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(NewsBusters)   Remember the guy who farked a pie in 1999? Kind of? Do you know his wife? Me neither, but she makes tasteless jokes on Twitter. By the way, you're supposed to be outraged. Seriously   (newsbusters.org) divider line 145
    More: Silly, Jason Biggs, child rape, Twitter, cyber-bullying, Ellen Barkin, statutory rape, Ann Romney  
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2012-09-05 06:38:45 AM  
They literally have to refer to her as "wife of Jason Biggs" in their headline just so you know who the fark she is, yet still wonder where the public outcry is.

Oh NewsBusters, you try so hard. It's almost endearing.
 
2012-09-05 07:13:03 AM  
Wow, you mean Jason Biggs, star of American Pie and....well, nothing else.

Seriously, is he still alive?
 
2012-09-05 07:14:07 AM  
The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.
 
2012-09-05 07:21:33 AM  
His tweets that were linked in the article are.....yeah, I think the dude ain't wired just exactly right.
 
2012-09-05 07:25:21 AM  
I've been following this the past few days...it's not just that his tweets are offensive, but Nickelodeon is promoting Biggs' Twitter feed in their advertising for the TMNT show.

"Mommy, what's a bleached anus?"
 
2012-09-05 07:25:46 AM  

Nemo's Brother: The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.


Pretty sure this is too meaningless even to get on Daily Show. "wife of half-remembered nobody tweets off color jokes" doesn't seem like it's enough of a story compared to the whole DNC thing. Especially when you consider that "wife of Jason Biggs" isn't an office being run for in this election cycle. Unlike, say "Senator for Missouri" or "Senator for North Dakota," two races where actual candidates have made tasteless rape comments.
 
2012-09-05 07:26:17 AM  
ftfa: "If Jason Biggs had tweeted about Michelle Obama's anus, would he be able to keep his job with you?"

Well that escalated quickly!
 
2012-09-05 07:27:10 AM  
My goodness, conservatives in this country have become a bunch of soppy, blubberin' vaginas.
 
2012-09-05 07:29:27 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: Wow, you mean Jason Biggs, star of American Pie and....well, nothing else.

Seriously, is he still alive?


Ah, he was in that other movie, I think...with Jack Black...

But seriously, if we're going to start having a public outrage every time some nobody makes tasteless jokes online, the public will have a collective heart attack before Christmas.
 
2012-09-05 07:30:10 AM  
Maybe he should have yelled at a chair.

That's considered legitimate political commentary from Hollywood, evidently.
 
2012-09-05 07:31:27 AM  
If you're "journalist" and your boss tells you you're working the twitter beat, it's probably time to consider a career change.
 
2012-09-05 07:33:48 AM  

kid_icarus: Guntram Shatterhand: Wow, you mean Jason Biggs, star of American Pie and....well, nothing else.

Seriously, is he still alive?

Ah, he was in that other movie, I think...with Jack Black...

But seriously, if we're going to start having a public outrage every time some nobody makes tasteless jokes online, the public will have a collective heart attack before Christmas.


You talking about The Jackal? That was Bruce Willis, not Jason Biggs.
 
2012-09-05 07:34:52 AM  
does THIS mean Sarah Palin is automatically president?
 
2012-09-05 07:35:16 AM  
Wasn't he the title character in Loser?

Seems fitting.
 
2012-09-05 07:36:03 AM  
If he tweeted about Michelle Obama's anus?" Reporter may be British.
 
2012-09-05 07:37:26 AM  
Wow, that author has the entire planet of Tattoine in his vagina. What a whiny biatch.


Nemo's Brother: The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.


You're thinking of conservatives and Rush Limbaugh, oh projecting one.
 
2012-09-05 07:41:59 AM  
I'm pretty sure the brains of the wee Christian tykes can detect a legitimate perversion and shut that whole thing down.
 
2012-09-05 07:45:41 AM  
Later Biggs made vile statements about Ryan's wife, Janna. "I'd totes dip a pinky or two in Paul Ryan's wife's bleached asshole ( she obvs bleaches her asshole.) #RNC," Biggs tweeted.


Ok, what the hell is his TF login?
 
2012-09-05 07:49:26 AM  
www.wvsignshop.com

This is an info graphic of all the farks that were not given regarding this issue
 
2012-09-05 07:52:38 AM  

Kibbler: I'm pretty sure the brains of the wee Christian tykes can detect a legitimate perreversion and shut that whole thing down.


Fix'd dat fer yoo.
 
