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2012-09-05 08:18:46 AM
"Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.

Oh, and I love one of the other articles linked below with the headline of "Commie Democrats Choose Castro For Keynote Address, Obviously"
 
2012-09-05 08:31:23 AM
Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.
 
2012-09-05 08:34:04 AM

quatchi: /Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


Well, I'm not a chick. But, I've always thought it to be a bit creepy. I've even been propositioned by two twins for a three-way session, and I thought the idea of two brothers being involved in a sexual situation together was just, well, creepy.
 
2012-09-05 08:51:55 AM

quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.
 
2012-09-05 09:06:03 AM
She seems conceited.
 
2012-09-05 09:56:39 AM

quatchi: /Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


A friend of mine has slept with twins - not at the same time though, they weren't into it. She says she has a thing for them, and would want to be in a threesome with identical twin dudes. But it seems male twins who are up for a threesome are pretty rare, no matter how drunk you get them.
 
2012-09-05 09:58:46 AM
It's all downhill from here kid.
 
2012-09-05 10:20:24 AM
That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.
 
2012-09-05 10:45:57 AM
That is a very cute anchor baby.
 
2012-09-05 10:46:03 AM
If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes
 
2012-09-05 10:47:54 AM
:3
 
2012-09-05 10:48:21 AM
Link's farked.
 
2012-09-05 10:48:30 AM

jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.


hahahaha holy shiat
 
2012-09-05 10:48:48 AM
Open racism? Check. GOP whining? Check. Fark has a certain reputation to uphold after all.
 
2012-09-05 10:48:56 AM
subby you are right, that was HILARIOUS! OMG!! OMG!!!

still laughing about this. FUNNY!!!
 
2012-09-05 10:49:09 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes


You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.
 
2012-09-05 10:49:33 AM

Lunaville: My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


So your sister is a whore then....
 
2012-09-05 10:49:50 AM

Lunaville: quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.

My eldest sister dated twins for a while when she was a teenager. When they began to press for going beyond holding hands and kissing, however, it started to drive her nuts. And she complained that, when she was drunk, she couldn't tell them apart. After a few months, she broke up with them both. She never dated twins again. I think our grandparents were relieved.


My Mom is a twin, so I'm finding this conversation a bit creepy-no, not really, it creeped me out years ago, I'm over it now.
 
2012-09-05 10:50:06 AM

jaylectricity: That was neither the most hilarious, nor the cutest "OMG, I'm on television" moment. She was obviously coached to flip her hair when people are looking at her.

She's three? It would be hilarious if she started jumping up and down and pointing at the screen. It would be cute if her lips spread into a wide and generous grin.


ZOMG TELEPROMPTER, CODE BLUE, TELEPROMPTER
 
2012-09-05 10:50:20 AM
God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?
 
2012-09-05 10:50:30 AM

jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair


For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?
 
2012-09-05 10:51:28 AM
bagnewsnotes.typepad.com
/Still thinks he has better hair
 
2012-09-05 10:51:52 AM
Sure i have a "twin," if you count my experiment in the vat in the basement.

Never imagined it would be so hard to synthesize fingernails, of all things. Ready-to-go world-dominating replica and the stupid thing won't. grow. FINGERNAILS.

*hair flip*
 
2012-09-05 10:51:55 AM
OMG totally staged by liberal thug-o-crats.

They actually sacrificed that child to Satan after that.
 
2012-09-05 10:52:02 AM
Another "Tasteless and Offensive" filter hit thanks to fark....Why do I allow myself to click on links here.
 
2012-09-05 10:52:08 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: She seems conceited.


A self centered 4 year old? The hell you say!
 
2012-09-05 10:52:24 AM
Farked?
 
2012-09-05 10:52:45 AM
Ain't no farking like a Fark.com farking cuz a Fark.com farking sez 'AGGREGATE LINKING KILLS'.

/Farked.
 
2012-09-05 10:53:04 AM
Rink Santorum's children would like a word.
 
2012-09-05 10:53:16 AM

Cythraul: "Does my hair look good?"

Just by watching that speech it became obvious that Castro is going to run for President at some point.


Well, he is a keynote speaker. That is a grooming maneuver by the Dem's leadership.
 
2012-09-05 10:53:34 AM
Even though the link doesn't work I'm STILL never clicking the Politics tab
 
2012-09-05 10:53:52 AM

Kaka: Farked?


Farked.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:00 AM
That kid is clearly an Obama plant in the audience to garner support from the under 7 vote.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:08 AM

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


How the fark do I know? She's related to a politician isn't she?
 
2012-09-05 10:54:17 AM
When Castro talked about his daughter's future, everyone laughed since it's obvious that the kid likes being on TV.

I don't think he realized what the laughter was about, since he couldn't see what they were seeing.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:38 AM
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Unsurped by Slotlimit! Again!!! Curse you Slotlimit.
 
2012-09-05 10:54:49 AM

LostInTO: Another "Tasteless and Offensive" filter hit thanks to fark....Why do I allow myself to click on links here.


Your employer decides what has taste for you?
 
2012-09-05 10:55:16 AM

shastacola: jaylectricity: She was obviously coached to flip her hair

For what reason would someone coach her to flip her hair?


For the same reason that Barack's mother secretly paid a Hawaii doctor to forge a birth certificate for her newborn son, years before he ever thought of going into politics: fluoride in our water, man!

WAKE UP!
 
Biv
2012-09-05 10:55:19 AM
Link is farked?
 
2012-09-05 10:55:55 AM
 
2012-09-05 10:56:05 AM

LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.


No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet
 
2012-09-05 10:56:32 AM
Her madre has taught that chica well. She will land an hombre con mucho dinero. Pero ella tendrá que aceptar la casa chica de su marido
 
2012-09-05 10:56:42 AM
I'm pretty liberal and I didn't think that was the world's most hilarious OMG I'm on TV moment... Nor was it all that sappy.

Cute kid is cute, and all, but this overpromised and underdelivered.
 
2012-09-05 10:56:53 AM

styckx: God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?


Maybe Youtube doesn't need the traffic-driven money anymore, but smaller blogs do?
 
2012-09-05 10:58:19 AM
 
2012-09-05 10:58:37 AM
Non-farked link...

Link
 
2012-09-05 10:59:39 AM

Bennie Crabtree: styckx: God dammit so farking much. That shiatty website took 30 seconds to load because it's getting farked and all for a god damn shiatty website with an embedded Youtube video.. Whatever happened to linking directly to Youtube videos for video links?

Maybe Youtube doesn't need the traffic-driven money anymore, but smaller blogs do?


It's all about the middle men in this country.
 
2012-09-05 11:01:23 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: LRA61380: Dead for Tax Reasons: If you meant to say 'huge attention whore in training', then yes

You just called a 3 year-old an attention whore? Really? Can't tell if you're trolling or if your soul has actually died.

No, i said she was in training. She hasn't perfected it yet


Ever see "Toddlers & Tiaras"?
 
2012-09-05 11:01:32 AM

quatchi: Cute kid was cute.

That noted, one of the Castro brothers better grow a goatee and maybe some pointy sideburns soon or I'mma gonna continue to get confused.

/Do chicks dig on guy twins the same way guys go gaga for the likes of the Doublemint Twin girls?
//Always wondered but was kinda afraid to ask.


As a twin from a small town, yes they do. At least when you're together. Once we started working and were separated all the time, everyone forgot about me and assumed I was my brother. Yay lack of identity.
 
2012-09-05 11:02:33 AM

Kingly Weevil: That kid is clearly an Obama plant in the audience to garner support from the under 7 vote.


ZOMG BLATANT VOTER FRAUD
 
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