farked link...

Link
 
2012-09-05 10:59:39 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: styckx: God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?

Maybe Youtube doesn't need the traffic-driven money anymore, but smaller blogs do?


It's all about the middle men in this country.
 
2012-09-05 11:01:23 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.

No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet


Ever see "Toddlers & Tiaras"?
 
2012-09-05 11:01:32 AM  

quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


As a twin from a small town, yes they do. At least when you're together. Once we started working and were separated all the time, everyone forgot about me and assumed I was my brother. Yay lack of identity.
 
2012-09-05 11:02:33 AM  

Kingly Weevil: That kid is clearly an Obama plant in the audience to garner support from the under 7 vote.


ZOMG BLATANT VOTER FRAUD
 
2012-09-05 11:03:09 AM  

jaylectricity: Bennie Crabtree: styckx: God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?

Maybe Youtube doesn't need the traffic-driven money anymore, but smaller blogs do?

It's all about the middle men in this country.


Apparently the ones that no only do nothing, but manage to fark up doing nothing too...
 
2012-09-05 11:03:11 AM  

Jackson Herring: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

hahahaha holy shiat


Just like her mother....who I would fark.
 
2012-09-05 11:03:45 AM  
That was a letdown. I'm not convinced she ever really made the connection between what she was watching and herself. She looked like a typical bored, fidgety 3-year-old who'd rather be anywhere else but stuck in a room filled with people and dolled up in fancy clothes.
 
2012-09-05 11:03:45 AM  

Kibbler: Rink Santorum's children would like a wordvisit from CPS.


Seriously. He made them all sing to a dead fetus.

/cute kid was cute
//twins weirded me out
 
2012-09-05 11:04:43 AM  

mr intrepid: Dead for Tax Reasons: LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.

No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet

Ever see "Toddlers & Tiaras"?


[Honey Boo Boo smiles cutely and mugs for the camera.jpg]
 
2012-09-05 11:06:01 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes


Maybe she'll get a Fark account and be just like you.
 
2012-09-05 11:06:04 AM  
mod_slotlimit can be a biatch sometimes but has it actually made it to TV?
 
2012-09-05 11:07:09 AM  

Rootus: That was a letdown. I'm not convinced she ever really made the connection between what she was watching and herself. She looked like a typical bored, fidgety 3-year-old who'd rather be anywhere else but stuck in a room filled with people and dolled up in fancy clothes.


So her looking straight, then looking up, then being fixated at something "up" means...

Nevermind...

/Watched it live
 
2012-09-05 11:07:53 AM  

Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"


I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!
 
2012-09-05 11:08:23 AM  
Cute kid.
 
2012-09-05 11:09:46 AM  

cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!


Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.
 
2012-09-05 11:11:14 AM  
So did they apparently. I love error database connections don't you?
 
2012-09-05 11:11:44 AM  

cousin-merle: Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"

I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!


yeah, Republicans don't, do they? Vote Bush and Dick in 2004!
 
2012-09-05 11:13:30 AM  
Castro = Hispanic Jimmy Fallon?
 
2012-09-05 11:15:10 AM  

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


Finally!
 
2012-09-05 11:15:35 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!


I know you want to see her papers, but you're just going to have to accept that she's a citizen.
 
2012-09-05 11:15:55 AM  

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!
 
2012-09-05 11:16:18 AM  
Problem is that at work, the work filters don't allow me to access the Politics tab.
 
2012-09-05 11:16:26 AM  
Did I miss some other feed or something? She didn't look like OMG, she was just flipping her hair.
 
2012-09-05 11:19:07 AM  
omg.. Error establishing a database connection...
 
2012-09-05 11:20:49 AM  
ah, future attention whore...
 
2012-09-05 11:22:32 AM  
I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain why I should be outraged by this...

Eh... cute kid.
 
2012-09-05 11:23:52 AM  

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


BECAUSE SOCIALISM
 
2012-09-05 11:26:06 AM  
Subby needs to get out more on the Internet.
 
2012-09-05 11:26:11 AM  

keylock71: I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain why I should be outraged by this...

Eh... cute kid.