2012-09-05 07:54:29 AM  

MurphyMurphy: ftfa: "If Jason Biggs had tweeted about Michelle Obama's anus, would he be able to keep his job with you?"

Well that escalated quickly!


Does Jason Biggs even have a JOB right now?

(sides, I thought no one had jobs because of Obama...)
 
2012-09-05 08:01:45 AM  

Macular Degenerate: [www.wvsignshop.com image 480x361]

This is an info graphic of all the farks that were not given regarding this issue


bzzt double negative
 
2012-09-05 08:03:37 AM  
I just found out recently that anus bleaching was a thing. Now I can never unknow that.
 
2012-09-05 08:05:42 AM  
He's just as funny on Twitter as he is in his movies.
 
2012-09-05 08:13:23 AM  
FTFA: From the A-List (Alec Baldwin) to the B-List (Ellen Barkin) to the C minus-List (Rosanne Barr) Hollywood liberals just ooze class. But if you want to find real high-brow discourse, you sometimes have to reach down to the sub-D-list.


No, he doesn't. fark you useless gossip rag.
 
2012-09-05 08:13:40 AM  
It was a pretty stupid thing to write down and broadcast
 
2012-09-05 08:17:03 AM  

Mugato: Wow, that author has the entire planet of Tattoine in his vagina. What a whiny biatch.


Nemo's Brother: The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.

You're thinking of conservatives and Rush Limbaugh, oh projecting one.


No no no, you're thinking of Libertarians and Coast to Coast AM.
 
2012-09-05 08:18:22 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Later Biggs made vile statements about Ryan's wife, Janna. "I'd totes dip a pinky or two in Paul Ryan's wife's bleached asshole ( she obvs bleaches her asshole.) #RNC," Biggs tweeted.


Ok, what the hell is his TF login?


meow said the dog.
 
2012-09-05 08:18:58 AM  

mekkab: Tat'dGreaser: Later Biggs made vile statements about Ryan's wife, Janna. "I'd totes dip a pinky or two in Paul Ryan's wife's bleached asshole ( she obvs bleaches her asshole.) #RNC," Biggs tweeted.


Ok, what the hell is his TF login?

meow said the dog.


No I just figured it out, it's rava
 
2012-09-05 08:20:08 AM  
He was the bomb in Phantoms.
 
2012-09-05 08:21:11 AM  

LucklessWonder: Nemo's Brother: The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.

Pretty sure this is too meaningless even to get on Daily Show. "wife of half-remembered nobody tweets off color jokes" doesn't seem like it's enough of a story compared to the whole DNC thing. Especially when you consider that "wife of Jason Biggs" isn't an office being run for in this election cycle. Unlike, say "Senator for Missouri" or "Senator for North Dakota," two races where actual candidates have made tasteless rape comments.


You Win. Perfect. Could not have said it better.
 
2012-09-05 08:22:43 AM  

Nemo's Brother: The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.


It will go on there right after Jon Stewart tackles the menace that is the third grade teacher of the chick who played that blue opera singing alien in The Fifth Element and his unironic Che tshirt that he wore in college.
 
2012-09-05 08:22:58 AM  
Haha, did anyone else but me notice that the author got a dig in at Roseanne Barr in the first sentence? TAKE THAT, person who hasn't really done anything in years. Come at us, the internet, bro!
 
2012-09-05 08:29:39 AM  

Nemo's Brother: The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.


IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A LIBERAL BELIEVES, ASK Nemo's Brother.
 
2012-09-05 08:39:16 AM  

Nemo's Brother: The Total Farkers are going to wait until this is on the Daily Show before they develop an opinion on the matter.


Jesus Christ , this is the greatest post I've ever read on FARK. Couldn't have said it better myself
 
2012-09-05 08:42:00 AM  
The dude cane say whatever he wants but I agree if Nickelodeon is telling my kids to go to his Twitter page (my kids don't go to ANYONE'S Twitter page, I'm just saying) I agree it's wrong.

Not wrong to say it, just keep hi and my kids channel separate.
 
2012-09-05 08:42:28 AM  
I love this woman.....

And i'm sure my friends and i arn't the only ones that make rape jokes... DAILY... hell having watched law and order SVU for years we make a TON of rapebaby jokes.. (hargatay's charecter is a rape baby and every single episode she has to mention it) (oh.. and shes so biatchy we bet that her vagina growls and barks).. but anyway... free speech.. at least this chick is funny with it:)
 
2012-09-05 08:44:03 AM  

ScullyToo: I've been following this the past few days...it's not just that his tweets are offensive, but Nickelodeon is promoting Biggs' Twitter feed in their advertising for the TMNT show.

