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2012-09-05 11:03:09 AM

jaylectricity: Bennie Crabtree: styckx: God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?

Maybe Youtube doesn't need the traffic-driven money anymore, but smaller blogs do?

It's all about the middle men in this country.


Apparently the ones that no only do nothing, but manage to fark up doing nothing too...
 
2012-09-05 11:03:11 AM

Jackson Herring: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

hahahaha holy shiat


Just like her mother....who I would fark.
 
2012-09-05 11:03:45 AM
That was a letdown. I'm not convinced she ever really made the connection between what she was watching and herself. She looked like a typical bored, fidgety 3-year-old who'd rather be anywhere else but stuck in a room filled with people and dolled up in fancy clothes.
 
2012-09-05 11:03:45 AM

Kibbler: Rink Santorum's children would like a wordvisit from CPS.


Seriously. He made them all sing to a dead fetus.

/cute kid was cute
//twins weirded me out
 
2012-09-05 11:04:43 AM

mr intrepid: Dead for Tax Reasons: LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.

No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet

Ever see "Toddlers & Tiaras"?


[Honey Boo Boo smiles cutely and mugs for the camera.jpg]
 
2012-09-05 11:06:01 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes


Maybe she'll get a Fark account and be just like you.
 
2012-09-05 11:06:04 AM
mod_slotlimit can be a biatch sometimes but has it actually made it to TV?
 
2012-09-05 11:07:09 AM

Rootus: That was a letdown. I'm not convinced she ever really made the connection between what she was watching and herself. She looked like a typical bored, fidgety 3-year-old who'd rather be anywhere else but stuck in a room filled with people and dolled up in fancy clothes.


So her looking straight, then looking up, then being fixated at something "up" means...

Nevermind...

/Watched it live
 
2012-09-05 11:07:53 AM

Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"


I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!
 
2012-09-05 11:08:23 AM
Cute kid.
 
2012-09-05 11:09:46 AM

cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!


Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.
 
2012-09-05 11:11:14 AM
So did they apparently. I love error database connections don't you?
 
2012-09-05 11:11:44 AM

cousin-merle: Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"

I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!


yeah, Republicans don't, do they? Vote Bush and Dick in 2004!
 
2012-09-05 11:13:30 AM
Castro = Hispanic Jimmy Fallon?
 
2012-09-05 11:15:10 AM

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


Finally!
 
2012-09-05 11:15:35 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!


I know you want to see her papers, but you're just going to have to accept that she's a citizen.
 
2012-09-05 11:15:55 AM

NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.


CSB: Bob Hitler runs a used record store in my hometown -- "Vinyl Solutions". He sponsors our Little League Team, the Liberty Bells. Go Bells!
 
2012-09-05 11:16:18 AM
Problem is that at work, the work filters don't allow me to access the Politics tab.
 
2012-09-05 11:16:26 AM
Did I miss some other feed or something? She didn't look like OMG, she was just flipping her hair.
 
2012-09-05 11:19:07 AM
omg.. Error establishing a database connection...
 
2012-09-05 11:20:49 AM
ah, future attention whore...
 
2012-09-05 11:22:32 AM
I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain why I should be outraged by this...

Eh... cute kid.
 
2012-09-05 11:23:52 AM

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


BECAUSE SOCIALISM
 
2012-09-05 11:26:06 AM
Subby needs to get out more on the Internet.
 
2012-09-05 11:26:11 AM

keylock71: I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain why I should be outraged by this...

Eh... cute kid.


HURF BLURF FUTURE ATTENTION WHORE LOOK AT THOSE KNEES WHAT A SLUTTTTT
 
2012-09-05 11:30:15 AM
I'm not even convinced that she was "OMG I'M on TV!". She acted like a 3 year old.

BIG. FARKING. DEAL.
 
2012-09-05 11:30:48 AM

Boudica's War Tampon: Her madre has taught that chica well. She will land an hombre con mucho dinero. Pero ella tendrá que aceptar la casa chica de su marido


Seriously this made me so angry when he pulled that card. You know, I have no issue whatsoever voting for someone that is a different ethnicity, but when they go ahead and try to make it an issue or use it as leverage, I lose all desire to support that person despite the fact that they may be a great candidate. Watching the DNC was like watching a really bad Lifetime feel-good movie.

/not a member of the GOP
 
2012-09-05 11:33:34 AM
link farked
 
2012-09-05 11:33:53 AM

Kibbler: Rink Santorum's children would like a word.


Rink? Santorum?

That's one Zamboni I do not want to drive.
 