HURF BLURF FUTURE ATTENTION WHORE LOOK AT THOSE KNEES WHAT A SLUTTTTT
 
2012-09-05 11:30:15 AM  
I'm not even convinced that she was "OMG I'M on TV!". She acted like a 3 year old.

BIG. FARKING. DEAL.
 
2012-09-05 11:30:48 AM  

Boudica's War Tampon: Her madre has taught that chica well. She will land an hombre con mucho dinero. Pero ella tendrá que aceptar la casa chica de su marido


Seriously this made me so angry when he pulled that card. You know, I have no issue whatsoever voting for someone that is a different ethnicity, but when they go ahead and try to make it an issue or use it as leverage, I lose all desire to support that person despite the fact that they may be a great candidate. Watching the DNC was like watching a really bad Lifetime feel-good movie.

/not a member of the GOP
 
2012-09-05 11:33:34 AM  
link farked
 
2012-09-05 11:33:53 AM  

Kibbler: Rink Santorum's children would like a word.


Rink? Santorum?

That's one Zamboni I do not want to drive.
 
2012-09-05 11:34:39 AM  

the money is in the banana stand: Boudica's War Tampon: Her madre has taught that chica well. She will land an hombre con mucho dinero. Pero ella tendrá que aceptar la casa chica de su marido

Seriously this made me so angry when he pulled that card. You know, I have no issue whatsoever voting for someone that is a different ethnicity, but when they go ahead and try to make it an issue or use it as leverage, I lose all desire to support that person despite the fact that they may be a great candidate. Watching the DNC was like watching a really bad Lifetime feel-good movie.

/not a member of the GOP


Why is that bad? It is a part of their identity. Even Karl Rove admitted that the idea of bringing up heritage was a good thing because it shows all Americans have a common desire to do well in this country.
 
2012-09-05 11:35:38 AM  

the money is in the banana stand: You know, I have no issue whatsoever voting for someone that is a different ethnicity, but when they go ahead and try to make it an issue or use it as leverage


Rights for racial and ethnic minorities has always been an issue in this country.
 
2012-09-05 11:38:17 AM  

NateGrey: Even Karl Rove admitted that the idea of bringing up heritage was a good thing because it shows all Americans have a common desire to do well in this country.


I imagine there's a certain conservative demographic that Rove hopes will keep silent about their heritage though.
 
2012-09-05 11:39:19 AM  
Semi-cute kid... but her dad and uncle look like they have FAS.
 
2012-09-05 11:40:11 AM  

Three-Fifty: Semi-cute kid... but her dad and uncle look like they have FAS.


Of course they have foreign accent syndrome. They're foreign.
 
2012-09-05 11:40:23 AM  

Three-Fifty: Semi-cute kid... but her dad and uncle look like they have FAS.


That's not a nice thing to say about a future President.
 
2012-09-05 11:44:55 AM  
This far in and not one single "have a seat over there?"
 
2012-09-05 11:46:46 AM  

Rootus: That was a letdown. I'm not convinced she ever really made the connection between what she was watching and herself. She looked like a typical bored, fidgety 3-year-old who'd rather be anywhere else but stuck in a room filled with people and dolled up in fancy clothes.


I'm not sure. This thread is a trainwreck, but that was cute. It did kind of look like she was preening for the cameras. It's funny enough by itself, but then your mind goes to, How would a little girl learn to act like that? And you imagine her mother telling her to "flip your hair, wet your lips when a camera is pointed at you!" (with appropriate gestures) and it's funny as hell. 

....whether it's true or not.
 
2012-09-05 11:48:41 AM  
Castro may run, but he doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell at even getting the nomination.

"I heard he's a distant cousin of Fidel Castro", millions of people will say, and that will be that. I mean, look at what so many American's did with Obama's middle name. That was just a taste of the derp to come if this guy gets the national stage for more than a hand full of news cycles. America is simply too broken to have even the most basic of fact discovering conversations these days.
 
2012-09-05 11:49:05 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: This far in and not one single "have a seat over there?"


too old?
 
2012-09-05 11:49:38 AM  
There's a Politics tab?
 
2012-09-05 11:50:40 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: This far in and not one single "have a seat over there?"