"Mommy, what's a bleached anus?"


Your common sense response is trumped by Fark libs who will do everything they can to look the other way sense it involves a liberal being douchey to a Republican.

Of course, as the author notes, if these tweets were about Democrats then things would be quite different.
 
2012-09-05 08:45:03 AM  

ScullyToo: I've been following this the past few days...it's not just that his tweets are offensive, but Nickelodeon is promoting Biggs' Twitter feed in their advertising for the TMNT show.

"Mommy, what's a bleached anus?"


Its like camel toe go ask your father
 
2012-09-05 08:47:08 AM  

Brubold:
Your common sense response is trumped by Fark libs who will do everything they can to look the other way sense it involves a liberal being douchey to a Republican.


I'm confused. Do we know she's a liberal?
Cause it sounds like she wants to get down with Ryan's wife, which is complimentary.
 
2012-09-05 08:53:28 AM  

buntz: The dude cane say whatever he wants but I agree if Nickelodeon is telling my kids to go to his Twitter page (my kids don't go to ANYONE'S Twitter page, I'm just saying) I agree it's wrong.

Not wrong to say it, just keep hi and my kids channel separate.


Agreed. Also, if you have to explain or oversell the joke to make it work, it doesn't work. Although I suppose it's more difficult to fit 'bleached anus' multiple times into 140 characters if you don't.

But apparently I'm not allowed to say anything because Brubold said so, and Sarah Palin is now automatically president or something.
 
2012-09-05 08:55:31 AM  

Brubold: ScullyToo: I've been following this the past few days...it's not just that his tweets are offensive, but Nickelodeon is promoting Biggs' Twitter feed in their advertising for the TMNT show.

"Mommy, what's a bleached anus?"

Your common sense response is trumped by Fark libs who will do everything they can to look the other way sense it involves a liberal being douchey to a Republican.

Of course, as the author notes, if these tweets were about Democrats then things would be quite different.


Yay for hypotheticals.

The "If this was X, then it would be different" is the laziest argument you can make. "If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle" is just as relevant.

Are you outraged about this? If so, would YOU have a different opinion of the tweets were about Democrats?

You can ask yourself that, but pretending to read farking minds is stupid.
 
2012-09-05 08:57:29 AM  
Now I see why they're upset:

According to John Nolte at BigHollywood "Nickelodeon directs your children to [Biggs's] Twitter account filled with sexist talk of bleached assholes, incest (complete with photos), "cock," photos of dildos, and Chick-fil-A trashing."
 
2012-09-05 08:57:51 AM  
don't know much about the guy except he was in a movie I saw a decade or so ago...

his tweets are lame. Nickelodeon shouldn't be telling children to go there.

the gop on fark seems to think there is some sort of argument here from the left other than, "who?, oh, yeah that guy. No kids shouldn't read that".

The gop on fark is desperate to make this into something more, and that's pathetic.

/vote republican
 
2012-09-05 09:04:17 AM  
Here's the thing with technology, and it'll probably shock about 95% of Fark... Keep your online persona consistent with your real-life identity. Would either of these two sit in a room full of kids and tell these jokes? I would hope not. If so, well their real-world identities pretty much suck.
 
2012-09-05 09:06:06 AM  
The funniest part of this is that Jason Biggs apparently feels the way to stay relevant is to be the "I'll say anything" Twitter guy.

"Oh, watch out everyone, I'm Jason Biggs and I don't have a filter! Anything can come out of my mouth at any time! I'm edgy and controversial and you never know what to expect!"
 
2012-09-05 09:06:29 AM  
There's a whole lot of butthurt for a nonstory.
 
2012-09-05 09:09:27 AM  
Look...the question is out there. Why won't Paul Ryan's wife answer the question about whether or not she bleaches her asshole? What is Ms. Ryan trying to hide by not addressing whether or not she bleaches her asshole?

I'm just asking questions.
 
2012-09-05 09:09:58 AM  
I'm not outraged. Sorry. They didn't say anything threatening, just used words some conservative prissy didn't like.
 
2012-09-05 09:10:15 AM  
THIS JUST MOTHERF*CKING IN: The actor who played Biff Tannen in Back to the Future (Parts I, II and III) has a cousin who is gay married to an illegal immigrant!

Where is the outrage from the left now?
 
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