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(Google)   After a beheading, a suicide, and two throat-slashings, police in New Jersey think the local PCP might be tainted with something. Subby suspects there's PCP in it   (google.com) divider line 151
    More: Scary, PCP, New Jersey, throats  
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2012-09-05 09:17:43 AM  
There can be only one.
 
2012-09-05 09:52:23 AM  
and that was all the same person...
 
2012-09-05 09:52:48 AM  
They have been calling it "smoking wet" or something like that. Funniest thing to hear a serious newsreader say "The suspect is believed to have been smoking wet."

First time I heard it I thought, what does being soaking wet have to do with beheading a child?
 
2012-09-05 09:53:00 AM  
Bath salts.
 
2012-09-05 09:53:21 AM  
It could also be all of that Camden that the PCP is in.
 
2012-09-05 09:53:49 AM  
And this is why any dissociative that gets you that high and leaves you mobile is a bad farking thing. Also plus it's farking pcp,it doesn't have the reputation without a farking reason.
 
2012-09-05 09:57:08 AM  
♫Taainted dust, whooaaaooo, Taainted dust, whooaaaooo♫
 
2012-09-05 09:57:30 AM  

Wettner: They have been calling it "smoking wet" or something like that. Funniest thing to hear a serious newsreader say "The suspect is believed to have been smoking wet."

First time I heard it I thought, what does being soaking wet have to do with beheading a child?


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2012-09-05 09:57:31 AM  
What the hell? How'd all this skin get on my arm?
 
2012-09-05 09:57:54 AM  
I didn't know that stuff still existed.
 
2012-09-05 09:58:37 AM  
Science.
 
2012-09-05 09:59:11 AM  
We should legalize drugs.
 
2012-09-05 09:59:13 AM  
PCP, man. The bath salts of the 90s.

/Back in the '90s when that shiat was everywhere locally; I remember people having to make sure they bought green ONLY from trusted sources.
 
2012-09-05 09:59:54 AM  
Seriously, who the hell uses PCP? How is "psycho" something you want to try?
 
2012-09-05 10:00:40 AM  
Alright.. I grew up in Austin and we smoked a ton of weed, did a lot of drugs- LSD, shrooms, saw a bunch of coke, people did heroin, speed, ecstasy, just about everything, but didnt the story of the guy who thought he turned into an orange while on PCP scare these people away from angeldust? Out of all the crazy, hardcore drugs I grew up around in Austin, I never saw or even heard of anyone using PCP. People still do that? Why? How does PCP sound like a good idea?
 
2012-09-05 10:02:46 AM  
A normal wednesday in Camden New Jersey.
 
2012-09-05 10:03:00 AM  
*reads headline*
Do we have any meme pics with "Ya Think?!!" on them?
 
2012-09-05 10:03:14 AM  

BigLuca: ♫Taainted dust, whooaaaooo, Taainted dust, whooaaaooo♫


i sang that as dusty taint...

/ looks like i quit the wrong week to quit smoking wet
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2012-09-05 10:03:30 AM  

swahnhennessy: How is "psycho" something you want to try?


This just gave me a serious case of the giggles. Not sure why.
 
2012-09-05 10:03:59 AM  
PCP: For all those times where you don't really want to get high, you'd really rather just inhale straight insanity.

*shudder*
 
2012-09-05 10:04:50 AM  
winthorpe
 
2012-09-05 10:04:50 AM  

poe_zlaw: Alright.. I grew up in Austin and we smoked a ton of weed, did a lot of drugs- LSD, shrooms, saw a bunch of coke, people did heroin, speed, ecstasy, just about everything, but didnt the story of the guy who thought he turned into an orange while on PCP scare these people away from angeldust? Out of all the crazy, hardcore drugs I grew up around in Austin, I never saw or even heard of anyone using PCP. People still do that? Why? How does PCP sound like a good idea?


Seriously. There is nothing about PCP that makes me think, "Hey, I want to try that."
 
2012-09-05 10:06:22 AM  
Not once did you pay for drugs Dewey.

Not once.
 
2012-09-05 10:06:30 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: PCP, man. The bath salts of the 90s.

/Back in the '90s when that shiat was everywhere locally; I remember people having to make sure they bought green ONLY from trusted sources.


You got PCP in my bath salts.

You got bath salts in my PCP.

Now, two scary drugs in one single dose!
 
2012-09-05 10:07:16 AM  

poe_zlaw: Alright.. I grew up in Austin and we smoked a ton of weed, did a lot of drugs- LSD, shrooms, saw a bunch of coke, people did heroin, speed, ecstasy, just about everything, but didnt the story of the guy who thought he turned into an orange while on PCP scare these people away from angeldust? Out of all the crazy, hardcore drugs I grew up around in Austin, I never saw or even heard of anyone using PCP. People still do that? Why? How does PCP sound like a good idea?


I'm guessing the average user stopped giving a fark about anything long before PCP made sense to get in to.

Also, nobody should worry about buying "laced" weed. Your dealer isn't going to give you free drugs.
 
2012-09-05 10:07:23 AM  
Quote of the week:

"You have to be very focused to cut someone's head off or find someone and slit their throat."
 