Go for it:

jaylectricity: It would be cute if her lips spread

 
2012-09-05 11:53:09 AM  

MemeSlave: There's a Politics tab?


Don't.

Just... Don't. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2012-09-05 11:56:07 AM  

unchellmatt: Just... Don't. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Oh god there's nothing funnier than main page posters making fun of the Politics tab.
 
2012-09-05 12:00:50 PM  
Castro for President would be perfect - he's already got his disposable look-alike...

drbristol.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-05 12:05:14 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-05 12:05:22 PM  

Cosmoboy: quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


As a twin from a small town, yes they do. At least when you're together. Once we started working and were separated all the time, everyone forgot about me and assumed I was my brother. Yay lack of identity.


Ah, cool. TY for replying and to all who did the same.

I was a actually born one of a set of identical twins but my twin died 3 months after birth so I've often had these little pomderings and "what if" moments.

/No conscious memory no, just stories and a couple pictures and a grave.
//Again, thanks for all replies on this admittedly oddish off topic question.
///A'ight. Awake too long again. Off to sleep. Will wake for DNC thingy.
 
2012-09-05 12:09:00 PM  
Database error. What a great link.
 
2012-09-05 12:22:00 PM  

jrkmo1: Castro = Hispanic Jimmy Fallon?


hah, I wasn't the only one who thought that, then.
 
2012-09-05 12:22:34 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Database error. What a great link.


Yes, but it's the world's most hilarious database error, so clearly worth linking to.
 
2012-09-05 12:22:41 PM  

Angry Buddha: NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.

Finally!


Beat me to it.

/well played
 
2012-09-05 12:42:11 PM  

carrion_luggage: NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.

CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!


Bob Hitler is a wonderful stepfather to his son, Lyle. He adopted him when he married Missus Schmidt.

Her first husband died while working at the rodeo. A bull trampled her man, goring him to death.

But then, he was always getting hurt; we used to joke that he was a regular "ouch wiz"!
 
2012-09-05 12:50:01 PM  

danno_to_infinity: jrkmo1: Castro = Hispanic Jimmy Fallon?

hah, I wasn't the only one who thought that, then.


Jimmy Fallon also thought, and tweeted, about it
 
2012-09-05 12:59:52 PM  

quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


As a gay man yes, yes YES!
 
2012-09-05 01:07:41 PM  
Awfully cynical to say she was trained. Have you never seen a child in action before?
 
2012-09-05 01:12:40 PM  

proteon: Even though the link doesn't work I'm STILL never clicking the Politics tab


img79.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-05 01:21:06 PM  
What kind of website goes down for "maintenance" at noon on Wednesday??
 
2012-09-05 01:25:24 PM  

Broom: Well, he is a keynote speaker. That is a grooming maneuver by the Dem's leadership.


GOP as well. That's why Chris Christie and Marco Rubio spoke.
 
2012-09-05 01:48:57 PM  
Three years old, and in Pre-K? My youngest can't get into Kindergarten because she just turned 5 yesterday- 4 days past the cut-off.
 
2012-09-05 01:49:10 PM  

werekoala: carrion_luggage: NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.

CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!

Bob Hitler is a wonderful stepfather to his son, Lyle. He adopted him when he married Missus Schmidt.

Her first husband died while working at the rodeo. A bull trampled her man, goring him to death.

But then, he was always getting hurt; we used to joke that he was a regular "ouch wiz"!


G'stop -- oh, you're killing me!
 
2012-09-05 01:50:27 PM  

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.


You know, you can admit the girl was adorable without giving the Democrats a "win". There's a limit to this BS, even on Fark. You really should be ashamed of yourself.
 
2012-09-05 02:12:13 PM  

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.


+1

I dont care of the family are democrats or republicans, or any other shade of opinion
I l;ove cutesy videos...... piano playing cats, talking dogs, laughing babies...... u that was just 'meh'
very 'meh'
 
2012-09-05 02:15:58 PM  

Lunaville: quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.

My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


One of my friends in High schools parents were both twins and his aunt and uncle, the other half of the two pairs were also so married.

And, (wait for it), they lived next door to each other.
 
2012-09-05 02:32:44 PM  

Broom: That is a grooming maneuver by the Dem's leadership.


