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(Daily Mail)   "Seal would like to clarify that he was not implying his wife was cheating while they were together"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Followup, Heidi Klum, Leni, Rebecca, TMZ, bodyguards, marriages  
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2012-09-05 08:12:05 AM
"I would like to clarify on my previous statement. I did not intend to factually suggest my wife cheated on me, just that it's an amazing coincidence that she happened to be hopping on another train before the last one has even left the station."

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"Okay, some people have mistaken my previous statement this morning that my ex-wife was involved in pulling trains with other men. That's not what I was suggesting at all and I apologize to anybody who misunderstood my comments. I was simply frustrated that our divorce was not yet finalized and already she had another sheet of paper in the three-hole punch."

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"Sorry, it's me again. I was not aware that 'three-hole punch' was a rather explicit slang term on Urban Dictionary and would like to retract my statement from yesterday afternoon..."
 
2012-09-05 08:52:23 AM
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That is one angry critter.
 
2012-09-05 08:53:32 AM
Except that he did say it, and to TMZ cameramen. I feel for these celebs; here they are with all their private demons trapped inside them, and here comes a paparazzi, shouting questions, just daring them to say something that can be used. If they won't talk, the paps start with more and more ridiculous questions, anything to get them riled up enough to say something.

Seal knew better and he fell for it. Now he's going to get followed around for months, with the leeches trying to get him to say something even worse, or to see him with his new love interest, which is now a "story."
 
2012-09-05 09:02:43 AM
Could you blame her? I mean, seriously, has he ever looked in a mirror?
 
2012-09-05 09:31:27 AM
"Fornicating with the help"?

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/That's hot
 
2012-09-05 09:45:19 AM

SmackLT: "I would like to clarify on my previous statement. I did not intend to factually suggest my wife cheated on me, just that it's an amazing coincidence that she happened to be hopping on another train before the last one has even left the station."

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"Okay, some people have mistaken my previous statement this morning that my ex-wife was involved in pulling trains with other men. That's not what I was suggesting at all and I apologize to anybody who misunderstood my comments. I was simply frustrated that our divorce was not yet finalized and already she had another sheet of paper in the three-hole punch."

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"Sorry, it's me again. I was not aware that 'three-hole punch' was a rather explicit slang term on Urban Dictionary and would like to retract my statement from yesterday afternoon..."


This made me lol heartily. Thank god I work at home.
 
2012-09-05 09:57:25 AM
Glad we got that cleared up. Now give me a moment to remember who these people are.
 
2012-09-05 10:30:58 AM
FTFA: [Seal]replied: 'Whilst I didn't expect anything better from him, I would have thought that Heidi would have shown a little more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help.'

At a public appearance soon after, Ms. Klum was pelted with job applications from fans.
 
2012-09-05 10:50:44 AM
It was bound to not work. You can't have one spouse who likes to go clubbing, and the other vehemently opposed to the very notion. Plus, his face is like the black version of Baron Harkonnen.
 
2012-09-05 11:01:03 AM
Back to Match dot com for the both of them.
 
2012-09-05 11:53:29 AM
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2012-09-05 01:12:08 PM

cryinoutloud: I feel for these celebs; here they are with all their private demons trapped inside them, and here comes a paparazzi, shouting questions, just daring them to say something that can be used. If they won't talk, the paps start with more and more ridiculous questions, anything to get them riled up enough to say something.


One could almost say the price you pay for being a public figure is public scrutiny...
 
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