2012-09-05 11:34:39 AM

the money is in the banana stand: Boudica's War Tampon: Her madre has taught that chica well. She will land an hombre con mucho dinero. Pero ella tendrá que aceptar la casa chica de su marido

Seriously this made me so angry when he pulled that card. You know, I have no issue whatsoever voting for someone that is a different ethnicity, but when they go ahead and try to make it an issue or use it as leverage, I lose all desire to support that person despite the fact that they may be a great candidate. Watching the DNC was like watching a really bad Lifetime feel-good movie.

/not a member of the GOP


Why is that bad? It is a part of their identity. Even Karl Rove admitted that the idea of bringing up heritage was a good thing because it shows all Americans have a common desire to do well in this country.
 
2012-09-05 11:35:38 AM

the money is in the banana stand: You know, I have no issue whatsoever voting for someone that is a different ethnicity, but when they go ahead and try to make it an issue or use it as leverage


Rights for racial and ethnic minorities has always been an issue in this country.
 
2012-09-05 11:38:17 AM

NateGrey: Even Karl Rove admitted that the idea of bringing up heritage was a good thing because it shows all Americans have a common desire to do well in this country.


I imagine there's a certain conservative demographic that Rove hopes will keep silent about their heritage though.
 
2012-09-05 11:39:19 AM
Semi-cute kid... but her dad and uncle look like they have FAS.
 
2012-09-05 11:40:11 AM

Three-Fifty: Semi-cute kid... but her dad and uncle look like they have FAS.


Of course they have foreign accent syndrome. They're foreign.
 
2012-09-05 11:40:23 AM

Three-Fifty: Semi-cute kid... but her dad and uncle look like they have FAS.


That's not a nice thing to say about a future President.
 
2012-09-05 11:44:55 AM
This far in and not one single "have a seat over there?"
 
2012-09-05 11:46:46 AM

Rootus: That was a letdown. I'm not convinced she ever really made the connection between what she was watching and herself. She looked like a typical bored, fidgety 3-year-old who'd rather be anywhere else but stuck in a room filled with people and dolled up in fancy clothes.


I'm not sure. This thread is a trainwreck, but that was cute. It did kind of look like she was preening for the cameras. It's funny enough by itself, but then your mind goes to, How would a little girl learn to act like that? And you imagine her mother telling her to "flip your hair, wet your lips when a camera is pointed at you!" (with appropriate gestures) and it's funny as hell. 

....whether it's true or not.
 
2012-09-05 11:48:41 AM
Castro may run, but he doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell at even getting the nomination.

"I heard he's a distant cousin of Fidel Castro", millions of people will say, and that will be that. I mean, look at what so many American's did with Obama's middle name. That was just a taste of the derp to come if this guy gets the national stage for more than a hand full of news cycles. America is simply too broken to have even the most basic of fact discovering conversations these days.
 
2012-09-05 11:49:05 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: This far in and not one single "have a seat over there?"


too old?
 
2012-09-05 11:49:38 AM
There's a Politics tab?
 
2012-09-05 11:50:40 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: This far in and not one single "have a seat over there?"


Go for it:

jaylectricity: It would be cute if her lips spread

 
2012-09-05 11:53:09 AM

MemeSlave: There's a Politics tab?


Don't.

Just... Don't. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2012-09-05 11:56:07 AM

unchellmatt: Just... Don't. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Oh god there's nothing funnier than main page posters making fun of the Politics tab.
 
2012-09-05 12:00:50 PM
Castro for President would be perfect - he's already got his disposable look-alike...

drbristol.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-05 12:05:14 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-05 12:05:22 PM

Cosmoboy: quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


As a twin from a small town, yes they do. At least when you're together. Once we started working and were separated all the time, everyone forgot about me and assumed I was my brother. Yay lack of identity.


Ah, cool. TY for replying and to all who did the same.

I was a actually born one of a set of identical twins but my twin died 3 months after birth so I've often had these little pomderings and "what if" moments.

/No conscious memory no, just stories and a couple pictures and a grave.
//Again, thanks for all replies on this admittedly oddish off topic question.
///A'ight. Awake too long again. Off to sleep. Will wake for DNC thingy.
 
2012-09-05 12:09:00 PM
Database error. What a great link.
 
2012-09-05 12:22:00 PM

jrkmo1: Castro = Hispanic Jimmy Fallon?


hah, I wasn't the only one who thought that, then.
 
2012-09-05 12:22:34 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Database error. What a great link.


Yes, but it's the world's most hilarious database error, so clearly worth linking to.
 
2012-09-05 12:22:41 PM

Angry Buddha: NateGrey: cousin-merle: I think that Democrats should keep nominating candidates with awful names. Democrats are the party of Castro, the party of Hussein, the party of Hitler. Vote Bob Hitler in 2024!

Bob Hitler? He sounds like he has all the solutions to our problems.

Finally!


Beat me to it.

/well played
 
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