I would just like to say in my defence: the pun was entirely unintentional.
 
2012-09-05 02:52:50 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!


You forgot to add your start and end tags.

www.thinkgeek.com
 
2012-09-05 03:16:00 PM  
He seems to have married a clown...
 
2012-09-05 04:03:35 PM  

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


Finally.
 
2012-09-05 04:15:31 PM  
I just want to know when Jimmy Fallon went into politics.
 
2012-09-05 04:35:22 PM  
Would do twins. I knew two years ago who unfortunately were with girlfriends at the time but if they had been single I think I could have convinced them.
 
2012-09-05 04:43:08 PM  
Is it better with the sound on? I watched it with the sound off (there be Republicans hidin' under the eaves)-and: Meh.
 
2012-09-05 04:46:08 PM  

crab66: Lunaville: My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.

So your sister is a whore then....


No, a slut. Whores get paid.

Also, for extra lulz, I thought that last sentence said, "I think our grandparents were related."
 
2012-09-05 05:39:53 PM  

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.


I think the best on screen moment from a convention would be the young Palin daughter licking Triggs head on TV in 2008,
 
2012-09-05 05:57:20 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

/don't click
 
2012-09-05 06:15:06 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uki.ytimg.comcdn.thedailybeast.comwww.djbobbytrends.com

Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
 
2012-09-05 06:28:52 PM  

Cythraul: Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.


Can you imagine that shiat? President Castro of the USA? First President Hussein and then that?

I guess we'll have a President Stalin later on and then a President Mao (first Chinese-American president!). It'll take a while before America will be ready for President Hitler, but give it time.
 
2012-09-05 06:29:22 PM  
No politics!

lordargent.com
 
2012-09-05 07:02:35 PM  
Could we PLEASE have more discussion and some photos about the twin scenario, and less about a 3 year old tossing their hair that was neither hilarious nor particularly cute?

Seriously. Shouldn't we focus on our core strengths as a group?
 
2012-09-05 08:25:08 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: When Castro talked about his daughter's future, everyone laughed since it's obvious that the kid likes being on TV.

I don't think he realized what the laughter was about, since he couldn't see what they were seeing.


They were laughing because they all know Latinos don't have a future in America



/I kees
 
2012-09-05 08:56:33 PM  
Is the headline some kind of joke or reference I'm not getting? All I saw was some guy giving a speech and a girl moving her hair around, apparently after seeing herself on camera.

I'm assuming that was some kind of flirting body language or something? What makes that so funny?
 
2012-09-05 09:52:22 PM  
So, has 0bamacare provided her with contraceptives yet?
 
2012-09-05 09:55:09 PM  
Oh, that ad of Patty Arquette, here off to the right under the DNC 2012 tag, leads me to believe she is researching a role as Hillary Clinton.

/so, haqve you dems got that fine thing fixed up so it can't get knocked up yet?
 
2012-09-06 12:44:45 AM  

pseudowho: Is the headline some kind of joke or reference I'm not getting? All I saw was some guy giving a speech and a girl moving her hair around, apparently after seeing herself on camera.

I'm assuming that was some kind of flirting body language or something? What makes that so funny?


Because she doesn't know she's on camera. She's three. She sees an image of herself in a "mirror' and unselfconsciously starts flipping her hair around to make sure it looks good. She has no idea millions of people are watching her. I think subby's laying it on a bit thick with the OMG funniest ever, but it's worth a chuckle.
 
2012-09-06 09:04:43 AM  
This is learned behavior from mom.. Who is obviously a HUGE vapid attention whore..

"Oh.. everybody look at me.. I'm married to a politician.. All I have to do is spread my legs and fark and take a load on the face"

"Look at my daughter who is only three and already a HUGE attention whore."

Holy fark I hate politicians. They ALL lie.
 
2012-09-06 11:31:10 PM  

master_dman: This is learned behavior from mom.. Who is obviously a HUGE vapid attention whore..

"Oh.. everybody look at me.. I'm married to a politician.. All I have to do is spread my legs and fark and take a load on the face"

"Look at my daughter who is only three and already a HUGE attention whore."

Holy fark I hate politicians. They ALL lie.


Jesus. You're sick.
 
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