2012-09-05 10:07:51 AM  

offmymeds: CapeFearCadaver: PCP, man. The bath salts of the 90s.

/Back in the '90s when that shiat was everywhere locally; I remember people having to make sure they bought green ONLY from trusted sources.

You got PCP in my bath salts.

You got bath salts in my PCP.

Now, two scary drugs in one single dose!


Might be onto something there Scooter.
 
2012-09-05 10:09:25 AM  
Camden, oh Camden. It's been real but...

"Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
 
2012-09-05 10:09:51 AM  
Don't mess with Wayne Brady.
 
2012-09-05 10:10:27 AM  
The Leak Brothers come to mind whenever a PCP story is featured.
 
2012-09-05 10:15:45 AM  
*please don't be Camden**please don't be Camden**please don't be Camden**please don't be Camden*

*click*

fark

I live far enough away from that shiathole that most of the shiat in that city doesn't affect me but close enough that I hate living here

/Gloucester County / 10 minute drive to Camden
 
2012-09-05 10:16:24 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Also, nobody should worry about buying "laced" weed. Your dealer isn't going to give you free drugs.


Laced with another drug? Probably not. Laced with pesticide or some shiat? That seems more likely.
 
2012-09-05 10:17:23 AM  
I love this headline.
 
2012-09-05 10:19:17 AM  
Dead PCP addicts? I'm good with that.
 
2012-09-05 10:22:22 AM  
www.eurthisnthat.comapproves
 
2012-09-05 10:22:29 AM  
the one guy raped the 12 year old girl before the 6 year old boy tried to intervene. He killed the boy and slashed the girl. The girl was able to run away and summon help.

/wtf?
 
2012-09-05 10:23:58 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: HotWingConspiracy: Also, nobody should worry about buying "laced" weed. Your dealer isn't going to give you free drugs.

Laced with another drug? Probably not. Laced with pesticide or some shiat? That seems more likely.


That and with stuff like "Spice" you have no idea how much they are adding.
 
2012-09-05 10:25:09 AM  

Derek Force: the one guy raped the 12 year old girl before the 6 year old boy tried to intervene. He killed the boy and slashed the girl. The girl was able to run away and summon help.

/wtf?


Yeah... keep that in mind when you see people posting "legalize all drugs" in threads.
 
2012-09-05 10:27:06 AM  
Hey! You got sharia in my PCP... Well, you got PCP in my sharia...
 
2012-09-05 10:27:21 AM  

Derek Force: the one guy raped the 12 year old girl before the 6 year old boy tried to intervene. He killed the boy and slashed the girl. The girl was able to run away and summon help.

/wtf?


I suspect he slashed the boy's throat/Carotid Artery, (stationary target) when he attempted to intervene in the rape. Sister's throat was slashed non-fatally as she was escaping (moving target).
 
2012-09-05 10:28:28 AM  

police in New Jersey think the local PCP
people might be tainted with something
 
2012-09-05 10:29:51 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Derek Force: the one guy raped the 12 year old girl before the 6 year old boy tried to intervene. He killed the boy and slashed the girl. The girl was able to run away and summon help.

/wtf?

Yeah... keep that in mind when you see people posting "legalize all drugs" in threads.


Drugs should be legalized, and people should be held accountable for anything they do on those drugs should they choose to take them. And other people should be free to carry around concealed weapons just in case someone tries something.
 
2012-09-05 10:30:09 AM  

poe_zlaw: Alright.. I grew up in Austin and we smoked a ton of weed, did a lot of drugs- LSD, shrooms, saw a bunch of coke, people did heroin, speed, ecstasy, just about everything, but didnt the story of the guy who thought he turned into an orange while on PCP scare these people away from angeldust? Out of all the crazy, hardcore drugs I grew up around in Austin, I never saw or even heard of anyone using PCP. People still do that? Why? How does PCP sound like a good idea?


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
 
2012-09-05 10:33:27 AM  

GranoblasticMan: poe_zlaw: Alright.. I grew up in Austin and we smoked a ton of weed, did a lot of drugs- LSD, shrooms, saw a bunch of coke, people did heroin, speed, ecstasy, just about everything, but didnt the story of the guy who thought he turned into an orange while on PCP scare these people away from angeldust? Out of all the crazy, hardcore drugs I grew up around in Austin, I never saw or even heard of anyone using PCP. People still do that? Why? How does PCP sound like a good idea?

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


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2012-09-05 10:34:20 AM  
bath salts with just a dab of wet. sweet dreams.
 
2012-09-05 10:34:35 AM  
Apostates? Infidels?
 
2012-09-05 10:35:57 AM  
www.metalinsider.net

/hot...My Ass Is On Fire hot...
 
2012-09-05 10:36:22 AM  
So you decided to smoke with the big boys eh smokey

Take it easy

It's angeldust holmes
 
2012-09-05 10:36:23 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Your dealer isn't going to give you free drugs.


They've been giving the first couple doses away for years. It is quite simply the paradigm of their business model for acquiring new clients.
 
2012-09-05 10:37:05 AM  

The packages clearly said:

100% Pure PCP
Caution: May contain PCP
 
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